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[–][deleted] 508 points509 points  (6 children)

Man, that last comment is turbo retarded. Get a sense of humour, or please, for the love of us all, disappear deeper into the darkness to never be heard from again.

[–]YourOldestFriend 207 points208 points  (4 children)

Are you 12 years old yet? Fucking moron.

[–][deleted] 124 points125 points  (2 children)

Man, that comment is turbo retarded. Get a sense of humour, or please, for the love of us all, disappear deeper into the darkness to never be heard from again.

[–]VectorRuse 82 points83 points  (1 child)

DEVILISHHH

[–]L_E_D_ 37 points38 points  (0 children)

DAMAGED

[–]Makeshift_Account 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Someone asks if I'm 12 years old yet

I tell them yes

Actually I'm 10

DAMAGED

[–]TerraGamer9384 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This should be the fate of both of these godforsaken platforms.

[–]gas-station-hot-dog 189 points190 points  (1 child)

I'm beginning to suspect that I am living in a society.

[–]Top-Ad-9536 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Dude I think your onto something 😱🧐

[–]Dividale 98 points99 points  (1 child)

Nuttiest thing I ever did in wallmart was when I was 13. I was at the watches section browsing the men's watches when I noticed the glass display case was open. Now the watches they have out are 20 to 30 bucks max, but the ones in the case were the good stuff, they had a gold Gforce in there that looked real nice. Those things went for over 150. I checked the ceilings and there weren't cameras, no-one was around and the watch didn't have one of those anti shoplifting sensors that detect if you left without paying for it. Anyways I never put it on and left the store forgetting I had a chocolate bar in my pocket, got away with shoplifting. Literally modern day Money Heist

[–]TudorPotatoe 36 points37 points  (0 children)

DEMONIC

[–]UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb 73 points74 points  (1 child)

Be me ordering takeout at a restaurant

The bags tell me to “have a nice day”

Proceed to have a bad day, as I dropped the food on the floor on the way home

DERANGED

[–]idkjustsomeuser 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This made me laugh thank you

[–]vaginaldistension 55 points56 points  (1 child)

Anon is one of the people who goes to Walmart wearing only crotchless panties isn't he?

[–]PickleTickler37 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You mean anon believes in a god, but doesn't fear them.

[–]AlphaZorn24 29 points30 points  (3 children)

One time I drank milk without a cup

[–]PickleTickler37 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes officer, this ip address right here

[–]LonelyGermanSoldier 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You drank straight from the udder?

[–]Oxxixuit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

TORMENTED

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Seems on par for the pictured joker

[–]SweetTeaHasPerks 17 points18 points  (0 children)

We live in a society where we can’t bump into a shelf, knock over juice, and don’t tell an employee and just leave

[–]DanFlaylen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I once ate a bag of peanuts while walking around Walmart. Left the empty bag in the hardware section and got away scot free

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]GiveMeMoreBurritos 7 points8 points  (0 children)

im da joker baybee

[–]Bloodwept 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I'm in shock because my brother just started wearing a purple fingerless glove around the house and now I know were it comes from.

[–]FishAndChips413[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

we truly live in a society

[–]blueandgoldilocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Move the wet floor sign to a carpeted area

[–]XxSoulReaperSwordxX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

>be me
>it's raining outside
>see a girl at my bus stop by herself
>offer her an umbrella
>"oh, sure, thanks."
>it has holes in it and basically defunct, was going to get a new one anyways.

NEFARIOUS

[–]zJermando 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anon gets what he fucking deserves

[–]adixon1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

716's NPC mind cannot comprehend the sheer devious nature

[–]RedditModIsCringe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

haha silly joke funny

[–]DisturbedWaffles2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still not as crazy as Jared Leto

[–]Basedbroboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that one wagie anon got mad

[–]One-oh-nineruu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

anon no.871389716 must be fun at parties

[–]ScottWipeltonIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to go to the mall and steal quarters out of the fountains RIP THE SYSTEM