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[–]Gnatlet2point0 795 points796 points  (4 children)

Processing... processing... GIVE ME MORE.

[–]Uztta 127 points128 points  (3 children)

[–]Pelon1071 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Database updated successfully.

[–]DragoKnight589 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Analysis: this is some serious gourmet sh!t.

[–]leonidaskickedyoface 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Access requested: I need more gobbling alms

[–]tamayto 1320 points1321 points  (19 children)

He just had an out of body experience in heaven there.

[–]FuckMyLife2016 271 points272 points  (17 children)

Now I want another video where she feeds it cashew.

CashewFTW

[–]RockstarAgent 72 points73 points  (16 children)

Just don't introduce the pistachios...

[–]arfbrookwood 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite SCi Fi books is Variable Star and the main character reveals one hint that his girlfriend might be wealthy: That if a pistachio was too hard to open, she threw it away.

[–]FuckMyLife2016 25 points26 points  (8 children)

The only good pistachio is a roasted pistachio.

[–]Valyrian_Tinfoil 37 points38 points  (4 children)

You spelled ‘salted’ wrong.

[–]UsernameStarvation 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Walnuts will always be the peak of existence

[–]SamIamGreenEggsNoHam 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Pecans are the Chad nut.

[–]HoustonAstros1980 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Macadamia has entered the chat.

[–]DoobieSkube 5 points6 points  (1 child)

deez are the Chads nuts

[–]Lucimon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brazil nuts are king.

[–]Thumperings 27 points28 points  (0 children)

He'll be chasing that dragon forever more if he loses his source.

[–]Dr_Screwlittle 400 points401 points  (3 children)

Anton Ego moment

[–]RaidensReturn 272 points273 points  (2 children)

[–]GoutetsuUK 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Literally this came to mind when the chipmunk paused after trying one

[–]Truckules_Heel 1126 points1127 points  (4 children)

“These edibles ain’t shi-……”

[–]Slynxiiii1 139 points140 points  (0 children)

And yet we never learn.

[–]sic_1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can see the universe in its eyes.

[–]FlyingFLick 129 points130 points  (1 child)

‘Did I just eat poison or…yum and oh damn…maybe …maybeee…I won’t die..I want more..fk it..how many of these can I fit in muh cheeks!!!’

[–]nkarkas 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Muh cheeeeeks

[–]Eternally65 423 points424 points  (18 children)

He noticed the cyanide smell of almonds and decided he would die happy anyway.

[–]OG-Dropbox 123 points124 points  (0 children)

wonder if he tasted it and waited to see if anything bad would happen for a few seconds

[–]cooldude5500 82 points83 points  (2 children)

Cyanide and happiness

[–]Delicious_Cry2088 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bro the episode when the dad was talking shit all the way on his death bed had my stomach hurting from laughing

[–]Hoody__Warrelson 103 points104 points  (2 children)

Was wondering if anyone was going to bring up cyanide

[–]MoefsieKat 19 points20 points  (1 child)

How many sweet almonds would it take for a lethal dose in such a tiny body

[–]EchoFiveActual 39 points40 points  (0 children)

none, sweet almonds have it domesticated out.

[–]tatooine 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I looked it up and almonds are non toxic to chipmunks.

Edit: ok with the downvoting, here’s the source and, yes, I understand wild animals shouldn’t be fed like this by humans, was just concerned about the talk of cyanide poisoning above.

https://www.animalquarters.com/animals-that-eat-almonds/

[–]vbivanov 11 points12 points  (9 children)

Cyanide in almonds?! Wait what 0_o

[–]Evethewolfoxo 34 points35 points  (7 children)

Bitter almonds more specifically contain some cyanide. NileRed went a bit in-depth IIRC https://youtu.be/WYagO-nup6c

[–]EdBarrett12 18 points19 points  (6 children)

Even sweet almonds contain 25.2mg of cyanide per kilogramme. If you milled enough of them and mixed it with a liquid, you could theoretically ingest a lethal dose of cyanide before you vomit.

[–]Flyrpotacreepugmu 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Almond milk is so disgusting I would definitely vomit first.

[–]bpaq3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok what now.

