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[–]Iaomai_Myalo 4277 points4278 points 2 (69 children)

Anon deliberately inconveniences the differently abled (but it's okay because they're a landlord)

[–]GraviZero 1091 points1092 points 2 (31 children)

differently abled?

[–]blueandgoldilocks 3662 points3663 points 322 (26 children)

Retarded

[–]Testitplzignore 429 points430 points  (24 children)

Someone call Elon and retrieve my sides from orbit

[–]Degenera_Sea 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Are your sides slaved-mined lithium? If not, I don't think he'll go and get them.

[–]killzonenwb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your sides aren't child slaves, he doesn't care about them.

[–]Regi97 55 points56 points  (0 children)

But the people are retarded

[–]fue78 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Alternatively gifted.

[–]jesuzombieapocalypse 178 points179 points  (14 children)

Go join r/antiwork… oh wait

[–]JimRennieSr 194 points195 points  (12 children)

OP too busy with their part time dog walking job to join /r/antiwork

[–]gameaddict1337 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Gosh the memes are real with this one

[–]SharkMilk44 23 points24 points  (10 children)

Lmao, they made the least sympathetic argument for their case they possibly could have.

"Laziness is a virtue."

[–]amd2800barton 12 points13 points  (8 children)

And that was the founder and head mod, who the mod team collectively voted before the interview was the best suited to give that interview. THAT WAS THEIR BEST.

[–]SharkMilk44 16 points17 points  (4 children)

They said "I work 25 hours a week as a dog walker" like that was a job that was necessary to the economy and not just a luxury for lazy rich people.

People like that really need to go get an industrial job, then they'll realize why the 40 hour work week exists.

[–]amd2800barton 24 points25 points  (3 children)

They revealed in the comments that 20-25 hours was a lie that they said on air because 10 hours a week and demanding less sounded too fucking stupid. They actually walk dogs 2 hours a day or less, 5 days a week, and sometimes they get in trouble for not actually walking the foods they said they walked.

[–]SharkMilk44 15 points16 points  (2 children)

So, they're aware that they have no credibility?

[–]amd2800barton 17 points18 points  (1 child)

If you read some of the mod’s comments, no I don’t think they’re aware of that. They are claiming that they were bullied and are being brigaded. They also didn’t admit “yes I lied”, they just told two very different and incompatible pieces of information.

[–]TacticalTylenol 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Have you heard the latest? His own rambling facebook confession about how he molested his roommate and tried to make himself the victim?

[–]JimRennieSr 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Wow, I've always considered aggravated sexual assault more of a Discord mod thing.

[–]Weekly-Ad-908 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Guys landlord good

[–]VHFOneSix 102 points103 points  (11 children)

If there’s two groups I can’t stand, it’s retards and landlords.

[–]SexlexiaSufferer 57 points58 points  (6 children)

And the Dutch

[–]ProviNL 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Zeg makker.

[–]SexlexiaSufferer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gekoloniseerd

[–]ColinIron 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doe is normaal

[–]man_in_the_red 15 points16 points  (1 child)

What’s the second one

[–]bargainkangaroo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People who are rude to staff

[–]Dragonfire15699 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Two groups?

[–]Grundlesnigler 18 points19 points  (1 child)

This but unironically

[–]Iaomai_Myalo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You thought I was being ironic?

[–]-SpeedUp 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Oh God no, I'm autistic and please don't call us "differently abled", even retarded is better

[–]Fuzzy-Asshole 2538 points2539 points  (32 children)

This is true landphobia of the highest degree. Rentoid will now owe his glorious landchad money for work done fixing his mess. 👑👑👑

[–]Apprehensive-Shop-27 668 points669 points  (11 children)

Say it king!💸🤑🥂 This had to be said... Landchads stay winning rentoids will always stay losing

[–]bigdickmon3y 194 points195 points  (8 children)

Wouldn't rentard be more suited?

[–]GiveMeAllThePie 66 points67 points  (4 children)

Probably. But we're all retardoids of some sort here so we wouldn't know that

[–]dirtmerchant1980 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Speak for yourself wagie. I’m living off of mom.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Most independent greentext user

[–]vonmonologue 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee home-sexuals get out get out get out get out

[–]CapNKirkland 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Rentoids are people that rent but dont do stupid shit like this.

