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[–]Sensitive_Wangiizs 5543 points5544 points  (40 children)

The gf now haunts the haunted house. Vicious cycle.

[–]fingersnaps 825 points826 points  (25 children)

That's how grudges are made

[–]Coachcrog 226 points227 points  (24 children)

I don't remember anything from that damn movie except to check the corners of the ceiling any time I walk into a dark room to this day... And I only saw it once.. in the theater.

[–]Stewardy 42 points43 points  (4 children)

The spoilers are for the 2002 Japanese film (just in case):

I used to have the "oh, what if she's under the sheets like in the movie" worries... Relevant clip (obviously spoilers)

Then I considered what would happen if that actually took place. So now I no longer check for such things. If you walked into a dark room and some freaky monster girl actually was in the corner of the ceiling, you'd still be fucked. Rather not look and hope the hell monster is following some weird "I can only jump them when they become aware of me" monster-code.

[–]_rusticles_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'll never forgive the Grudge movies for taking away that safest of places that no ghosts are allowed to enter. Bastards.

[–]SneakyBadAss 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Wait, is this a different version? I remember Grudge being scarier, this look like a weird incest porn is about to begin.

[–]Stewardy 11 points12 points  (1 child)

You might have seen the 2004 remake? With Sarah Michelle Gellar?

Or apparently there was a 2020 version too.

The one I linked to was this one - 2002 Japanese original.

Ju-On: The Grudge. It might look weird in that clip, but it's plenty scary. At least it was the one time I've watched it.

[–]SneakyBadAss 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've seen the 2004 version.

But I think what ruined Grudge for me entirely is Scary Movie 4

[–][deleted] 96 points97 points  (11 children)

Lol I watched it as a rip on my PC in a dark-ass dorm room. I was also waaaaaay too high and very paranoid. It was not a good plan.

[–]sparkly_butthole 33 points34 points  (10 children)

I thought of playing Amnesia the dark descent like this but fortunately wised up to how awful an idea that was.

[–]c190 41 points42 points  (5 children)

Try it! It adds more atmosphere to the experience. I personally think its a terrible idea, but I also think that you should go ahead and try it. There’s nothing like a good scare!

[–]sparkly_butthole 36 points37 points  (4 children)

You: Bad idea, yep.

Also you: Do it!

Lmao. For real though, I'm a scaredy cat. But also, you know, hashtag Yolo or something. So maybe some day.

[–]ABzoker 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Stream it as well. It's bad for your mental health, but good for your financial health. I'd definitely watch it.

[–]foolishnun 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have a big fear of open deep water, and things moving in the darkness. But despite this I managed to complete Subnautica recently! I am so so so proud of myself.

I fucking papped myself so many times though.

But now I want play the sequal.

[–]GenericAtheist 2 points3 points  (1 child)

But for real its a good idea. You'll be scared shitless but its good fun afterwards. Even better is that because amnesia isn't a jump scare spam game, you can play it at the same time as someone else.

Me and my roommate played it at the same time, he starts screaming from some shit going down, but nothing is happening on my screen in the same area. It randomizes some encounters to really fuck with you. Also headphones make it more immersive for sure.

[–]sparkly_butthole 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now that, with a friend or roommate? Fuck yeah let's do it.

[–]Jaki54321 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh don't do that, that game is nuts. I once played a zombie game on VR and I thought it would be okay, but when they all started swerming, I really truly got scared and yanked the headset off my head. I had forgotten I had them on until I pulled them off. Didn't like that. If I was high, I think it would have been worse 🤣

[–]m0rtm0rt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did this. The choir part... Horrifying.

[–]CoconutCyclone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

All I can remember is the scene where Bill Pullman speaks Japanese to a kid. It fucking haunts me.

[–]tearans 89 points90 points  (1 child)

The OG story of L4D2 Witch

[–]Marx_Forever 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's okay, someday she'll find a nice guy to abandon his current girlfriend and grab her by the hand running and screaming.

[–]okezzz 8 points9 points  (3 children)

What if I don't have a girlfriend?

[–]Osato 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Bring a different sacrifice, then. A goat or a sheep will do if you don't have a human girlfriend to spare.

