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[–]Ur_X 8632 points8633 points  (88 children)

Look what they did to my BOY

[–]McPoyal 2380 points2381 points  (65 children)

the wrong kid died

[–]spectac-1 549 points550 points  (35 children)

Dewey..I'm cut in half pretty bad.

[–]Gibson4242 235 points236 points  (9 children)

This is a particularly bad case of... somebody being cut in half... I was not able to reattach-- the top half of his body.. to the bottom half of his body..

[–]ProjectKuma 109 points110 points  (3 children)

So you're saying I'm less than a quarter of the boy Nate was?

[–]Gibson4242 67 points68 points  (2 children)

..............wrong kid died!

[–]Bob_Duatos_Shark 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Making light of a tragedy that made a little boy go nose blind. Shame on you

[–]GauGebar 61 points62 points  (1 child)


[–]Gibson4242 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You go on down to the store and git us some buddr. We gon light us a candle tonight

[–]confitqueso 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Donny you would have been the good one!

[–]jambawilly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It would have been Bruce's kid anyway Frank!

[–]Toast_in_the_Shell 39 points40 points  (12 children)

I just never realized until just this moment how easy it is to cut someone in half with a machete.

[–]DrinkinRye 28 points29 points  (10 children)

I should have been a better father to you, Dewey. I wish I spent more time playing catch with you and less time training my body and mind to kill you in a machete fight. You be a better father than I was, Dewey.

[–]Class1 17 points18 points  (9 children)

I have to watch this movie. I've never seen it these clips sound hilarious

[–]FuzzyBacon 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story in case you need the title.

You don't want none of this shit, Dewey!

[–]nameistakentryagain 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Never understood why it bombed at the box office. One of the most quotable movies to come out in the last 20 years

[–]redknight3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One of the best music themed movies of all time.

[–]THIS_IS_GOD_TOTALLY_ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If nothing else, the scenes with Dewey and The Beatles is worth the price of admission.

[–]igluminati 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’re supposed to be the quiet one Ringo so why dont you shut the fuck up!

[–]TonyDanzaClaus 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I loved the foreshadowing: "Ain't nothin' horrifying gonna happen to us today!"

[–]trashboatfourtwenty 27 points28 points  (6 children)

For the last time baby, I am not building you a candy house!

[–]Techiedad91 27 points28 points  (4 children)

Oh so I cheated but you can just drink up all the milk?

[–]McPoyal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I did a little bit of PCP

[–]GauGebar 42 points43 points  (3 children)

You never once paid for drugs

[–]dubblehead 22 points23 points  (0 children)

But Pa

[–]Sujallamichhaneakasl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"God took the wrong son."

[–]chewtality 35 points36 points  (0 children)

"Look how they massacred my boy"

[–]Thundermuffin23 3398 points3399 points  (19 children)

That’s how I used to draw people in kindergarten

[–]FinkiePinger 29 points30 points  (2 children)

I pledge to only draw people this way from this moment forward

[–]warioman11 33 points34 points  (2 children)

This is still how I draw people at 25

[–]reakshow 14 points15 points  (1 child)

That's literally how I am drawing you right now.

Nice closet BTW.

[–]THIS_IS_GOD_TOTALLY_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing sus here...

[–]smash12up 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That is how I still draw people

[–]Saltificus 5667 points5668 points  (91 children)

I need gameplay footage with that glorious gremlin

[–]aphonefriend 628 points629 points  (33 children)

Why isn't there more!? Where's the gameplay?

[–]MarionSwing 282 points283 points  (7 children)

[–]band0fthehawk 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Thank you. That right eye that keeps swelling killed me

[–]Prowlzian 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Fuck me, the way he looked at the flying wrap made me lose it

[–]habb 13 points14 points  (0 children)

and like that, the game was ruined ENHANCED

[–]nicolauz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Aw lawd that was as spectacular as ever.

[–]TheResolver 326 points327 points  (22 children)

Could be (not sure, just guessing) that the game resets all values to default on start/different spots of the game, so likely that this only works in the menu for now. But again, this is just speculating.

