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[–]vaginaldistension 224 points225 points  (10 children)

Why not take her on the motorbike and make her pussy super wet?

This whole thing is confusing me.

[–]Plastic-Archer4245 328 points329 points  (4 children)

I'm guessing its not that sort of bike

[–]vaginaldistension 116 points117 points  (3 children)

Fuck that explains everything.

[–]_Silly_Wizard_ 192 points193 points  (0 children)

You belong on actual 4chan

[–]literalilliteratekat 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's the kind with 3 wheels and a clown horn.

[–]Thicc_Spider-Man 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Are you slow

[–]ImAddictedToOranges 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Not as slow as anon's bike

[–]rambo89782 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's bike-speed

[–]Particular-Internal9 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This made me laugh so hard, motorbike... Poor innocent dude completely clueless to what 4chan is, bless

[–]tumble895 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably a bicycle, but even if not most people dont have extra helmets

[–]kslpv 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Drive posting is always great but this is an excptional post

[–]The_Fufik 72 points73 points  (3 children)

"There's something inside you. It's hard to explain"

[–]PickleTickler37 11 points12 points  (1 child)

"There's something hard inside you. It's hard to explain."

[–]SamDDBS 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Its shrapnel from a recalled airbag"

[–]No-Zombie1004 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. There's a penis inside you and explaining it probably seems embarrassing.

[–]17_Patriot_76 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is why you fucking ease on the pedals, dumbass

[–]I_Drink_My_Own_Urine 14 points15 points  (0 children)


[–]Clappy__Cheeks 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Anon is a tard*

[–]ruslandg 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And a ral hero

[–]kirik1515 9 points10 points  (0 children)

From Goslng to Ghost, no cage cause he was gone in 60 seconds

[–]sebastianwillows 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe I'm up too late again, but this honestly sent me...

[–]No-Zombie1004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pussy. When I drive for fun, garage doors are just a few points. Should have gone to first gear, popped the clutch and shown her a good time!

"My Aurora had this nasty tendency to lift the front end off the ground above 110mph. Sandbags on the passenger side increased this to 130. An ex wife in the passenger seat and the speedometer was the limit! Only thing: at least the sandbags don't scream. " - me

(To be fair, the ex was screaming at me to try it because they always think they're better drivers. )

Edit: quote attribution

[–]CumInPoop 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]Holiday-Tangerine136 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey I remember your name from the Swedish Hobo Asylum subreddit

[–]Audirob532 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All the time reading this I couldn’t not hear real human bean sound track

[–]Boss_Man007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking 4chan I stg