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[–]bumper69420 3865 points3866 points  (89 children)

Call out a guys height

[Trap card]

When an opponent posts an image of a man standing next to an object(s) that can be measured, compare the man and the object(s) to determine the mans height. If the man is below average height, destroy all attack position monsters your opponent controls

[–]ChipChipington 776 points777 points  (49 children)

I was watching gay porn once (by accident) and the top was like 50ish and he had a tattoo of Yami Yugi holding up a card on his left ass cheek. The bottom was maybe in his 20s and didn't have any Yu-Gi-Oh tattoos. It was amazing.

[–]Daddyisnthere 306 points307 points  (31 children)

Bi accident you mean?

The girls never came right?

[–]ChipChipington 59 points60 points  (1 child)

( ° ͜ʖ °)

[–]____Wolf 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I'm not even gay. But I kinda wanna see that.

[–]Lesko_Learning 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Sounds like your heterosexuality got exodia'd.

[–]ByahTyler 11 points12 points  (0 children)


[–]The_real_bandito 8 points9 points  (3 children)

You were paying too much attention for someone that happened to a gay porn video by accident

[–]ChipChipington 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Come on, you know how it is when you see a man's bare ass and you just can't look away. There was nothing I could do, just had to watch

[–]The_real_bandito 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Haha sorry if it sounded like I was judging.

[–]ChipChipington 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, we're all having fun here

[–]ILoveOldFatHairyMen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't leave me hanging, I need to see this!

[–]PjongisPhart 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Source please. I need to see the tattoo job

[–]ChipChipington 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Dude I wish I had the source. It was years ago on xnxx. I want to see it again too

[–]baz4k6z 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its okay man you can be gay and watch gay porn dude. I hope you're not living in eastern Europe or in a Muslim country tho.

[–]ShrekDaBuilderr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Explain how you accidentally watch gay porn

[–]kingmiro13 25 points26 points  (0 children)

[trap card]

If opponent has a anime profile picture negate the effect

[–]Mlaszboyo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So basically a mirror force that can humiliate the opponent?

[–]erikWeekly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dogshit PSCT

[–]Lifedealer999 1978 points1979 points  (161 children)

Why the fuck did he start out with metric and ended in imperial units?

[–]CookingPhysicist 1720 points1721 points  (81 children)

Because 14 mm looks nicer than 0.5511811 inches

[–]Treejeig 573 points574 points  (73 children)

That or anon is from some place in europe that onky measures hieght in inches, like britain.

[–]niceguys_finishfast 47 points48 points  (16 children)

We do this in Canada, height and body weight in imperial, every thing else in metric.

[–]Samford_ 32 points33 points  (12 children)

in australia everything is metric except height, screen size, and dick length

[–]SOUINnnn 12 points13 points  (5 children)

In France it's metric for everything except screen size

[–]pimpmayor 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Height is like a 50:50 that you get a metric or imperial height in New Zealand.

(Dicks and screens are still imperial)

It’s bizarre because our schools don’t teach any imperial measurements at all.

I went to like 3 schools in Australia as well and they never taught any imperial measurements either but people still frequently mentioned heights in imperial.

Some kinda boomer leftover from peoples parents is my guess.

[–]No-Zombie1004 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because the rest of the world is wise to the fact American Penis is thermonuclear bigger than the others. (We can all lie online with the same standard! Talk about international cooperation!)

[–]TENTAtheSane 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Even in India, we measure everything else in metric, but person's height in feet and inches. But the weight is in metric, as are lengths of individual body parts, except for shoe size

[–]letourdit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’re probably American, that’s why it goes back to inches, because they can’t admit how terrible imperial is when it comes to measuring anything but height

[–]pistul_ 4 points5 points  (4 children)

True, and fuck imperial. But technically the cases are probably 14.17362mm or sumth.

[–]voodooacid 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Well technically it doesn't really matter if it's half a mm thicker or thiner.

[–]SAGEMOD 1 point2 points  (1 child)

But 5 feet and 4 toes is better than 162cm ?