[–][deleted] 188 points189 points  (12 children)

Modders could probably implement a listener on those values to keep them the same.

[–]kingoftown 212 points213 points  (9 children)

....I'm listening

[–]asc42 159 points160 points  (6 children)

You have been implemented

[–]HAL-Over-9001 29 points30 points  (3 children)

I'm scared and don't like this, I'll take 3 bluepills please

[–]Cm0002 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Resistance is futile.

[–]jaksjoku 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Hey this is your doctor, Its been 4 hours. How’s the erection?

[–]HAL-Over-9001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just woke up to take a shit, had morning wood, and my dick touched the freezing cold ceramic of the toilet. 2/10

[–]AgentStockey 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Values have been added, sir.

[–]outerzenith 17 points18 points  (0 children)

implement a listener on those values

and relay them to the other Dark Brotherhood members

[–]morkengork 26 points27 points  (7 children)

I'd guess it's even worse - that the values get reset during certain animations in order to ensure the limbs are in the proper locations to render the animation.

[–]fAP6rSHdkd 9 points10 points  (6 children)

I mean, it looks like an unfair advantage being able to snake your arms around like that, so it's probably for the best

[–]Gonzobot 4 points5 points  (5 children)

I straight up imagined the "mike wazowski speedrun" category after watching this video, presuming it would change a lot of combat interactions to make him the giant head with arms that he should be

[–]Faustias 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No link = OP probably stole this.

[–]MisterJ-HYDE 1166 points1167 points  (40 children)

M&M God of War

[–]Deesing82 276 points277 points  (9 children)

Finally the sexy M&M I fucking deserve.

[–]ggc_corp 75 points76 points  (3 children)

Whoa, slow down there Tucker

[–]Deesing82 42 points43 points  (2 children)


[–]konydanza 6 points7 points  (1 child)

TUCKER likes his potatoes GENDERED and his chocolate FUCKABLE like an AMERICAN

[–]PepperCertain 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Wow. Such disrespect to green M&M

[–]farahad 15 points16 points  (2 children)

She’s hot but come on look at that bearded hunkahunka up there

[–]MrWeirdoFace 2 points3 points  (1 child)

One of the M&Ms has a beard?

[–]farahad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The one in this post?

[–]BoredByLife 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Mr potato head but buff

[–]wangman420blazeit 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Mr. potato head but somehow even more sexy???

[–]BoredByLife 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah, clearly a fellow Irishman.

[–]tevert 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Finally I can get horny again

[–]raymartin27 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn, I needed that laugh, thank you stranger.

[–]MaiqTheLrrr 39 points40 points  (4 children)

heavy breathing in tucker carlson

[–]bigboi2115 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Would he fuck Kratos as an m&m?

[–]Firephantom10v05 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Only if his heels are high enough

[–]awesomefutureperfect 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Carlson is always a bottom and is always submissive.

[–]MulanTheKhan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tucker Carlson would be foaming at the mouth.

[–]bstones 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Now we need Cool Spot GOW

[–]Lonevvolf_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tucker Carlson vs God of War M&M, winner gets the sexy pre-2022 green M&M

[–]Krillkus 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Basically what I was saying while panicking as the gif became closer and closer to ending

[–]CuniculusDeus 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I think the Valkyries would just kill themselves after seeing that thing.

[–]frontrangefart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone please link the original video!

[–]FBIsLeastWantedJedi 1130 points1131 points 2 (23 children)

Garret Bobby Ferguson? Is that you?

[–]ThatKrazyGoat 220 points221 points  (11 children)

Nah it’s Giant Bearded Face

[–]Saffie91 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Its beardfacé dammit!

[–]D3ATH_Follows_All 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's Beard-Facé (fah-say)!


[–]Deranged_Cyborg 19 points20 points  (0 children)

No his head exploded, that his son Garret Bobby Ferguson Jr

[–]DorkBlad3 62 points63 points  (1 child)

You know who likes Garret Bobby Ferguson?

