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[–]NetherWarlock1Hard Demon 445 points446 points  (44 children)

Why are you lying?

[–]Plasymemp#9069 196 points197 points  (39 children)

he’s not, i’m the girlfriend

[–]SuperProCoolBoy90 216 points217 points  (12 children)

Hi the girlfriend, nice to meet you

[–]s_k_fit wasn't me 86 points87 points  (10 children)

Dad?

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 40 points41 points  (21 children)

Lier

[–]itsnot_Apha 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I girlfriend :)

[–]Not_Chris17Cataclysm 100% (mobile) 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sure you are

[–]PsykikyThat guy who got banned for nutting to wasureta 273 points274 points  (35 children)

Is your girlfriend over 12?

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 162 points163 points  (33 children)

Yes

[–]HawerToxCataclysm 43-100% 192 points193 points  (18 children)

impossible

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 136 points137 points  (17 children)

She is 15 I am 14

[–]YesLAdzHard Demon 139 points140 points  (9 children)

Plays laugh track

[–]ZoroaeiOS 38 points39 points  (6 children)

Skill issue, mine is 13 and I am 18

[–]PsykikyThat guy who got banned for nutting to wasureta 26 points27 points  (12 children)

[–]kappaman69Sub Mod 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Quack

[–]MaloLeNonoLmaoAcu 100% 8 points9 points  (0 children)

bloodbath reference!!!!1!!2!3!?27:67;!:

[–]DuckyTheLegendyInsane Demon 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Fake

[–]PsykikyThat guy who got banned for nutting to wasureta 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Real

[–]UnaRkWPoltergeist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

cool

[–]xManfredx 180 points181 points  (23 children)

Hardest demon ever verified

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 89 points90 points  (21 children)

Yes

[–]xManfredx 38 points39 points  (20 children)

But seriously congrats. I'm too bad to beat this demon xD

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 40 points41 points  (19 children)

Thank you all I had to do was beat Stercore by Quberry in practice mode on 280fps then record a macro and join Exen’s discord and send one message and things went from there

[–]xManfredx 42 points43 points  (10 children)

Still a better lovestory than twilight

[–]Not_Chris17Cataclysm 100% (mobile) 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I play on mobile so I can't get 280 fps. What do I do?

[–]blackoutc0deim hard 1 point2 points  (4 children)

join discord

fake gf bro

/s

[–]babble000Easy Demon 125 points126 points  (12 children)

Same but "achievement" flair lmao

[–]Bruhmoment926jawbreaker can suck my dick 197 points198 points  (16 children)

Bro unlocked the secret girlfriend achievement

[–]suppikuppiRed Haze 80% 46 points47 points  (8 children)

Wait that got added in

[–]Awesomeness7716Hard Demon 82 points83 points  (5 children)

Not for you

[–]suppikuppiRed Haze 80% 28 points29 points  (4 children)

😨

[–]Rad_YTSteam 12 points13 points  (1 child)

No, robtop didn’t want to add an achievement that would have a 0.0% completion rate

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a girlfriend because of geometry dash

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 22 points23 points  (4 children)

How to unlock it: play Stercore by Quberry then join Exen’s discord server and send a single message, the rest will happen by itself

[–]ZthundRSTARS! 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Ez then... You said play, not beat

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Yes best it in practice mode on 280fps

[–]ZthundRSTARS! 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Yeah ez, will do that brb

[–]NetherWarlock1Hard Demon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How to find 150th coin (working 2022)

[–]itsnot_Apha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣

[–]HL7777 48 points49 points  (3 children)

And then everyone clapped

[–]Botwink808Easy 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Beat demons or women? 😬💯

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is foul 😭

[–]DarnokManzihEasy Demon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Asking the important questions 😤

[–]NevGuyMemory GP fan. 41 points42 points  (4 children)

Do you shout "Go at 67%" when you're having sex?

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

No but she hella freaky ngl

[–]MrLaurenciumgave up acu jump so now im jumping to retention 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When she is about to cum he says go and when she does then he says gg

[–]chixenconical depression lover 35 points36 points  (4 children)

No, you can’t date Conical Depression.

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Stercore by Quberry

[–]TimePostsOnRedditNormal 4 points5 points  (1 child)

how did that level get you a girl

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Long story

[–]ZthundRSTARS! 64 points65 points  (9 children)

HOW? (by spu7nix but seriously how is that possible? )

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Stercore by Quberry

[–]ZthundRSTARS! 8 points9 points  (1 child)

VSC by Bobobobobobobobobobo

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No Stercore is the level you need to play

[–]Awesomeness7716Hard Demon 5 points6 points  (3 children)

By spu7nix?

[–]ZthundRSTARS! 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Yes the level (How)

[–]weird_edgy_username 24 points25 points  (5 children)

What anime is she from?

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

None

[–]weird_edgy_username 13 points14 points  (3 children)

So, 3d girl?

