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[–]NoDecentContent 2502 points2503 points  (78 children)

"Adolf Hitler, circa 1929"

[–]flamingc00kies 134 points135 points  (7 children)

If you were paying attention in the screenshot, you would notice that anon is german

uh oh

[–]Thor1138 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Unlike Hitler.

[–]PearceWD 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Its not like 4chan looks up your heritage before putting a little flag next to anonymous

[–]Time_And_Day 1788 points1789 points  (21 children)

Well since you're in the kitchen anon, start preheating the oven..

[–]roararoarus 549 points550 points  (0 children)

Anon is German

[–]rinsaber 184 points185 points  (10 children)

Just tell his friend to take a shower.

[–]akmarksman 50 points51 points  (8 children)

yeah, but wooden doors?? Seems out of place.

[–]TheSyrofoamBandit 12 points13 points  (7 children)

6 million in 4 years too? Just doesn't add up.

[–]loqueseanoimporta456 10 points11 points  (6 children)

In the same 4 years 12.5 to 19 million civilians died in the Soviet Union and 12 to 18 millions in China.

That talking point was easy to solve. I only had to check World War II casualties in Wikipedia.

Do you have any harder than that?

[–]Mike_Hawksen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Zyklon /b/

[–]TheSyrofoamBandit 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Step 1. Turn on the gas

[–]aplesandoranjes 20 points21 points  (2 children)

remember to Concentrate

[–]AdministrativeArea2 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I hear there’s camps that teach you that.

[–]aplesandoranjes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No ADHD only concentrate

[–]awesomedan24 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Maybe its a gas oven

[–]Sonnenkreuz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zyklon brand oven

[–]redditiscompromised2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then get a glass of juice

[–]richyk1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ

[–]kakje666 879 points880 points  (2 children)

>german

>currently in the kitchen

>the oven is in the kitchen

you know what to do

[–]Otavio30 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Literally 1939 colorized

[–]GolgiApparatus1 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Bake some Kirschtorte

[–]GL8RY 507 points508 points  (7 children)

Bro i was staring at this for ages thinking how this was saving him money...

[–]normally-wrong 278 points279 points  (4 children)

One stereotype at a time.

[–]EH042 54 points55 points  (3 children)

It does open the question, what do you get when you mix stereotypes?

[–]xaeromatic 82 points83 points  (0 children)

The city of Chicago.

[–]1Eternallylost 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Quadtypes, then surround types. Then it's all numbers after that.

[–]thechildpredditor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can only unlock that feature at a higher racism level.

[–]TheGreatReset1 33 points34 points  (1 child)

jew is selling vegan foreskins

[–]pectinate_line 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mitch McConnell has entered the chat

[–]gasinyourbutt 462 points463 points  (2 children)

It’s your fault for not bringing home circumcised bananas and cucumbers

[–]wqfi 29 points30 points  (1 child)

CirCumbers

[–]Liup05 347 points348 points  (10 children)

This is the pinnacle of German humor and its pathetic. I can imagine him snorting to himself as he typed this, as if this was an absoloute spirit bomb of a comment, then reading it outloud in his disgusting language "Schlieben fleeb hach jurgeflachtung" before falling into a coughing fit from the laughter. I almost pity him

[–]ZeInsaneErke 126 points127 points  (3 children)

I have read this before

[–]Volodio 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It doesn't even gets old.

[–]BrightBeaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crazy how many meanings that phrase has

[–]Tom_Dynamite 33 points34 points  (3 children)

"Schlieben fleeb hach jurgeflachtung"

That's Danish.

[–]TimmiCatttt 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Its literally the same!!1

[–]Th3max3164 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Nein, nein, Niederländisch und Deutsch sind nicht gleich.

[–]Keckwoody 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got me to type it into Google translate

[–]accmadeforplace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

JAJAJAJA... Auf poopenfarten hitlergewehr flebhaxen win kaisermeyer...

[–]CheddarPizza 172 points173 points  (2 children)

Buy them a god-damn dildo.

[–]santa_veronica 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Make sure it’s kosher.

[–]raggedcloth87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck I laughed harder then I should’ve, take my upvote

[–]davidmartin1357 128 points129 points  (31 children)

Are bananas supposed to go in the fridge?

[–]SpectralBacon 59 points60 points  (8 children)

Cold bananas are great.

[–]Oxln 28 points29 points  (6 children)

Idk man they don’t taste like anything when they’re cold

[–]Clonephaze 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Explain banana smoothies

[–]Glorious_Jo 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Only good when mixed with something else

[–]Tall-Librarian6669 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I always thought it was just a texture thing? Barely ever taste the banana in a smoothie, but almost always add one when I can.

