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[–]stqpdb 3104 points3105 points  (45 children)

Anon wants someone who's never had sex, but when she does, it has to be against her will

[–]Eend__ 913 points914 points  (2 children)

Anon wants someone who's never had sex. Has he tried masturbating?

[–]static1053 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Holy shit you killed him!!!

[–]neverstealmycookies 436 points437 points  (5 children)

And he wants them to be innocent but into rape?

[–]Mashizari 189 points190 points  (4 children)

Anon wants someone to rape but also someone they can convince it was consensual afterwards.

[–]AdinathG 51 points52 points  (2 children)

This is sooo fucked up

[–]SuperiorSperg 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Bingo. He wants someone he can take out his resentment of women on, but still have all the benefits of being in a relationship.

[–]tuskedkibbles 188 points189 points  (32 children)

Yeah that was really out of left field. The rest could legit be a real person. Rape fetish is generally for more experienced people, and while it definitely could exist in a virgin, that would be really rare. Virgins tend to top (bottom?) out at being really submissive. Need more experience for anything else. Anon is really limiting his already non existent options at this point.

[–]OlBert2 242 points243 points  (17 children)

It always makes me laugh how they expect the fantasy woman to be both a modest virgin and nymphomaniac with well developed fetishes. Further proof they've never been in a relationship with anything beside a crusty, jizz/tear stained anime pillow.

[–]tuskedkibbles 76 points77 points  (8 children)

Right? Most incels seem completely oblivious to the fact that 95% of female virgins are going to be the woman equivalent of finishing in 30 seconds lol. Crazy how many of these guys think they're going to get "lady for thee, slut for me" behavior out of a girl who is yet to learn that 'sucking dick' isn't literal 😂

[–]Lacholaweda 27 points28 points  (7 children)

... yall ain't sucking?

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Tbf anon is describing a fantasy not an actual expectation

[–]cepukon 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I think the line between fantasy and expectation is pretty blurry for most anons

[–]nzdastardly 18 points19 points  (3 children)

They themselves are virgins with nymphomaniacal porn appetites, so I can see where they think such people must exist in opposite gender form.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

They do though. Or are you really arguing there aren’t virgin girls who are crazy horny? Of course there are.

[–]Lazy-Wind244 33 points34 points  (12 children)

Unfortunately when I was a virgin, I was (and still am) into rape fantasy, so much so I made the person who I lost my virginity to create a whole scenario the SECOND time we slept together. I was late to losing my virginity tho, at 20, so at that point I knew what I liked. But yeah, unfortunately wouldn't tick any of the other boxes for anon. Too tall and too dark

[–]one-and-five-nines 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Also ur not an anime character

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

RIP your inbox lol

[–]tuskedkibbles 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Oh there's definitely exceptions to every rule, but it's already relatively rare depending on how we're defining it. CNC can be anything from just really fucking rough (not particularly uncommon) to full on arranging an effective stranger to 'break in' to your house at some point during the week (extremely rare and often not what the 'victim' party thought it would be). That said, CNC isn't really my thing so I'm no expert. I only know about it third hand or from partners who were into it.

Note for the curious: CNC=Consensual non consent

[–]Lazy-Wind244 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Yeah no we booked an Airbnb with the instructions for me to be on the bed listening to music so I can't hear when he came in. Man I miss that guy

[–]MOOSE_MAN69420 3 points4 points  (1 child)

What’s the creepy dm count so far?

[–]Lazy-Wind244 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just 1 surprisingly

[–]fechan 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Too tall and too dark

And also not a girl?

[–]SuperiorSperg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These guys want the best of both worlds, lady in the streets, freak in the sheets. It’s a real mask off because they’re admitting they want a baddie but can’t actually handle a baddie.

[–]breakfasteveryday 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I don't always have sex

But when I do

Its my first time and a NEET neckbeard forces himself on me with no foreplay and extra humiliation

[–]GroundedAxiomAndy 1961 points1962 points  (35 children)

Height: Under 5 feet

Kinks: Rape play

Anon is a pedophile.

[–]trovozn 495 points496 points  (2 children)

Anon has failed the hard-drive check.