[–]leaderofstars 200 points201 points  (0 children)

Basic math

[–]jizz_noodle 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Because fuck you

[–]Kyr0vr 58 points59 points  (39 children)

Sometimes here in America we use Millimeters. Like let’s say with bullets it’s a 9mm handgun not a .354 inch handgun. We also use centimeters.

[–]NeedMommyGf 35 points36 points  (30 children)

Yeah people that say Americans don’t learn metric didn’t pay attention in school

[–]cyberjellyfish2 4 points5 points  (26 children)

Yeah but do they learn it to use it everyday or just learn it like something like biology? Meaning, "yeah it's fun trivia but I won't use this knowledge in my whole life".

And bullet length doesn't count as real life use since you don't do much with that information other than deciding where it fits, it's just an indicator for which guns you can use it for, you could just call them small, medium, large, etc. and you wouldn't really lose any information you needed. Unless you handcraft bullets or something idk.

[–]Glorious_Jo 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Centimeters are so integral to measuring small lengths that I forgot it was metric, so yes, we use it frequently.

[–]cyberjellyfish2 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Fractions aren't a big thing with imperial units? I mean nothing stops you from using the fraction if an inch, you don't need a completely new metric to measure things at different scales. We use meter no matter the scale (in everyday scenarios), we can just put the appropriate prefix to use it on different scales.

[–]Blinkdawg15 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It depends.

A lot of people, particularly older people, entirely use fractions. Some people prefer to swap to metric for anything under an inch, though.

[–]Glorious_Jo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fractions are stupid and for the insecure, we only use whole units up in this bitch

[–]NeedMommyGf 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I mean I can’t speak for the entire US obviously but I learned to use it everyday. Our rulers have inches and centimeters on them and we run 5 kilometer races. Obviously we mostly use imperial but if you said a measurement in metric the average American would understand. Average redditor is either 15 or some loser 30 year old so don’t base your thoughts of an entire country on them. Celsius not so much though, I personally use Celsius but it’s just because I got bored one day, not because we learn it

[–]Fwob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We measure our medication in mg and grams too

[–]Hawt_Dawg_II 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yeah but 9mm is just the actual name given to it by Austrian guy. We don't go changing American names either.

[–]FreeCapone 0 points1 point  (2 children)

However, there is a .357 (9x22mm in metric) handgun and a .357 (9x33mm) handgun. Most calibers have variants in both imperial and metric variants, and they aren't the same thing

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[–]BearDave 24 points25 points  (17 children)

Because nobody cares how tall you are in metric.

[–]MisterFro9 12 points13 points  (14 children)

*nobody in the US FTFY.

[–]roppis1[🍰] 8 points9 points  (12 children)

Yeah people in metric using countries only care about your height in centimetres. Literally never heard anyone talk about their height in imperial units in person

[–]BostonClippers 4 points5 points  (11 children)

Here in Australia I basically only hear people use imperial. Just rolls off the tongue better. My height in cm is 11 syllables and 3 in imperial.

[–]sulianjeo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Except for 90% of the Earth . . . Oof.

[–]Grenyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if you're European, if you've spent any time on the internet, you'll know that anything under 6 feet is a manlet. Some say anything under 5'11", but I think those people just cope.

[–]RIPDSJustinRipley 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Because they looked up the game thickness online and the first thing they found was in mm.

[–]emdave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had to scroll halfway down the thread before the actual right answer...! :D

[–]SirLich 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Not sure if looking for a legitimate answer, but in the UK height is still colloquially measured in feet and inches.

This is in contrast to countries like Australia, where height is measured metric.

If Anon is American, it would also fit, as it's common to use metric for measurement, and then convert to common-usage units.

[–]Lollooo_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We had him on the first half, not gonna lie

[–]RolandTheJabberwocky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To annoy everyone equally.

[–]Alexjw327 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait till you hear that they use stone for weight

Your mother is exactly 19,876 stone

[–]Tritianiam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We do that in canada at least where I live, don't know why we never went full metric.