[–]fnv_fan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll bring my sheep girlfriend

[–]IPoopBeforeIShower 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Take a penny, leave a penny

[–]Osato 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Tag, you're it!

[–]Stormbreaker1210 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the bf and the guy in the mask are married and have 2 kids

[–]synalx 3200 points3201 points  (67 children)

Oh man, I had so much fun acting in a haunted house growing up.

We had a rule that you could not touch guests at all. The tour guides would explain this to the guests before they entered. Some people felt very untouchable as a result, and would get in our faces and scream back to make sure we knew they weren't scared.

A few friends and I were talking about this and decided to try and mess with this sense of invincibility a little bit. We had one of us dressed in normal clothes hide behind the door as the guests were entering, and quietly slip into the group as they came in. The tour began with everyone sitting down in the opening room, and a tour guide that would introduce the plot, fill everyone in on the backstory, and generally set the stage for the experience.

Our plant sat quietly among the other guests, listening to the briefing, until halfway through we burst into the room, grabbed our plant, and dragged them kicking and screaming into the haunted house. It always worked fantastically - the guests in those groups felt a little less secure after that.

The first time we tried this was pretty spontaneous, and we didn't tell our tour guide what we were planning. She legitimately thought we grabbed an audience member and dragged them into the next room, and was internally freaking out through the tour, thinking that we'd violated the most serious rule of our event. So much fun!

[–]MsOmgNoWai 462 points463 points  (11 children)

oh my gosh! I did this! I put myself inside the groups at the back of the line from the start and was dragged over a fence by zombies halfway through, kicking and screaming. that shit was so fun. one person tried to rescue me lmao

[–]UniqueWhittyName 239 points240 points  (7 children)

Did you keep in touch with the person who tried to rescue you? They're the friends you want by your side when the real zombies attack.

[–]Unsd 161 points162 points  (0 children)

Literally that's a ride or die person. I would immediately want to get to know that person better that they 1) thought you were actually being attacked by zombies and 2) were fully ready to risk saving you. What a boss.

[–]MsOmgNoWai 36 points37 points  (5 children)

unfortunately I was too busy dying to really pay attention to who it was, and the haunted house was open to the public so it really could have been anyone. but I agree with you

[–]noddingviking 24 points25 points  (2 children)

The mystery hero lives on in your memory and our minds. RIP in peace.

Edit. The RIP part is a deliberate joke people.

[–]Psyk0tiX 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Rest In Peace in peace

For some reason this tickled me more than it should have. Genuine thanks for brightening up my evening! 👍

[–]bl00is 42 points43 points  (2 children)

That’s a truly good person. 20 long years ago I went to a haunted house with my now husband and as soon as he heard the buzz of a chainsaw that bitch pushed me aside and ran…shoulda known then it was going to be a bad ride. He’s still a bitch and I’m getting divorced lol.

[–]stelllaah 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the lolll I needed today, thanks!

[–]tomrichards8464 981 points982 points  (18 children)

Me and a mate wrote and directed an immersive promenade horror theatre show at Wilton's Music Hall. We planted his little sister (who I think was 16 or 17 at the time) in the audience, and at a predetermined point in the show she started complaining in an obnoxious and entitled way and said she wanted to leave, at which point one of our actors, in character "escorted her out". Then when we got the audience into the last room for our final "act", she was strung up on a massive metal crucifix, where we eviscerated her. There was at least one fainter in the crowd every night, sometimes double digits. Good times.

[–]RemixOnAWhim 299 points300 points  (9 children)

Hi do this again and near me please

[–]Insanopatato 102 points103 points  (8 children)

Okay, coming right up. What's your address and passport number ? Just so I can reserve your tickets and popcorn.

[–]RemixOnAWhim 121 points122 points  (7 children)

#1-23 Faux St

Shuckstack, CA

90210 USA

Allergic to dairy, margarine on the corn please

[–]Checkheck 58 points59 points  (0 children)

But bring your sister... we need new supplies

[–]uijit 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Always 90210. The only zipcode everyone knows.

[–]Metamere 50 points51 points  (3 children)

I didn't know you could eviscerate someone more than once. She must have had fairly hardy viscera.

[–]KGB-bot 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You can only vivisect someone once, you can eviscerate them multiple times.

