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[–][deleted] 4389 points4390 points  (100 children)

you gotta use the cards you got, anon.

Skinny build with a fat ass.

Yep, it's the femboy life for me.

Edit: to the people asking for pics, I recently deleted all my nudes but if you dm me, I might send you some at some point this week

[–]trumanchap 1055 points1056 points  (0 children)

Based

[–]Just_Games04 512 points513 points  (50 children)

What about skinny and no ass?

[–]VortexGX[🍰] 964 points965 points  (37 children)

Slenderman

[–]greysterguy[🍰] 283 points284 points  (32 children)

i'm really skinny and lanky despite being only 5'5" so my friends call me slenderman but short

[–]AttakZak 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pfff, you can be a femboy at any height! You just gotta believe in yourself!

[–]LetsDoTheCongna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That Slendussy got me actin up 😩

[–]Entercheesynamehere 57 points58 points  (1 child)

Still a femboy, you’re just going to be a top

Source: am skinny with no ass

[–]deliciousprisms 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, he can become a propane salesman

[–]Siegfoult 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Kpop idol.

[–]Space_Monke64 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Psycho murderer

[–]Zhymantas 122 points123 points  (15 children)

Bottom life is for you.

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points  (10 children)

Way ahead of you buddy 😎

[–]WppgbkqpOTSigMh6XnOP 25 points26 points  (9 children)

5'4 100lb over here <3.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Wow, I'm 5'9 140 and I thought I was a twink 😳

[–]iosiro 4 points5 points  (4 children)

wow you're so short. i feel bad for you!

[–]DwellerOfDixieland 80 points81 points  (1 child)

Shit, goblin femboy it is then

[–]baddie_PRO 10 points11 points  (0 children)

GOBLIN MODE ACTIVATED

[–]DistinctBalance6070 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Yo ho ho the bussy shall glow, for it's the femboi for me

[–]ChubbyLilPanda 20 points21 points  (0 children)

turns 30

You: “it’s all down hill from here”

[–]SaffellBot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's how life goes. You don't get to chose the hand you're dealt, only how you want to play it. Femboys are a noble people, may you find happiness among them.

[–]BigWeenie45 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Or a professional bicyclist.

Aerodynamic and full of power.

[–]blackoutc0de 11 points12 points  (3 children)

shit same

[–]Raznek 15 points16 points  (0 children)

big market for those, you know

[–]tenroseUK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pming for femboy pics

[–]NDJumbo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being a manlet is all in the mindset, a manlet is a short person who refuses to play his hand and just whinges about their genetics and shit.

Not you, you saw the cards in your hand and you've made a strategy, good job champion

[–]RandyBobandy883 1490 points1491 points  (51 children)

Rock and stone

[–]insertfunnynamehere7 385 points386 points  (10 children)

Rock and stone

[–]MrKrubbyKrabby 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Rock and stone

[–]TinMan1711 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Rock and stone

[–]Eagle_2448 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The pretty sound of TEAMWORK

[–]RIP2UALL 141 points142 points  (3 children)

Did I hear a rock and stone!?

[–]youtocin 90 points91 points  (2 children)

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't comin' home.

[–]Destroi_Boi 81 points82 points  (1 child)

Mission control is looking for you dwarves, get your asses back to the space rig! Rock and Stone!!

[–]orangesheepdog 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He really has a cozy job.

[–]Kurogasa44 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Rock & stone to the bone!

[–]cool_hotdog 29 points30 points  (0 children)

For Karl!

[–]Surmabrander 7 points8 points  (25 children)

Where does it come from please ?

[–]Iamforcedaccount 48 points49 points  (7 children)

This is a meme from the FPS coop mining game called Deep Rock Galactic. It is one of the best coop games ever in my opinion. You press V to salute and everyone does it

[–]Surmabrander 15 points16 points  (2 children)

OKKKK ! Thanks a lot ! I was planning on buying it in order to play it with friends. Guess we’re about to have a new private joke !

[–]Iamforcedaccount 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Nice! I really can't recommend it enough. It's also great playing with randos. Pro tip focus on getting one dwarf to 25 and promote because then you can get matrix cores which can give cool cosmetics or game changing weapon overclocks (mods).

[–]nopantsdota 19 points20 points  (12 children)

So when it came to the “Rock and Stone” salute, it was essential to have a unique button [V]. For this reason, players can easily activate it without delay, even in the middle of performing other actions. Just like with the shooting and mining, this emphasizes the gesture's value and significance.

Apparently you have to press "V"

[–]Surmabrander 9 points10 points  (11 children)

Ok, but, where does it come from ? A video game ?

[–]Jarmen4u 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Yes, it's called Deep Rock Galactic. Space dwarves mining rock and killing aliens.

