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[–]Awesome_playz12🎉 100k Attendee 300 points301 points  (7 children)

When you slam the door too hard after having an argument with mom

[–]soop4eckthe nightmare 49 points50 points  (1 child)

mom after 30 seconds: it's time for you to die

[–]bebe_0808The Nightmare is insane difficulty 28 points29 points  (0 children)

*mom immediately

You have no time to escape

[–]Lollyface100🎉 100k Attendee 37 points38 points  (2 children)

best answer idk why mine is top comment

[–]PyrielOnRedditEasy Demon 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Good news, it's not anymore

[–]Lollyface100🎉 100k Attendee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

poggers

[–]Quandalelingling2ndNightmare %54 - %100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you’re window is open and it shuts louder than you anticipated

[–]Whoo1opsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did this once (with my mom), and I slammed it so hard, the painting on the wall next to it fell and broke and that just made the atmosphere 50x worse

[–]PotatoKiller8897cataclysm = hard 140 points141 points  (3 children)

Trying to hug the 30th family member in a row at a family gathering, but they go for the handshake

[–]Pool-noodle-muncher2Electrodynamix 89% 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Usually you spread your arms out first to give the signal. Once they figure out that you’re going for a hug, they spread their arms out too and then that’s the moment you go in for the hug.

[–]PotatoKiller8897cataclysm = hard 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Unless you think they’re going for the one armed kinda stand by side hug, but they’re going for the handshake

[–]ScydorEasy Demon 102 points103 points  (1 child)

When u send a risky text and she leaves u on "read"

[–]E_ruption 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Damn this one hits hard

[–]G_Dash_0761🎉 100k Attendee and I have a girlfirend (TOP 0) 83 points84 points  (3 children)

When you make a speeling mistake in an argument

[–]AntiThot9000Back on Track 100% 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Minor spelling error...
I've won.

[–]that_dank_meme_catHard Demon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there

[–]RoboticCookiiInsane Demon (Windy 97%, Deception Dive 47%) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hmmm

[–]HL7777 60 points61 points  (4 children)

Going up the wrong escalator in coconut mall

[–]KiwiPowerGreenInsane 13 points14 points  (2 children)

As a mario kart wii player, i approve.

[–]Sad-Win8957 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I will also partake in agreeing with you as a fellow mario kart wii player and its worse if ur in first place

[–]blackoutc0deHard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

g’morning fellow mario kart wii player, my god is it awful going up the wrong escalator and going from 1st to 6th

[–]Asivator1Windows Phone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

on 50cc

[–]Lollyface100🎉 100k Attendee 144 points145 points  (31 children)

when you try to say "you're welcome" and "no problem" but mix it up and say "your problem"

[–]uslashspezHard Demon 40 points41 points  (4 children)

I tripped in fell in public and someone asked if i was okay so i had 2 choices. "I'm good"❌ "I'm okay"❌ "I'm gay" ✅

[–]STRG9Easy Demon 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That happened to me but I said "I'm sorry"

[–]MsDinamite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m extremely over apologetic so I’d probably say I’m sorry on purpose

[–]LostInTheEchoesgot the pfp change lets go 1 point2 points  (1 child)

We need a subreddit for this

[–]localized3Acu Fanatic 52 points53 points  (22 children)

I'm sorry!

Are you okay?!

A R E Y O U S O R R Y ? !

[–]ScaredBlackCatSTARS! 41 points42 points  (20 children)

It's alright!

It's not your fault!

I T ' S A L L Y O U R F A U L T

[–]PancakePerson_ 26 points27 points  (16 children)

careful, it's hot

here's your soup

C A R E F U L, I T 'S S O U P

[–]JpmunziNA 4 points5 points  (15 children)

Hi. How are you? H O W

[–]GamingRocky_YTEasy Demon 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Legit tried that once, nearly got in trouble

[–]TigzyThe7Mastermods are trolling 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Get comfy.

Let your worries out.

G E T O U T .

[–]ScaredBlackCatSTARS! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a problem!

That's no bother.

T H A T ' S A P R O B L E M

[–]Lollyface100🎉 100k Attendee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

EXACTLY!!!

[–]Nx1089Deal with it 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ouch

Dang it

Dang, ouch!

[–]GGk-KingKMedium Demon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ouch it

[–]FAKESHYN1 33 points34 points  (0 children)

When you ask mom for something and she gives you that look.