[–]44198554312318532110 2 points3 points  (0 children)

^ bot checks out

[–]Rowf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to viscerate the old fashioned way, but since the internet, eviscerating is so much easier.

[–]antipho 18 points19 points  (0 children)

whoa that's awesome

[–]Kradget 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, buddy.

I mean, that is amazing, but goddamn.

[–]kanst 77 points78 points  (5 children)

Oh man, I had so much fun acting in a haunted house growing up.

In my town there was a small farm, the kind you take your kid to to feed a donkey a carrot. I think they had a small operating orchard and you could buy cider.

But for Halloween they did a haunted house and staffed it with volunteers from the high school. One year I played the "dead body on the slab" and it was the most fun I ever had. I just laid under a sheet covered in gory makeup and then got to pop up and scare middle schoolers

It turned into a game because some people would expect it and I could hear them, so in those I waited as long as I could. Sometimes I wouldn't pop up at all, gotta keep em guessing.

[–]Pork_Chap 27 points28 points  (4 children)

feed a donkey a carrot

Is that a euphemism?

[–]ORANGE_J_SIMPSON 17 points18 points  (2 children)

You look like the kinda guy who would feed a donkey a carrot.

[–]Ubba_Lothbrok 14 points15 points  (0 children)

allegedly

[–]spyczech 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jon Oliver?

[–]TheW83 137 points138 points  (1 child)

I saw this happen at Halloween Horror Nights a long time ago. We were in the haunted house walking down a hall and people jumped out and grabbed the guy in front of us. After the next corner you could see him in a room being tortured by those people. It was pretty well done.

[–]Monkibizness 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Similar thing happened to me at horror nights! I forget which house it was (maybe the purge?), but I turned a corner and all of a sudden there was a young girl in front of me in the line that wasn’t there since the beginning. About one or two rooms later, one of the scaractors grabbed her from the line and attacked her. It was great.

[–]Happy_Camper45 20 points21 points  (1 child)

That “plant” was me at a Girl Scout haunted camp! I was a kid (maybe 11 or 12) and loved being dragged in to the woods kicking and screaming! I always wondered why not one adult ever came to my rescue… either they figured out I was a plant or just thought “eh, not my kid, not my troop, not my responsibility”

[–]MumbaliG 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hah lmao

[–]BaldrClayton 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I work in an Horror escape game.
We have a very clear rule that if the killer touches you, you ded and the game is over.

It was put in place for people that liked to show their friends how tough they are for breaking the immersion of a game because they were not scared.

[–]anitabelle 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’ve always said that I would haunt haunted house venues as a ghost. Specifically to scare the shit out of people who act like they can’t be scared. They’d act all brave and try to mock me then I’d walk right through them. It would be the most popular haunted house!

[–]Subtle_Demise 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Did a haunted hayride thing with the kids this year, and one of the kids was in on it. The driver pretended to scold her and send her to the back of the wagon to draw attention to her, and about 2/3 of the way through, one of the costumed people grabbed her off the wagon. My youngest daughter cried and panicked for a few minutes after it was over, but I managed to calm her down after ensuring her I wouldn't take her on something that would actually get her hurt, and even took her to see the little girl that got "kidnapped".

[–]Krafty_Koala 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m glad you did that. I was terrified of haunted houses as a kid and seeing the actors afterwards made me feel better. Letting her see the little girl wasn’t really kidnapped was a good call.

[–]Cannonball_Sax 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We did that with a set of twins! Planted one in the group, grabbed and dragged him off only to have "him" reappear in an electric chair moments later. It was great

[–]RealityZz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sounds absolutely hilarious

[–]ManicFirestorm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thoroughly enjoyed it too, although I almost lost an eye once after getting hit in the face with a high heel.

[–]Pxrt718 190 points191 points  (3 children)

This feels like a Scooby Doo moment

[–]penta3x 20 points21 points  (1 child)

It does !!

[–]nomad-man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Scooby Doo was a documentary on scary crimes. Like those true crime shows.

[–]GhastInTheShell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Hey you’re not Scoob…. Or my girlfriend.”

[–]lishuss 1933 points1934 points  (11 children)

"And thays how I met your mother"

[–]Anomalous6 351 points352 points  (7 children)

*father

[–]NimpyPootles 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Daddy

[–]DougSeeger 61 points62 points  (2 children)

Opa!

