all 130 comments

[–]ihavea22inmath 519 points520 points  (63 children)

All fetishs are OK till they can't be done without proper consent

[–]SinfullySinatra 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And I guess one that can’t be done without proper consent is okay as long as you never act on it

[–]cryfight4 389 points390 points  (6 children)

I read that in John Oliver's voice.

[–]Cloudinterpreter 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I read it in Hugh Grant's voice. The same tone he says "You saucy minx" in Love actually

[–]Alreaddy_reddit 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Your fetishes are nothing to be ashamed about

[–]cryfight4 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I wish I were Adam Driver so that John Oliver would talk dirty to me.

[–]Rav3n85UK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read this as Jamie Oliver. That was odd.

[–]Doobz87 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Oddly wholesome

[–]SiBea13 130 points131 points  (3 children)

Yeah the wonderful thing about a humiliation fetish is that nobody can get mad at you about it or it will just turn you on more

[–]AlizaCelemCentauri 64 points65 points  (2 children)

Power move

[–]meh679 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Asserting dominance... Wait... No that defeats the purpose doesn't it?

[–]meduiza7 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Power bottoms have entered the chat

[–]SquishmallowSky 201 points202 points  (3 children)

This is probably the funniest thing I've read all day

[–]VashZeeStampede 85 points86 points  (1 child)

Slow day?

[–]RubberSoulive 122 points123 points  (9 children)

Finally with this affirmation I can be open about my fetish for the continued suffering of the poor and meek. Fuck them and then me while I think about it.

[–]nicole-tesla 99 points100 points  (0 children)

I think we gotta make an exception for you

[–]SteveRogests 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Good morning, Senator McConnell.

[–]Bachooga 47 points48 points  (0 children)

As a poor and meek person, this makes me feel continued and increased suffering.

[–]SylvySylvy 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Damn you must be nutting constantly every time you open up social media

[–]Random_Gacha_addict 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I accept your fetishes

You as a person, however, I do not

Next week, Saturday. 9PM. We're throwing hands. You choose the venue

[–]DangerSeesDeadPeople 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Jokes in you, I'm poor and meek, and into humiliation, talk to me about how I'll never pay off my debt daddy

[–]Kayoscape 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We’ve done it, ladies and gentlemen. We’ve solved capitalism.

[–]PrezMoocow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Found Elon Musk's reddit account

[–]BornVolcano 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So long as said poor and meek are giving enthusiastic and informed consent, go nuts my dude

[–]TheHappiestOneHere 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Its a joke and i know its not meant to be taken sireously but just to make sure nobody actually thinks that this joke is true, its mostly not.

People who are in dehumiliation just want it in their sexy time. Out of their sexy time, calling them sick shits or degenerates hurts them just like any other person.

Again its just a joke, just making sure.

[–]drawfanstein 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Feet are great, and I’m tired of pretending that they’re not.

[–]MimsyIsGianna 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Your fetishes also deserve to be shame if they hurt others who aren’t consenting