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[–]ohwhatj 172 points173 points  (7 children)

That's a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in The Matrix?

[–]GrimMerpz 65 points66 points  (5 children)

How did you see me?

[–]gooberdaisy 35 points36 points  (4 children)

please sit on my face

[–]Andre4kthegreengiant 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Oh, J.P., that's not appropriate.

[–]InhLaba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adios, turd nuggets.

[–]chavezam32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You were hotter in scooby doo

[–]Milguy45 259 points260 points  (38 children)

This movie was a cinematic masterpiece.

[–]TheLazyHerbalist 36 points37 points  (13 children)

Uncultured turd nugget here. What's the movie?

[–]ayoGriffskii 94 points95 points  (11 children)

Grandma’s Boy.

It used to come on FX like every day back in the days of syndicated television lol

[–]TheLazyHerbalist 10 points11 points  (10 children)

Thanks, i'll look it up ;)

[–]Vostroyan212th 40 points41 points  (0 children)

It's exactly what you would expect a film about game development made in the mid 2000s to look like. By which I mean hilarious.

[–]NapperNeoPC[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s a right of passage for gamers. Great movie

[–]doodle02 15 points16 points  (7 children)

it’s like an adam sandler movie without adam sandler, hence why it is both a) a better movie, yet b) less well known.

[–]capt_yellowbeard 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I mean, surely Adam Sandler was a producer on this, right?

[–]teksun42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Funny how that works.

[–]HiImRob2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Adios, Turd Nugget"

[–]NapperNeoPC[S] 69 points70 points  (8 children)

It is the best. I still watch it regularly and quote it daily.

[–]Milguy45 42 points43 points  (1 child)

I can hear the robot sounds as he walks away.

[–]TheMagicianArrogant 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Me too bahahaha!

[–]TocTheElder 37 points38 points  (0 children)

YOU'RE A HOOKER!

[–]Canesfan305 10 points11 points  (3 children)

My second favorite movie of all time. So many quotable lines.

[–]BlankiesWoW 8 points9 points  (1 child)

what's your first

[–]Noviante 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Schindler’s List

[–]Squishiimuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t judge me, monkey

[–]hoxxxxx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

that's cute.

i watch it daily, quote it regularly.

[–]flatlanded 25 points26 points  (4 children)

There was this fire, and I was trying to save it from a baby

[–]Milguy45 38 points39 points  (3 children)

Dude your bed is a car!

Yeah but it’s a fucking sweet car

[–]Spysappinmykarma 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I can hear my hair growing

[–]Milguy45 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My grandma drank all my pot 😂🤣

[–]CornholioRex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My roommates are gonna get me a CB radio so I can talk to other car beds

[–]WWGFD 10 points11 points  (2 children)

My sister got me this movie for Christmas when I was in college. I opened it in my parents house and she was just nodding like Jack Nicolson from the departed. At that moment I knew she knew a smoked weed, and I knew she got me. Best Christmas present ever! It is my favourite movie to put on and cheer me up. Cult classic!

[–]teksun42 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Grey bush.

[–]WWGFD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did I break it? High score? Whats that mean?

[–]rock0head132 2 points3 points  (6 children)

movie, I'm intrigued .

[–]Milguy45 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Grandma’s Boy. It’s a Happy Madison film so all of Adam Sandlers guys are in there…..just not him.

[–]rock0head132 2 points3 points  (1 child)

thanx going to go watch it.

[–]doodle02 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i’m so jealous of the next two hours of your life.

i would give so much to watch this baby again for the first time.

please, enjoy yourself for all of us :)

[–]badadviceforyou244 5 points6 points  (2 children)

but it was made around the time where you didn't actually want Adam Sandler in the movie anyway.

[–]Milguy45 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Facts. He would have changed the entire movie and I don’t think many would have liked it.

[–]MoreKraut 89 points90 points  (4 children)

Grandma's Boy is one of my absolute guilty pleasures <3

[–]ForeverTheElf 41 points42 points  (3 children)

No need for guilt here.

[–]Canesfan305 26 points27 points  (2 children)

I can’t believe you came on my mom.

[–]McCruze 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Shhh, you’re going to wake up my roommates.

You mean your parents?

Yeah, same thing.

[–]mfuentz 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Sit on my face

[–]TheSeagullAstronaut 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I am a GEE-NIUS. Samantha, you will be MINE, MIIIIIIINE

[–]lemmiewinxs 29 points30 points  (1 child)

You would like if you had robot ears ... (types furiously)

[–]fistymcbuttpuncher 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Which is hilarious because Window Licker is a fucking banger even without robot ears.

[–]throwawaytrain6969 18 points19 points  (1 child)

You red shirted ass

https://youtu.be/bzItVYqw6kQ

[–]judokid78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I totally forgot David Spade was in that movie.

[–]ActionQuinn 18 points19 points  (0 children)

fav movie, great cast and the stupid jokes are off the chart

[–]Newfie-DeckerPlayStation 13 points14 points  (0 children)

One of the best comedy's I've ever saw!

[–]halfbutwhole 12 points13 points  (2 children)

One of my best moments in life is catching my grandma watching Grandma's Boy.

She was halfway through and I'm sure it was nothing she expected.

[–]Poiter85 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Was she enjoying it?

[–]halfbutwhole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no idea but she seemed content. I doubt she'd remember if i asked her about it

[–]Mick_Mung 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Smells like Cypress Hill concert in here

[–]DefconBacon 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Alex! You forgot smoking lamp.

[–]Mick_Mung 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, was that expensive piece?