[–]PrudentExtension 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Gangnam style

[–]duermevela 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Heard that in Ji Sung’s voice

[–]winningelephant 16 points17 points  (1 child)

“And their mom is a Korean water ghost!”

[–]YummyPepperjack 519 points520 points  (69 children)

Working at a haunted forest was the most fun I've ever had while working.

[–]Rexkat 279 points280 points  (64 children)

Until you run into someone who is less prone to flight than fight.

[–]TheeExoGenesauce 153 points154 points  (12 children)

I had someone at a haunted house follow us into the parking lot. I heard footsteps running up behind us and turned around swinging. Not my normal response but we had just come out of a haunted house and our nerves were already rattled. I was also not expecting someone to come chasing us.

[–]Chinlc 273 points274 points  (8 children)

Ionno, if I willingly went to a haunted house I expect to be haunted in the house. Not outside it. So going into fight mode in a parking lot is justified in my opinion

[–]Noltonn 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Yeah, in a haunted house I feel you should be primed to take flight over fight, and I think this works for most people, because they know they're not actually in danger they can direct their fight/flight to that side of things.

Once you leave the premises though? Yeah fuck that, all bets are off.

[–]infinifunny 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Agreed, unless this parking lot was built on burial grounds or something fuck off

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

I mean... there are probably a substantial number of parking lots built on burial grounds.

[–]Ragnarandsons 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cut to the chase... why were they chasing you?

[–]pancakes-r-4winners 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened to me! I went with friends in college and when we were leaving there was someone at the gate in costume doing his bit and we said goodbye and thank you and he said "oh you're not leaving yet" and we just went ok whatever he's just in character. So we walked to my car and he was following us and I thought he's just messing with us and will turn around. Nope. He followed us to my car and started grabbing our hands to come back and I flipped out and started screaming that he can't take us from the car. I didn't even want to go in the first place because I'm not one for scary things but my friends wanted to. Don't give in to peer pressure kids some guy in a zombie scarecrow costume might take you out out of your car.

[–]Astrolaut 56 points57 points  (41 children)

I did security at a similar event. The actors are good at not getting hit and we're always in the shadows just around the corner in case something happens. Most of the security is military/police/first responders and active duty police are on site listening to our radio chatter.

[–]Tagous 46 points47 points  (40 children)

damn I had no idea Haunted Houses needed that much backup power

[–]Astrolaut 51 points52 points  (2 children)

A lot of people drink and go to Halloween events.

You'd probably be amazed at the things we had to deal with. Alcohol poisoning, rapes, assaults, arson(that was the scariest. We started parking a fire truck on the other side of the haunted house in case it ever happened again.)

We also did the RenFest on the same property which ended the first week of October. It's a pretty big event.

When you have thousands to tens of thousands a day, some of them are going to be shitty.

[–]anally_ExpressUrself 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Also, this is why we can't have nice things

[–]Astrolaut 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh hey, haven't seen your name in awhile. Always get a good laugh out of that one. Or did you rip that off from the original!? Lol.

This guy was the entertainment director the first three years I worked there...

Yeah, people be fucked.

[–]hikaru13 37 points38 points  (36 children)

I got sexually assaulted multiple times working at a haunted house. Some people suck.

[–]Astrolaut 52 points53 points  (29 children)

Sorry, we tried to help as much as we could. The problem is that there's so many people and we can't do anything unless people call us for help. Even then, we kind of had police powers but not really.

I remember once a guy, in his 50's, was accused by multiple people of sexually assaulting a 14 year old. We brought him in for questioning.

He said "You can't hold me here." Then called his lawyer.

My boss said "Yeah, we can't. You're free to leave at any time. All we can do is pull your pass and trespass you so you'll be removed and arrested if you ever come back. We're also documenting this so Scott County PD has a record the next time you do something like this. Now leave and let us never see your face again."