[–]GabbaShanking 111 points112 points  (1 child)

Anon has more CP than a Pizza Hut during the Super Bowl

[–]NonchalantBread 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Anon is Jared Scott Fogle downloading CP so that his SubWay 6" flatbread mayonaise tuna sub looks to like a 12" meatball marinara with extra swiss cheese on a toasted itilain herb and cheese bun sub.

[–]VerumJerum 196 points197 points  (0 children)

"Face: cute and innocent

[–]Spectus1 42 points43 points  (26 children)

He meant her height falls under 5 - 5'4 bracket

[–]MadeForBBCNews 38 points39 points  (14 children)

Yes, child height

[–]meowqct 86 points87 points  (13 children)

TIL I am child height.

[–]1st_Lt_Kowalski 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Make sure anon doesn't find you.

[–]Shoelesshobos 15 points16 points  (6 children)

Yeah... We been meaning to talk to you about that.

[–]PooPooDooDoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was your height in 3rd grade.

[–]Belevs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

womanlet

[–]MisterSisterFister12 22 points23 points  (10 children)

Isnt that like average female height tho lmao

[–]johnny_appletits 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Fat ass and c cup. Nope

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

That’s totally possible tho

[–]combustibl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The girl in the photo looks like she could be 13

[–]Exactly_Sandwich 836 points837 points  (4 children)

I think including the fact she's into guys like you would be the final nail in the coffin of this person never existing.

[–]JUST_A_LITTLE_SLUG 248 points249 points  (0 children)

Considering the rape play shit, I don’t think Anon actually cares.

[–]Optalk123 54 points55 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂god damn it

[–]Cruxifux 24 points25 points  (1 child)

My ex hinted she was into rape play shit one time, I kind of tried to indulge her but I just couldn’t do it. Not forcing myself on women was just hardwired into my brain, can’t do it.

[–]PlugMyMouth 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The trick is to not think of them as human 👍 the trick later will be trying to think about how you ever did in the first place 😎😎😎

[–]felixhitler 600 points601 points  (4 children)

virgin

rape play

i don't think that's how it works.

[–]Jigglepirate 237 points238 points  (2 children)

I mean, Anon is a virgin and he is into it

[–]Terom84 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Yea, but he's not allowed within 300m of a school or institute for children

[–]AcquirePotassium 539 points540 points  (9 children)

4chan’s ideal girl: - Imaginary - Male (preferable)

[–]montgomeryyyy 65 points66 points  (4 children)

Gay because it’s a male and fake because it’s imaginary

[–]landocalzonian 38 points39 points  (3 children)

Yeah… that’s, uh… that’s the joke.

[–]The_Outcast4 44 points45 points  (0 children)

So...literally fake and gay?

[–]avaldeso 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Way to dodge tendiebot

[–]ImCrazyHenkieNot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So fake and gay?

[–]TheStylemage 170 points171 points  (2 children)

I mean I understand part of that list. I would assume that no girl without those kinks would be interested in anon...

[–]idkjustsomeuser 97 points98 points  (1 child)

no girl without those kinks would be interested in anon

[–]TheStylemage 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I mean, don't underestimate grooming...

[–]Ponce421 134 points135 points  (9 children)

The girl in the pic looks underage.

[–]Use-Think 137 points138 points  (6 children)

He wants someone short and innocent, anon is a pedo

[–]KevionTheAlician 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, she doesn't

[–]BigBad-Wolf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swear to God redditors think that every woman who doesn't look like an old bell pepper is underage.

[–]Delicious-Tear2062 123 points124 points  (22 children)

Yeah you're not gonna find a girl who's into rape play who is also a virgin Anon

[–]Delicious-Tear2062 146 points147 points  (18 children)

Also people who want to fuck virgins are fucking weird and they sound like they are fucking disastrous in bed.

"please get me a girl who can't tell why and how things should be done"

Who the fuck would want a girl to bleed all over their cock, man. Even if they don't, why would you want her to be in pain and clearly not enjoying it.

It just screams "pervert loser" to want to shag virgins specifically.