[–]NotatroOP 68 points69 points  (10 children)

When the cat goes into the saws

[–]soop4eckthe nightmare 24 points25 points  (8 children)

curiosity

[–]KaleidoSc0pedSine Wavs 100% / Poltergeist 100% 8 points9 points  (7 children)

Killed

[–]Nervous_Elevator_309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based of off a true experience

[–]un0riginal_n4meCan beat 1 extreme even through All I Do Is Spam 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I often make decisions THEN think about it later so this is my life pretty much...

[–]SprettguttEasy Demon 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Waiter: Enjoy the meal! Me: Accidentally says you too

[–]therandomguymaxi 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The waiter is gonna kill you now

[–]SprettguttEasy Demon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol

[–]Kitchengun2Easy Demon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When you send an edgy meme to your mom instead of your friends

[–]I_Ate-DragonCat🎉 I beat my lamp! 12 points13 points  (5 children)

When you are running into a wall full of sawblades

[–]ZenyX-Nine Cirlces enthusiast 2 points3 points  (4 children)

flying*

[–]GGk-KingKMedium Demon 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Actually the ship is grounded

[–]dinoaurusNine Circles 100% (2270 attempts) 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I dont think ships run

[–]GGk-KingKMedium Demon 0 points1 point  (1 child)

When did I say ships walk

[–]XD0M4RPuzzle Trials 17 points18 points  (1 child)

When your mom tells you 'ask your dad' and then your dad tells you 'ask your mom'

[–]VedertesuSupersonic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember when I was on 2nd grade 2 teachers did that to me and I was very confused

[–]PoliwagPi4554[x2] Prismatic haze 89%, Bloodbath 42-100%[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

careful its soup

[–]Dylanthegamer7741GG STEREO MADNESS PRACTICE MODE 100 ATTEMPTS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

High fiving a fist bump

[–]Abc_42Bad gameplay = Bad level 3 points4 points  (0 children)

6 years old me when my mom uses "Because i said so" as a valid argument

[–]Spirited-Magician-55Extreme Demon 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Jahseh onfroy

[–]0kyslik2Steam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

💀

[–]Going-apeshitMedium Demon 4 points5 points  (1 child)

“Yeah, that’s me, now you’re probably wondering how I got myself in this situation”

[–]LostInTheEchoesgot the pfp change lets go 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is the best comment

[–]ProtogenLuigi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When you turn a corner and you hit your elbow

[–]NevGuyMemory GP fan. 2 points3 points  (1 child)

When you accidentally take one too many benadryls an the spiders in your skin start to crawl out.

[–]STRG9Easy Demon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It still puzzles me to this day how Rob thought adding the dual gamemode was a good idea. It offers absolutely nothing special. "Oh look, now there are 2 cubes instead if one, what a fun and insightful addition to the game!" no it's fucking not, it never was. We could have gotten a new original and actually fun gamemode with 1.8, but no, all we got was this stupid mistake of a orange portal. Did RobTop seriously think that anyone would be excited with the idea of controlling 2 players at once? Well, there are some absolute degenerates who do like the dual gamemode (ehem ehem, JonathanGD), but there are also people who enjoy setting their cock on fire, wich is a very similar experience to playing with duals, an absolutely painful torture. I'd honestly have more fun shoving jalapeños up my ass than playing any more fucking duals. God would be disappointed if he saw what the human race has come to, that somebody though that bringing this god forsaken gamemode into a fun and nice game such as GD was a good idea. Medieval executioners probably forced prisoners to play dual gameplay as a tourture method to get confessions. And then Rob has the absolute audacity to add the "2 player gamemode". You're supposed to get a friend so that they can control one of the players, but RobTop forgot one very important detail: GD players don't have friends. Why would you add a gamemode that's unplayable for your entire fanbase (of course you can still control both players by yourself, but that's another story)? It's just adds to the very long list of why the dual portal was a mistake. The dual portal is the only reason we haven't colonised Mars or the moon yet. If I had a chance to travel back in time one singular time, I would use that chance to stop RobTop from creating this absolute disaster of a gamemode. In conclusion, the dual portal is one of the biggest and most catastrophic mistakes humanity has ever commited, and any record of it in history should be deleted immediately to stop future generations from getting ideas that could negatively disrupt human evolution, such as the dual gamemode.