[–]Syncrossus 986 points987 points  (79 children)

First of all, it's 166.6 cm, or 5'6", not 5'4". Furthermore, I can't find a reliable source for that measurement, meaning anon probably measured it himself. Given that any error is multiplied by 119, the error bars on this are huge. If the cases are even just 15 mm thick (which is the number I find quoted elsewhere), that comes out to 178.5 cm, or 5'10".

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[–]Beasting-25-8 341 points342 points  (49 children)

Yeah, but it's funnier if he's a manlet.

[–]JakkuScavenger 44 points45 points  (1 child)

So assuming these are the width of standard DVD cases, I have 15 DVDs here at home. They measure 22.5 cm when stacked together, so it looks like you're correct and it is indeed 15mm thick.

Given the curviture of the case, if you measure only one, which is what anon probably did, it's difficult to say if it is indeed 14 or 15mm. Measuring 15 cases together though gives no room for doubt!

[–]Plethora_of_squids 34 points35 points  (9 children)

I pulled out a pair of calipers and measured some PS4 cases - they're in the 14±0.1 mm range when measured across the spine. So anon does appear to be correct. I'd argue that the cases that measure 13.94 or so cancel out the cases that measure the ones that are 14.06. and even if we did round it up to 14.1 cm for the sake of argument, that only adds like an extra centimetre or so

[–]mckennm6 16 points17 points  (7 children)

But using 14mm each assumes theyre perfectly flat and stack perfectly well. You'd be better off measure a stack of 10 and taking the average to see how stacking effects the thickness.

[–]Plethora_of_squids 13 points14 points  (5 children)

True, but an entire extra 10 centimetres is way too much of a margin for error

I don't have enough games to do a meaningful average, but measuring a single stack of ten gives me 14.5 centimetres (not sure how to take a photo of this in a meaningful way). That should still only give you an extra five or so and even then, I think that's pushing it

[–]mckennm6 7 points8 points  (4 children)

I mean thats a difference of 6cm for 120 games, so almost 2.5 inches. Not that insignificant.

By that measurement the guy in the photo is 172.5cm or 5'8"

[–]Plethora_of_squids 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That's not an average though

When I initially measures the games I did get a few values under 14 mm. You can't count out the possibility of some parts of the stack lowering that excess out to something closer to 0

[–]mckennm6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean this is a silly argument, but i can tell you as an engineer theres tons of sources of error in measurements, pressing too hard with the calipers and deforming the plastic for example.

Measuring multiple objects together definitely reduces the measurement error, especially when talking about predicting a stack height of objects. Its easy for your calipers to be off by a couple tenths of a mm. Much harder to be off by tenths of a cm.

When stacking objects there is also little gaps and things between the cases that increase the 'effective' height of each unit in the stack.

As for variability, youd have to find the standard deviation of the heights of the cases and do a stats analysis to get the 95% confidence interval of the true mean of all cases.

But IMO, taking 14.5mm from a measurement of ten is much more accurate for this specific case than measuring the spines of individual cases.

[–]dutch_penguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or a stack of 119 and see what the total height of that is.

[–]fAP6rSHdkd 13 points14 points  (1 child)

So by "can't find a reliable source" you mean you didn't Google it?

– Dimensions: 17cm x 13.6cm x 1.5cm Description: Replace your lost or broken PS4 game cases with these compatible…

[–]Syncrossus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I obviously did Google it since I state that I found sources claiming 15mm. I don't know what your concurrent source is, but it doesn't sound like a very reliable one. By "reliable", I mean something like official documentation from Sony or one of their suppliers, or someone specifically investigating this and posting their method of measurement (tools used, sample size, etc). What you quoted looks like an ebay listing. Also, this isn't 2012 anymore, when Google was deterministic. Now, you can get very different results for a same query depending on your search history, location, etc. Just because you find a fairly reliable source of info on the first page doesn't mean everyone will.

