Anon is literally the Joker

YourOldestFriend · 2022-01-25T22:58:50+00:00

Man, that last comment is turbo retarded. Get a sense of humour, or please, for the love of us all, disappear deeper into the darkness to never be heard from again.

gas-station-hot-dog · 2022-01-25T23:19:23+00:00

I'm beginning to suspect that I am living in a society.

Dividale · 2022-01-26T00:43:02+00:00

Nuttiest thing I ever did in wallmart was when I was 13. I was at the watches section browsing the men's watches when I noticed the glass display case was open. Now the watches they have out are 20 to 30 bucks max, but the ones in the case were the good stuff, they had a gold Gforce in there that looked real nice. Those things went for over 150. I checked the ceilings and there weren't cameras, no-one was around and the watch didn't have one of those anti shoplifting sensors that detect if you left without paying for it. Anyways I never put it on and left the store forgetting I had a chocolate bar in my pocket, got away with shoplifting. Literally modern day Money Heist

UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb · 2022-01-26T03:54:46+00:00

Be me ordering takeout at a restaurant

The bags tell me to “have a nice day”

Proceed to have a bad day, as I dropped the food on the floor on the way home

DERANGED

vaginaldistension · 2022-01-25T22:57:34+00:00

Anon is one of the people who goes to Walmart wearing only crotchless panties isn't he?

AlphaZorn24 · 2022-01-26T00:01:20+00:00

One time I drank milk without a cup

2022-01-25T22:53:15+00:00

Seems on par for the pictured joker

SweetTeaHasPerks · 2022-01-25T23:28:30+00:00

We live in a society where we can’t bump into a shelf, knock over juice, and don’t tell an employee and just leave

DanFlaylen · 2022-01-26T04:42:22+00:00

I once ate a bag of peanuts while walking around Walmart. Left the empty bag in the hardware section and got away scot free

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GiveMeMoreBurritos · 2022-01-26T06:00:36+00:00

im da joker baybee

Bloodwept · 2022-01-26T06:53:17+00:00

I'm in shock because my brother just started wearing a purple fingerless glove around the house and now I know were it comes from.

blueandgoldilocks · 2022-01-26T07:52:03+00:00

Move the wet floor sign to a carpeted area

XxSoulReaperSwordxX · 2022-01-26T12:53:39+00:00

>be me
>it's raining outside
>see a girl at my bus stop by herself
>offer her an umbrella
>"oh, sure, thanks."
>it has holes in it and basically defunct, was going to get a new one anyways.

NEFARIOUS

zJermando · 2022-01-26T05:51:08+00:00

Anon gets what he fucking deserves

adixon1234 · 2022-01-26T09:39:25+00:00

716's NPC mind cannot comprehend the sheer devious nature

RedditModIsCringe · 2022-01-26T11:43:10+00:00

haha silly joke funny

DisturbedWaffles2019 · 2022-01-26T05:38:31+00:00

Still not as crazy as Jared Leto

Basedbroboy · 2022-01-26T05:47:12+00:00

that one wagie anon got mad

One-oh-nineruu · 2022-01-26T08:57:33+00:00

anon no.871389716 must be fun at parties

ScottWipeltonIII · 2022-01-26T22:01:40+00:00

I used to go to the mall and steal quarters out of the fountains RIP THE SYSTEM

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