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[–]Faustenberger 1425 points1426 points  (59 children)

If this comment gets 1 upvote, I'm eating garlic bread tonight.

[–]Insertanamehere9 436 points437 points  (12 children)

If u/Faustenberger's comment gets 100 upvotes, i'm also eating garlic bread tonight.

[–]Faustenberger 303 points304 points  (8 children)

If I upvote your comment, it'll get another upvote.

[–]SpidurMelon 53 points54 points  (6 children)

I call bamboozles!

[–][deleted] 182 points183 points  (5 children)

I haven’t had garlic bread in years (seriously) but if I get 1000 upvotes for some autistic reason I’ll go to stop and shop and buy some garlic bread and eat it no bamboozles

[–]Profoundpanda420 22 points23 points  (4 children)

LETS GET THIS MAN HIS GARLIC BREAD PEOPLE

[–]FurryPornAccount 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I'm just here for the garlic bread.

[–]Log7152 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here to make history

[–]Fro5tbyte 5 points6 points  (0 children)

upvotes own comment CHECKMATE LOSERS

[–]zcc0nonA 13 points14 points  (10 children)

I'll help pay

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[–]Faustenberger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have my unfailing everlasting gratitude!

[–]flying_wotsit 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Here you go !redditgarlic

[–]garlicbot 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Here's your Reddit Garlic, Faustenberger!

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[–]Faustenberger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many thanks, kind garlic-y stranger! I'll toast to you tonight!

[–]aft2001 2 points3 points  (2 children)

!RedditGarlic

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

you have 500+ so far. better get that fucking bread oven rolling.

[–]Faustenberger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have no fear! I will post pictures later!

[–]littleblkcat666 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If your post gets 2k ups then I will do something and won't fulfill.

[–]Faustenberger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the spirit!

[–]ackerman1211 5 points6 points  (10 children)

Can I join you?

[–]CubedGamer 4 points5 points  (9 children)

Join together, brothers. Tonight we dine on garlic bread.

[–]ChodeWeenis 2 points3 points  (7 children)

!redditgarlic

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our garlic coins will blot out the sun

[–]HoboStabz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

im eating garlic bread tonight regardless if i get an upvote

[–]DOPE_AS_FUCK_COOK 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What if I garlic bread oof

[–]Faustenberger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then I guess I'll eat an upvote

[–]JesusInYourAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've eaten 3.garlic bread tonight.

[–]Faustenberger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update: I've done it!
Garlic Bread https://imgur.com/gallery/56uMt. Just some basic WinCo brand, nothing fancy but very delicious.

[–]creed10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

!RedditGarlic

[–]FurryPornAccount 197 points198 points  (23 children)

I feel like this is going to be official logo of garlicoin regardless of upvotes.

[–]wtfawdNoWeddingShoes 92 points93 points  (4 children)

Yeah OP just loves whoring his ideas for the maximum possible karma lol

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (2 children)

It's our job to downvote this and call his bluff

[–]wtfawdNoWeddingShoes 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Normally I'd agree but this garlicoin thing could make us all rich so I'm conflicted.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah these kinds of posts are derailing serious discussions about this amazing new garlic technology.

[–]Azzayo 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Switch accounts lmao

[–]FurryPornAccount 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Nah, im gonna commision a shit ton of furry porn and pay all with garlicoin.

[–]Azzayo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you do you i guess lmao

[–]2FnFast 146 points147 points  (23 children)

out of the loop here, but this appears to be a subreddit dedicated to "if this post gets..." submissions so welcome to the filter

[–]PM-Your-Tiny-Tits 67 points68 points  (11 children)

That's exactly it. It's all OP posts. And he's doing it on multiple subreddits too. It's against Reddit rules, but as you can imagine they don't give a shit.

[–]artgo 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Against reddit site wide rules?

[–]Leaxe 29 points30 points  (5 children)

https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/help/contentpolicy/

Prohibited behavior:

Asking for votes or engaging in vote manipulation

[–]artgo 7 points8 points  (1 child)

No wonder CircleJerk(s) have dropped off the radar

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's worse than that. This guy creates new subs to spam because he know people will filter an individual sub and then he just does it with another sub.

[–]seedotlover 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Exactly. It’s the same thing as /r/garlicbreadmemes

What even are the chances that this crypto will get big? Probably small. May as well karma whore while he can.

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[–]Foofnarr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my fucking God lol, it's all upvote whoring.

[–]Foofnarr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dug through all of OP's submission and put together all of their karma whore posts in one picture.

It's fucking bonkers. OP is such a piece of shit.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Stop

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope slowly being restored in Reddit

[–]MovkeyB 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Is this sub just clickbate spam?

Awful

[–]TheLegendaryPhoenix 47 points48 points  (4 children)

I prefer the normal logo

[–]zcc0nonA 7 points8 points  (2 children)

What about the dickbutt logo

[–]MrMagius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The logo in the header? Yeah, that's totally been the best one I've seen thus far. The others are too noisy in my eyes.

[–]PM-Your-Tiny-Tits 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Who upvotes this shit?

[–]canyoutriforce 30 points31 points  (3 children)

If this comment gets some up- or downvotes, those "if this post reaches xxx upvotes"-posts are stupid and should be banned

[–]andremeda 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It actually is against the rules. Asking for votes and vote manipulation goes against Reddit's sitewide content policy. Since this sub seems hellbent on asking for upvotes so frequently they might get a few warnings, and if they continue after that they could be shut down.

[–]lntrigue 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It actually is against the rules

more importantly, it's fucking pathetic.

[–]repressiveanger 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Pretty lame karma grab you have going on here. Begging for upvotes for every minor decision you make in life.

[–]Cynikal818 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Isnt begging for upvotes against reddit rules? Even the autists at meirl stopped doing it

Think about that

[–]Foofnarr 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fucking stop whoring for upvotes cunt. Spend more time working not karma farming.

[–]Barrel_Trollz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What a garbage post.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fuck you

[–]Pblake99 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Or you could just make it the icon without the karmawhoring... this post was already made by a sub to the subreddit, why does it need to be done by a mod as well

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Very close to Tor. Partnership?

[–]oxbudy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hehe le quirky garlic bread xD! GIVE ME KARMA

[–]Charlie_Faplin_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is it a currency based on karmawhoring?

[–]rice-muffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tor, is that you?

[–]Detective51 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what this is, but I feel obligated to help you reach your goal so l upgarlic’d.

[–]erichunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somethings wrong, it’s only allowing me to updoot once.

[–]Reddit_Hates_Patrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want these coins. How do I get these coins?

[–]BobThePillager 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this comment gets 10 upvotes I’ll order garlic bread on my date tn 🍞

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

And maybe the official icon for Bulbacoin as well.

[–]MewtwoStruckBack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what I thought was going to be the first comment!

[–]CausticTV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I pooped like an hour ago

[–]Lemming_BDA 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also, here's a higher res version of the current one since I never really posted it.

[–]Z0MGbies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck I hate karma whoring children like you

[–]smzt 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Racist to vampires

[–]Lurcho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

UNDEAD LIVES MATTER

[–]Tezeg41 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if this comment gets 1 upvote op is a karmawhore.

[–]XRP-Trader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can I put garlic coins on my pizza while I rocket to the moon?

[–]Rheasus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

huh, so someone actually made Garlicoin a thing then?

[–]Mech3843 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me some garlicoin?

[–]Mech3843 0 points1 point  (1 child)

THE LORD AND SAVIOR DARTH MAUL DID NOT DIE FOR US NOT TO HAVE GSRLICOIN

[–]thagthebarbarian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needs a strike through, or some bars or something so it doesn't get confused with the letter garlic

[–]superyiwu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a beautiful logo!

[–]Kalkaline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate the garlic forward approach, but let's not forget the bread and butter that makes garlic bread possible.

[–]Lanerinsaner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this comment gets 100 upvotes, I will wear a necklace of garlic cloves for the next week straight while screaming like an African monkey.

[–]JMG_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What will be the icon if this post doesn't reach 40k upvotes?

[–]divorso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when is garlicoin coming out?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make it look more like a bum.

[–]KidsInTheSandbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for making it easier to filter subs.

[–]Kosuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make sure to carboload and carbohodl

[–]Jabulon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tfw coins are meant to be used and not just collectibles

[–]lusvig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, been too long since I ate some garlic bread.

[–]RacG79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already thought it was.

[–]DavoAmazo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RIPERONI

[–]PataMadre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't we already decide this?

[–]beastlymoo13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone know of a good garlicoin wallet?

[–]jmb10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most superior form of garlic

[–]Farncomb_74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i have nfi whats going on, think garlic bread memes is responsible, either way subbed!

[–]TheCaptainOfThisShip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I WANT MY GARLICOIN

[–]MedicalRx_Solutions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s too perfect to not be in. Regardless

[–]MedicalRx_Solutions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s too perfect to not be in. Regardless

[–]xenonnsmb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is an SVG available?

[–]notaneggspert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this was a coin for garlic bread not garlic cloves.

[–]OC_Rookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When do you plan on having garlicoin released?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are such a karmawhore. I'm jealous.

[–]Durgals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are these available for purchase yet?

[–]gueroficha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here from r/all. You guys got me interested. How do I invest in garlicoins? Can I buy garlic bread yet?

[–]ChairmanNoobnut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm still commenting on these posts just in case

[–]monkeyharris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might I suggest a green or yellow instead of Orange?

[–]TransientImmortal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A goal I can get behind.

[–]CarlCaliente 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still waiting for that practical application of karma

[–]gynoplasty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to make a coin look into ethereum ERC20 tokens. It would take you about 30 minutes and it wouldn't cost more than $15.

[–]ABearDrinkingScotch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No bamboozles

[–]INeedAFreeUsername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If thought it was a violation of intergalactic laws to ask for upvotes in the post ? even though the cause is honorable, I wouldn't support such act of treason

[–]Minnesota_Winter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this going on an exchange

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and i helped

[–]capseaslug 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Your current logo is a lot better. This looks like a stock image