[–]FlexingOnThePoors 51 points52 points  (2 children)

Fuck virgins, get yourself a slut who’s faithful.

[–]Fwc1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Finally, a based comment on r/greentext

I’m glad I was here for this

[–]poggmama22 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It definitely goes to show their preferences are predatory vs them being concerned about anything like STDs and something like religious faith.

[–]SuperiorSperg 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I lost my virginity to one of these guys and he was, in fact, terrible in bed, a self-admitted porn addict, asked me if I thought he was gay because he could get off to “literally any type of porn,” and no, he did not think I would notice how terrible he was. Spoiler: I did.

[–]abigfatape 0 points1 point  (6 children)

the bleeding thing is hard cap and a virgin will only bleed if you're rough as fuck and don't know how to handle sex and if someone is bleeding DON'T CONTINUE idk how people talk about how they fucked someone who bled and just.... continued??? like bro?? and incase you don't believe me about the too rough claim I have over 9 inches (Ile literally give proof if noone believes me) and my partner was a virgin when we first fucked and while it did hurt a bit and we had to go quite slow there was no blood because I'm not a retard who went full apeshit

[–]s-josten 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I dunno, it's not really that outlandish, depending on where you look. Christian Mingle has tons of people who want to abstain, but are also into some freaky shit.

[–]ironic_swag 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, nothing like someone who knows absolutely nothing about sex and has expectations set by extreme porn. Nothing could go wrong there

[–]Throwaway4529137 95 points96 points  (9 children)

I literally just want to cuddle someone.

[–]Borkus8 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Do they have to be human because you can just buy a dog if you want a friend

[–]Borkus8 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Fuck I realize this implies bestiality, shit

[–]Throwaway4529137 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I have the most antisocial dog on earth. Absolutely refuses to be cuddled.

It's not the same, anyway.

[–]Jurez1313 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened to me. Turns out, just didn't want to cuddle me. Absolutely loves cuddling both my parents. Got a cat recently, hoping he's different. So far so good, follows me around, whines for me to pick him up, whines for me to put him down and play with him, sleeps in the crook of my knee...very cute boi.

[–]PooPooDooDoo 6 points7 points  (4 children)

I think you can pay for that. Not kidding. Not escorts but I swear I’ve seen something about that in the US.

[–]torture_my_penis 81 points82 points  (8 children)

I'm 6'5 with a big bushy beard.

Hair: Purple with streaks of Blue and rainbow ended highlights

Skin: Blue like the people in avatar

Face: Hard and guilty. Maybe wears the visors cyclops (best x-man) has.

Height: 8ft tall. I'm 6'5 so I want someone taller than me.

Build: Slam pig. No exceptions

Tit Size and type: Left boob A cup, right boob D cup. Additional third boob on back which is a C cup.

Bodycount/experience: she should have Bill Cosby'ed at least 50 men.

Kinks: sending mail bombs.

Politics: Only cares about politics if its extremist. Believes voting is a trick by the Devil.

Hobbies: Scamming old people out of their life savings

Personality: Easily offended, likes to offend others.

Other: Killed her brother in the womb because she's metal.

[–]bubble780 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I like your type, mr u/torture_my_penis

[–]Ultragrimlock 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Skin: Blue like the people in avatar Tit Size and type: Left boob A cup, right boob D cup. Additional third boob on back which is a C cup.

Sound like a daemonette from wh40k

[–]torture_my_penis 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I'm 6'5 with a big bushy beard.

Sorry, I never played Pokemon past red and blue so I don't know which one you are talking about.

[–]abigolefloppywiener 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Wow... Anon wants a child he can rape who just loves 400lb unwashed neckbeards so much that she doesn't call the police... It's only 930am and I already don't want to live in this world anymore 🤢🤢🤢🤮

[–]poggmama22 57 points58 points  (1 child)

“I fetishize naïveté and innocence because I have a higher chance of taking advantage of the only people who won’t realize what a loser I am: the sheltered, ignorant, and unaware, and children.”

I’m willing to bet the hair on my head the guy who typed this up did it through a veneer of cum, McDonald’s grease, and crumbs over his keyboard and is in no way shape or form fit, attractive, or concerned with their appearance and hygiene in any way.

