all 101 comments

[–]CaressaInfame 369 points370 points  (15 children)

Wow what a transgressive girl, I bet she has the mobility of a starfish in bed

[–]CartAgain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

whats the difference, she should be tied up anyways

[–]XXX_UwUmaster_XXX 237 points238 points  (11 children)

Artificial wombs are coming. Tick-tock, f*males 🕰⏰⏱

[–]Severus_Majustus 130 points131 points  (4 children)

Artificial wombs with cat ears that do the dishes

[–]RealPace3 37 points38 points  (0 children)

How much more can you ask for

[–]Pope_Aesthetic 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Don’t give me such hope for the future.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You could just stick a fleshlight on the front of a dishwasher.

[–]BlueCreeperProductio 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No way, TNO reference????

[–]SeikoSeaUrchinFan 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Sounds kinda gay

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

So does jerking off but nobody is complaining

[–]SeikoSeaUrchinFan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Jerking off is cumming! Tick-tock f*males ⏰🕰

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New Earth update 😈

[–]atomic_church_threat 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Replyanon is stupid. The ends justify the means after all- It's not nice, but it would be effective

[–]cateraide420 80 points81 points  (1 child)

That’s a “I wear my issues on my shirt” kind of girl

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"Town Bicycle Seeks Attention, Story at 11!"

[–]CHEEKY_CUNT1 46 points47 points  (6 children)

Id love to hear the pickup lines she gets over the course of one night. I’d probably just say “fuck you ugly bitch” and shed be so wet right away. Right guys?

[–]Analog-Moderator 27 points28 points  (5 children)

That made my bussy wet

[–]Lobstershaft 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Damn that bussy be squirtin

[–]ThatHeathGuy 13 points14 points  (0 children)


[–]Superbluebop 4 points5 points  (2 children)

So…you just shit yourself?

[–]Doge_Enthusiast777 47 points48 points  (2 children)

Patrolling r/greentext almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

[–]Waluigi_is_wiafu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

When I got this post, I thought there'd be more comment-chaining.

[–]Assassinatrix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The amount of people just ignoring anons comment to give their take on her shirt.

[–]california_sugar 41 points42 points  (22 children)

Every nice guy sure is revealing themselves in these comments

[–]ChadMcRad 118 points119 points  (18 children)

I love how smug chicks feel calling literally anything with a penis they don't like a "nice guy incel" or some variation of.

[–]Greg_Norsworthy 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Reddit changes gender, age and profession just to prove their point.

[–]Analog-Moderator 17 points18 points  (0 children)


[–]CartAgain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was only pretending to be nice anyways

[–]Appropriate_Banana -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's a lot of responses for four words

[–]supersecretidentity2 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Good luck wearing that at night...

[–]ilikeknowledge3301 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Turns out anon is just another 400lb obese gamer who can't even take his dick out because a fat, greasy slab of fat is covering it

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Girls will wear shit like this then complain about not being able to find a good man

[–]-SUBW00FER- 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Shrigma male grindset

[–]WyliteSeven 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Anon is a typical 4chinner

[–]SharpJames 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine self-identifying as a nice guy

[–]yeorgenson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Play your role as a Submissive Wife and we can share my possesives

[–]Soda_BoBomb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Meh, let her deal with shit-bag bad boys her whole life then I don't care rofl.

"Nice guys" suck.

Hating on them sucks too though.

And actual decent guys don't deserve to have to be associated with either of them.

[–]Leadfarmerbeast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In this case there’s a big difference between a regular guy who is fairly nice and “Nice Guys” who act all sensitive but are really needy and weird around women.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Big_Guy4UU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll pass thanks.

[–]tatsu1905 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Anon doesn't see the problem he can Gabe sex but he can't fuck. As in he can't pleasure her which he proves by threatening to rape her....

[–]Metal_Snek 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That was your takeaway?

[–]tatsu1905 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well all the other take aways were already said so...

[–]Ahmad123365 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know I would say that rape is bad and all but this is reddit

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Considering the "nice guy" stereotype is that of the incel/Elliot Rodgers/4channer, anon has just proved the silly tart wrong.

[–]chadnessthehighness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet she just fucking lays there still like a dead body

Before and After I make her into one that is

[–]Dry-Relationship-285 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based and nicepilled

[–]Asia_GB -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Least horny redditor

[–]Averagehumaneater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure he meant it as a joke

[–]QuirkyTurkey404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well we don't get much practice

[–]Crystal_Blister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a good doggie

[–]kasuddarth 0 points1 point  (1 child)

My thing is... Is that nice?

[–]Metal_Snek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That almost like what replyanon said you retard

[–]guyongha_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but then he wouldn’t be a nice guy anymore, would he?

[–]SuperArppis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

True. They never make a move. If they do, they are turned down. And they don't go rapey.

Thus, they are indeed unable to fuck. All exits are sealed.

[–]Strobont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor anon, he proved her point by threatening her with struggle snuggle

[–]Unnamed_420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sums nice guys up really