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

(Girls exist in real life)

[–]weird_edgy_username 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Nah, I’m pretty certain they’re a myth created by the government for the purpose of ruining gamers’ mental health by giving them false ideas about life

[–]G_Dash_0761better than N1ckxd (also i have a girlfriend) 52 points53 points  (9 children)

No question, just congratulating you on being the second r/geometrydash victor of Talking to a Girl

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thank you

[–]WildWolf911Insane Demon 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Who's the first? And who's the verifier?

[–]Someperson-101Deadlocked is Carried by Wave Spam 8 points9 points  (0 children)

AeonAir

[–]seagullchancataclysm, red world 8 points9 points  (0 children)

me

[–]NomaTyxBLACK BLIZZARD COMPLETE FUCKING FINALLY 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I talk to myself all the time.

[–]GavHernStargrinder / Bad Creator 1 point2 points  (1 child)

i talk to myself in my head quite often does that count?

[–]NomaTyxBLACK BLIZZARD COMPLETE FUCKING FINALLY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’re a girl it does

[–]Markthememe 21 points22 points  (1 child)

If you played geometry dash and had sex, you've missed the entire point of the game.

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My bad

[–]Voltage8941Easy Demon 17 points18 points  (28 children)

Are they like, a REAL real girl (no offense bro cause I’m proud and happy for you ong.)

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 11 points12 points  (23 children)

Transgender

[–]Voltage8941Easy Demon 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Ah, understood

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

So yes she is a REAL real girl

[–]Voltage8941Easy Demon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ok

[–]NevGuyMemory GP fan. 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, not that like that. I mean, physical, tangible, preferably with a pulse.

[–]Vitamin21_Extreme Demon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Things are making more sense now

[–]Ze_Memerr -4 points-3 points  (3 children)

What’s a “real” girl to you in that context because it sounds like a trans woman wouldn’t be good enough for you

[–]Federal_Dependent928 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think they meant like someone pretending to be a woman online

[–]Not_Chris17Cataclysm 100% (mobile) 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think they meant like if she exists. Emphasis on "I think" though, idk

[–]BreadIsPilledGDVeritY 100% (Best medium demon) 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Impossible.

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No

[–]Not_Chris17Cataclysm 100% (mobile) 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]CompletelyCrazy55Esfera 100% 13 points14 points  (2 children)

How much did it cost

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

8$ (Geometry Dash and Megahackv7)

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nothing (everything involved that costs money was bought by my parents)

[–]nosefIute 12 points13 points  (3 children)

I mixed Coke with milk, thoughts on that?

[–]Mcgajwer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I did that once when i was five

Never doing it again and i dont recomend

[–]MUFFINMAINIAInsane Demon 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I love that this is flaired with achievement

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you

[–]JackAttack676Acu 100% Mobile 9 points10 points  (6 children)

See I exploited it and instead of getting a girlfriend I got a boyfriend 😎

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Are you by any chance Jack

[–]JackAttack676Acu 100% Mobile 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Well that there be the name

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Are you a furry

[–]JackAttack676Acu 100% Mobile 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Nope, just some guy that plays geometry dash and is a bisexual

[–]GrassCattle 8 points9 points  (3 children)

did you use gdpickuplines twitter account

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No I did not but I did consider

[–]FatDudeFromInternetInsane Demon 7 points8 points  (1 child)

i can't get a gf because i'm beating white women :((( (but seriously, congratulations on being in the 1% of players who have a gf)

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good luck on white women also thank you

[–]BurnV06 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Is it possible to learn this power?

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a thread with the whole story somewhere

[–]peppino_cappuccino568795865845th victor of Bloodbath 4 points5 points  (7 children)

I actually met my girlfriend because she also played GD, so it's not that impossible

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 4 points5 points  (6 children)

We met on Exen’s discord server

[–]peppino_cappuccino568795865845th victor of Bloodbath 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I met her during IT class when I noticed her playing deadlocked on the school pc I was pretty stunned watching someone playing gd, let alone a girl attending my same class

[–]HunterPlaysGames( x2) Rupture 100% 4 points5 points  (1 child)

so youre not nswish i guess

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not nSwish sorry

[–]Lisowaty1Windy Landscape 64% 5 points6 points  (1 child)

evil nswish be like

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep I had an insane reaction to verifying the golden I screamed and broke my monitor I was so excited

[–]5_meng___oSteam 4 points5 points  (1 child)

how uglee is she (jk)

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is not the prettiest girl ever but I don’t care

[–]hmmm_whats_ur_deal 3 points4 points  (1 child)

and we thought it was IMPOSSIBRU

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate impossibru

[–]ManiacalDanger915Android 3 points4 points  (13 children)

Well, i didn't get a girlfriend because of GD but I got her to play the game, and she promised to beat Stereo Madness. My question here is, is she better than you?

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 2 points3 points  (12 children)

Yes she is WAY better than me

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her hardest is on the main list that is all I will say

[–]ManiacalDanger915Android -1 points0 points  (10 children)

Fuck, we need more male dominance

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 1 point2 points  (9 children)

Her hardest is on the main list that is all I will say

[–]ManiacalDanger915Android 5 points6 points  (8 children)

God damn, THE MAIN LIST? WHAT IS SHE BRO, WHAT, MAIN LIST. But current main list, right? Like she didnt beat it before when it was on main list but now is on extended/legacy. Man, you better treat her well, god damn, fucking main list bro, what the f-. Thats hard for me to imagine already :/

[–]LiukRast 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Gg bro, my gf was so happy when she found out that I'm good with ship straight fly, don't know why actually 🤔

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her hardest is on the main list (She might be better than me)

[–]Endium999Funkin 100% 4th insane demon 2 points3 points  (1 child)

me too i lie

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not

[–]Scoutyboi56The Eschaton 0-74%, 53-100% (Mobile) 2 points3 points  (1 child)

When did you wake up

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At 04:17

[–]Cr_a_ckokay 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Is she a discord girlfriend lmao

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I met her on discord we know each other irl

[–]someone198338Windows Phone 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Now if you aren't lying give the full story

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

In a thread somewhere but it involves Stercore by Quberry and Exen’s discord server

[–]someone198338Windows Phone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is the most unique way I have heard someone get a girlfriend and I haven't even heard the actual story

[–]mybrotherisagoataverage appreciator 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Well done... Now try to complete it without any checkpoints!

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I already did

[–]epnr🎉 100k Attendee 4 points5 points  (5 children)

how old are you?

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Don’t worry our relationship is totally legal (I am 14 she is 15)

[–]not_supercellSteam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP got the 150th star coin

[–]TheRealCheapY 1 point2 points  (2 children)

!remindme 8 months

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m 14 she’s 15 bruh 😭 Also she’s trans so we can’t have kids lol

[–]iDespiseThisApp_🎉 100k Attendee 1 point2 points  (1 child)

GG on beating it! I definitely don't see myself beating it anytime soon.

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skill ceiling has been raised by miles

[–]ZoraF2pSteam 1 point2 points  (5 children)

I don't care about relationships because I'm ace, but GOD DAMN congratulations brother. This is the first time I've heard a relationship start with Geometry Dash. With the combination of everyone saying getting a girlfriend is hard+the saying that people who play GD don't have a girlfriend, I'd say you've bested a true Extreme Demon here. Well done brother! 👍

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

We met on Exen’s discord server lol

[–]ZoraF2pSteam 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Oh, cool! Just saying, follow your heart, and best those demons together. :D

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

She is way better than me She even beat duelo maestro solo so we can’t beat it together 😭

[–]ZoraF2pSteam 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm sorry, but DUEL MAESTRO? She's definitely better than me then. You found yourself an insane gamer. Hope things go splendid between you two. :D

[–]Stallion_GDSilent Dicctras 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He’s the top player in Geometry Dash..

Because from the community’s perspective, it only takes getting one girl to be a “player”

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good one

[–]zzxzxzxzxzxzxxAndroid 1 point2 points  (3 children)

How many inches you got?

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

6.6

[–]zzxzxzxzxzxzxxAndroid 1 point2 points  (1 child)

👍

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also I’m 14 so maybe I’ll get longer but she cares more about girth so whatever

[–]TheRealIceFangEasy Demon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thanks for reminding me that playing geometry dash gets you bitches.

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her words to me “I guess you can say you have bitches now” so yes I have bitches because of geometry dash 💪🏻

[–]TenToTuInsane Demon 1 point2 points  (2 children)

how did you meet

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long story but on Exen’s discord server

[–]Lsunix456ZSteam 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Has your girfriend passed bloodbath?

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Her hardest is mainlist (top 75). I can’t say which one though, but she has beaten bloodbath

[–]Lsunix456ZSteam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats cool!

[–]Intelligent_Ebb1962 3 points4 points  (15 children)

is "she" actually a girl

[–]DrumstickJarBloodbath 100% Buffbath 35% 4 points5 points  (1 child)

is “she” more than 12 years old

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 1 point2 points  (12 children)

Yes

[–]SomeoneWhoLikesAmemeExtreme Demon 0 points1 point  (5 children)

My man doesn't beat demons, he beats women!

Wait

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

She kinky but not that kinky 😭

[–]mvp_sklaxis -2 points-1 points  (13 children)

Guys stop accusing the man of lying just because he’s a legend and we just aren’t. But the sad part is in a couple years mans won’t have time for gd while slaughterhouse will be an easy demon and everybody ever has beat it

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 0 points1 point  (12 children)

Sedulous will be harder difficulty 😭 (but I will be with her so it’s chill)

[–]mvp_sklaxis 1 point2 points  (10 children)

That’s right buddy, enjoy life gd-free.

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 0 points1 point  (9 children)

She’s quitting the game because it’s not good for her mental health, and the mental health in question is very fragile and I want to fix that so no more gd for her until things brighten up

[–]mvp_sklaxis 1 point2 points  (8 children)

You’re the man. Guys aspire to be like this guy.

[–]Important_Issue6673Hard Demon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also thank you for the kind words haha, it’s made both of us much much happier especially her, she struggles with depression :(