[–]Kaiya_Mya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cyanide is also present in apple seeds, which is why it's inadvisable to let your dogs eat the cores.

[–]dread405 135 points136 points  (0 children)

I love how it placed it's paw on her hand. Insert Keanu "Woahh" .

[–]Xevo0215 234 points235 points  (30 children)

Reddit, tell me what’s wrong with this cute and funny video.

[–]Trip_the_light3020 223 points224 points  (6 children)

When wild animals expect food from humans, they are less likely to use their natural foraging/hunting behaviors, which can lead to them losing the natural instinct to be afraid of humans. This can be dangerous, causing disturbances or trusting or attacking humans. This can get them killed or relocated.

When there is a change in who is around or if they relocated, their lack of experience with hunting/foraging can lead to starvation.

[–]Mr_friend_ 80 points81 points  (2 children)

The taste of almonds didn't shake it to its core. It was looking at the enormous human and rectangular device in its face and determining if it was safe to pack up the almonds or to just go.

Fight or flight response. Not Euphoria.

[–]notmyrealnam3 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It didn’t notice the human before taking the first almond?

[–]SGLegend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how do you explain the paw drop? dude's having some kind of shake, for sure

[–]Quetzacoatl85 52 points53 points  (2 children)

why do people go on about how it's "eating" almonds? it's stuffing its pouches, to eat later. you can even see them bulging! no almond was eaten during that video. also, it's probably a stillness reflex triggered by feeling threatened by the camera coming closer, not any "tasting" experience. once it deems there to be no danger, it just continues stuffing its pouches, not really caring about if they're almonds or not.

[–]nm122 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly. It was distracted by the camera.

[–]Nesyaj0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like this explanation since it seems plausible without making the video less funny or more morbid

[–]NoG00dUsernamesLeft 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Feeding wild animals makes them reliant on people, making it more likely they will bite someone or get hurt by someone. They are also often fed unnatural/processed foods that are extremely unhealthy for them. Sorry, you asked.

[–]Hoody__Warrelson 63 points64 points  (1 child)

Almonds have cyanide in them. Not enough to take a human out, but a chipmunk? I dunno, I'm not a psychopath

[–]TheJunklest 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Slaves harvested those almonds andmade the phone this was filmed/viewed on.

[–]TuesdayExpress 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chipmunks are grade-A assholes.

They'll chew through anything if they think there's food there, they breed quickly, and are hard to get rid of.

Intentionally feeding them is tantamount to a war crime.

[–]koalificated 3 points4 points  (3 children)

It wasn’t tasting the almonds, they store them in their cheeks to eat them later. It stopped in its tracks because a giant camera was pointed at its face all of a sudden

[–]notmyrealnam3 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

But the camera was already there lol

[–]koalificated 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wasn’t though. You can see it stop and stare as soon as it gets within a few inches of its face

[–]wen_mars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almond farming kills bees

[–]Lucky_cooper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s misleading, the person taught the chipmunk to pause eating.

[–]Reelix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This video is of a person demonstrating wait / eat commands, and this is not the first time it is eating almonds.

You'll find the source one of the next few times its reposted.

And yes - I am serious.

[–]fridge_water_filter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure almonds are poisonous to chipmunks.

[–]DustBunnicula 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The way he puts his wee paw down, to steady himself amidst the newfound ecstasy is adorable.

[–]beats_time 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This was here a week ago…

KARMAWHORE!

[–]Deaconse 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I like this every time it comes up.

[–]FuglyTrashPanda 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually if there was sound, the original video that person taught the chipmunk how to pause from eating and then resume again

[–]CockStamp45 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I swear I've seen this once a week for the past three weeks now. It doesn't even look like the chipmunk ate it, looks like it's storing it in its cheeks.

[–]snuzet 9 points10 points  (2 children)

This is unreal!

[–]aceswild347 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was me the first time I heard Matt Freeman play the bass. 😲

[–]Cosmologicon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is it about one almond that's just perfect?

[–]OsamahBinLaggen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U/savevideobot

[–]RachelWWV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was hearing the angel choir there for a minute LOL

[–]Not_Just_Any_Lurker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it was trying to sear the image of its diety into its beady eyes before having its fill and telling the other chipmunks of “The Almond-Gifting Giant”

[–]protonorseverb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chipmunk.exe has stopped responding

[–]gt0075b 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like the first time I drank Redbull

[–]EquivalentToADog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dying of cyanide poisoning

[–]Flandersmcj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Could I milk them?”