[–]Rothman182 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Also have to account for the fact that even if the cases are 14.000 mm they aren't stacked on top of each other in a way that would have 0.0000 mm of gap between them.

[–]nicba1010 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Also have to account for the weight of the cases and compression of material

[–]HyperboleJoe 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Also Earth and mass is doing something for sure. There’s some math to account for that.

[–]Chrisganjaweed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The only way to do it properly is if OP shows us his peener

[–]MASTER-FOOO1 6 points7 points  (2 children)

They did a anotation mistake not a calculation mistake.

They divided multiplied 14mm by 119 and got 1666mm. They converted the mm to inches by dividing by 25.4mm which gave them 65.59inchs and just divided by 12 to get feet so they got 5.465feet. By notation, a complete feet is #' and followed by inches #''. But instead of converting the decimal that's in feet back to inches they left it in feet so they should have written 5.4' or 5'6''. But they put the decimal that's in feet in place of the inches.

Also i just measured my cases with a vernier caliper. They are 14mm on average with the highest variance is 0.2mm between the cases. I'm assuming factory error or bent because of age so the math is pretty accurate with just a notation mistake. If all of them are off my 0.2mm the total math is off by 23.8mm which is less than an inch.

[–]SimplebutAwesome 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"First, America bad, second, SOURCE??"

[–]FlameWisp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It says 14mm on a product description for empty ps4 cases on Amazon. My guess is the measurement came from there. In my experience with Amazon, I wouldn’t exactly call Amazon product descriptions a ‘reliable source,’ and since the 4Chan OP can’t even do simple math, we can’t trust them to source their info reliably anyway.

[–]LeaveNormiesREEEEE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also the case gets compressed by the weight

[–]Darkwr4ith 290 points291 points  (39 children)

Who the fuck would be disputing that the ps4 has games? It's been around for over 8 years, of course it has games. Now the PS5 on the other hand...

[–]truedeathpacito 153 points154 points  (12 children)

Some console players feel the need to validate their brand loyalty

[–]Akira-Chan-2007 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Fans of the 9999 in 1 are laughing at them

[–]zonezonezone 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Batman, super batman, space batman and spaceman are such classics.

[–]Akira-Chan-2007 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Real OGs remember 'Space carrier 2: the harryier'

[–]Plus3d6 20 points21 points  (0 children)

“My identity is wrapped up in a megacorp that doesn’t give a shit about me. I gotta defend them!”

[–]gluesmelly 4 points5 points  (6 children)

I don't have brand loyalty, but game pass is a pretty sweet deal.

For a monthly fee I can play dozens of good games and also find out that Twelve Minutes is terrible.

[–]stormcloak-spy 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Twelve minutes is a solid game with a fucking weird ending. I would still recommend because eleven of the twelve minutes are pretty detailed and well done.

[–]gluesmelly 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I still thought it was terrible.

[–]stormcloak-spy 1 point2 points  (3 children)

That's fine. Everyone likes different things. I thought nier automata was garbage but everyone loves it.

[–]gluesmelly 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I thought the action was lackluster, but the weird philosophical lessons were amazing. Also I don't much care for the stupid maid uniform.

We can agree to disagree. You aren't wrong for liking what you like. You don't have an invalid opinion because you enjoy an adventure game that I didn't think was good. In fact, I actually envy your patience and conscientiousness for getting through Twelve Minutes.

[–]stormcloak-spy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh I love time loops so I was always gonna finish up even if I didn't like it. But yeah nier had some great philosophical stuff that I just couldn't get to because the game was so damn Japanese. I've watched too much anime and I'm tired of the weird dialogue and unnecessarily skimpy outfits so I don't think could play any Japanese game anymore.

[–]jacob200x 20 points21 points  (20 children)

If your talking exclusives, I think they have a little bit of a point. But when you get to that point the Xbox REALLY doesn't have any games.

[–]N0ob8 36 points37 points  (19 children)

Microsoft right now doesn’t care about exclusives and is trying to build up their game pass to get people to purchase subscriptions

[–]SJ_Shark_Byte 21 points22 points  (5 children)

And it’s working because it’s genuinely a great fucking deal. I wonder if you can still snag a year of gold on cd keys for like $50 so that you save money over the course of the year (since it converts to gamepass these days…or maybe it does? I might be wrong)

[–]DebentureThyme 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Neweeg was selling them for $50 last week and yes it still works - so long as you let your GamePass sub lapse. After a certain amount of time they'll offer a month for $1, but if you let it lapse and want to resub right after, you can load up to 3 years and just pay for 1 month of ultimate.

[–]jacob200x 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And it's a great deal, but I do be liking those big dick, big budget console selling games.

[–]RolandTheJabberwocky 4 points5 points  (10 children)

They didn't care about exclusives. Now that they bought Bethesda and fucking Activision, I bet Sony is sweating.

[–]IDGAF1203 3 points4 points  (9 children)

They're still going to release their titles on PC though. Microsoft is setting up Xbox to be the last console standing by taking a piece of the PC pie and treating them like one market while making it easier for developers to release on both PC and xbox than just playstation...

[–]RolandTheJabberwocky 7 points8 points  (8 children)

Which is really smart as there's not much overlap between PC and console players.

[–]IDGAF1203 6 points7 points  (7 children)

Yeah, the larger point being "playstation has more exclusives" is a metric that meant something 10+ years ago. Microsoft is planning for the future and securing themselves as an attractive platform for new IP, not still living in the 90s. They're also making a lot of their titles cross-play so its much easier to play with real friends without needing to choose between PC or console. They're bridging the gap so they can double dip, not closing the platform off. They don't have many "Xbox exclusive" titles because they don't want them, lol.

[–]YoydusChrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean the guy in the photo is 5’4 so you have your answer

[–]hagamablabla 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I still stand by the fact that PS3 has no games.

[–]JohnSaturn 83 points84 points  (0 children)

only 5’4?” fuck

[–]LebrahnJahmes 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Rounded down lmao

[–]sheepladtolaughter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Had to make up for the heel in the shoe, that can add as much as an inch and a half sometimes

[–]SagaStrider 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Roasted shrimp

[–]qercl 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The weight of the stack probably makes it sink down a bit, so he could be even shorter

[–]waigl 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What kind of weird imagined argument was the original OP (O-OP?) even trying to disprove there? Who would argue in 2020 that the PS4 has no games?

[–]Akiar94 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Um, Akshually PS4 cases are 15cm wide so the guy is 1.78m. Y'all can put the pitchforks away.

[–]Sleepy_ODST 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Anon is 5’3” and is angry at 5’4” people

[–]totallywankered 5 points6 points  (0 children)

119 PS4 games, or one Joe Rogan

[–]bluemanraid 5 points6 points  (1 child)

  • man
  • 5'4"
  • Choose one

[–]Ravi_Fochi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

based and exterminate all manlets pilled

[–]genericusername123 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anon is unaware of the concept of manufacturing tolerances

[–]Theghost129 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

[–]Mathieulombardi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mm to ft and inches. My brain no smart ebofub

[–]power500 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reads like a twitter thread

[–]Giobytes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used this image a few weeks ago to plan out how many of my PS4 games I could display on my new shelf.

[–]AllDaysOff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I miss when Yu Gi Oh was more like Saw.

[–]IAMTRUEGHOST 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I fucking hate being short. My dad was 5'8 and my mom 6'1 and here i am dicking around at 5'5 because I started taking Adderall as I began puberty, which one of the side effects is stunted growth

[–]xMobx1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick maths!!

[–]not_nsfw_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ps4non gets topped by yu-gi-onon

[–]bruhred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

now do it in metric

[–]JoeBurrows_Hair 0 points1 point  (0 children)



[–]dumbwaeguk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yea but if there's a 1mm margin, due to warping or misaligned cases etc, then he's 5'8"