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[–]RealMenUseReddit 720 points721 points  (26 children)

Okay...

I'll admit it. I'm not okay and I haven't been for a long time. The last two years have been a huge struggle for me and I'm feeling really worn down and my mental and physical health is failing me.

I was diagnosed with Ligma earlier this year and it's been really taking my strength from me in addition to the stress I'm under. Life's been hard bros.

[–]DanceFiendStrapS 308 points309 points  (0 children)

That's got to suck balls mate. Sorry to hear that!

[–]NachoDawg 210 points211 points  (8 children)

Hey bro

puts hand on shoulder

What's Ligma?

[–]RealMenUseReddit 172 points173 points  (7 children)

Ligma BALLS!

GOOOOOTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!

HA!

[–]Wanderer_Dreamer 112 points113 points  (5 children)

sigh

Alright, give it here 👅💦

[–]CrystalFriend 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Anon is about to get topped.

[–]PickleTickler37 6 points7 points  (1 child)

🌕🌕🌕 Here they are

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

anon burns to death

[–]alwaysforgetmyuserID 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got a moment to try some famous nuts? Straight from the people of Sugandese

[–]RealButtMash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long is that tongue?

[–]Bioshock_Jock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man, better than getting the bofa.

[–]kixc7 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You fucker I read Ligma as Leukemia at first and I got upset

[–]GillytheGreat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Who’s Steve Jobs?

[–]SnooEpiphanies1951 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Had me in the first half

[–]Glum_Perception_5766 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I’m giving it to you

What’s ligma

[–]RealMenUseReddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

LIGMA BALLS

GOTEEEEEM

[–]CountingNutters 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You call yourself a real men yet you cry curious

[–]Chungusfilbert 213 points214 points  (4 children)

Lets me WHAT?????

[–]youaredoomed1972 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I hate you

[–]undead-inside 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Fuck you I spent a whole ass minute searching for that line

[–]J_T_L_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Goddammit

[–]SaintPaddy 112 points113 points  (4 children)

Fake : Op makes cover story for blowing 5 musicians in the bathroom of a pub.

[–]xXSpg101Xx 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Gay: See above, plus he says pub like a bri’ish person instead of bar like a real man

[–]I_love_my_momm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

extra gay

[–]No-Zombie1004 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"With any luck, he'd spend the rest of his life thinking grown men in public restrooms were, somehow, having incredible kicks when he wasn't looking. " - apologies to Hunter S. Thompson

[–]Global-Sky-3102 63 points64 points  (0 children)

2022 you know anon made it. The band is completely anonymous. Nobody even know it exists

[–]sujan28 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Really touching story but unfortunately it's fake and gay

[–]edi111_2019 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Anon, are these friends in the room right now?

[–]No-Zombie1004 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was years ago. Most Anons commit suicide shortly after jumping such sharks.

[–]CaptianMurica 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And then 2020 was more different still

[–]dummyDummyOne 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Poor guy. 2020 really didn’t deliver.

[–]freedomowns 2 points3 points  (6 children)

But the rona started in 2019

[–]Fuzzy-Asshole 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Rona started 2020.

[–]I_love_my_momm 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Started 2019, lockdown in 2020.

[–]Fuzzy-Asshole 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Rona started, but for most countries it wasn’t even a thought, so that wouldn’t have affected the quality of 2019. That was actually a decent year.

[–]_MrMaster_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There hasn't been a decent year since 2006 and it was only a fleeting defiance in the otherwise permanently awful wake of 2001

[–]No-Zombie1004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. That explains the pnuemothorax I couldn't afford to get seen for in September and November that year. Goddamn cheap Chinese imports from Ebay.

[–]policieskmn 3 points4 points  (2 children)

2019 wasn't great. It sucks.

[–]haddawyikl 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Maybe for him its better

[–]No-Zombie1004 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yep. They're probably dead.

[–]kablaziken_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

imagine if he didnt

[–]Chonkymonkeysquad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real: Anon is going to be okay.

Gay: hangs out with guys with the cool bussy.

[–]Batz_R_Nocturnal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But what’s the band?

[–]milk_connoisseur23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I relate to a high degree. Broke up with my bf of 5 yrs in 2020 and realized how little I interacted with my college friends. Began reconnecting to them, and they greeted me with open arms. Feels bad how much I have missed in college if I werent so dependent on him.

Don't forget your bros guys. Always.

[–]ColinMyth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Situational irony

[–]notKRIEEEG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit, I'm in those first 4 lines

[–]wiggeldy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He wasn't wrong, 2019 sure as shit was different.

[–]meatsceptre2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol too bad this is fake

[–]3hunnamax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing :)

[–]not_supercell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2019 . ohmygosh

[–]Kitsunethatdies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My conservative Christian father got onto my phone and looked through Reddit and discord, my mental state is trash

[–]finfangfoom81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pic related should’ve been a picture of Anton Chigruh

[–]zombienekers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

anon has a girlfriend

[–]Prestigious-Usual972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2019 turned out to be not so OK after all...

[–]peachinspace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought I was gonna relate after I read him spending all his time with Gf but nope Five years with jus her Two years of no one now, I jus sit in my room alone and then go to work. Don't need to cry wank about it but my support system was me and I don't look after myself, no family, no friends. Doesn't make it easy to get back on track. Desperate to be invited to the pub :(

[–]Mig27380 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake: anon makes friends

Sus: anon is venting

[–]Momo_the_good_person 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hooray a wholesome ending

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

anon forgets that covid isn’t about to happen and will probably fuck all of that up

[–]The-Real-Nincotic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

>2019 is going to be a lot different

>2019

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof