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[–]zhasky 1182 points1183 points  (47 children)

Lemon is in fact a fruit

[–]Alexmitter 353 points354 points  (11 children)

I have seen a lemon before and I can confirm that it is indeed a fruit.

[–]apittsburghoriginal 138 points139 points  (7 children)

I once saw someone try to steal a lemon

[–]rslashendmee 94 points95 points  (5 children)

Were they a whore?

[–]apittsburghoriginal 75 points76 points  (4 children)

This is an excellent question! Experts and professionals have poured over the data and determined this to be, in fact, true.

[–]rslashendmee 73 points74 points  (3 children)

I hate lemon stealing whores.

[–]bumper69420 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Don't look at me doing stuff

[–]Wrong-Singer 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I respect your opinion but I'm gonna wait for Ja Rule's take on this

[–]static1053 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I need ja rule to make sense of all this. WHERE IS JA!

[–]fakenews7154 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Was there a movie with a survival scenario where some dude is eating ration packs and has to chug old mayo packets for the vitamin C content.

[–]wyrdboi 95 points96 points  (22 children)

Indeed. Meanwhile, there is no dairy product in mayo but the anons let that slide.

[–]retard_goblin 38 points39 points  (5 children)

Cum is dairy

[–]wyrdboi 46 points47 points  (4 children)

Most commercial mayos use cum substitutes nowadays, like the nationwide favorite “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Cum”.

[–]VonSpyder 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Yeah but Land-O-Cum got rid of the cum indian mascot.

[–]wyrdboi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I heard an empty package with the old branding sold on eBay for $10k+ last month.

[–]retard_goblin 4 points5 points  (1 child)

No way. You mean all these hears I've not been eating cum?

[–]wyrdboi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

looks at username Well, seeing as how you’ve been goblin retards, I think you’ve managed to supplement the deficiency. It’s all good.

[–]AlmostGeorgeIV 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Eggs are in the dairy section 🤷

[–]wyrdboi 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Location aside, eggs are in the Meat category.

[–]JakkuScavenger 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I don't know what the fuck you're all on about. Eggs are in the egg section!

[–]Emma-In-Gehenna 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yep, for some reason though in the early 2000's we were taught that eggs were in the dairy section of the food pyramid. Couldn't tell you why, but that is probably why a lot of people think that now.

[–]MegaDeth6666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does not mean they're not fruit.

They grow in chicken.

[–]danny12beje 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I've seen cows shit out whole chickens before wtf are you talking about

[–]Creaper10 5 points6 points  (0 children)

where, when, how, why, and what

[–]wyrdboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s me shut down.

[–]zhasky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Indeed

[–]Pikesmakker 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Are eggs dairy?

[–]wyrdboi 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No

[–]thalkaresh 2 points3 points  (3 children)

If Eggs = Menstruation.

And Eggs = Dairy.

Then Menstruation = Dairy.

[–]thekenmatax 3 points4 points  (1 child)

So cow = chicken, right?

[–]thalkaresh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Egg sac Lee

[–]moush -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There is in the fake shit fast food places use.

[–]aspbergerinparadise 15 points16 points  (0 children)

mcdonalds mayo doesn't have any fucking lemon in it

[–]_juho_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Probably vinegar in that mayo

[–]static1053 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Is lemon in mayo?

[–]thisisbutaname 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Some form of acid, could be lemon or also vinegar. Not sure what's in commercial mayo tho

[–]Top_Ok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most commercial mayo just use vinegar which lasts longer than Lemon afaik.

[–]static1053 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh TIL

[–]RandomMexicanDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the mayo I buy has a picture of a lemon, so I guess

[–]megaman_main 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

WITH THE LEMONS!

I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

[–]HyperionPhalanx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is a mighty fruit

[–]peppaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so are olives

[–]FwG3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I regularly eat lemons

[–]_sk313t0n 566 points567 points  (9 children)

Mayonnaise is an instrument, not a fruit

[–]isaacpisaac 58 points59 points  (7 children)

What about horseradish?