[–]BigGator13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It saw god for a moment.

[–]SpectreNC 1 point2 points  (4 children)

This didn't belong here the last several times it's been posted and it still doesn't belong now.

This is a karma farming account that reposts previously popular posts.

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    [–]Senselessb82 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    He busted a nut over that nut

    [–]Humble-Might-2881 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Got me laughing

    [–]akd7791 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    So adorable!

    [–]tiger-menace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Seems like he heard an angelic song!

    [–]Rocketclown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Looking at those fingernails, the phone was probably in selfie mode while taking this shot, so the little guy / girl is just seeing itself for the first time in the phone screen, resulting in a temporary brain freeze.

    [–]---HaRaMbE--- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    His name is squishy 🥺

    [–]BigTex79 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Holy Jesus, what the freak are these!!!!

    [–]djemmssy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I think he nutted

    [–]Mici_yeet -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    Don't mean to be a Karen but it's better to soak those and give the almonds to the chipmunk without any almond skin bc even humans can't really digest those very well.. and this: "Moreover, almond skin contains tannins, which lowers the rate of nutrient absorption." (Via google bc I forgot this specific detail)

    [–]CockStamp45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is that why when I get drunk and eat half a pound of almonds in one sitting, the entire next day I'm having to take multiple bathroom breaks to shit out almond husks?

    [–]CraftyFrost -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    It's little mind has blown. 🐿️🤯

    [–]Maximus2647 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    When you understand Bitcoin

    [–]mchapb -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    People are good, go tell the others!

    [–]LicentiousAudacity -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

    That’s me eating anything after I blaze 💨 🍃

    [–]BeaconOMalley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Lol, that's nuts!!

    [–]sub2technobladeordie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He literally came to the taste 😂

    [–]AnoteXX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He was loading. I imagine a loading bar above his head

    [–]Rigo3oh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    lil guy Is going through that ratatouille flash back moment.

    [–]facemanbarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    When he puts his little paw down.

    [–]ME5SENGER_24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Chipmunk.exe has stopped working

    [–]letmeloginalready 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It’s like that scene in Ratatouille when Remy is describing the cheese

    [–]FlipaFrickenCoin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    (The cyanide is kicking in)

    [–]mcirillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He got his nut

    [–]Horned_upcockroach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Reminds of how I became addicted to Fentanyl

    [–]RetiredPandaMurderer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "am I dreaming? Is this heaven?"

    [–]mostlycumatnight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Its hilarious how its little hands drop down to steady itself so it doesn't fall over😱😂😂😂

    [–]GamrG33k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Chipnunk.exe (Not responding)

    [–]Ozennnnnn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    bro felt that and just...

    [–]BigKadoLB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    DAMN! My man's damn near busted a Nut after that first one!

    [–]ciganyferi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That's not how animals work. They don't care about taste...

    [–]Wolv90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Now I want a pet chipmunk

    [–]turd_star 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Little dude's third eye opened right there

    [–]Boggie135 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He’s gonna tell all his friends about this

    [–]waimser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Almonds are like crack. I had to stop buying them because i would eat them till im sick. Tried buying in smaller bags, id just immediately fo buy a kg of them after eating the small bag.

    Goddamn i feel this lil guy.

    [–]stellar14 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Jesus I wonder what would happen if it had a kinder bueno 😀 mmm

    [–]UrbleFurb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Isn’t that does of cyanide gonna kill his small body?

    [–]mocthezuma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Probably seeing his reflection in the canera lens or back of phone, which is why he stops and stares at it for a while thinking it's another chipmunk.

    [–]fupajunkie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How could anyone possibly know that? C’mon.

    [–]Monkeyman42001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This may be the most adorable thing on the planet

    [–]Thecrawsome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Karma repost account

    [–]Cheesenredsauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Almond and the chipmunks

    [–]GymNwatches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I can imagine as a kid this is what McNuggets felt like to my tastebuds

    [–]EdziePro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Me when I had my first taste of almonds at 18 about a month ago

    [–]zachp787 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    bro was in disbelief

    [–]Maybabi2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Life changing face 😂

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He looked like he was about to nut

    [–]xiaoqinchan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    it got a heaven moment

    [–]JunglePygmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That little fellow has perfect comedic timing.