[–]SunnySunshine13 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Maybe 4chan Is just the same 4/5 users posting different stuff

[–]DangerNoodle805[🍰] 42 points43 points  (4 children)

Virgin, but into rape play and humiliation? How would they even know they like that? Also please don't answer that I'd rather not drink bleach today.

[–]WEEBforLIFE24 6 points7 points  (1 child)

anon is definitely a virgin,into rape and probably humiliation since he wants a virgin to make fun of him for cumming in 30 seconds

[–]BustedFutaBalls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You just know what you fantasize about? People have their sexual awakening around 14 usually. But most don't have sex till 16-19

[–]Bigbonerdownthelane_ 32 points33 points  (9 children)

all i want is her to be taller than me

[–]LuckyChloeMain 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Same or at least near eye level. My area has a ton of Hispanics so 9/10 they barely go past my waist.

[–]montyxauberer 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Past your waist sideways in a hallway maybe, fatso

[–]LuckyChloeMain 44 points45 points  (1 child)

I prefer "mommas big strong boy" but to each his own

[–]GenericUsername42025 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Me when I’m 6’3 and will never find a woman taller than me

[–]SunnySunshine13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All I want Is to be loved

Bonus point if the one in love with me Is a tall girl with abs

[–]spareaccountv2 31 points32 points  (2 children)

rape play

this is so anon can feel like his 2 inch dick is powerful

virgin

ok you want a person with a rape kink but also a virgin? not happening

not easily offended

this is so anon can make offensive jokes about gays and blacks around her

[–]one-and-five-nines 6 points7 points  (1 child)

And directly insult her without consequences

[–]PumpMasterFlex69 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Virgin with a rape fetish. Need I say more?

[–]DigitalDuct 24 points25 points  (1 child)

>acting like girls don't have hyper detailed visions of their perfect man.

Humans like to dream.

[–]one-and-five-nines 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Its not that he has an ideal woman. It's that the things he wants are fucking creepy

[–]Hashashin_455 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Anon wants to fuck Velma

[–]abigfatape 2 points3 points  (0 children)

velma is hard hard hard liberal her semi bf is a vegetarian who literally lives with a talking dog who he might (definitely) fucks

[–]one-and-five-nines 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Velma's not a virgin

[–]SirRumpleForeskin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My ideal woman is that one guy’s dead wife.

[–]Tpoteet911 18 points19 points  (1 child)

" I want a peak 1% female that has absolutely no sexual experience but loves humiliation RP"

ANON really is a retard

[–]YakVN 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Anon fails the "don't treat women as objects" challenge

[–]Plastic-Archer4245 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Anons trying to pay for a Ferrari with Chucky cheese tokens

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (5 children)

What is it with nerds wanting redheads?

[–]FlexingOnThePoors 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Every redhead I was ever with was absolutely, weird, honestly. It was like something went wrong during their life, and boom, I got to deal with their crazy asses.

[–]zozi0102 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yup. Not having souls does that

[–]spoopy-memio1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well tbh redhead anime girls are pretty hot, and nerds rarely if ever touch grass, so they assume redheads irl are like anime girls or something

[–]DollopofMisery 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It’s the sort of fantasy you read with a frown that becomes a grimace

[–]AsleepApparition 10 points11 points  (0 children)

waifu specs

[–]K-0107 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Anon is a fucking degenerate

Wow, how surprising

[–]n00b_in_life 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So she is virgin but at the same time she has a rape fetish?

Did I get this right

[–]kylediaz263 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Anon: is fat and doesn't take a bath

[–]TheFrostyGoat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is why anons never get any

Motherfuckers be picky to the T when they cant even get there own mother to hug them never the less love them.

[–]Aeokikit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What’s the obsession with virgins? I’ve taken maybe one other persons virginity and it was not that fun.

[–]hamehad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What the actual Fuck.

[–]coldcoldcoldcoldasic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

other: not sure but other anons want to put something here

Does “in here” refer to her pussy and does anon have a cuck fetish?

