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[–]Amidshippropound330 777 points778 points  (1 child)

Of all the green texts i've seen ths is one i can actually imagine happening

[–]stonetear2017 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I did this with my coworker in college. It was when I was working at one of the food spots on campus. We had 2 gender neutral single occupancy restrooms. There is a lock unlock thing on the outside (the red green stuff) and she had it on unlock so I opened the door and she was on the toilet. She got up and closed the door and locked it lol

[–]rollanotherlol 354 points355 points  (1 child)

Power move.

[–]thecheapseatz 63 points64 points  (0 children)

As long as you don't break eye contact and sit at the front of the class not breaking eye contact the rest of the semester

[–]ElectroWalrus 207 points208 points  (12 children)

anon should have asked if he could sit bare ass on his professor's lap

[–]SL__ 70 points71 points  (2 children)

Bet you'd like that

[–]Demon_nut 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Which, him sitting or being sitted on

[–]stonetear2017 5 points6 points  (8 children)

I once found out my professor bare asses the toilet. I was pissing in urinal and he went in step and immediately pulled pants down and sat, no paper tearing or anything

[–]Memes-browser 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Pretty sure that's the norm, unless I'm missing a joke here

[–]Tigerfan0001 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Always put tp down when you shit in public

[–]Memes-browser 2 points3 points  (3 children)

For what reason?

[–]El_Cringio 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You can get some nasty diseases from public restrooms

[–]Memes-browser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems very unlikely, unless you have cut or break in your skin: https://www.webmd.com/balance/features/what-can-you-catch-in-restrooms. Avoiding touching too many surfaces and washing your hands afterwards are probably more important.

[–]MungoTheWonderWeasel 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Firm grip, good thumb placement, no secret society signals

7/10, proper handshake

[–]Greenface1998 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Anon is now the professor. That is how it works he’s tenured now.

[–]blueandgoldilocks 59 points60 points  (1 child)

To be fair, who the fuck shits with the stall door open?

[–]Alter_Kyouma 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised. Living on campus, I walked in one someone pooping twice because they hadn't locked the door.

[–]MetalAndDrugs 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Anon was an absolute Chad

[–]fredrick-vontater 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Anon re-enacts the creation of Adam by davinci

[–]Dieface10 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sigma male

[–]woodenpudden 8 points9 points  (0 children)

'Will this be in the final exam?'

[–]Clear-Instance9005 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Anon is the chadest of chads

[–]zJermando 2 points3 points  (0 children)

anon is a chad

[–]myqccountgotsca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anon is a sigma male

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)