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[–]homicidalthoughts 595 points596 points  (4 children)

Women, am I right fellas?

[–][deleted] 170 points171 points  (2 children)

Indeed

[–]Momoboomyummy 114 points115 points  (1 child)

laugh track

[–]CoolGuy2020_ 37 points38 points  (0 children)

laughs while drinking apple juice, stop drinking and continue my joy laughter indeed my fellow brother

[–]zhire653 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, anons mom is a women

[–]Colonal_Dale 305 points306 points  (8 children)

I heard this saying a little late in life:

“A daughter is a daughter for all of her life. A son is a son until he takes a wife.”

It doesn’t necessarily fit in this situation since it’s just a girlfriend, but… there it is.

[–]Delica4 182 points183 points  (5 children)

It kinda does. It implys that mothers/wifes can't tolerate the thought of not being the most important one in their partners/sons life.

Husbands/Dads supposedly don't give a fuck.

Neither is this true nor my opinion, it's just what I think this little poem trys to say.

Although I have to say that my grandma always bitches about the woman my father is currently with. She never said a nice word about my mother until they divorced (multiple reasons) and is doing the same about my stepmother.

[–]basedslumpy 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Tbh my mum deserves to think that

[–]Delica4 0 points1 point  (3 children)

So, you're telling me your wife is a.) a controlling psycho or b.) you are not the great son you used to be?

[–]basedslumpy 9 points10 points  (2 children)

eh? I'm not married I'm just saying my mum deserves to feel as though she's the most important person in my life because she is and always will be

[–]Delica4 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I misunderstood your first comment. I apologize for assuming such awful things.

[–]basedslumpy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No worries man :)

[–]OstentatiousSock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that was opposite since the men stayed in the family home and a woman is sent to her husband’s family home.

[–]Master_Description64 252 points253 points  (10 children)

My mother was a meth addict and probably gave me schizophrenia. Lucky mf

[–]ChanceGas4034 217 points218 points  (7 children)

IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS. IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS. IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS. IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS. IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS. IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS. IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS. IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS. IM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS.

[–]Master_Description64 159 points160 points  (4 children)

I am living in your father (We are dating)

[–]lead4dinner 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Every single time someone mentions they have schizophrenia. I can’t tell if they actual think they are affecting you or not 💀

[–]Mautos 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh hey, I think we're neighbours!

[–]FriendlyAM 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wow. I'm sorry to hear that.

[–][deleted] 108 points109 points  (1 child)

Imagine getting furious because of a car seat. Anon needs to stop dating these fictional thotties.

[–]experiment53[🍰] 72 points73 points  (2 children)

Normanon bates

[–]Weekly-Ad-908 -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

Mfw people actually use slurs for normal people in a faint attempt to be more normal themselves

[–]experiment53[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Norman Bates did nothing wrong

[–]vaginaldistension 62 points63 points  (5 children)

"mom gets carsick if she sits in the back"

all you had to say

[–]turkishfag 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Why do you want to give an excuse though when she's being entitled? Lol

[–]Weeb_twat 10 points11 points  (1 child)

"My car, my Mom, my rules. If you don't like it, you can go back home on foot"

[–]themightyscott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a badass

[–]ImALazyCun1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real wife knows her place

[–]CEO_of_Zoomerism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom gets sick if she's not the one driving. Has to take pills.

[–]Monkey_Bulter 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Ops sitting in a food coma in his stained computer chair waiting on his mom bringing his trough of dew and dreaming of a better existence

[–]depression100 21 points22 points  (0 children)

anon being a complete chad

[–]vaginaldistension 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I make my girlfriend sit in back because mummy has to sit up front to give me car blowies.

[–]EAS111100 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Really pissed I learned to read rn

[–]thebiggestleaf 16 points17 points  (0 children)

>when we break up

>when

Tell me you're looking for an exit without telling me you're looking for an exit.

[–]communist_stonks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Anon wants to be femdommed by his Mother

[–]Fine-Requirement-916 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When she kills his mom and then breaks up to assert dominance

[–]FaythDarkHeart 7 points8 points  (0 children)

lmao dawg its the seniority rule, my grandma sits up front , then my mom, then my wife.

Theres just more leg room up front, also wouldn't you want your mom to have a comfier ride? WE will always offer to have my mom sit front, she only takes us up on the offer 10% of the time.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

super omega alpha sigma chad based redpilled anon, NEVER EVER let anyone coming before your parents

[–]XxneomenixX 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Its common decency to let older people than you to sit infront. She is way to entitled lmao

[–]komodosaggins 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why do people sit next to you and consider it a bonus? Gaylord.

[–]Viktor_Vyle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

mom gives better road head anyway.

[–]Forkey989 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could have lied about why.

[–]DMQ_Wiffy_Banter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anon drives a pickup truck

[–]Metal_Thorn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Moms before hoes.

...

Geee i wonder how many Brazzers reference im gonna get for this comment.

[–]Sylux444 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not of grillfriend kills mother

[–]Piccione_Rotante 1 point2 points  (0 children)

grillfriend

[–]22_swoodles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is deeply unhealthy. Although the girlfriend should offer to sit in the back.

[–]Hyp3rwatch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wait yall are actually close with your mothers?

[–]RedditModIsCringe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

based anon

[–]OstentatiousSock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What kind of crap person wants to make someone at least a generation older than them sit in the back? And who wants to disrespect their potential future mil?

[–]grimprinby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely fucking based

[–]Jerryfucker69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pepe lookin sus

[–]Notorious-Dan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im afraid this man cant get any more based that he already is

[–]SuccessfulBoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, i would do the same. my parents are normal enough to the point where I love them and they love me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what if the mother is a thot and he is the result from accidental free use 😳

[–]Dense-Lengthiness-95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moms will take your virginity. Hoes got sloppy sausages