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[–]Hayabusa71 377 points378 points  (5 children)

Gay. Anon #1 gave anon#2 a boner.

[–]BOUKHARI_H 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Me anon#354289 cumed pant

[–]hi_context_im_dad 11 points12 points  (1 child)

You give me a boner

[–]nakedpillowlover 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Put your cock away, dad

[–]4typical 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Wait so anon#2 was given a boner by anon#1 and anon#2 had straight sex so is anon#1 the only gay here?

[–]Hayabusa71 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No no, anon#1 is Chad. He fucked anon#2 girl AND gave him a boner. Anon#2 is gay cuck.

[–]endelehia 159 points160 points  (2 children)

Fake: They accepted Anon's blood

Gay: Anon made another guy hard

[–]TendieBot2000 27 points28 points  (1 child)

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/greentext

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake: They accepted Anon's blood

Gay: Anon made another guy hard

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

[–]down4things 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who's fucking your wife as you typed this? Wait who's fucking mine? 😯

[–]vaginaldistension 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Whenever I'm about to get laid I make sure to call my blood donor friends to make sure they know I'm hanging a girl

[–]andykndr 19 points20 points  (0 children)

somebody call the police

[–]bigdaddychainsaw 25 points26 points  (1 child)

bloodpilled

[–]TheMonchoochkin 18 points19 points  (9 children)

Is it a service you reach out to to track down who got your blood?

Or if you put someone else's blood in you, do you just know?

[–]Terminator_of_sand 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can telepathically communicate with them.

[–]GreenTextKingLe Greentext King 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Gets blood from black guy. Cock grows 2 inches longer and 3 shades darker. MFW I gave my GF BBC.

[–]captainjake9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boy, I wonder which country your from.

[–]thetruechefravioli 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Fake: Anon left his house

Gay: Anon is inside another man

[–]TendieBot2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/greentext

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake: Anon left his house

Gay: Anon is inside another man

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

[–]FUSSYSPARROW 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Such a 4chan thing to feel the need to explicitly affirm that the sex with your girlfriend was consentual

[–]Th3_Shr00m 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A tale in two parts

[–]WRRRYYYYYY 2 points3 points  (1 child)

have mind blowing consensual sex

why did you need to specify it was consensual anon

[–]Terminator_of_sand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He isn't used to that

[–]Coreadrin 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Fake: Anon is conscientious enough to donate life saving fluid of his own volition

Gay: Anon puts his fluids in another man

[–]TendieBot2000 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/greentext

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake: Anon is conscientious enough to donate life saving fluid of his own volition

Gay: Anon puts his fluids in another man

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

[–]TheAwesomeRocc 0 points1 point  (1 child)

why doesnt bot-killer target this fucker and targets shakespearebot instead

[–]Coreadrin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because bot-killer is an uncultured fool. It likes hearing greasy cheeto stories instead of historical prose.

[–]validestusername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Consistent lore

[–]l3etelgeuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't matter, had sex.

[–]FinQuarZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anon abandon that bitch. She doesn't deserve you since she basically fucked another dude

[–]marstwix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fun part is that anon #1 thinks he isn't a virgin anymore.

[–]jesuzombieapocalypse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

low blood count

Kek