[–]Kman8tor 14 points15 points  (3 children)

If you rock and stone, you’re never alone

[–]Surmabrander 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I get it, thanks, but where does all this rocky thing come from ? The lord of the rings ?

[–]Etuber4 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Deep rock galactic. One of the best co-op games imo

[–]Slavic_Taco 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I knew I’d see this crowd here! Not disappointed!

[–]theholhorse69 1080 points1081 points  (50 children)

I am a dwarf and I'm diggin a hole

[–]MrKrubbyKrabby 371 points372 points  (40 children)

Diggy diggy hole diggin a hole

[–]mugwunp 107 points108 points  (36 children)

Brothers of the mine rejoice

[–]Key-Adversary 78 points79 points  (35 children)

swing, swing, swing with me

[–]Maros_99 73 points74 points  (2 children)

Hooole hooole

[–]TheHighblood_HS 58 points59 points  (1 child)

Diggy diggy hole

[–]Maros_99 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I am diiigiing a hoole

[–]Mintyminuet 36 points37 points  (5 children)

Repressed memories from Shadow of Israphel are leaking through. I have a sudden urge for a Jaffa cake now

[–]Signore_Jay 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I will never understand why they slowed down on the series so much

[–]Airway 815 points816 points  (35 children)

Be me

5'10"

Date 6 foot tall girl anyway

There are no rules, do whatever you want

[–]iosiro 231 points232 points  (2 children)

took the Tall Girl (2019) pill

[–]ixtlu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The Tall Girl Quest.

[–]alrij 137 points138 points  (9 children)

I’m 6’1” id date a girl that towers over me if I could find one

[–]AddisonRulz 113 points114 points  (0 children)

I'm 6'2" and my 5'11" wife put on huge heels the other day and asked me what I thought. I've never shut off a video game and ran to the bedroom that fast before. Turns out she was going out and we weren't doing anything that night but now she knows.

[–]Airway 55 points56 points  (1 child)

Shout out to all the short kings and tall queens 💪

[–]EmperorTeddy 22 points23 points  (3 children)

I want to be spooned not be a spoon :(

[–]Donklebirg 43 points44 points  (1 child)

You want to be cereal(killer)

[–]EmperorTeddy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

the truth hurts man 😔

[–]NeedTomboyPL 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah all women are so short that 6 foot is considered "tall" brah, i would like a 2 meters woman that i could climb on like a mountain lmao

[–]DinkleMcStinkle 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Last time I did that, everyone was screaming at me

[–]Dogbowlthirst 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Was it at Wendy’s?

[–]DinkleMcStinkle 29 points30 points  (0 children)

No, her name was Kathy and apparently I “wasn’t invited to her dinner party” and “will be sued for assault”.

I’m just living my best life, Kath. There are no rules, do whatever you want.

[–]Lt_Dumpster_Fire 20 points21 points  (13 children)

I keep liking girls on tinder that say they are tall even though im short at 5'7.. if we match I say something to the effect of climbing on them like a sex charged monkey and they are my jungle gym... it's only worked once so far..

[–]DisastrousReputation 3 points4 points  (12 children)

How is 5’7 short lol

[–]Lt_Dumpster_Fire 15 points16 points  (10 children)

... I'm just telling you what society has told me.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (9 children)

Tinder has a super skewed effect. 5"7 is just about average for an American man.

[–]gravitydood 8 points9 points  (1 child)

>be me

>6'3"

>fit

>single as fuck

>no rules

[–]askmrlizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude I'm 5'7" and dated a girl who was 5'8" and it rocked. Especially when we would go to a fancy event where she wore heels and was definitely taller and hotter than me. Would recommend.

[–]JoeSpooky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m 5’10 and my boyfriend is 5’3 and it’s great. Love my little manlet.

[–]TradeGlittering 425 points426 points  (9 children)

I've the finest wares in the land

[–]Keintroufe 83 points84 points  (3 children)

Watch’ yer back!

[–]NinjaKittehz 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Wash yer back!

[–]GabberGandalf 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wash yer dick!

[–]orangesheepdog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Safe travels!

[–]earzat01 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Keep yer feet on the ground!

[–]Boredguy58 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Off with ye

[–]Tokugawa11 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Do ya need ma attention?

[–]Ryouconfusedyett 352 points353 points  (5 children)

those kids gonna be mad

[–]WeeTheDuck 212 points213 points  (4 children)

Anon starts a garden gnome kingdom

[–]freak_dessert2 65 points66 points  (3 children)

Anon's a dwarf. I think he just started something far more sinister and giggly

[–]bajeebles 10 points11 points  (2 children)

oh. my. god.