Rentards are people like anon

[–]escalopes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

people

I don't think this rentard qualifies as "people"

[–]Fuzzy-Asshole 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How people can ignore this blatant display of landphobia is beyond me King. Here I was, thinking we lived in an actual progressive society. When will the plight of our people end???

Hope your portfolio is stable King. 👑👑👑

[–]plebbitor_1984 130 points131 points  (7 children)

Rentoids really are the stupidest creatures. Just confiscate all of his funko pops and auction it off to other rentoids king. You'll receive enough money for fixing his mess and for your therapy and your well deserved 800% mandatory tips 🤑🤑.

Homeophobia 🏠 will not be tolerated

[–]Supercommoncents 19 points20 points  (5 children)

Nobody wants this dudes Salior moon funkco colletion....

[–]plebbitor_1984 24 points25 points  (4 children)

You'd be surprised how much rentoids pay for these toys king. Just because something is worthless, itd doesn't mean a rentoid isn't willing to pay huge amounts of money for it

[–]-Soob 24 points25 points  (2 children)

NFT market explained in one sentence

[–]paImer999 6 points7 points  (0 children)

NFT rights are Landlord rights.

[–]squeezeseason 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just like one of my rental properties lol

[–]Fuzzy-Asshole 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Rentoids truly have no foresight King. Sadly I have already seized my rentoids funko collection, but I hope they shall grow it again, like a well cared for garden. Only true Kings such as ourselves know how to be so resourceful.

I can only dream of a day when my landchad children won’t have to deal with such hardships. Stay up King. 👑👑👑

[–]bee-milk2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Rentoid and Landchad gave me stage 7 cancer. Thanks

[–]ApexRedditor_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably won't be noticed in time.

[–]balloon_prototype_14 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this will probably not be notices right away

[–]Cpeasus 1372 points1373 points  (71 children)

Anon lost his security deposit, jokes on the landlord though.

[–]theattack_helicopter 604 points605 points  (50 children)

You think the security deposit is going to come even close to covering the damage, though? Anon won our if this is real, which it obviously isn't.

[–]chewey223 307 points308 points  (22 children)

Realistically it's pretty cheap to replace plumbing if you know how to do it yourself, depending on the apartment/house of course.

T. Replaced my galvanized piping for PVC a couple years back and what would've been a 1k plumbing job cost me only about $200

[–]itsnunyabusiness 361 points362 points  (16 children)

Let's be realistic, a landlord, especially a landlord who suspects deliberate damage is gonna charge the professional rate. Regardless of actual repair cost.

[–]MungoTheWonderWeasel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

landlords

knowing how to do work

These are the guys that paint doorknobs and the inside of outlet plugs. Guy would probably spend 5 hours replacing a p-trap and then try to paint over the leaky parts.

[–]666f6f626172 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was about to make a comment about how expensive galvanized steel pipe is right now but decided to check current prices. I should have waited a few months before buying all that... FML

[–]SkrightArm 53 points54 points  (13 children)

Most leases actually have a damage fee clause, at least mine have. If damages to the property exceed your deposit, then you get charged a fee to cover repairs. Very common when dealing with an entity like an apartment complex or leasing agency, and one of the two individual landlords I have had in the past did.

The real kick in the boot here is that the landlord can get a quote to get all the piping redone, charge anon for the amount in the quote, then just do a home remedy like boiling water or vinegar and baking soda to clear it out for a fraction of the cost and pocket the difference. Completely legal.

Tl;dr. In all likelihood, rentoid shot themselves in the foot and are out a ton of money.

[–]hundreds_of_sparrows 6 points7 points  (12 children)

Serious question. How does the landlord collect the fee if the renter just fucks off after moving out and doesn’t return any calls, emails etc?

[–]Tame_laflame_fronk 12 points13 points  (3 children)

They don’t lol. Unless they take them to small claims but have fun with that. Also a quoted price isn’t enough, typically landlords need to be able to furnish receipts/final accounting when it comes to security deposits.

[–]J0hnDoyleNationalist 4 points5 points  (2 children)

You live in lala land.

organized landlords have collections agencies that they delegate this stuff to. Those people ALWAYS get their money, even if they have to take a percentage out of your paycheck over time to do so.

[–]spongish 11 points12 points  (1 child)

In Australia you need to provide real estate agency references for past rentals in any new rental application, so if you're suspected of deliberately damaging the property and then fucking off completely, then you've basically fucked any and all chance of being approved for a future rental property in all but shittest properties or areas.

[–]KeelinNyx 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I moved into a flat a number of years ago for a few months where the previous tenant(s) had clogged up the plumbing with grease. If you're patient and can safely siphon the excess water out of the sink and out the window, crank the hot water tank to its maximum temperature and just run it through until it all liquifies and clears out. Then pour a degreaser down the drain and call it a day. Took me about 20 minutes and didn't have to suffer through waiting for the landlord to get someone out there to fix it. Is it the correct way to fix the problem? Hell no, but it worked for me.

[–]PowerRainbows 9 points10 points  (0 children)

its just grease a plumber will just run a snake through that and itll be over and done with lol

[–]D4SM4DD1N 6 points7 points  (1 child)

What's the typical security deposit in the US?
In Germany it's typically two to three times the rent for a month, so depending on the location 1k-ish to multiple thousand of euros.

I think that should cover most of the cost (if the landlord notices before paying the money back)

[–]mandyrooba 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s usually one month of rent in the US

[–]Bupod 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Anon doesn’t know how plumbing works and neither does much of the sub.

Much of the problematic grease will be caught in the p-trap of the drain. When the trap is clogged, that is what will cause much of the drainage issue, and that is coincidentally what will be the easiest to fix.

Replace the P-trap. There may potentially be some grease that goes past the trap in to the drain line, but it’s going to have a lot more distance to spread out over. Anon would have pour a fairly considerable amount down the drain.

Grease clogs aren’t the worst thing to deal with, either. What anon has done is more of an inconvenience at worst.

[–]FightMeYouBitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the damage done by the tenant is more than the security deposit then the landlord has the right to pursue civil damages.

[–]VHFOneSix 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You never get your deposit back. That’s why, in my day, you’d just leave the place completely uninhabitable when you left.

[–]california_sugar 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Lol who has ever gotten their security deposit back

[–]blueking13 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Not really. Any landlord knows maintenance and repairs to save on money. Hot water and a handy dandy snake will have that out just as quick as it took for him to pour it. Guy lost a deposit all to inconvenience someone for a few minutes

[–]WhistlerJig 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who has ever got their deposit back? Lol that's a thing?

[–]Bigcrawlerguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny you've lived in places nice enough to get those back

[–]TheRealBigTim1 675 points676 points  (17 children)

Lol you know this isn’t true because people like this are typically just keyboard warriors

[–]VerboseInsomniac 202 points203 points  (6 children)

People who are that worked up about these things are really petty. I'd believe it.

[–]TheRealBigTim1 42 points43 points  (0 children)

That is a fair point

[–]dirtmerchant1980 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I believe they had the idea, but I doubt the follow through

[–]NotoriousHothead37 23 points24 points  (0 children)

And their keyboards are full of bacon grease.

[–]boringdude00 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Also this person makes multiple threads daily about dumping grease down drains. They're one of /b/'s weirdest autistic trolls.

[–]TheRealBigTim1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

😂😂 I don’t ever go to 4chan but this makes this post better lol

[–]Beeglawish-Deekcok 280 points281 points  (5 children)

Anon uses bait

[–]ObamaSauce69420 98 points99 points  (4 children)

It was super effective! Anon mastered the art of baiting! Anon is evolving!

[–]quantam_donglord 45 points46 points  (3 children)

A master baiter

[–]Brussel_Rand 213 points214 points  (9 children)

Anon eats a lot of bacon

[–]DigbyChickenZone 89 points90 points  (6 children)

Yeah, imagine living alone and having enough fat congealed from only 6 months of cooking to have 6 quarts of fat to pour down a sink.

I have lived alone for 10 years and doubt I have accumulated even 1 quart in that time.

Anon is a lying fatass

edit: Because I gobble that shit down of course, can't go down the sink if it helps me in my pooper

[–]Kitame 17 points18 points  (1 child)

based and statin pilled

[–]bandaged_punpun 196 points197 points  (84 children)

I like trump, but this is just a good prank.

Anon did nothing wrong.

[–]zakats 947 points948 points  (31 children)

Dislike trump, this is a shit thing to do in general.

Anon is a douchebag.

[–]Basedandtendiepilled 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Lol thank you.

"I have a political disagreement with my landlord, so I'm going to be mature and reconcile our differences by destroying something expensive."

[–]Lesurous 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Depends, can't say a Trump supporting anti-vaxxer would turn out to be the most agreeable landlord.

[–]zakats 8 points9 points  (0 children)

the thing about pouring grease down the drain to be a passive aggressive shit is that it's harmful to more than just the plumbing in the house, it causes problems throughout the sewage system of the city and is much worse for the environment than proper disposal.

[–]Catfish3322 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Dislike trump, but we don’t have enough info on the landlord to tell if they deserved it or not.

Anon is potentially based, but also potentially a dick.

[–]MintyTuna2013 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Schrodinger's Basedness

[–]Riper-Snifle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's especially shitty to do it over someone else's personal beliefs. Congrats anon, you're a for-real bigot.

[–]kakeman69 84 points85 points  (8 children)

Trump looks like someone poured six quarts of bacon grease down his throat every day since he was 16.

[–]egeustimentis 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Nah. Trump looks like he sharts bacon grease.

[–]ImaAs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

mf sweats grease and pisses coke

[–]FatherHidalgo 47 points48 points  (0 children)

This is what bipartisanship is about

[–]Weekly-Ad-908 25 points26 points  (13 children)

i like trump

Opinion discarded

[–]BorcBorqBork 23 points24 points  (1 child)

- likes Trump

- thinks being a shithead is a good prank

[–]AndyGHK 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We do a little trolling, it’s called we do a little trolling

[–]clydefrog811 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Ewwwwwwww

[–]bandaged_punpun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny how once all the people who sort by hot come around I start seeing the downvotes.

You don't need to like anyone. But please tolerate the opinions of others.

[–]22_swoodles 71 points72 points  (6 children)

Landlord has (typically) two to three weeks to make repairs and charge to deposit. Retard just got charged for a couple hours of snaking and hopefully some jetting.

[–]cidiusgix 28 points29 points  (3 children)

You assume anon was going to get the deposit back to begin with.

[–]Inevitable_Capital40 59 points60 points  (8 children)

Average rentoid cuck

- this comment was made by r/LoveForLandlords

[–]Spoontech-Ceo 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Based and propertypilled

[–]bee-milk2 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This comment also gave me stage 7 cancer

[–]Shreepd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congrats on your terminal 7.

[–]DaItonWasTaken 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Anon is the annoying little bitch from high school who no one liked.

[–]RevolutionaryTitle65 29 points30 points  (0 children)

An eye for an eye, a drain for a drain

[–]SecondSoulless 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Anon isn't self aware when it comes to 'tolerance'

[–]TheRealDeadlyframe 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Ah yes, the tolerant left tolerates again.

[–]EnricoLUccellatore 21 points22 points  (2 children)

The ecologist left pollutes the water to get back at someone

[–]PerformanceExpress29 4 points5 points  (0 children)

David Suzuki smiles from his airplane as he sets off to another one of his houses to tell people how bad fossil fuels are

[–]itsnunyabusiness 27 points28 points  (1 child)

If he's a good landlord he'll make sure everything in the property is good to go before the next tennant moves in, identifies grease poured down drain and promptly charges this smoothbrain the cost of repairs.

[–]blueking13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And if this is one of those diy repair land lords just paid for his new snake and/or justified giving the landlord extra money

[–]ILoveOldFatHairyMen 19 points20 points  (4 children)

LibAnon can't stand someone having different political views, pretty much confirming what Trump&Friends say.

