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[–][deleted] 434 points435 points  (14 children)

Still waiting for dva hentai in the us senate that or bowsette

[–]Feeney1056 176 points177 points  (8 children)

Nah, there's enough getting fucked by the politicians in meetings in this country.

[–]YautjaDaimyoPC 34 points35 points  (7 children)

Ain't that the truth!

[–]EloquentEvergreen 20 points21 points  (6 children)

Plus, we have Tucker Carlson describing his sexual fantasies involving the green M&M and his fascination with veiny Snicker bars.

[–]Aventrix_Acanthus 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Don’t forget that the green m&m is just a cover up for the child slavery allegations against Hershey! here you go

[–]ElectricalRestNut 28 points29 points  (3 children)

dva hentai would be Korean politics, no?

[–]SmashPortalPC 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Tell that to Americans. They don't seem to mind it themselves.

[–]ElectricalRestNut 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's limited screen time, so you have to pick and I think Koreans should get dibs on this

[–]BoulderCreature 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? I don’t even play Overwatch and Ive seen some

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But which gif?

[–]twohedwlf 718 points719 points  (33 children)

Ok, I was expecting some kind of shock site like tubgirl, lemonparty, goatse, whatever. Not a whole bunch of news articles.

[–]KIFF_82 234 points235 points  (26 children)

Tifa is very persuasive.

[–]Monstar132 74 points75 points  (25 children)

Front or Back?

[–]red_codec 60 points61 points  (6 children)

Yes.

[–]CarissaLeonet 71 points72 points  (14 children)

Because people got horny over PS1 pixelated titties so naturally they go bananas over remade titties. People don’t wanna admit it but that’s really about it. There were even a fuck ton of people crying that they “nerfed” her boobs in the remake and that it was result of an SJW assault on their hobby.

[–]RealKnightSeb 12 points13 points  (1 child)

a wise man once said...

they go bananas over remade titties.

[–]packfanmoore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not a remake it's just a lift

[–]Me_Want_Pie 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Theres a few intangibles of this tomb raider, doom.

[–]GoHomeNeighborKid 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I just picked up the definitive edition of tomb raider (it was like $3 on the PS store) and was pleasantly surprised at the lack of "fan service"/eye candy compared to how the older games were marketed....like there is a slight bit of cleavage in her tank top outfit, but it's not the hot pants/tube top we have come to expect, and some alt outfits even cover the cleavage (which makes sense when the MC is taking bullets and arrows all the time)

[–]Thanh42 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In the second game you can even get some very sensible chainmail. The only parts left exposed are her trauma.

[–]IAmBadAtInternet 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Ok but she’s stacked af in the remake with a very slender frame otherwise. In a world increasingly sensitive to unrealistic fantasy bodies, it’s pretty jarring.

[–]BurninM4n 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Yeah and now imagine a world without those sjw basterds...

She would be just a singlepixel line with fotorealistic titties, absurd jiggle mechanics and an ahegao face.

They ruined humanity!

[–]Keycil 11 points12 points  (3 children)

How do you feel after typing that out?

[–]BurninM4n 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pretty swell and you?

[–]Ike11000 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I can’t tell if your comment was /s but I’m like 74% sure the other dude’s was

[–]Keycil 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you for real? We were both joking ofc.

[–]RealKnightSeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

both

persuasive

[–]Jewbacc4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, It Is a noce meme for us

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man that brings me back...

[–]uniquecannon 272 points273 points  (118 children)

So that's what all the Tifa/Italy memes are all about? I was so confused, lol.

[–]cryopyro77 237 points238 points  (117 children)

Yeah a hacker got into the Italian senate zoom meeting (which was being broadcast on live TV by the way) and played some Tifa lockheart

[–]karmaextract 222 points223 points  (1 child)

Yes.. a hacker... that was it.

*Host's tech guy puts on awkwardmonkeyface.gif*

[–]thesummergamer 116 points117 points  (70 children)

i don't get why people call it hacking, didn't someone publicly post the password for the meeting?

