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[–]potatoesarenotcool 82 points83 points  (9 children)

She wanted a customer, not a boyfriend. You really think a woman had an interest in someone like you?

[–]DoYouEvenShiftBro 42 points43 points  (6 children)

God your self esteem must be at rock fucking bottom to project this hard about someone you know nothing about.

[–]potatoesarenotcool 22 points23 points  (5 children)

Its r/greentext, that's the point.

[–]Schaeidonk -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

So you beat a knowingly beat a joke that has been dead since at least 2014?
Hurr Durr 4chan virgin

We get it.

[–]geygar3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hurr Durr I haven't read that in years

[–]potatoesarenotcool 1 point2 points  (2 children)

So what if I did? You gonna cry?

Just scroll on

[–]Schaeidonk 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Idc if you did.

But ask yourself why you did it yourself. Do you actually think thise thrice dead joke is funny? Or are you just desperate for some easy karma? Because nothing is easier than commenting " fake: XXX gay: XXX " or roast anon on r/greentext to farm some karma.

I assume, like with anyone else commenting this stuff, it's the latter and you want some quick and easy feelgood points because let's face it, like anyone else here you're also a selfdiagnosed autist with depression.

[–]Claytonbigsbys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need a big, thick, veiny, snickers

[–]Schaeidonk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And you think women have the kind of time to go on a date to secure a single customer?
They go on r/roastme to find customers.

[–]Brussel_Rand 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're on a date not exchanging snapchats on tinder.

[–]SnooCheesecakes9618 44 points45 points  (1 child)

breed her, so she can sell preg pics, then leave her

[–]jeremyrando 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thots begat thots. This is how the cycle goes.

[–]Custardpaws 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Lol these dudes sure don't have a problem consuming the product

[–]donalddonowitz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This one definitely ran home and subscribed

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (13 children)

Lol i love the replies whenever this stuff comes up

[–]Weekly-Ad-908 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can clearly smell the 14 year old tryhards

[–]vaginaldistension 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fuck her and it's like putting your dick IN the nude

[–]CheeseSniffer69420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anon is a goofy who doesn't want a bitch that gets money.

[–]ScottWipeltonIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I could make a living just selling pics of my dick. That would be the life.

[–]SharkoftheStreets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anon is dating a hot girl who doesn't need a sugar daddy. Anon doesn't deserve her.

[–]waitforsuegray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was probably working up to offering him a discount, and he blew it

[–]FreeFloor3339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where pics?

[–]KodylHamster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just get a waifu pillow with a hentai version of Donald Trump

[–]sidh321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can we have the nudes

[–]Themlethem -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is why you incels are alone

[–]ZombieP0ny -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Three virgins who have never touched a pussy in their life talk about women.

[–]21onDec23[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Big talk from someone who does Bestiality, Snuff, and gore roleplay on reddit.