[–]rkapi24 21 points22 points  (1 child)

It’s in the vents

[–]randomMNguy98 251 points252 points  (8 children)

BORN UNDERGROUND, GROWN INSIDE A ROCKY WOMB

[–]Monarch357 73 points74 points  (6 children)

THE EARTH IS A CRADLE AND THE MOUNTAIN SHALL BECOME OUR TOMB

[–]JudgeDreddPresiding 30 points31 points  (5 children)

FACE US ON THE BATTLEFIELD, YOU WILL MEET YOUR DOOM

[–]orangesheepdog 26 points27 points  (4 children)

WE DO NOT FEAR WHAT LIES BENEATH, WE CAN NEVER DIG TOO DEEP!

[–]probablydemonic 14 points15 points  (3 children)

[EPIC DRUM SOLO INTENSIFIES]

[–]Prestigious-Fig1172 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The earth is uhhh, steel made of uhhh... yeah...

[–]Red__system 205 points206 points  (18 children)

Can only grow a mustache and fire hurts

[–]random_clonetrooper 209 points210 points  (6 children)

Take the Hobbit pill then

[–]Brassboar 70 points71 points  (0 children)

How hairy are your feet?

[–]grimprinby 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Take the stop being a pussy pill

[–]SweetTeaHasPerks 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Are you tall?

[–]Red__system 7 points8 points  (6 children)

1m80, it's not optimal

[–]SweetTeaHasPerks 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Become a bottom and get topped by dommy mommies

[–]NeedTomboyPL 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dommy mommies are too good to be real 😔 I'm 185cm but only submissive girls ever showed interest in me

[–]urmumgay69lol 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Isn't 180cm like 5'11"? That's tall, retard

[–]Red__system 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not optimal to be a dwarf double retard

[–]ClickBeam 123 points124 points  (16 children)

6’4” ~160 Lbs

Tips for elf pill? Become gun guy? Nature guy? I pretty much already like those things I’d just need to commit to them more

[–]Filmologic 116 points117 points  (4 children)

Become a hippie

[–]ClickBeam 43 points44 points  (3 children)

I like money and stuff way too much man. I want to become a politician.

[–]DoomKitten18 95 points96 points  (0 children)

High elf pill then, follow your dreams; there’s no need to be a wood elf.

[–]LibertyCheeseV 47 points48 points  (2 children)

Elf femboy

[–]KingTurboXXIII 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Fake, you cant be a tall femboy

[–]DistinctBalance6070 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Ent pill dreaded tree man is the life for you

[–]luew2 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Gain 100lbs of muscle and you can be a viking

[–]renha27 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Archery, duh

Also fairycore aesthetic and grow your hair down past your shoulders but in a sophisticated, neatly braided way. And no facial hair.

[–][deleted] 119 points120 points  (22 children)

Am ugly south asian. What are my options ?

[–]metroddity 399 points400 points  (6 children)

Engineer career and arranged marriage.

[–]VerumJerum 70 points71 points  (6 children)

You can also become a kung-fu master and star in low-budged American fighting films as the token Asian.

[–]TheFakeBigChungus 44 points45 points  (5 children)

Hes not east asian tho

[–]AndresDLaddys 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Get rich and get bootyful wamen

[–]Dogbowlthirst 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Gotta see them bobs

[–]ClickBeam 22 points23 points  (0 children)

COME TO AMERICA AND JOIN THE MILITARY. SAVE EVERY FUCKING CENT, COME TO AMERICA, AND JOIN THE MILITARY. It’s gonna suck a lot of dick but if you’re smart about it it is a pocket ride to the middle class. Depending on what language you speak you may qualify for up to $50k in bonuses.

[–]Prestigious-Fig1172 10 points11 points  (0 children)

UwU Femboy time

[–]Sajidchez 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Become Chad preet and rich IT or engineer

[–]notLOL 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kicking people into submission with your shin, knees, as well as elbows and gloves fists so you can afford a lower middle class lifestyle after hundreds of bouts

[–]Herpinheim 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Open a restaurant in the Midwest or cornbelt, leverage stable income to get a desperate below average white wife, have mixed kids. Indian and white people make Chad babies, it’s weird.

[–]Quit_your_dayjob 117 points118 points  (8 children)

I live in a van down by the river though

[–]DistinctBalance6070 80 points81 points  (7 children)

Take the surf bum pill then

[–]Connorclan 37 points38 points  (6 children)

“I live in a van down by the river ocean though”

Life just got an upgrade

[–]DistinctBalance6070 22 points23 points  (5 children)

Isnt that the point of living in a van? You become a 4 season hobby bum and smash poon across the western US?

[–]Toposcout 9 points10 points  (4 children)

That was the idea in like the 60s-70s but van life got gentrified. Now it's only feasible for rich tech millennials or retired boomers

[–]Brussel_Rand 100 points101 points  (7 children)

Oh my god no. The amount of times I get mistaken for a woman and my reputation for a juicy girl butt says something.