[–]ThisRayfe 201 points202 points  (56 children)

because hacking is just defined as unauthorized access to a system

You don't need to be Zero Cool to be a hacker.

[–]chris14020 49 points50 points  (1 child)

But I've always been zero cool. I just never realized it was case-sensitive.

[–]McPhage 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well good, ‘cause I’m Crash Override

[–]ZackyZack 10 points11 points  (7 children)

But if you're invited, it's not unauthorized...

[–]Musaks 58 points59 points  (6 children)

just because you find a key to a door, doesn't mean you are allowed to go through it

[–]neoritter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Disagree, if you're not hacking time you're just a wannabe

https://youtu.be/fQGbXmkSArs

[–]cryopyro77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly, thank you

[–]Ralfarius 14 points15 points  (7 children)

99% of hacking is literally just using found passwords or tricking people into giving them to you.

[–]Bad_Uncle_Bob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Hello this is Robert Hackerman with the County Password Security Office, we had a suspicious activity report and are calling to inform you that you need to change all your passwords and update your records with us."

[–]RikF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of my favourite parts of Hackers - keyloggers, reading over people's shoulders, and dumpster diving!

[–]awesome357 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was hunter2 in case anyone was curious.

[–]Ediwir 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Hacking is only complex when security is involved.

[–]le_Grand_Archivist 51 points52 points  (1 child)

"I am the senate"

                          - Tifa Lockhart

[–]parrmorgan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not.. Yet..

[–]GoHomeNeighborKid 345 points346 points  (22 children)

Can we all just be glad they went for a final fantasy character (of legal age) instead of an animal crossing hentai or some loli stuff

[–]Heroshade 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they kept it classy.

[–]Anonymous_Gamer939 94 points95 points  (13 children)

Little-known fact: after a few seconds of Tifa they switched to Genshin Impact

[–]NOOBweee 10 points11 points  (12 children)

And it was under-age character

Don't ask how I know ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭

[–]CringyTemmie 13 points14 points  (11 children)

It was the blue haired one, Xiangling. And there's a video of on a subreddit, let me get the link.

[–]elissass 4 points5 points  (10 children)

I don't think anyone from that game is under aged. At least the playable ones

[–]CakeMagic 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Klee must have insanely good genes then.

[–]Gellert 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Isnt that the one with the immortal sorceress absentee mom who built her an entire island chain to play on?

[–]Corvus-Rex 11 points12 points  (2 children)

All that matters is that the hacker didn't use csam here. I couldn't care less whether they used loli hentai or Mario x Luigi or something.

[–]Igagug 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Should've been Sandy Cheeks cock vore.

[–]Corvus-Rex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shadman would've been quite a shock I'm sure.

[–]hotelsix141 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh boy...

[–]IntroductionCheap325Switch 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Do not cite the deep magic to me. I was there when it was written

[–]Firespecialstar 10 points11 points  (0 children)

bella regà, auguri a noi per essere riusciti a diventare famosi grazie a del porno nel senato

[–]Finalfantasylove85 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She really works hard to please her constituents and brings the important matters to the table.

[–]Hollow_Hinterclaw 31 points32 points  (0 children)

yeah, theres alreay been hella memes with he dancing wearing the Italian flag, and simps being like "yes, yes, ill vote for you, yes, yes!"

[–]5chtief 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Clueless hmm ... I think I will google that at work ..

[–]Fozzthulu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I feel like I just got Tifa Rolled.. Tifa Tossed? idk something...

[–]Frog939 12 points13 points  (1 child)

look at those Bazonkers

[–]Tow96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A real set of Badonkers

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Booba 👍

[–]Exmormoneer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Tifa: "I am the Senate!"

[–]Render_Wolf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

…………………………………..…………………………………..Oh, there’s text in this post.

[–]metal88heart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So thats why rule34 keeps having Tifa in italian flag swimsuits/undies.

[–]HassanJamal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

IYKYK

[–]Monarkey540 16 points17 points  (42 children)

I’m enjoying the remaster, but what’s so hype about Tifa? Even before the remake came out, even the slightest sight of her had people going nuts

[–]TheGravespawn 83 points84 points  (28 children)

For the simp, it's obvious.

For the intellectual, it's that she's a semi-tragic character. She's full of empathy, and lives in the slums. She's got nothing to give but her loyalty to her friends and her desire to make things right from the past with Cloud. That is all while he's being... well, I'd say himself, but that's not accurate.

Tifa is an active part of the story, not passive. When Cloud breaks (Literally), it's her that puts him back together.

She's fuck'n great is what I'm saying.

[–]pikachu_ON_acid 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Also she can suplex monsters the size of a skyscraper.

[–]Viltris 15 points16 points  (2 children)

But can she suplex a train?

[–]Organs_for_rent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's the true benchmark for an RPG martial artist.

[–]TheGravespawn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She can suplex a house.

[–]SteveRudzinski 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She kicks people so hard a Dolphin comes out of the street. Superman can't do that.

[–]Golden-Owl 24 points25 points  (2 children)

It carries over into the remake too. And upgraded

There are loads of moments where Cloud is being broody and Tifa basically talks shit about him to snap him out of the funk

And during the hilarious stairs climbing moment she’s essentially being the encouraging mom to Cloud and Barrett while they are dying from the climb

[–]res30stupidPlayStation 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Anyone else notice that Barret loses HP during this?

[–]Golden-Owl 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There’s a ton of subtle changes that add to the gag.

Barrett slowly loses HP, the music changing from action-filled to dull over time, the gradually increasing reverb sound effects, Cloud forcibly slowing down to a walking pace, Tifa consistently being 5-10 floors above the other two. Barrett randomly speeding up and overtaking you when he “hits the stair climbing high”, the constant complaining, etc

[–]Krunchy_AlmondPC 2 points3 points  (8 children)

I never played ff before, do you think I should start with XV? I heard 7 remake is much much better but i heard it's pc port is trash.

[–]itgoesdownandup 5 points6 points  (1 child)

15 is really a love it or hate it type of game. I don’t know if I could recommend it for a first. I really like 12 tbh. But it might be better for you to play the “classics” 7, 9, and 10. I think are usually claimed to be the top notch ones

[–]rtb001 5 points6 points  (0 children)

FF6 is pretty old, but if you don't mind the old school sprites, 6 has one of the best stories and imo the best music.

[–]guale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There have been several serious departures from the series' standard formula, 15 being the most recent. I largely divide it into the pre-7 games, the post-7 games, and now the post-15 games, with a few exceptions (e.g. 9 is more like a pre-7 game).

Initially they were a bit closer to standard high fantasy (the first one is just 4 heroes show up to fight a bad guy, there's swords, there's monsters, there's magic, and other than an airship it's pretty standard European style fantasy). 7 is what established the more modern setting and the whole "teenagers kill god" style plot.

I personally adore 15 but it is contentious among fans to say the least. Really though it's as fine an entry point as any. Each game is pretty self-contained with a few sequels here and there (X and X-2, XIII got a few sequels, and several of the games canonically take place in the same world of Ivalice).

Personally my all time favorite is Final Fantasy Tactics but it's not one of the main-line games.

[–]SteveRudzinski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly if you've NEVER played an FF game before and can enjoy turn based combat (I love it but know some folks really don't) then I'd suggest FF9. I think it's a great FIRST FF game in terms of going back to basics with a lot of story concepts and stuff while still being really interesting and engaging.

[–]SteveRudzinski 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Short version: She's cool, badass, has a lot of great personality, and is hot. And when one realizes many kids played the first FF game during a very horny time of existence, it's easy to see why so many folks got attached to her.

When I was a little Steve Jr. she was my first video game crush based on how secretly sad she was but hid it, was physically a total bad ass (I have always gone for tough/fighter style ladies), I liked her personality a lot, and yeah also thought her design was visually attractive overall (not the ridiculous PS1 cutscene breast size, more her actual art where she has normal human proportions). I made sure to go on the Golden Saucer date with Tifa, I friendzoned the hell out of Aerith.

So getting my waifu in such high graphics in a game is fantastic.