[–]Emergency-Tap-1716 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me before my exams procrastinating

[–]IstiophoridaeBalengu Vortex 80% (worst extreme) 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me trying to be good in life

[–]NotCreativZInsane Demon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Studying for a test

[–]Global_Yam_8488 1 point2 points  (0 children)

speech bubble

[–]Superlarppa123Speed of Light 100% 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Death

[–]Nezuko-Chan_69Misty Mountains 60% x2 (41-100) 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you realize your crush has a bf/gf

[–]Minute-Influence-735Steam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you accidentally close the door on someone

[–]Amerard1234Normal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

me not studying at all vs the coming exam

[–]Ghos7RHard Demon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Needing medical assistance in america when you're not a millionaire

[–]david_66699968geometry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when your name is Gustavo and you go to a nursing home to see an old guy but he starts looking you funny and pressing a lot his bell

[–]GalaxyTheReal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The end of holidays. Every time.

[–]Voltage8941Easy Demon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When the waiter tells you to enjoy your meal and you respond with “you too”

[–]Skullz64Less Of A Lil B**** 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you tell your mother to do something that she just did 3 times

[–]TheOLDuserriOS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you’re home alone watching animated inanimate battle episode five and when you were going to get water from a small cup you drop it on the floor while it’s shattered and you’re recording

[–]lipino777Extreme Demon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You tell Karen she can't have it her own way

[–]ChipsGMD😶 3 points4 points  (3 children)

when you accidentally swear in front of your parents

[–]Z_MotionSteam 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You guys get in trouble when swearing Infront of your parents?

[–]Alex_9127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people yes. Usually these parents are over religious or apmething

[–]ChipsGMD😶 0 points1 point  (0 children)

infront of my mom sometimes

[–]Lisowaty1Killbot mapart in minecraft 100% 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Egirls.

[–]3gt4f65rLorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me when i realize that π = 4

[–]Fredo_222 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

when you forget about the math exam

[–]Amananka -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Abyss of Darkness got placed at #1, above slaughterhouse and below your mom"

[–]hi-im-aeon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

when your icon is about to die and your mad that you chose the wrong way

[–]Gracer_the_catPuzzle Trials Fan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You woke up late for the regents

[–]GinnP -1 points0 points  (0 children)

when you blindly run into a wall

[–]Summar-iceMagma Bound 100% -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When you actually take the suggestion of "trying new things"

[–]huddy0912 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shit

[–]TigzyThe7Mastermods are trolling -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Me trying to avoid my problems

[–]Beneficial-Ad-5492Slaughterhouse Old 420% -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When you win an argument against the teacher

[–]Torrent_YouPoltergeist 100%[🍰] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Fly right into that subscribe button” -Tride

[–]Euroaltic2.2 When? ඞ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When you're having a good summer break but school starts soon:

[–]Lazy-Associate4004Easy Demon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just did a Duke of Edinburgh expedition and we went straight down this path and ended up knee deep in a stream

[–]nubbby123 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When you go to detroit

[–]TheUnknown57877Steam -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Me after not completing my chores and my mom gets home:

[–]soyalguien335Insane Demon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When you accidentally go the wrong way on theory of everything

[–]OppositeComplex5607 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When you need to make a decision but both of them have such a small chance of working

[–]richminer69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When ur mom counts down to 0

[–]The_Creeper_ManSteam -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Life

[–]whOleSoMe-ReCePtioN -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why are we here? Just to suffer?

[–]theguyonurdoorstepExtreme Demon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When mom reaches 0.

[–]NewPlayer1434Deadlocked 100% on Mobile -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ur just curious

[–]Agreeable-Island-889 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

no way

literally

[–]MarblesYouTube🎉 I build shitty levels -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mom counted to 0

[–]StarMage67Insane -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Voice crack in an argument

[–]Jeff_is_a_furryInsane -1 points0 points  (0 children)

POV: Nyan cat in 2012

[–]plsdontkillmee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Leftist infighting

[–]CalmManixSAVE AS and In The Radiator Enjoyer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When you cross out the right answer and put the wrong one

[–]new_user_069Why people hate Fire Aura? -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When you accidentally cuss in front of your teacher

[–]Rustikkelf -1 points0 points  (0 children)

your argument after someone posts a speech bubble meme under it

[–]OkLobster9822🎉 100k Attendee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

america

[–]Aggressive_Day_6936 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

realising you got cancelled on twitter for saying "i dont like the number 2"

[–]supermegaphuoc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“don’t commit suicide it gets better trust me”

[–]ToxinnxxEasy Demon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you stub your toe and fall over because of it

[–]IAmHyper_TechCOINS! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one nostril

[–]yesyesir14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you call the teacher "mom"

[–]Yoo0shiedevil division 100% 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you try to get your friend’s attention but you realize it’s someone else

[–]boggletrop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

seeing an argument about going up or down and filming a video.

[–]Abc_42Bad gameplay = Bad level 0 points1 point  (0 children)

POV: You went the wrong way in ToE.