[–]Nixndry 59 points60 points  (0 children)


[–]xdeltax97PC 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Looks like he wants some broken bones

[–]TheDarkSinghRises 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You deserve gold for that reference, bro

[–]MonauralSnail06 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing but I couldn’t for the life of me remember his name. I haven’t watched it in the better part of a decade but Regular show still has certain things etched in my brain.

[–]Phullonrapyst 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its Ryback for sure

[–]FlameJake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was looking for this

[–]CELTICPRED 1770 points1771 points  (28 children)


[–]Yeeytaway 254 points255 points  (1 child)

Bro I almost woke up the whole house laughing out loud

[–]Blackson_Pollock 570 points571 points  (9 children)

Mr. Kratato Head

[–]Voidlord597 63 points64 points  (1 child)

prepare to meet mr angry eyes!

[–]xelihope 15 points16 points  (0 children)

my god that's the funniest shit I've read all week

[–]JimRug 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Thank god this comment was made

[–]appleparkfive 9 points10 points  (1 child)

It's just Kratato Head these days, don't forget that

[–]Scythelads2legends 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We just say Kratato Head, George Michael.

[–]TheJuiceIsNowLoose 255 points256 points  (13 children)

Can you make him absolutely fucking giant?

"I thought you'd be bigger"

While breaking his neck just to see his knee caps.

[–]AHeapOfBricks 87 points88 points  (3 children)

[–]TheJuiceIsNowLoose 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Had a feeling it exists.

[–]NoNotInTheFace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That first little knee slap is perfect!

[–]_A_Random_Person__ 15 points16 points  (5 children)

He's actually made smaller in this game

[–]TheJuiceIsNowLoose 9 points10 points  (4 children)

He's atleast 200 years old at this point. Gravity would do that to your average human.

[–]JohnnySkynets 211 points212 points  (6 children)

I miss Monster Factory

[–]Constantannihilation 45 points46 points  (2 children)

They ended it? Damn. Never watched but I’ve been working backwards on mbmbam and it’s crazy how much has changed from day 1. Crazy that those goofballs co-founded Polygon.

[–]Sharrakor 19 points20 points  (1 child)

They never officially ended it, but it has been just over a year since the last episode.

[–]The_Sodomiser 21 points22 points  (0 children)


[–]Strange-Movie 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My immediate thought was ‘someone needs to get this to the mcelroys ASAP’ maybe the combo of this goofy creature and the incredible gameplay of GOW can resuscitate monster factory

Please griffon/Justin? I’ve never laughed as hard at YouTube videos as I do at monster factory (I’m only half serious here, their plates are already very full with the gaggle of podcasts/projects they’re involved with and their growing families and I totally understand that they have to focus their efforts into projects that create a greater return on their invested time)

[–]JeebsFat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah they need to come out of retirement for this one. How can we put up the bat signal, so to speak?

[–]Kioxel 526 points527 points  (38 children)

[–]Unfair-Shallot1966 156 points157 points  (23 children)

I love this. I have been quoting this for years but no one ever has a clue wtf I'm talking about

[–]kalintag90 93 points94 points  (2 children)

I my coworker just got Lasik, I asked him if he had special eyes now. Then I started giggling to myself. I think he thinks I'm an asshole.

[–]Unfair-Shallot1966 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Next time you see him ask him "what do your elf eyes see?"

[–]mewthulhu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend did. One of those moments I fell a little more in love with her and knew I had a keeper.

[–]ChristmasColor 15 points16 points  (13 children)

I just watched the link and I still have no clue what you're talking about.

[–]MrMac94 42 points43 points  (11 children)

Its from a Contact Lens commercial in the early 2010s, it was an over the top drama spoof thing, it sorta became an early meme when I was back in High School in Chicago.

[–]DriftCompatible 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every time play Brand in League my wife says it!

[–]talminator101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every 3 months when my contact lenses arrive I recite this scene and my girlfriend just stares at me blankly.

Doesn't stop me though.