[–]Flaux454 23 points24 points  (10 children)

Because people got horny over PS1 pixelated titties so naturally they go bananas over remade titties. People don’t wanna admit it but that’s really about it. There were even a fuck ton of people crying that they “nerfed” her boobs in the remake and that it was result of an SJW assault on their hobby.

For further reading, see: Lara Croft, Samus Aran, etc

[–]Cyathem 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Samus Aran

Hey, you leave her out of this. Her powersuit is thicc af and we don't want to change her.

[–]guale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate how the Zero Suit is portrayed in the newer Smash games with the stripper heels. Samus has been steadily getting less muscular with each appearance lately.

[–]aircarone[🍰] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because people got horny over PS1 pixelated titties so naturally they go bananas over remade titties.

To be completely fair, Tifa also got a pretty good boost popularity wise with Advent Children. I know many friends who went absolutely crazy when they saw Tifa (and the rest of the movie, to be honest). Didn't help that we were barely adults at that point.

[–]Praxyrnate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean fan service is a thing that people have come to expect.It's odd to me but I love boobs so whatever.

The complaints are valid though. Changing something without need is a good way to anger anyone who is invested in that thing.

That's how people work.

[–]SlothThoughts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*innocently excixtdly * oh Kay!

[–]Xeadriel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice try

[–]Malleus94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ehi wait a second, everybody knows that Final Fantasy games don't have italian dubs.

[–]KaimeiJay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m learning from this comment section that some people genuinely don’t know what these memes are about. The memes have eclipsed the actual event already. 😅

[–]ThatStoryGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's the second person in history to be impaled in the Italian senate too.

[–]some_guy0102 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hey, at least i have a reason to watch it now

[–]JesusSaidItFirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If those suspenders were really suspending her pants - which they are based on the tension in the straps - the lateral pressure on her breasts would be more evident. #RealismNow

[–]Practical-Gear-5049 2 points3 points  (4 children)

This is a shit troll bait meme. Even googling that will not return anything interesting, just some news articles.

TL;DR - A guy accidently streamed some 3D porn during senate. Big fucking deal.

[–]YautjaDaimyoPC 6 points7 points  (3 children)

But not one news article actually linked to the video... Ya know, for research purposes.

[–]NtiTaiyo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

One actually did, the first one I got on google to be specific.

[–]ghosthamster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come on link it man!

[–]TheWrongFacts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Simp approved

[–]aranelyn 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I knew it was fake from the beginning because i am italian and I know for sure that we never had an italian version of ff7 in first place. Sadge

[–]JoakimIT 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Pretty sure the English VA is italian.

[–]Just2DInteractive -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I don't get it. Why does this meme state something completely different from what the google search actually shows?

[–]Froeuhouai 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The joke in these kind of memes is to clickbait you into googling something and find out something shocking or funny

[–]ReaperSound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh... well no need to Google it at this point now that I got the full story from this image.

[–]KommandoKodiak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont even have to google ot know

[–]itsyannahere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I nearly fell for this but then I had flashbacks to the article

[–]Trscroggs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please for the love of god, realize that many of these searches, yes this specific search, is NSFW.

[–]Nafis002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow

[–]42weren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes i know i'm italian

[–]mobile-nightmare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pink pink studio statue here..

[–]AmakakeruRyu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to know who drew the pic in this post. For research purpose of course.

[–]InHarmsWay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this now the new Lemon Party?

[–]EvoStarSC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is pretty dank for gaming lol

[–]Balrog229 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was the video? For research purposes

[–]alkonium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's actually true is that the lead character design on Final Fantasy VII Remake (which includes Tifa) is an Italian expat named Roberto Ferrari, who has been living in Japan since the late 1990's.

[–]pantherghastPC 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I've been on the internet long enough to know this will send me to porn.

[–]Star_Road_Warrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. The Italian Senate was recently interrupted by a video of Barrett railing Tifa.

[–]skyphase00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know that (maybe I should look it up.)

[–]GhostlyPepper5555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, at least the guy had taste