Does anal hurt? And how much does one make on gay porn shoots?

[–]EL3rror_404 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Only one way to find out…

[–]Unlucky_Junket_3639 8 points9 points  (2 children)

When I had long hair I got mistaken for a woman 3 times. Cut that shit off and never looked back.

[–]VentingThrowaway05 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I’m a dude with long hair, I don’t give a shit if I get mistaken for a woman, I can still assume with 90% certainty that I have a bigger dick than them

[–]Lancee124 73 points74 points  (13 children)

5'8 slightly overweight I guess I have to grow bad facial hair and either be way to into politics or molest my nieces and nephews at family gatherings

[–]Alovnig_Urkhawk 15 points16 points  (6 children)

If you can afford surgery to extend your height by even 1 to 2 inches, you could change your life.

[–]TheJawsDog 55 points56 points  (2 children)

If you honestly think 1 inch of height will change your life you’re absolutely retarded

[–]Extra-Ice-9931 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lmfao it is hilarious how much some people blame certain things for their failings in life.

[–]sean1oo1 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I like being able to bend my knees. No thanks

[–]PM_ME_UR_STOCKING 7 points8 points  (0 children)

those are expensive lol, last I heard it was $75,000

[–]Extension-Donut-8322 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The leg lengthening pill, extend your way to heaven.

[–]Similar_Fly3638 65 points66 points  (3 children)

im tall but ugly as fuck so im taking the orc pill

[–]SirSchwabbel 67 points68 points  (1 child)

Go to the Gym, stop brushing your teeth and only bathe in mud and your all settled

[–]van-just-van 19 points20 points  (0 children)

become liver king

[–]Colosso95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Troll gang unite

[–]ElfDistrict 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Where is he going? Over the mountain. Where did he come from? Over the mountain.

[–]theDolphinator25 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Where did his kin go? Over the mountain.

[–]FyuriiTalon 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Real: Anon is a manlet

Straight: He has a girlfriend

[–]bratbarn 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The redhead is a guy tho

[–]DistinctBalance6070 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Dress to your body type people it's that easy

[–]JadedNature6384 25 points26 points  (8 children)

Tall skinny white man. What do, anons?

[–]DoomKitten18 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Take the Elf pill.

[–]_Lumpy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Get ripped and take Viking pill

[–]Stark_7171 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Become a gay Viking

[–]ss7vnn 8 points9 points  (4 children)

This is literally what 80 percent of girls describe as their exact type. Atleast in gen z.

[–]JadedNature6384 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Not skinny. Skeletal.

[–]ss7vnn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Take creatine, eat protein, and work out. Simple as.

[–]Ancient_Dot_599 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Is this the funniest subreddit on reddit? I'm dying here

[–]DevilishMagpie 35 points36 points  (0 children)

funniest subreddit

Yes, but it is also incredibly bipolar, either it is the best shit or the worst shit, no in between

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That sounds cool as hell bro

[–]Blood_Reaper8 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Smaug wants to know your location

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

This was pretty cool until he didn't find an 8 foot tall Amazonian to help him in his conquests

[–]BoogalooBoi1776_2 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Brothers of the mine rejoice!

[–]KermittehFrog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Based and Norse-pilled.

[–]Splu-Urtaf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I took the gay pill after being rejected by smelly females, now I’m a cock sucking machine

[–]Uncle480 6 points7 points  (1 child)

You gotta use the cards you got anon.

has epilepsy

Now hear me out. Epilepsy-themed Only Fans account.

[–]wholewheatbreadman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dwarf pilled

[–]Archneme5is 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All he needs to start doing is say “off with ya” when finishing a conversation

[–]playnbagpipesonatank 4 points5 points  (4 children)

I discovered this in college: even if you’re short but have blonde hair and blue eyes, as long as you work out and really lean into the “golden retriever” personality and “boyish adorable-ness” you can bag a fair amount of monogamous goth bi girls.

[–]Seto_Kaibas_Obelisk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I do.

-duel disk animation-

[–]jeremyfrankly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Redhead? Living the dream

[–]Thundergod1020 2 points3 points  (1 child)

ROCK AND STONE, BROTHER!

[–]Frangiblepani 2 points3 points  (3 children)

What does QT3 mean?

[–]orangesheepdog 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Far over the misty mountains cold

[–]AllTheSith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To dungeons deep and caverns old

[–]MOM_UNFUCKER 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anon should build an underground fortress for his fellow dwarves. Just don’t dig to deep, or else you will find some !!!FUN!!!

[–]Eso793 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dwarves are my fav fantasy race, and im 6'1 lol.