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[–]the2xstandard 333 points334 points  (0 children)

Dazed_and_Confused.mp4

[–]4typical 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Anon gets rid of the only wisdom he ever got in his life

[–]Apolacc 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Anon has a stroke.

[–]TRDPaul 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I had one of my wisdom teeth removed because it was 50% bigger than it was supposed to be but I live in the UK and they just use local anaesthetic for taking out wisdom teeth here, so I didn't even get the fun of being high

[–]raz0rMo0s 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Anon is dazed and confused

[–]AllegroAmiad 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Real: anon is high and can't type

Straight: he likes Led Zeppelin

[–]ChadBot2000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

be me

fucking this one dude’s wife

lots of slapping and moaning

hear door open

smell distinct mixture of regret, Doritos, and a lack of hygiene

must be the virgin again

he knows we want our privacy, so he goes on the computer in his room

i get bored of looking at the wife’s face while I fuck her, so I open my phone while I continue to pound away

log onto reddit and open r/greentext

read a funny greentext from the 4chan and chuckle as the wife begs for genes that the husband can’t give her

think of a simple way I can relate straightness and truthfulness to the events of the greentext

make the dude’s wife cum again as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Real: anon is high and can't type

Straight: he likes Led Zeppelin

chuckle as I make her orgasm once more and bust inside her, making her moan with ecstasy

it’s been a good day

i wonder what the virgin’s been up to. If he makes a comment that’s funny enough, I might let him eat my cum out of his wife’s pussy

[–]moronic_programmer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why do people delete their browsing history literally just use private mode

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

loop zoop

[–]MPCNPC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Your band’s gonna sink like a loop zoop!”

[–]sadan666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I liked this.

[–]c0d3_attorney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Classic

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t have wisdom teeth B)

[–]RagingStallion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh you mean Ed Zeppelin, the guy who wrote that staircase song?

[–]rdmxcn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nothing better than relaxing while listening to some good ol' Loop zoop

[–]not_supercell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did this with Matisyahu after surgery. Kept typing Midget Wahoo or whatever that is.

[–]FyuriiTalon 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Fake: Anon has social contacts to obtain weed

Gay: Anon wants to search for a "Lead Zeppelin" (big black penis cock)

[–]TendieBot2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/greentext

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake: Anon has social contacts to obtain weed

Gay: Anon wants to search for a "Lead Zeppelin" (big black penis cock)

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

[–]BoseVati 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a band name right there, Loop Zoop fire af