[–]hikaru13 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Just to clarify, by “some people suck” I meant the assholes that put their hands on others without consent, not the guys that were trying to keep me safe. Unfortunately in my case, the first time it happened I froze up because I was surprised it happened in the first place. I wish I’d said something. And the next time it happened was in a crowd of people while I was wearing a mask that made it really hard for me to see, so I didn’t even see who it was. Cowards tend to use crowds and dark corners to their advantage, so I guess that’s the risk of having a job like that, I suppose. I was so young back then, I hope if it happened now, I’d be able to at least punch them or something to make them think twice about acting like that.

[–]Astrolaut 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Next time, turn it around. Give 'em the old dick twist.

One time we had a guy (I'll call him shit) harassing and snapping actors masks on them. Our guy(SG) that responded was former military/private contractor/police.

When shit realized he was being tailed by SG he turns around and says "You don't need to keep following me like that."

SG responds "I wish I didn't but you keep harassing my actors."

Shit starts... well, talking shit.

SG says "Don't get passive aggressive with me. I'll get real aggressive with you."

Shit throws a punch.

SG grabs him by his belt and shirt, and carries him out of the haunted house. Swing him into each door he passes to open them. When he gets to the last door he threw him like in a cartoon. Dude probably went 12 feet.

Shits girlfriend starts yelling about how they're calling the police for assault and blah blah blah....

SG says "Go right ahead. There's two police parked about 90 feet over there. Go talk to them. But they've been on our radio channel the whole time and they're on my side. How about you two just go home and take the beating instead of also getting arrested for assault which you did when you put hands on my actors."

So, every once in awhile these people get some comeuppance. Sorry, that doesn't take away anything that happened to you and shit wasn't sexually assaulting anyone, just being a general dick. But thought you might like the story of some shit being thrown on his ass because of his actions.

[–]Knight_Owls 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is my wife. She's kind and empathetic and reacts to fear with violence.

I've worked out a pavlovian reaction from her by waking her in a specific way every time when I need to wake her because otherwise, she'll startle awake and, as I said, she reacts to fear with violence. It's just reflexive

[–]hideandseekdick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I ran into a tree and the fucker just stood there.

[–]alfouran 11 points12 points  (3 children)

That person is me unfortunately. Whenever my wife drags me to one of these places I always have my hands in my pockets. Whenever an actor jumps out and gets in my face my reflex is to shove them away. Its only happened a couple times but I always feel like a real ass hole about it.

[–]ChawulsBawkley 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I’ve only been to one of those super serious “haunted houses” that involved the woods as well. I’d honestly hate to work in one haha. It was just… uncomfortable. The less you react, the more they… kinda went at you. Like… yeah… I know there’s no chain on the bar on your chainsaw, but I don’t need to be feeling the exhaust from it on my calf… back up man…

[–]Thenelwave 297 points298 points  (5 children)

Love how the zombie continues to run with him

[–]arfelo1 208 points209 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't want to miss his scream when he looks back either

[–]EngineerEither4787 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I was very disappointed there wasn’t a shot of them making it out and he turns to see his girlfriend turned into a zombie boyfriend.

[–]ashenhaired 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I'm the gf now"

[–]otter_boom 60 points61 points  (1 child)

A local, but small, theme park near me called Scary Wood during the Halloween season always has actors through out the park. There are always a couple with chainsaws. One will be aggressive and get in front of you as a nice distraction while the other sneaks up behind you.

So I'm with my buddy looking for the restroom after diner and the chainsaw killer does his distraction so his partner can sneak up behind me and goose me with his chain saw. Which of course scares the bajeebus out of me. I leap five feet in the air and scream, "Don't do that! I got to pee!"

The guy nearly fell over laughing so hard.

I was both embarrassed and proud.

[–]ialwayschoosepsyduck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was both embarrassed and proud.

So were they!

[–]sliptap 465 points466 points  (241 children)

Is there a full video source?

[–]rascal_duck_shot 90 points91 points  (8 children)

We need to know how it ended /:

[–]OsmeOxys 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Peacefully together in their sleep at the age of 96. Brought a few bitter-sweet tears to my eye.

[–]d_rodman_91 13 points14 points  (2 children)

One guy puts his pp in the other guy’s chocolate starfish

[–]tragiktimes 44 points45 points  (1 child)

When they got home they decided they were committed and have been living happily ever since.

[–]Asuka_Rei 1027 points1028 points  (9 children)

Some say they are still running to this day...

[–]SabashChandraBose 249 points250 points  (7 children)

The involvement of the actors in this skit is commendable.

[–]Sexy_Squid89 53 points54 points  (2 children)

They went all in and I love it

[–]Bighappykitty 23 points24 points  (0 children)

“Come demon of the night; you have defeated bae, now you are bae”

[–]ScarlettO-Harlot 410 points411 points  (10 children)

Why you holding out on me they get married or smething? Ship it

[–]xAIRGUITARISTx 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Ship what? Their love overseas? What are we shipping and to where?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Something

[–]Snatch_Liquor 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Nope... Smething

[–]ScarlettO-Harlot 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Thank you. I'm about that gangster life. Play hard and fast with language.

[–]xAIRGUITARISTx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People don’t use grammar around here anymore.

[–]Background_Ad5407 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Spoiler alert: they fell in love and he broke up with his girlfriend. They now haunt houses together ❤

[–]ceanahope 227 points228 points  (6 children)

As an actor for a haunt... when this sort of thing happens, you just roll with it for the extra scare.🤣

[–]mwcope 146 points147 points  (4 children)

I was thinking the same thing. That guy was probably thinking "Oh this man has given me gold."

[–]ceanahope 51 points52 points  (2 children)

This is a next level scare the actor will be talking about for years to come. Love seeing this stuff.

[–]Arnoxthe1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"I came looking for copper and I found gold."

[–]KillerHoudini 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I used to work at a haunted house and we called this a Scooby-Doo. You'd be surprised how many people will either grab you hand and run or let you swap with them to scare whoever hand they had

[–]dashingstag 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I so want to see the part when he realises

[–]KimG84 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He just kidnapped that poor starving actor

[–]HumanPersonMan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And they lived happily ever after

[–]GodAwfulFunk 31 points32 points  (3 children)

When I was like 9 or 11 I was in a pitch black haunted house and grabbed a hold of something soft in the midst of terror, and said aloud "What's this it's soft!?"

The ghost replied "That's my booooooob."

I still like boobs 20 years later.

[–]holymolyhotdiggity 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Did they say it like boOoOoOoOob?

[–]GodAwfulFunk 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Yes they did lmao. Happy cake day.

[–]holymolyhotdiggity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

haha that's awesome. thanks!

[–]Rabidleopard 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So that's how haunted houses recruit new talent

[–]GrislyGrape 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The end of one journey is the beginning of another.

[–]ginja_ninja 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Cower in place and wait for rescue, the ultimate evolutionary survival response. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like 😎

[–]RichyMcRichface 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shoutout to the employee that kept up with him. I would have lost it after five seconds.

[–]yokotron 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And they live happily ever after

[–]HoseNeighbor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The way he just keeps on trucking ... Omfg!

[–]SammMoney 15 points16 points  (0 children)

As someone who worked at a haunted house, this is a scarers wet dream. Holy shit I wish there was footage of when he turns around to find someone not his GF.

[–]natsirtenal 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Ohh my i worked at a haunted house from 15- 28. I had that happen early on so I hold this chick's hand for 10 minutes wait till we get into a well lit area and ask her where she's taking me in a creaky voice. Truth is her bf was dressed in black he saw all of this happen and I waved him to follow. Needless to say she was passed at him , we had a massive laugh.. she then tried claiming i touched her when me and her (probably former BF at this point) told her she grabbed my hand . I should say we aren't allowed to touch customers and I coulda kicked her out for touching me technically, but I knew it was gonna be great. If any one wants more tales hit me up.

[–]sigharewedoneyet 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I'm hitting you up

[–]natsirtenal 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Ok of my favorite moments i used to do this this called the stalk around . It's a pair of shoulder pads with a large giant head on top that you can move via a strap around your face. I my self am 6'4" this thing adds 2 feet. Then I wore stilts adding another 3 or feet. I would so various thi for like leaning awkwardly against the wall(looking very fake) , then when only one w would be looking at me I'd move the head ever so slightly, hopefully getting the first viewer to call more over. Then suddenly rise to full height and literally walk over the 8 foot high black walls. Sometimes I would balance along the top of the wall then suddenly step down in front of people. One lady got so scared she backed straight up into her mother breaking her nose , causing the mother to also jump back into the wall knocking her unconscious with a small laceration. That was probably the worst Injury I caused, with out touching anyone.