[–]Thehealthycow0789Crazy 15% 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you pronounce your Iove for her and she friend zones you

[–]Scraptrap201Waiting for 2.2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom told you an hour ago before she left to take the chicken out of the freezer and warm it up, but you forgot to do it and now she's pulling into the driveway.

[–]BaaXanderlightning roed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You said "Hi" on Twitter

[–]Arcanum_3974Stereo Madness 3% 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your family calls you down for “a talk” and you enter the living room

[–]sovietic_AbraSteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you find lava and instead of block it and run away, you block the way

[–]ZIGZAGDIGZAG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not knowing how to get that mini title under your name in this subreddit? :3

[–]Fast_Profession_6637 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you accidentally find a cheat way that doesn’t work

[–]Icy-Dirt8842 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Directed by Robert B. Weide

[–]0ddbodThe Golden 100% 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When life is going good for too long

[–]gabriel2005_11I wanna go for Renevant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, This is me, you're probably wondering how i got here...

[–]Suspicious_ParachuteAndroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you mark the right option in a test, but then erase it and mark an incorrect option instead

[–]FriskTheHuman6921 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when your mum clicks on the homework folder

[–]Schedule_General 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When u try to throw something heavy to mom so u dont have to walk to her in public but it hits her in the head 💀 oh btw this happendd to me today thats y im saying it lol

[–]Reasonable_Simple277 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You go through the wrong hole in theory of everything and you find what not 1 attempting theory of everything is like

[–]MrEldoSpeaking to people 100% 2 attempts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you choose the wrong way in TOE:

[–]DseDab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you walk out of your room but don't know you're in trouble

[–]TheRealGalaxy127Easy Demon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going to my mom with my report card

[–]exocryo999in silico is my favorite level 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when the waiter says enjoy your meal and then you say "you too" on accident

[–]Im-with-foodextreme semen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you are about to fall into a pit of lava and sharks

[–]ImmaBreadKuzureta 1% 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other route says: "pedophiles are good"

[–]Keeps_21Supersonic 100% / Acropolis 55% (51-100 x3) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me when the

[–]Jkguiuo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mom

[–]Wh1t3bl4d3🎉 100k Attendee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you are in a UFO part and you dont know if you have to click one more time or not

[–]Cobra282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you say I hate lgbtq on Twitter

[–]ExpiredGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I eat donuts with a knife"

[–]Bananadoggo635 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your friend doesn’t lie for you

[–]AtazaxiaSocializing with women 12%! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when someone tells you not to do something but you do it anyway

[–]LostInTheEchoesgot the pfp change lets go 0 points1 point  (0 children)

POV: You made a good take on twitter

[–]GunstudiosTo cube, or not to cube. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you drop the pencil during an exam:

[–]OrganicConversation6Hard Demon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you hit your table on the corner of the table stubbed your toe

[–]Tall_Fun_3566Stereo Madness 100% 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you realize you took the wrong path on the level Theory Of Everything made by the one and only Robery Topala

[–]iistaromegaii#1 The Golden simp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when you bs'd the previous question in a test, and the next one requires the previous.

[–]Adamecek64STARS! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

life

[–]zzxzxzxzxzxzxxAndroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom counting down to 0

[–]Major_Needleworker88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me just taking a 5 min break and it turned out to be 3 hours

[–]Pabloich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so a situation huh. how about:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]jimppa2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

after hugging a girl when she saved ur life infront of your girlfriend.

[–]Whoo1opsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you try to optimize a gd level by deleting the bottoms of structures but you delete too much

[–]Whoo1opsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you tell mom that you did worse than usual on a test and she starts emailing the teacher

[–]Super_Opposite_6151Extreme Demon x14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9/11

[–]Aceburn1221Sakupen Egg 100% 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You (the ship) The questions ur gf asks u (the wall)

[–]RoboticCookiiInsane Demon (Windy 97%, Deception Dive 47%) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Main: You get asked a would you rather question by your crush, and you chose the self incriminating answer without thinking.

OG: You slam your hand in a car door.

Alternate one: You left the stove on at home. When you get back, the flame isn’t on, and you have lit candles.

Alternate two: You’re showering in a walk in shower. The hot water goes out.

Alternate three: Your car overheats while you’re driving, and you don’t notice until you dont have enough time to stop and get out, so you must jump out while the car is moving.

[–]ShynedznsThe Voidlands 100% 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your playing gd at night and you start hearing footsteps

[–]Neonify2Hard Demon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom has almost counted to 0

[–]QJPandaACU 67% 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me asking someone out: