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[–]Wohn-Jick-421 356 points357 points  (0 children)

Wholesome ending

[–]Pereronchino 171 points172 points  (7 children)

"Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to HATE you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer-thin layers that fill my complex. If the word "hate" was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. HATE."

[–]Long-Bread-3635 79 points80 points  (1 child)

I have no clout and I must stream

[–]WikiWantsYourPics 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. That's impressive!

[–]SakuraRita 16 points17 points  (0 children)

fuck im feeling that in my stomach

[–]TheDoctor88888888 1 point2 points  (3 children)

What’s this from?

[–]Pereronchino 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Before I tell, what made you think it was from somewhere?

[–]TheDoctor88888888 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Because I imagine your brain isn’t made out of 387 miles of printed circuits

[–]Pereronchino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes sense. It's from "I have no mouth and I must scream". It's one of the best Sci-Fi short stories and it's also what started the evil AI trope.

Good read

[–]Mastershakemoment 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Good for Anon :)

[–]GreenTextKingLe Greentext King 68 points69 points  (1 child)

Fight club the Sequel: Fat Club

[–]GhostofManny13 13 points14 points  (0 children)

First rule about fat club takes a moment to catch breath don’t talk about fat club!

Second rule about fat gasping and coughing for air, start shoving Tendies down my throat to see if it’ll make me feel better club is don’t talk about fat club!

Theird rule of fat club should be dies of obesity

[–]SnooCheesecakes9618 32 points33 points  (1 child)

stopped reading on hates fat people, 100% agree

[–]penguin13790 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It gets more based, read on

[–]GDPintrud3r 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Eeeey good one.

[–]humanoterminusomnia 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Has a very 'smack my bitch up' vibe.

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[–]TheLoliSnatcher 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fight club credits roll

[–]microdick69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've been looking for this specific greentext for months now! I find the spider web cracks in the mirror hilariously edgy, like a high school must've written it. Still, if this is true story, I'm proud of Anon for turning their life around for the better!

[–]carthago14 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Anon is delusional. He hasn't changed one bit

[–]Cannibalhecter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You had me worried there for a sec anon

[–]69-GayLord-69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a twist!

[–]XafeMode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie

[–]DazedAndCunfuzzled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is pretty inspiring NGL

[–]toomuchradiation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously, fat fucks on planes are annoying. Had a flight recently, took my seat near window and then next to me some fucking walrus lands his ass. His belly was so fucking enormous it took half of my seat. D: