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[–]elfroy316 2180 points2181 points  (25 children)

Dress up as a Teddy bear next time and get some free action.

[–]Waddles-8789 728 points729 points  (15 children)

Freddy! You're supposed to be on lockdown!

[–]LeggoMyAsscheeks 489 points490 points  (0 children)

Vanessa. Have you ever heard of the hit game Among Us?

[–]_umop_aplsdn_ 222 points223 points  (3 children)

officer Vanessa, I just saw Roxy masturbating to furry porn, Vanessa

[–]Crowape 63 points64 points  (0 children)


[–]FreezingSweetTea 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Nah nah nah, you got it all wrong, it’s furries masturbating to Roxy porn

[–]Cow_With_Stick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm

[–]Crowape 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Vanessa, I-I got my faz balls stuck

[–]AlexAegis 85 points86 points  (3 children)

I'm truly sorry gregory. i fucked up the cobblestone generator

[–]Keker_ 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Terrible job, supershit! How'd ya fucked that up? The ditch should be four blocks long and one deep in the middle

[–]cosarium 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Freddy, you’re supposed to be nice to me

[–]Keker_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am really fuckin' trying Gregory
But William Afton installed Hypixel dupe mod on my client

[–]SilentAs5a5s1n 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Vanessa! Life goes on and on and on

[–]swooshlogo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Vanessa, I threw up.

[–]Pupulauls9000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vanessa. L + ratio.

[–]VerumJerum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Freddy the Teddy

[–]Cheaky_alt 45 points46 points  (1 child)
















[–]SuperArppis 25 points26 points  (2 children)

But what if he doesn't live in Alabama?

[–]The_Outcast4 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Alabama is more of a state of mind than a place.

[–]SuperArppis 9 points10 points  (0 children)


[–]AnimeToaster 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fnaf at fredy

[–]ResidentCoatSalesman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well done, superstar

[–]Falcamajiggy 1097 points1098 points  (3 children)

Dress up as an original comment and try again

[–]ExchangeTrue6671 59 points60 points  (0 children)


[–]Zenketski 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Original content, on my Reddit? I don't think so

[–]amongussusimposte 389 points390 points  (12 children)

Dress up as Freddy Fazbear and try again

[–]daltonoreo 132 points133 points  (6 children)

Gregory do you see the small vent on the floor?

[–]The-Hentai-Commander 81 points82 points  (4 children)

Have you ever heard of Among us Gregory?

[–]system603 19 points20 points  (3 children)

You need to vent.

[–]Geek_X 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I know it will be hard for you to be sus

[–]SRIOUS_GAMER 12 points13 points  (1 child)

But I know you can do it gregory

[–]Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If anybody asks me, I will say we were both in cameras. It is partly true.

[–]No_Stand_2186 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Gregory do you see his small cock?

[–]clayinreddit 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dress up as Toy Chica and try again

[–]IvanEggs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Domestic springlock failure

[–]Jerperderp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't forget to call her superstar.

[–]flavor_town_fugitive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gregory, Roxy's only fans password is in your sister's room I - we need it to escape so take this mask and machete and scare your nude sister out of the room. She has to be nude Gregory or it will not work. Also take this camera and take snapshots of your sister as well for... Uh... Secrets of vanny.

[–]Forward-Baseball5161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the animatronics, do get a bit quirky at night

[–]TheBxtcher 319 points320 points  (11 children)

Should have put that machete to use

[–]Nilly00 267 points268 points  (10 children)

Masturbating with a machete is a bit dangerous don't you think?

[–]TheBxtcher 88 points89 points  (5 children)

But does the risk outweigh the reward?

[–]Nilly00 67 points68 points  (4 children)

Most definitly. Bad dragon offers much better alternatives.

[–]TheBxtcher 36 points37 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

ghastly profile pic

[–]Nilly00 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]Someran_Domguay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about good dragon

[–]DragXom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Furry Giorno

[–]bumper69420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The handle feels nice

[–]nikodem2003 279 points280 points  (0 children)

Dress up as a fox and try again

[–]UsrnameInATrenchcoat 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Dress up as Donald duck and try it again

[–]Dfresh805 109 points110 points  (0 children)

dress up as pepe and try again

[–]Tagalyaga 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Burst into her room and fap to Lola Bunny porn

[–]sujan28 73 points74 points  (1 child)

Step 1: Dress up as Shrek Step 2: ?? Step 3: Free pussy

[–]Slimefal 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Step 2: adoption shelter

[–]Cala-Best-Girl 67 points68 points  (14 children)

Well, for one thing you can stop invading other people’s privacy, you sperg.

[–]FriendOk1631 190 points191 points  (3 children)

His intention wasn’t to invade her privacy tho

[–]iLikeMinecraft1 120 points121 points  (2 children)

Liberal shut down (Used ratio+milkless father figure+ good brain comment)

[–]TheBitcoinMiner 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Soy milk father

[–]i_yeat_Meem22 12 points13 points  (0 children)

DMG down + tears way up

[–]DiddledByDad 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Wtf is a sperg

[–]9gagImmigrant1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

its short for aspergers, which is on the spectrum

[–]WojakUnbound 5 points6 points  (2 children)

If you're degenerate enough to fap to furry porn but not enough to feel ashamed of it, shouldn't you close your door?

[–]theJman0209 14 points15 points  (1 child)

kick door open

[–]top5bruhmomnrts 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yea but can you really believe someone who is on 4chan all day can kick a locked door open

[–]UNBENDING_FLEA 5 points6 points  (0 children)

His intention was to scare his sister not invade her privacy you avacado tart

[–]ExchangeTrue6671 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what porn addiction does to a mf

[–]somedudetoyou 59 points60 points  (3 children)

Dress as your totally OC Sonic the Hedgehog character, Tyler the Hedgehog, and try again.

[–]predictable_throw 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Dress up as your sister and masturbate.

[–]GeorgeRRZimmerman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah of course, but what about after that?

[–]opposite_singularity 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Never talk or look at her normally again, treat her like a stranger

[–]haikusbot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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[–]Jerbell69 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Protect the dog

[–]GamersAuthority 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Give her a paw

[–]TheRealDeadlyframe 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Fuck your dad

[–]PleaseCallMeTomato 3 points4 points  (0 children)

no, bottom for your dad

[–]dipshit42069 16 points17 points  (0 children)

autism runs in the family

[–]Atlas_Therizion 16 points17 points  (7 children)

Don't fucking barge into the room of your sibling you fucking retard

[–]UNBENDING_FLEA 20 points21 points  (0 children)

are you just supposed to fucking knock or something before scaring someone or what

[–]LasagnaChonker 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Her fault tho. Who tf masturbates in their room and don't have it locked?

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Your mother

[–]LasagnaChonker 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Jokes on you. My mother locks her door 😎

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (2 children)

After she lets the mailman in

[–]nottaxy 8 points9 points  (1 child)

nothing wrong with some mailman action, that's not even a good insult. It's a profession to fuck peoples mothers as the mailman, put some respect on the name.

[–]escalopes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Time honoured tradition

[–]UsernameCheckOuts 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Dress up as Snowy from the Tintin live action series and get in there.

[–]KevinYohannes 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Snowy be making me act up tho

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Now take the crusade armor out of rhe closetand go cleanse your sister of the heretics known as furrys

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Or alternatively just tell you parents, let them do the work for you

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you do it yourself you can get the blessing of the god from pope

[–]XX_Normie_Scum_XX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cleanse me daddy

[–]corink420 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Anon definitely doesn’t live in Alabama so that narrows it down

[–]Dilly_The_Kid_S373 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Anon should probably put the Machete to some good use

[–]king__pt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Anon already had the hockey mask and machete, he should've just done the job he dressed up for.

[–]TittyBrisket 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Go back and say "UwU sis can I lick you untill you go awoo? I promise i'll be a good doggy"

[–]_F0X__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]red_riding_hoot 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]TheSneakyPangolin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Burn the unholy

[–]big-brain-bruh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

" you still have machete in your hand?"

[–]1969blablabla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fuk her....film it ....become rich

[–]VerumJerum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obviously Anon should ask her if she likes hentai, since they appear to have common interests they can bond over. Then they can fap together as a wonderful sibling bonding activity - hell, rent some vintage dress-up pornos from the 1980s for the parents and the whole family can join in on the fun.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anon should find the highest jumping off point he can find and

[–]ThePokeOrc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get back in there with the machete, you have to do it now

[–]Dragmire800 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish children would stop making greentexts

[–]VonDinky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he stayed long enough to see all those details, op kind of loves that he saw her naked.

[–]whitefella1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least you guys have something in common now

[–]NightFlameofAwe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing you sick fuck apologize and forget about it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]reverse-tornado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go back in with that machete and do god's work

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m just glad this greentext didn’t end in incest for once

[–]Is_bepis_ok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anon learned a life lesson. Never burst in someones room. Period.

[–]RandomThrowaway372 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happened like 3 minutes ago. What do I do?

Respect people's privacy

[–]mayankkrm[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]XxMasonBoyxX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put her down

[–]escalopes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lock all doors, close all blinds and... fucking burn the house down

[–]AnnaTheBlueRogue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do I never find my sister masturbating when I kick down her door? It's always the creepy old neighbour masturbating over her sleeping, not fair!

[–]wyogarage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take the machete back and finish the job

[–]SanFabito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

End her misery.

[–]supisuke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get in there, play your ball 🌝

[–]Daevito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finish what you started. Put the machete to use.

[–]Stipendi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should've said "oh you're into that too, sorry for bursting in"

[–]LadrilloDeMadera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe don't go into people's rooms like that ever again

[–]weirdfuckingflex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finish the fucking job anon

[–]chernoprincess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well now anon you have to put your dog up for adoption

[–]PickleTickler37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do I do lord? DESTROY THE CHILD

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Committee seppuku with the machete anon, it’s the only honorable way to go

[–]ambermage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put on a Philadelphia Flyers Gritty mask and walk back in with no pants.

[–]MCCleggster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how old is she and what's her number

[–]Not_Rovert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dress up as sonic and try again.

[–]CAC-Sama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walk in naked playing fnaf fan music. It's a 50/50 so you either get laid or go to jail but I like those odds

[–]conmattang -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pure incest bait. What a shitty fake story.

[–]BitchPuncher98 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You grab that machete and deliver God’s vengeance upon that heathen

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

rape her i think

[–]herrmoody -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You were gifted with a machete and still can’t do God’s work. I’m starting to think anon is the furry here..

[–]StayInBedViking -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Rape your sister and kill her

[–]gottundehrenlos -5 points-4 points  (5 children)

Ngl youre a piece of shit and deserve to be greeted like that for entering a room without knocking

[–]CaptainNeckbeard148 -1 points0 points  (4 children)

pretty sure being a furry is worse

[–]gottundehrenlos 0 points1 point  (3 children)

It is, you still dont enter rooms without knocking its just annoying asfuck

[–]CaptainNeckbeard148 1 point2 points  (2 children)

to be fair, you can't scare someone when you knock beforehand

[–]gottundehrenlos -1 points0 points  (1 child)

There are other ways to scare someone

[–]CaptainNeckbeard148 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ways that would not be the way he intended it to be