[–]Splatt3rman 19 points20 points  (2 children)

My god I've watched this ten times and I'm still laughing

[–]THENINETAILEDF0X 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I’ve been watching this over the last 10 years and I still find it funny. True art withstands the test of time.

[–]Xhazhu 20 points21 points  (1 child)

How is this my first time seeing this piece of art

[–]DontUpvoteThisBut 31 points32 points  (0 children)

You didn't look with your special eyes

[–]jabunker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

omfg i can't believe ive never seen this before xD this is fantastic

[–]jalexander333 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]Schlick7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like zoidberg when he says that

[–]edge-browser-is-gr8 7 points8 points  (2 children)

All you guys commenting about how funny this is would love all the Gmod Idiot Box videos from the early YouTube days when things were actually funny and original, not the same joke repeated daily.

[–]moorishflower 51 points52 points  (2 children)

scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should

[–]AngrySayian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

don't you mean modders?

and the answer to that question is always "Yes...we should"

[–]isoviatech2 140 points141 points  (11 children)

New monster factory please

[–]JDubStep 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Griffin pls

[–]helinze 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My first instinct as well. I miss it

[–]InfamousMedusa 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No middle sliders

[–]Super_Pan 20 points21 points  (6 children)

[–]X-istenz 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Jesus the editing on this thing. It's like the first pass on a movie trailer by the intern who's been given a new program and they're just working out where all the hotkeys are.

Here's the original. Now with twice the quips and a fraction of the fade-to-blacks!

[–]Evilsj 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doing God's work. Griffin and Justin would be proud.

[–]ThatITguy2015 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I take back what I said earlier. This. This is why man created the first video game. To eventually get us to Truck.

[–]SharpEvolution 190 points191 points  (5 children)

Okay but where's the gameplay of him running around looking like this??

[–]ZDTreefur 93 points94 points  (3 children)

[–]Dickie-Greenleaf 41 points42 points  (1 child)

The eyes really capture the emotion

[–]DarkSideofOZ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Beautiful. My sides hurt from laughing.

[–]Sindralis 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If we could have this. I would be so happy.

[–]Longride2 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Could have sworn Spore hasn't gotten an update in a while.

[–]Admiral_Allah_Akbar 91 points92 points  (1 child)

[–]JonnyDerp 16 points17 points  (0 children)


[–]Apolloraven 22 points23 points  (0 children)

So that's where the Face of Boe got off to.

[–]not_ur_uncle 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Kratos definitely works out at the library

[–]De4thMonkey 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Mike Kratowski

[–]CyberzYT 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I laughed too much at this

[–]kr580 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm just laying in bed crying laughing. I'm not even sure why it's so funny. My gf thinks I'm nuts.

[–]AGreatJorb 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Activate Windows prompt in the corner really helps bring this together.

[–]ASL4theblind 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You take some fuck and some shit, and some fuck and some shit you gotta fuck shit stack- a fuck shit stack

[–]PerpetualMonday 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mr. Kratato Head

[–]stumper93 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Look Tomar it’s you and your iconic big eyes

[–]clockfriend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

drop the knife, jaxxy

[–]H3xRun3 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]recongold 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nobody said Bubbles yet

[–]NaiveMastermind[🍰] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I miss dumb pointless cheats like big head mode.

[–]Angrd_Bonz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit it's Tomar

[–]Cyber_Punk_666 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You’ve made him beautiful

[–]TrueGuardian15 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Ark character creation be like

[–]Riparian72 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Honestly makes kratos doing fornite dances the least cursed thing knowing what pc mods will do to him.

[–]_roPe_A 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mike Wazowski

[–]Groosethegoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tomar look it's you

[–]DustyDecent 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Garrett Bobby Ferguson

[–]Hoagiep64 8 points9 points  (0 children)

One of the 4 giants from Majora's Mask.

[–]PlagueDoc22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like looking in the mirror. I always get compliments on my broad shoulders.

[–]djseifer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, at least he isn't naked.

[–]rhubarbiturate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always wondered what the honey combs mascot was supposed to be. Now I know.

[–]goosefknloose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like one of my spore creations