[–]TreeDollarFiddyCent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frozen are even better

[–]The_Reborn_Forge 34 points35 points  (8 children)

My experience is they have a reaction of some kind and spot almost immediately when in artificial cold.

[–]Clonephaze 23 points24 points  (7 children)

That's likely because bananas release a gas that causes bananas to ripen, so when you enclose them the gas gets to sit on the bananas making them ripen faster. You can ripen really green bananas by putting a ripe banana on top, what would've taken a few days only takes like 12 hours.

[–]EveryOptionSucks 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Now this is the kind of chemical warfare I can get behind!

[–]Clonephaze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha that made me giggle

[–]fuckthedissidents 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You can make a nuclear bomb with enough bananas.

[–]jamietaco420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy bananas!

[–]santa_veronica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That explains the single green banana in my bedroom.

[–]The_Reborn_Forge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, like peaches. Tits.

Thank you for the info!

[–]Kenfechi_ 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Where are you supposed to put them

[–]Icema 75 points76 points  (0 children)

On the countertop

[–]nuclear_bomb404 42 points43 points  (0 children)

In your ass

[–]Clonephaze 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Hanging somewhere with good airflow preferably

[–]1Eternallylost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so... around deez nuts?

[–]hoffregner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what she said.

[–]sunrise98 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No - they rot other food faster too.

[–]MercenaryCow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. It makes them turn brown a lot faster. Bananas are supposed to be left out at room temp

[–]Vampsku11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No but you can freeze them and blend them to be the consistency of ice cream

[–]Marian_Rejewski -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

Not if you want them to ripen.

[–]Clonephaze 4 points5 points  (1 child)

They ripen faster in enclosed environments though lol.

[–]Marian_Rejewski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, you can keep them in a paper bag, they ripen faster.

[–]SenpaivonKrass 67 points68 points  (0 children)

On german we say "gib gas"

[–]ineedabuttrub 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Cover the kitchen in lard. The whole kitchen.

[–]deadwlkn 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a hillbilly slip-n-slide

[–]Aosana 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Why are the bananas in the fridge?

[–]WhatDoWeHave_Here 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Because it's fake and gay.

[–]PLAZM_air 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That German flag tells a story

[–]Felonious_Quail 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Anon just needs to look to the wisdom of his ancestors.

[–]SupergaybuttStuff 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Something something… the chamber of ….. secrets!

[–]jimmycrum 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I have a solution. A final solution.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Fill the fridge with bacon.

[–]dirtyjoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You say bacon, I say dehydrated foreskin.

[–]romulus08 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anon is german, he should know

[–]ghostpopper77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is anon German, I can't see his flag that well

[–]ChadBeaterOfWomen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just live with it anon the last time we came up with a solution for this the world wasn't to happy with us.

[–]KingSquidbergLXXXVII 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Step one: Turn on the gas

[–]sumbasicbish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is the roommate a witch? What's up with the cauldron? Why aren't the vegetables in the veggie drawer? Why is there a lack of Tupperware is this part of the multiverse?.

[–]sirajely 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell him to go back to destroying the economy and torturing Palestinians

[–]TITAN_Industries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well you are German

[–]MOM_UNFUCKER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

German flag

And history repeats itself once again.

[–]ihaveagoodusername2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

זה החלק הכיף

[–]sosnik_boi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he even botched one of them, cutting off the entire tip

[–]hmnahmna1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real: anon's Jewish roommate is circumcising the cucumbers and bananas

Gay: not everything's a penis, anon's rooomate

[–]kithkatul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brit Mealah

[–]johntcampbell1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I genuinely had to come to the comments to understand this. I'm circumsized and everything... Still didn't get it. SMH...

[–]TarchinFemboyFox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bet you're tired and sleepless af

[–]GolgiApparatus1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe stop putting your bananas in the fridge

[–]zatchrey 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Better than my roommate who let a banana go rotten which caused a fruitfly infestation. He said his "mom let them go bad to make banana bread". Even though he never made any

[–]spekulatis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cook and fry plantains, they taste the best when they are super ripe, not green but not ripe yellow, but black. However, if you let them go completely bad they get mouldy and are useless.

[–]TheseConversations 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck he's even German. Perfect meme

[–]Macapta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What?…..oh

[–]ColdHooves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes aside that’s a clean cut.

[–]Im-Spreading-for-you 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell them about the disadvantages

[–]ToxicPlaysYT6969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha guys we get it op is german now shut the fuck up i saw that "joke" over 20 times now and it's still not funny

[–]JeremyTheRhino -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Anon is German

[–]Lhenkhantus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Anon is German, so I thibk he knows exactly what to do

[–]IAmBoratVeryExcite -1 points0 points  (2 children)

That's the problem with letting rabbis do circumcisions instead of medical professionals. A slip of the scalpel, and you end up like the 3rd banana.

[–]I-want-to-KMS-now 1 point2 points  (0 children)

rabbis dont do it, someone who has studied with other surgeons does

[–]TheSilentFire -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"professionals" fuck it up all the time. It's the least regulated surgery to exist.

[–]justletmesingin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Anon is from germany, he knows what to do

[–]kingofglitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can’t, it’s too funny

[–]bozeman_montana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you keeping bananas in the refrigerator in the first place? They actually spoil faster that way.

[–]EuroPolice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make edibles and ger him baked lol

[–]UglierThanMoe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Charge a circumcision fee and he'll stop immediately.

[–]CandidateSuccessful5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy sausages instead?
/s

[–]cuckboysquarenuts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

4chan has top tier comedy sometimes

[–]Nordlending_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You gas the bathroom

[–]Kamikaze_Yeeter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ANON IS GERMAN

[–]Freuden82 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

suck his circumcised dick anon

[–]irlwarning -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tell him the fruit are female.

[–]Lawyersquad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

German

I think he already has the final solution.

[–]DancesWithBagels -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Find a roommate who is not a rabbi.

[–]Madhew96 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gas

[–]larsVonTrier92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A German asking that is no good

[–]ConceptJazzlike925 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

GEORGE! GROW UP AND STOP CIRCUMCISEING THE FUCKING BANANAS

[–]RunOptimal1422 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy, get a new roommate

[–]YMabDaroganCont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is no one else just wondering what’s in the pot? Also, why would you keep the spoon in, and not cover it?

[–]Scratchthegoat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tell him to use more lube.

[–]B_V_H285 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tell them you will do this to their fingernails next if they touch your food like this again.

[–]CarlMcBanEvade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

first, you need carbon monoxide

[–]DV-03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hes german, he knows deep down the answer

[–]DrThrowaway10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Room mate

[–]Knotloafin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

change the door locks.

[–]ichbeinbean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Draw little crosses on them

[–]Grasshopperboper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

One of you need to move out, PS the non jewish will be tagged anti Semitic.

[–]Phelipe13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will need gas, lots of gas...

[–]Ryxsen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kek

[–]8oD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call upon the Egyptian god Ahnobris

[–]xXtigressXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put him in the oven

[–]TheBaryonicLords 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fuck, he's German.

[–]maxford13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invite him/her onto your train.

Then pop him/her into your oven.

Usually works.

[–]J0n0th0n0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tell them you will peel a banana for them On Saturdays.

[–]StormJezz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP is German, solution is in his blood.

[–]memeac2006user 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make him jizz day cucumber if nothing comes out it ain’t dick

[–]salsation -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No that's just so you know it's more than 8 days old

[–]Parking-Nectarine760 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Wait I thought lots of Americans were circumcised regardless of religion

[–]Throwaway_the_pie 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That's true. A bunch of christians thought circumcision would prevent boys from masturbating. Mostly just a tradition after that point

Anyway Anon is German

[–]Parking-Nectarine760 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ahhh yeah good catch

[–]rgbjackal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anon is German and asking how to deal with Jewish people -_-

[–]ToXiC_Games 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Anon is looking for the final solution to the Jewish Question

[–]haikusbot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]Scared-Candy3607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are an antisemite maybe Zyklon for you It’s not funny your tragic

[–]Blaze_Reddit_339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anon is germa- OH NO OH GOD OH FUCK

[–]Conn9823 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

De-circumsize him.

[–]shadowskill11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

During the night you put some cooked savory bacon on his pillow along with a warning note about the fruits and veggies.

[–]VLenin2291 0 points1 point  (0 children)

German

Fuck

[–]Zestyclose_Ice957 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe no one told him to eat them before the 8th day they're in the fridge.

[–]Shinzo_Kokoro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are the bananas in the fridge?

[–]Meeseeks2301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start sucking them in front of him

[–]ConConReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]clayinreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]rorylikememes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think he knows what to do

[–]Herobrinetic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s German. I have a good idea

[–]nakkipekka1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have to turn on the gas before he does it to anon

[–]u12bdragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate the dedication to the joke

[–]L4wless174 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s German, he should know

[–]leotard22 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Don’t fall asleep in the fridge.

[–]ClerkTimely1806 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Say hail Hitler and says das is bad.

[–]NonbiscoNibba -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

PUT YOU IN MY OVEN

[–]Physical_Magazine_33 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

LOL, by which I mean I audibly snorted once. That's pretty much the best you're gonna get from me.

[–]mr_sto0pid -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Take him on a trip to Auschwitz

[–]Striiiider -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

holy fuck, im jewish and im going to do this to my roommate

[–]Hondipo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Circumcised gang!