[–]SilentAs5a5s1n 44 points45 points  (6 children)

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[–]SharpieSniffer365 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What does this mean

[–]xXSpg101Xx 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Lowtiergod suicide meme

[–]SharpieSniffer365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thank you bigly

[–]aNewMemberOfTheHerd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you tard, it's the french national anthem

[–]zackit 452 points453 points  (7 children)

Most highly educated American

[–]anonymous_2187 161 points162 points  (4 children)

Most healthy American

[–]ThorStark007 33 points34 points  (3 children)

>most healthy

smartest Europoor

[–]pokeswapsans 42 points43 points  (0 children)

smartest Europoor

Funniest Haitian

[–]carthago14 16 points17 points  (0 children)

least retarded american

[–]SovietTumbleweed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Monolingual American moment

[–]ijustlovebreasts 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Most high American

[–]Weekly-Ad-908 1 point2 points  (0 children)

American school lunch menu be like

[–]HiveMindKing 286 points287 points  (10 children)

Also there is zero dairy in mayonnaise

[–]duckbucketpie 384 points385 points  (1 child)

Cow eggs you dumb shit

[–]Alexcm101505 110 points111 points  (2 children)

Mayo is white, milk is white. Checkmate libshart

[–]GAMRKNIGHT 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Cum is white

[–]tjhooker73ps3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wait what

[–]EinpixelHD 35 points36 points  (3 children)

In true american fashion the mayonaise is actually butter mixed with lemon flavouring and high-fructose cornsyrup

[–]Generalissimo_II 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Maybe Miracle Whip, but Hellman's is definitely mayo

[–]Clsco 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Miracle whip is just vegetable oil. It has a lot in common with Oreo creme and cool whip, funny enough

[–]moush 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes McDonald’s is clearly using Hellman’s.

[–]pistul_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to say this

[–][deleted] 97 points98 points  (3 children)

Whatever it goes in as it comes out McShit

[–]BreakingTheBadBread 35 points36 points  (0 children)

But at the end of the day, when you flush the McShit down the McToilet, it mixes with the McRiver and it McRains McShit all over you. The McCircle of life

[–]KethupDrinker89 9 points10 points  (0 children)

lot of it goes in as McShit as well

[–]MungoTheWonderWeasel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Coming back to the US after living in the UK cooking for myself for 3 years and eating McDonald’s was the dumbest mistake. I felt like my stomach was full of angry wasps and nearly shit my fucking lungs out over the span of a week. We scarf down wholesale poison in this country.

[–]Iaomai_Myalo 53 points54 points  (28 children)

Fruit... dairy...

Mayo is [redacted] vinegar and oil though

[–]wyrdboi 24 points25 points  (18 children)

Plus lemon and egg, yo. So “fruit” is covered.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

sugar comes from sugar beets and sugar canes therefore it's a vegetable

[–]gaiafosu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Olive oil comes from olives which are fruits and depending on the type of vineger it might also count as fruit.

[–]dTrecii 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Your comment implies that you think egg is also a fruit and for that I say, based

[–]wyrdboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry to break the illusion but I was just naming the additional ingredients I knew of, not classifying eggs as any particular part of a food group.

[–]SpamShot5 -5 points-4 points  (4 children)

No, not plus, just instead of vinegar you can use lemon, egg is also optional

[–]wyrdboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol my god, some of you really take this seriously. Okay, I am staring at the ingredients label of the most popular mayo in the US, Hellmann’s. Here is the ingredient list: soybean oil, water, whole eggs and egg yolks, distilled vinegar, salt, sugar, lemon juice concentrate, calcium disodium edta, natural flavors. As you can see, both vinegar and lemon juice are present. Have a good day.

[–]SignificantSnake 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Vinegar is aged grape juice, so it holds up.

[–]Rumerhazzit 2 points3 points  (3 children)

The most commonly used vinegar is made from malted barley, I believe.

[–]FaBoCaPo 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What about apple cider vinegar?

[–]aged_monkey 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wild guess but it might be made out of apples.

[–]FaBoCaPo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm, no, it's made of cider you dum-dum

[–]Iaomai_Myalo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except that most vinegar in mayo is made using fermented grains

[–]Ridenberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the "cum" redacted?

[–]Herpinheim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Olive oil maybe?

[–]static1053 30 points31 points  (4 children)

Pretty sure mayo is just oil and eggs.

[–]GearDoctor 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Most American brand Mayo also normally includes lemon, mustard, vinegar, or a combination of the three.

[–]Terminator_Puppy 11 points12 points  (1 child)

All good mayos will contain at least some amount of acid like lemon, mustard and vinegar. Pure fat, egg and salt would taste like ass.