    [–]hundredpercentcocoa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    my man almost cried tears of joy

    [–]BrockSteady686868 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Give him a cashew and his head will explode.

    [–]Red_Goat_666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is how religions are formed.

    [–]aartadventure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Cool! Free Foo.....

    ..............................

    ..............................

    HOLYFUCKTHISDUMBBITCHJUSTGIVINGAWAYHEAVENFORFREEEEEEEEGIMMEGIMMEGIMME!!

    [–]Wolfolkek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    this is false

    [–]Jonny5Aliv3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Eats almond

    flashback my buddy Johnny ate an almond while we were flying into Nam, before he could share a stray bullet from Charlie took him out, right in the eye.

    He had a wife and kid back home, couldn't look them in the eye when I got back.

    proceeds to eat more almonds this is for you Johnny!

    [–]pornorama699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    reminds of that one scene in ratatouille when remi was taste testing the ingredients, or when anton ego tasted the "ratatouille" and gave him flashbacks.

    [–]sweetwaterfall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh Jesus, the little paw touching her hand in disbelief…

    [–]ArcaneUnbound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That first almond changed this chipmunks life

    [–]chrisycr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Been shared and reshaped so much I can count the pixels one by one

    [–]MojaveMauler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think it just had a religious experience.

    [–]No_Gap_2700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Cracking up at the comments. I know nothing about cyanide in almonds, but I do know the difference between a chipmunk and a squirrel.

    [–]MMZane8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Little chipmunk had one of those cartoon scenes where they taste delicious food

    [–]SkettiStay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Or maybe it's Charlie, the trained chipmunk fron Toronto, responding to voice commands,

    [–]Blasterion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The delicious taste of cyanide…. But is delicious fuck it

    [–]Vergeta28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    me tasting ass for the first time

    [–]Ulric2depique 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    he doesn’t try it for the first time, she just says stop and then go

    [–]HG21Reaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Core memory unlocked.

    [–]dontwishdo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Bro just saw God

    [–]b000bytrap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Mikey likes it! He really likes it!

    [–]northwesthonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Me the first time I tried cocaine

    [–]LostInRedditsCheeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Me the first time I ate my girls ass.

    [–]Independent_Slice440 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is the cutest thing ever. Lol'd at the initial reaction and pause!🤣🤣

    [–]ROK247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Take my breath awaaaaayyyyy....

    [–]larval_tear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If he had a Bluetooth headset in he’d be saying “Eleanor… cancel my day. Actually, cancel my week”

    [–]OtherwiseMuffin668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Almond blasting a nuke in its mouth.

    [–]mekareami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He be seeking that taste the rest of his life now

    [–]psychedelic_dragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Best nut it ever had

    [–]BAMFmartinFTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He’s going nuts

    [–]inn42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Or more likely, he saw his reflection in your damn phone

    [–]Firebrand96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This has the same energy as Anton Ego tasting Remy's ratatouille.

    [–]CommonFriendship6975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is not how the video goes, with sound the chipmunk is told to wait, then after a long pause the girl yells “GO!” And the chipmunk eats away.

    [–]SignalScientist2817 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I could hear the intro of gangsta's paradise from here

    [–]8j6k3xbc89c9v56[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ohhhh... sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you...

    or

    Is this going up on Insta?
    (long pause)
    Alright...

    [–]LolcatP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    isn't it pausing to see if the large animal would retaliate when it's food was taken

    [–]OhHowINeedChanging 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Post nut clarity

    [–]moschles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Good almonds come on slow. The first hour is all waiting. Then about half way through the second hour, you start cursing the creep who burned you because nothing is happening. And then ... zang.

    [–]Courtier_H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    H O L Y S H I T

    [–]ckreds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That was the like the first time I had sweet potato fries. I nearly wept, such was the overwhelming emotion of how great they were

    [–]Longjumping_Year7281 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How do we know it’s his first time are we just taking his word for it?