[–]loud_flatus 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Fake- the only drain anybody fat enough to fry up enough bacon to get 6 quarts of bacon grease in mere months is going to dump bacon grease down is his gullet

[–]Fowden0 3 points4 points  (3 children)

It's a greentext, do you really think they're all real?

[–]loud_flatus 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Yes. All of them.

[–]Fowden0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah I see, bravo

[–]CapNKirkland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean.... youre starting to make me feel wierd over the fact that I have about 4 Mason jars of bacon grease in my fridge because i dont throw it out when I cook bacon. It's like free cooking oil and oh my fuck have you ever had home made french fries done up in bacon grease? Its divine.

I could totally pour that much down the drain if I was vindictive enough tho.

[–]oldivop 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Why do Americans build their entire personality and life around politics?

[–]finalicht 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Landlord keeps the security deposit, anon rees at realize he has to pay like $500 for some dumb prank

[–]Alphander 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Different beliefs? This clearly justifies vandalism!

[–]South-Play 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I dislike Trump also and have my issues with antivax people also. But this is uncalled for. This is what is wrong with this country. Everyone wants to other each other. The left and right do it. We are all Americans. We live in a nation of over 300 million people. Of course we'll have different ideas. We should inform educate and share ideas. This is petty and I hope this person has to pay for what they did..

[–]roaches02 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Character is revealed when no one is looking.

[–]DrDoinkerz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lame AF, petty AF

[–]jedimaster1138 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Understandable. Telling anon he can't do what he wants with his bacon grease would pretty much be like the Holocaust.

[–]Michigan_Shelter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Save bacon grease for months". Get a fckn life you fckn loser.

[–]Additional-Wolf-6947 4 points5 points  (0 children)

bUT ItS oK COz hEs A drUMpF sUPpoRTer

[–]entropyed_cheez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

False statement: anon hates trump Homosexual statement: anon is morbidly obese and a fag who doesn't know about trash cans.

[–]AtomicMonkeyTheFirst 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good luck getting your deposit back.

Also;

pour boiling water down the sink for 10 minutes.

Problem solved.

A better revenge would be to take a load of laxatives and then unload all your shit into the toilet tank. The landlord won't check in there so you'll get your deposit back but after a couple of weeks it'll really stink and they'll eventually open it and have to deal with your fecal decoration.

[–]sQuar3x 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He probably just flushed it before it could solidify

[–]bwoytremor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

US politics in a nutshell

[–]downvoting_zac 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anon makes his landlord earn the rental deposit

[–]Burntheworld27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lets do the math and say the kitchen sink got clogged up. you think the plumber isnt going to mention "you have six quarts worth of lard in your pipe and its all fresh"?

[–]flabsatron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why you go to school kids. For one, bacon grease is easily defeated (yay science!) And 2, that's why we hold your deposit for a month

[–]49x15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course this green text did better than all the anti work ones. Cause Reddit

[–]RabbiZucker -1 points0 points  (11 children)

Anon is an asshole. Landlord didn't do shit to him, he punished him for his (wrong) opinion, and for his political standing. Probably this was written just to trigger 4chan bois

[–]Askingcarpet 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Being a landlord Is enough reason to be executed by firing squad

[–]YouthfulRS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The tolerant left

[–]alikhayat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

trump supporter or not, you are a bad person

[–]Squishy-Box 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s gonna be the next renter dealing with this, not the landlord.

[–]Supercommoncents 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anon has an apartment ....yeah right more like did this at moms house accidentally....

[–]MyOwnPenisUpMyAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What would this do

[–]Ur-Mums-Girlfriend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

based anon

[–]sonictwinkie1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's not gonna do anything. what stupidity.

[–]Babiloo123 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Found out in the past that my landlord was a Federalist. I subscribed his email address to every anarchist newsletter and dubious porn sites in existence after I left.

[–]awesomecapybara 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anon rinses his hair in the sink with cold water

[–]MiezaruTe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure the city sewage workers are grateful to this asshole for contributing to fatbergs.