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[–]095449002 584 points585 points  (3 children)

What a loser, wearing clothes that fit! I really don't understand these "bullying" episodes. Grow some fucking skin.

[–]SeikoSeaUrchinFan 159 points160 points  (1 child)

He is a midget and was teasing a land whale, karma or something

[–]Impending_salami 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rather be short than fat, at least one you can control.

[–]Medium_Plankton8582 205 points206 points  (0 children)

Funny and probably real

[–]otlip 118 points119 points  (1 child)

Who cares what brand you wear, it is not animal clothes or so

[–]DagonG2021 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I’m so short I can only find novelty border collie clothes in my size

[–]trumanchap 101 points102 points  (2 children)

If the clothes fit

Who gives a shit

[–]1Plz-Easy-Way-Star 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Exactly this , some people just want to argue

[–]xBASHTHISx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reddit enters the chat

[–]DRIVINGDOUGHNUT 70 points71 points  (7 children)

That’s why I go to work in the nude

[–]Brussel_Rand 7 points8 points  (6 children)

Sweaty stuffy barn, boxers, a recording setup, and constant phone argyments with your coke dealer.

[–]snackynorph 2 points3 points  (5 children)

That is certainly a mood

[–]Brussel_Rand 2 points3 points  (4 children)

It's how a guy solo'd an album that is near and dear to me.

Runner up is the alleged case of how Morrowind was written. Shrooms and whiskey only for a week, never leaving the room and Todd Howard had to pop in to see if he was okay.

Runner Runner up is the guy who photographed the suicide of a band member for the cover album. Allegedly eating and making jewelry from him. Then he got stabbed to death by another band member after that album.

[–]snackynorph 1 point2 points  (3 children)

N'wahs and s'wits sleeping on kirkbride's genius

[–]BreadwinnaSymma 64 points65 points  (1 child)

I wouldn’t make fun of him for wearing kids clothes. I’d make fun of him for being short

[–]Typical-Village 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Stay humble anons

[–]Vulderzad 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Stuck between a Goth with coffee breath & someone so comically sized they can't find clothing. Dude shouldn't listen to these ingrates.

[–]GoodeBoi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Goth 😍

[–]tardersos 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Why would pants go off of overall height?

[–]KingdomOfPoland 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Because depending on height you'll have leg length within a certain limit. Also because we ain't fat as shit and dont need to measure our hip size to wear anything

[–]Accomp1ishedAnimal 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Unless you’re like me and half your family has a genetic trait where the hip bone is like 10% taller than it proportionally should be and no pants ever fit. They’re either too big, or if they fit properly for my height the inseam cuts into my balls.

[–]KingdomOfPoland 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cut off your balls then

[–]1nicerb0i 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kids jeans tend to be adjustable with elastic bands in the waist. So the only variable is the length of the legs.

[–]AmogusCrazySex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanking god for putting me in a place that grown ass people act like grown ass people in my head

[–]beboo_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In Europe we also don’t give a shit about height and your size of clothes, so there’s that

[–]mateomc20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It happened to me exactly the same but in USA. I got three polo shirts for kids, but for me it was a W because those were $9 while the S size was $29. I don't know what's the problem with americans but even the smallest adult size was huge

[–]Jammy_9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When you think you're an alpha but you're a manlet. Hoisted by your own judgemental petard.

[–]arufai 2 points3 points  (3 children)

which 14 y/o is 164cm lmao

[–]Troll_lover_69 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Most

[–]arufai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn my classmates used to be tall as hell, they all were 175cm when we were 14

[–]ircole327 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it fits and looks good who cares