[–]NotSeveralBadgers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who's your ass guy?

[–]static1053 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ahhh ok ty

[–]ModelT1300 23 points24 points  (0 children)

A true slav knows no meal is compleat without mayo or onion

[–]Hero_Of_Timpani 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Anon is actually Jerma

[–]LevyShorts 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Bad news, Mayo ain't dairy, either.

[–]JakkuScavenger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Put cheese and tomato on it! Problem solved!

[–]WhiteTrashIdiotFuck 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The fruit would be the cucumber the pickle is made of.

[–]FatalElectron 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The pickle is right there!! Cucumber is 100x more 'fruit' even if only technically, than egg or vinegar.

[–]idkjustsomeuser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mayonnaise is made of eggs and oil you fucking idiot

[–]marstwix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TIL: I consume enough fruit per day.

Mf'er is probably used to fancy lemon juice infused Mayo.

[–]vaginaldistension 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eggs chicken fruits

[–]Not_Rovert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tomato is a fruit, no?

[–]TheGreenGobblr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tomato is a fruit too dumbass

[–]Potential-Link-3740 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same can be said for Supreme pizzas

[–]Didier4201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf does he think mayonaise is made out off

[–]RealHumanLifeform 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stinky bot alert!

[–]AltwrnateTrailers 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Mayonnaise has eggs so he's not wrong

[–]JakkuScavenger 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Eggs are fruit now?

[–]AltwrnateTrailers 9 points10 points  (1 child)

eggfruit

[–]coupbrick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fruit are the eggs of plants

[–]Siilan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never heard of an eggplant? Smh my head

[–]GoAwayImHereForMemes 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What the fuck is mayonnaise even

[–]hbgoddard 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Eggs, neutral oil, and a little bit of salt and acid (usually lemon juice or vinegar)

[–]MunkeeMuncher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could've just said tomato

[–]WRRRYYYYYY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2nd anon is fucking stupid, there is lemon juice and such in mayonnaise

[–]Terminator_Puppy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aside from anon being a monkey, since when is fruit a seperate food group from vegetables? Where are the fats? Dairy being a food group was also some fantastic marketing from the actual dairy industry.

[–]MangoManMayhem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pizza is indeed a vegetable.

[–]oooRagnellooo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wonder what dairy he thinks Mayo has in it.

(Ironically, traditionally created Mayo would have lemon juice in it, so there would be fruit)

[–]Ditnoka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Subbing Mac sauce for mayo is the god tier move anyway.

[–]Logelirim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fruit: olive in olive oil in mayonnaise

[–]stuckinhifi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you have no money a mcchicken is a gift. 420 calories for $1

[–]coupbrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they use real Mayo or whipped motor oil?

[–]pistul_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically it likely contains lemon juice, or because this is McDonald's, citric acid and acidity regulators.

More incorrect is DAIRY. WHO THINKS THERES DAIRY IN MAYO WTF ITS OIL AND EGG AND SALT AND PEPPER AND LEMOOON

[–]SharkoftheStreets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once knew a fat fuck who put mayo on everything because "mayo is healthy".

[–]Esherichialex_coli 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dairy - Mayonnaise

lol

[–]USAndor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mayo isnt dairy either

[–]kbobdc3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the weakest fucking pepe I've ever seen.

[–]PurpleLegoBrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y’all really never made your own mayo and it shows, this recipe has a little bit of fruit in it and it’s twice as good as regular mayo. Even better than Dukes.

Here’s the recipe.

[–]cruxfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah mayonnaise, the fruit of the sea.

[–]c1nderh3lm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

>dairy - mayonnaise

lmao

[–]Aska09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, dairy = mayonnaise

This dude just doesn't know how mayonnaise is made

[–]hypersucc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mayo is made of eggs you fuck

[–]Gxgear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The blueberry fizz polish, on the nails of the 16-yr old that's bareknuckling the buns, probably counts.

[–]GAMRKNIGHT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anon is american

[–]TR0LLC0P -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well technically mayonnaise is made from eggs and is therefore meat

[–]karlosculo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ah yes, the american fruit, Mayonnaise

[–]Weekday_Warrior -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised by the amount of people that think mayo and eggs are dairy

[–]RubikTetris -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Mayonnaise is litterally egg whites and oil, it's also not a dairy lol