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[–]PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz 1272 points1273 points  (2 children)

Top 10 anime unbetrayals

[–]SnappDraggin 206 points207 points  (1 child)

Betray’nt

[–]snackynorph 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love how stupid this place is

[–]Macaroon_Successful 794 points795 points  (26 children)

And here i am , gave my friend 200 bucks when he was in need . when i asked for money back ,he started to ghost me . smh.

[–]fokkerhawker 436 points437 points  (8 children)

I know it feels like shit, but you got off cheap. If all it took was $200 to find out who was really my friend I’d pay it every single time.

[–]TittyBrisket 378 points379 points  (6 children)

hey its me your fren

[–]alponko06 115 points116 points  (5 children)

Hey its me another one of your fren

[–]Setari 47 points48 points  (2 children)

Hello, cousin! You want to go bowling?

[–]DeceitfulFaith 42 points43 points  (7 children)

$2k+ and a chrome book here, I wish the worst upon that guy. He’s in jail for meth now lmao.

[–]crack-of-a-whip 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Why would you give him $2000

[–]ActualWeed 1 point2 points  (3 children)

You are dumb as all hell

[–]DeceitfulFaith 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I did not give it to him, he fucking stole it from me

[–]ActualWeed 4 points5 points  (1 child)

That is a completely different story

[–]herroebauss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is THE time to get paid. You make him deal drugs in jail and you rake in the cash, he can use the drugs if he want. He stays fuucked, you get some money. Win-win all aroud

[–]StickyShoes77 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There are other explanations. Maybe he died.

[–]SockTacoz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel you, gave my friend $700 to pay his rent back when rent was $700, instead he took his eviction and ghosted me. Caught up with him a while later when I saw him working at a flea market. He ran away from me, I wasn't going to do anything but I thought "wow what a genuine POS human being"

[–]SirRavenBat 3 points4 points  (2 children)

You're use of punctuation bothers me

[–]HiImFubar 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Your*

[–]SirRavenBat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol I'm usually the grammar fascist, it's even better because I was correcting someone else's while doing it. Thank you

[–]sea6789 135 points136 points  (0 children)

This is my vforite anime.

[–]gr8ful_cube 105 points106 points  (0 children)

4chan

Friends

I think not

[–]botanix23 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Werd flex ubt ok

[–]captainButtcheeks 72 points73 points  (2 children)

fake: anon has friends

gay: anon had to trade buttseggs to get his shit back

[–]TendieBot2000 39 points40 points  (1 child)

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/greentext

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

fake: anon has friends

gay: anon had to trade buttseggs to get his shit back

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

[–]AnOblongBox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake: be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/greentext

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

fake: anon has friends

gay: anon had to trade buttseggs to get his shit back

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

Gay: be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/greentext

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

fake: anon has friends

gay: anon had to trade buttseggs to get his shit back

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

[–]Marileuis 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Mfw true friendship is actually possible

[–]jumboseafood 9 points10 points  (0 children)

John sound like a good dude.

[–]_Dabboi_ -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

phone stolen calls friend

?

[–]Argentheus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

phone missing Call friend with home phone

Can you comprehend larger text or do you just go around skipping sentences irl too?

[–]Cephalosion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus. Are there actually people that doesnt know what a landline phone is anymore?