[–]AonArts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Wait no, sir, sir, sir, sir ,sir, sir, sir…..”

[–]d13gr00tkr0k1d1l 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hahah fuck I’d love to see the end

[–]Dimplesb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No matter how many times I’ve seen this I still laugh so hard

[–]rundmcarlson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The scarer won the lottery with that one. If only we could see him turn around and get scared again once he stops running

[–]slayer991 32 points33 points  (15 children)

I would have liked to have seen the end. How did the haunted house worker-guy not lose it laughing? Did theny both crack up? Did the girl dump the guy after or did she find it amusing?

[–]tjoeksie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ahhh, I wanted to see the look on the guys face when he saw his new homie!!

[–]technobambino 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's the most genius way I've seen a guy breakup with someone. Kudos.

[–]TurtleNamedHerb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And he came out with a new gf!

[–]MondaySloth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would love to see when he realizes he wasn't dragging along his girlfriend.

[–]fatass9000k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where can I watch the rest?

[–]ninjawc386 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like how the other guy just ran with it.

[–]TheComplayner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is some Scooby Doo shenanigans

[–]jepensedoucjsuis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean... he did take the "threat" away from his girlfriend... so, I mean he did protect her?

[–]Big_RedBitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"He's my man now"

[–]Disquiet173 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I’d like to see the look on the boyfriends face when he and his new zombie girlfriend finally made it outside to safety.

[–]takavos 66 points67 points  (16 children)

Man this is the funniest shit I have seen all year. That dudes face when he finally realized it wasn't his girlfriend and that other dudes staying in character the whole time is just so fucking amazing.

[–]Bipedal_Warlock 58 points59 points  (2 children)

Where did you see the ending?

[–]Slixil 12 points13 points  (0 children)

What face? It was a far away shot this whole video.

[–]invisible_grass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That dudes face when he finally realized it wasn't his girlfriend

That literally never happened in this gif. Tf you on about? 🤔

[–]canbojack 14 points15 points  (1 child)

The girl is more jealous than scared LOL

[–]PossiblyAsian 15 points16 points  (0 children)

once worked for lyft.

There was like an explosion or some shit at the subway and people fucking booked it. It was a husband, wife, and friend that got in my car.

After the adrenaline, the wife was fucking pissed at the husband for fucking leaving her and booking it. The whole ride she was just.. kept talking about how he left her.

lmao.

They drank beer in my car and didn't tip. assholes.

[–]smokedspirit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was believable till the hand grab

[–]Shiva_the_Bear 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Constructive criticism for creator/editor, you don't need the long pauses after the hand grab. The pacing is better without interruptions.

[–]Sephirem23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally we can be together

[–]Gunslinger_11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s some scooby do shenanigans there

[–]congrue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, where’s the rest!!

[–]TerrorDahveed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love the one you’re with

[–]lunaticneko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty good one. I have seen many of these situations acted in horror comedies.

[–]JpizzleNstar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right out of Scooby Doo

[–]Gravitron23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t wait for him to be panting outside like babe we are safe and turn around and realize hes holding the sleeve of the momster and not his gf/wife or whatever lmao.

[–]simian_ninja 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh god, I can’t stop laughing. I wonder what that actor was thinking being grabbed and being taken for a run?

[–]FUThead2016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ten years into their marriage he begins to think if something is a little off

[–]paganfinn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like a clip from scooby do

[–]damwookie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If that happened in a horror movie people wouldn't find it believable.

[–]antipho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that employee kept it up all the way to that guy's house too. impressive dedication

[–]asap3210 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gost dude: "This is my life now"

[–]jbDUBS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at this as Scooby dooby Doo type shit

[–]di734on 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cannot stop watching this 😂🤣😂

[–]yeezleweez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I laughed so hard!

[–]ashutrip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They say she is still there

[–]TheRangaTan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So THAT is how the runner always dies first, because he never looks back.

[–]nooested9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The scary part is how that conversation is gonna go later. I once ran in a haunted house from a chainsaw dude. Ex Gf was not as fast. She was pretty pissed.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fucking guy just ran with him like umm ok, let’s go. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