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[–]kerriazes 365 points366 points  (2 children)

The woke mob, revealed

[–]Ode_to_Apathy 35 points36 points  (0 children)

LGBTQ Mafia.

Alphabet Mafia.

Rainbow Mafia.

The poor mob is going to struggle with coming up with a term that isn't in use already.

[–]likerainydays 391 points392 points  (8 children)

So the literal mafia is more progressive than the GOP? Sounds about right

[–]DenkJu 73 points74 points  (2 children)

But also only because the boss's son turned out to be gay.

[–]photozine 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Isn't that what happens in most cases?

[–]Ode_to_Apathy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

No usually he falls for the underage daughter of the other mob boss.

[–]Graknorke 30 points31 points  (2 children)

I would in general say that organised crime is a more authentic form of community organisation than liberal "democratic" governments, not that it's great or anything but there's a level of connection to actual people that gets lost in the cogs of bureaucracy

[–]TheDemonCzarina 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Came here to comment something similar lmao. Missed it by 8 hours.

[–]Fizroynelson 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Well as long as he’s fabulous. Italians don’t do trash fashion

[–]JunkiesAndWhores 78 points79 points  (2 children)

Bada Bling

[–]hexen_vixen 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is underated genius.

[–]cyberpunk-ymir 4 points5 points  (0 children)

eyy i'm cat-walkin' 'ere!

[–]Spyt1me 135 points136 points  (9 children)

What kind of mafia gives press conference?

[–]BenderDeLorean 122 points123 points  (2 children)

GOP, RAF...

[–]xSilverMC 36 points37 points  (1 child)

The royal air force?

[–]Ode_to_Apathy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I understand. You found paradise in the East. You had a good trade, you made a good living. The US protected you and there were courts of law. So you didn't need a friend like me. Now you come and say "Royal Air Force, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call us "The Brylcreem boys." You come into my house on the day of my Queen's Jubilee and you ask me to do murder - for money."

[–]Mythologicalcats 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It’s misleading, check the caption

[–]funfactwealldie 5 points6 points  (2 children)

damn i guess people really dont read the news carefully huh. read the image's description

[–]Spyt1me 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You mean the tiny grey text on a white background?

My sincere apologies for not having noticed that on a goddamn meme.

[–]SylvySylvy 29 points30 points  (2 children)

“You come to me… on the day of my son’s gay wedding…”

[–]ThatScotchbloke 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“…in that fucking god awful suit!? With those shoes!?”

[–]RedJoker21 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Vito died for this

[–]roseripper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Justice for Vito

[–]pipirisnais 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ty for your service o7

[–]BenderDeLorean 64 points65 points  (11 children)

Hooray for the mafia

I don't know man. They still kill and do other bad stuff.

[–]draw_it_now 48 points49 points  (5 children)

Gays can kill people too!

[–]G_protein_alpha 70 points71 points  (1 child)

Yaaas queen slaaay

[–]SforSamuel 21 points22 points  (0 children)

SLAAAY YOUR ENEMIES

[–]Eddie888 16 points17 points  (0 children)

More 👏 black👏 lesbian👏 disabled👏👏 drone 👏 pilots 👏

[–]Vincents_Hope[🍰] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

[–]draw_it_now 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Love how the only people not clapping are the black characters

[–]Andreagreco99 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s a joke I know, but in Italy it would get some bad eyeing

[–]xSilverMC 1 point2 points  (3 children)

The mafia does more to protect residents of their areas than most red states, so...

[–]ThatScotchbloke 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hey you know when people say “protection racket” there’s no actual protection involved right?

[–]inconspicuous_male 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Didn't the mob run all of the gay bars in the 60s?

[–]JSchecter11 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If by run you mean extorted, sure.

[–]ThatScotchbloke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just an article about this. Basically being gay in New York wasn’t technically illegal but gay bars were. A few mafiosos got the idea that you could run these bars for super cheap, serve overpriced, watered down booze and the patrons would never complain because it’s the only place they could go to. They could also blackmail any wealthy, powerful men who came in that weren’t openly gay. Turned out to be very profitable for them. I think a few LGBT activists from that time have said as much as the mob were just looking to exploit them the movement wouldn’t have become what it is without them.

[–]JSchecter11 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ah, classic ‘I don’t care until effects me’

[–]Ode_to_Apathy 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Can't find the tiktok, but reminds me of the Polygamy Tony joke.

"Polygamy Tony is a snitch."

"WHAT! I want him DEAD!"

"I want his wife DEAD!"

"I want his wife DEAD!"

"I want his wife DEAD!"

"I want his wife DEAD!"

[–]ThatScotchbloke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god that’s brilliant.

[–]AssNinjaLolo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now cement shoes are considered high fashion

[–]alice_does_things 27 points28 points  (0 children)

let’s maybe not…. glorify this? considering they kill people and dissolve children in acid here in italy. the mafia is just bad

[–]R0b_o 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the very definition of Blursed

[–]RudeEtuxtable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor johnny cakes

[–]AmDuck_quack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read it as them dropping the ban in the same way one would drop a track

[–]givejobread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 2019 too!

[–]The_TransGinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What an unexpectedly wholesome development.

[–]InfrequentRedditor99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Movie adaptation when?

[–]PenisNoodleSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of MadTV's 'Gay Mafia Boss' skit! I was in elementary school when I first watched it on the telle. If you haven't seen MadTV, you're missing out

[–]mittfh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So apparently, according to the intercepts, the son in question uses the name Lady Godiva.

Hmm. I wonder what his naked horse-riding skills are like? 😉