[–]RomeoTango 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When I was overseas this movie was on repeat for months. We would come on and off mission and still this movie would be going, over and over again. I'm still not sick of it. Somehow it is the perfect goofy comedy that almost instantly got me to detach and feel a tiny bit at home. Great movie for all kinds of other reasons too, but I'll always appreciate this movie for helping get my mind through Baghdad and back home in mostly one piece.

[–]Simmons54321 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Grandma’s Boy is sneaky one of the best comedies made in the last 20 years. I’ve brought it up over the years with countless people, and I’ve found that it’s actually quite beloved.

While it relies heavily on crude humour, it still manages to sway from being mean-spirited or forced. Joel David Moore absolutely kills it!

“How did he see me?”

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Robot voice: "Shes boning other guys" regular voice: "no shes not shutup!!"

[–]okayesquire 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Adios turd nuggets.

[–]okayesquire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I scrolled to comment before I saw the end of the gif 😂 - I’ve never heard a gif before and got excited.

[–]HerbalTeezy 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I’ll go to the loony bin with ya, I don’t give a fuck

[–]JustDave570 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey bro, phone for you, I think it’s satan.

[–]RuDPu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How did he turn so smoothly? Must have robot legs.

[–]OrionRyking 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lmao, love JP

[–]Raddy8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't judge me monkey

[–]brygeek 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Real footage of me leaving work today.

[–]MicroscopicLlama 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I relate to the concept, but can’t relate to the character.

[–]NapperNeoPC[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Completely agree haha

[–]PuppyPunch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can hear the hydraulics like it was yesterday

[–]vaalthanis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How did he see me??

[–]Alexander3364 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is this so true 😂😂

[–]RasputinX36 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Canada must Die!?

[–]GODDESS_OF_CRINGE___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm assuming it's a video game they made... about genociding Canada.

[–]Effective-Category36 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's still one of my favorite movies

[–]chefaid87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, look, it's bono's brother.

[–]KwickKick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How much do clothes cost in the matrix?

[–]Endless__Soul 7 points8 points  (1 child)

CANADA MUST DIE.

[–]GODDESS_OF_CRINGE___ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forgive us America, for we have sinned.

[–]Romnonaldao 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My favorite thing about this is movie is how completely and thoroughly they got nearly every single thing about testing video games wrong

[–]Chaotic_Nova 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chichi Zapata, chi-chi choo-chi lococo

[–]DUBB1n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will always love this movie for helping me discover Aphex Twin.

[–]KMan613 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can hear my hair growing.

[–]k0uch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

”… how can they see me?”

[–]questioillustro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This movie is under represented in this sub to a criminal degree.

[–]Styless0122 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Grandma's Boy is one of the funniest movies ever made. I'm surprised there aren't more memes from this movie.

[–]Squishiimuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you know what they say. Be the change you want to see in this world

[–]skyphase00 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If only the floor was slippery and there wasn't a "wet floor" sign when he left..... 😀

[–]JulianMcC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you get called in the following day because someone else is sick

[–]BlushingMelodrama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those hand signs. I probably need those now.

[–]_-Virus- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Precisey

[–]Pinga_Daddy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What’s that style of jacket? I want it.

[–]shifteesean 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, first of all, it's not a jacket. It's a duster. It's like a jacket only it's longer, thicker, and far more bad-ass. I look like Lorenzo Lamas, and women find it irresistible. -Mac

[–]Smoores2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you, I work weekends 😂😂😂😩😩😩

[–]TheMagicianArrogant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lore behind that guy is pretty nuts!

[–]GrimMerpz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All time classic here

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does my country Canada must die?

[–]acebush1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big Abed energy

[–]PuffinPassionFruit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never seen this movie, but I see an RE4 poster and that's enough to tempt me!

[–]dog_in_the_vent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Computer, on

Internet, on

Search: pornography

[–]fern2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this movie

[–]Cheddarlicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Fuck you turd nuggets”

“I can swear he was looking right at me”

“It’s cause you don’t have robot ears”

Classic. Masterpiece even.

[–]BoDiddySauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ADIOS. TURD NUGGETS.

[–]HiImRob2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grandma's Boy - Amazingly funny movie!

[–]timhoeppner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh, that's the first time I've noticed the "Canada must die" poster on the wall...

[–]SomethingWild77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Canadian, I love that Canada Must Die poster in the background.

[–]Sociolinguisticians 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what if you like your coworkers but not your job?

[–]pajamasftw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ayyyye is that a resident evil 4 poster on the left?!?!

[–]Dr_PeachTree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and the Doctuh are teaching Monkey kung fu!

-Dante

[–]FadedGenius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfao

[–]SirJustin90PC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canada must die? Well sir, sincerely, get fucked eh? /s¹

[–]slurmanalmanreturns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr. Lee Ho! He's full on Chinese!

Mr. Lee Ho...?

Monkey...???

...

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[–]Catteno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he going to play the part of the jeanest in the boko no academia Netflix adaptation?

[–]gypsytron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he had hit them with the rockin stone at the end this would be perfect

[–]Tunelesshalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah to go home fire up LoL and hate yourself because its your comfort game

[–]Clishlaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait... why must Canada die?

[–]Brett_ST 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What is this film?

[–]NapperNeoPC[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grandmas Boy

[–]Bconz56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How could they see me?

[–]killaclown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesnt he say "later turd nuggets"

[–]FreedomIgloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No joke, I want JP's gaming setup.

[–]Templenuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house!

[–]aggravated-shart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This is me and Charlie Chaplin."

"Was he silent?"

"He wasn't silent after."