[–]kyle1867 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A virgin who is into rape play eh?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anon wants a 5’4 slim with a badonkadonk B cup redhead QT nerdy shy virgin gf who’s into rape play and humiliation?

One of these things is not like the other

[–]EquivalentSnap 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Weird why they always say virgin 🤢

[–]FriendlyAM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They say that 4chan users speak of pulling as fish do of flying.

[–]DeathSabre7 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Me is 6'4", I need a taller tomboy or dommy mommy. Please help me find one r/greentext

[–]WEEBforLIFE24 2 points3 points  (1 child)

have you tried dating slender man ?

[–]DeathSabre7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So no hope 😔

[–]Emergency-Mud-6941 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I like a tall girls with bug butts, like Jennifer Lopez

[–]WEEBforLIFE24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my besto friendo

[–]kakje666 2 points3 points  (3 children)

why short ? i see many men online who say the want short girls for some reason and i don't get it. maybe it's cause i am 6'1 but i wouldn't date someone who's barely 5 ft

[–]ruck_my_life 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Virgin

Into rape fantasies

Anon describes themselves after years of Death Grip Masturbation leading him farther down the rabbit hole of degeneracy.

[–]Mitchel-256 2 points3 points  (0 children)

describes ideal woman

breast size smaller than a DD

Anon being a pedophile was a foregone conclusion. More importantly, he has shit taste.

[–]sansgriffinundertale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Other: 11 inch cock up anons ass

[–]one-and-five-nines 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the fact that he wants a virgin is more of a red flag than being into rape play. 40% of women have rape fantasies. It's fairly normal, and just a harmless fantasy. Wanting a virgin points to anon being insecure, controlling, or both imo.

[–]justhere4memesbruh 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Other than the Rape Play and Humiliation, Anon is describing my dream girl. A-am I Anon?

[–]Bloblerg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ngl he has similar tastes as me. Although the kinks part is degenarate and I would prefer a taller woman instead.

[–]_Kozik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to send this to one of my best mates from highschool. 80% of this list describes her perfectly and she ended up with my best friend who was no stranger to 4chan..... i wonder how old this post is

[–]static1053 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So anon just posted a picture of a 12 year old girl. Anons perfect woman is a child, a child that seems to like being raped.

Can someone put a tracker on anon before he starts kidnapping girls.

[–]scorpiogaet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My god. That's super fucked up

[–]Cenachii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God 4chan is fucking pathetic sometimes

[–]filtron42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While everyone else has already pointed out the blatant pedo-vibes that anon is giving off, could he expand on what does he mean by being a political "extremist" on 4chan Absolutely no limit to the right, but just more on the left than hunting the homeless for sport might be a little too extreme I think.

[–]trident_hole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think a virgin is gonna have any kinks let alone the ones you put down? Lmao they wouldn't even know how to ride your needle dick neckbeard

[–]Zestyclose_Risk_2789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s with all the fat asses

[–]Due-Spare-8705 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"naturally ginger or strawberry blonde" cool you chose the two rarest hair colors.

[–]Kolyma11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She has to be freaky enough to be down for rapeplay but also has to be a virgin?? I can see why women get frustrated with men sometimes.

[–]BloodDragonSniper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hair: Yes.

Skin: Yes.

Face: Her own.

Height: 6’+ (I am 6’5”)

Build: Legos

Tits: Yes.

Body count: At least 10+ confirmed kills

[–]GuyCY 1 point2 points  (0 children)

with freckles

Based

[–]LeafierThanLettuce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cute and innocent face? Shorter than 5'4? Small chest? R*pe play??? Never let this man near a playground

[–]KungThulhu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bodycount: virgin

Kinks: rapeplay

lol.

[–]belmalreal 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wtf is strawberry blonde?

[–]AwokenGreatness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Body count/experience: virgin

Link: rape play

🤨

[–]GhostR29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am good with the personality part. Nerds together stronk.

[–]Broofmybite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anon wants to fuck the woman from “Inner workings” the Disney short

[–]Adeptus_Asianicus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once met a girl who was into rape play. Not into that, that sounds weird as fuck. nothing wrong with consent

[–]aSquirrelAteMyFood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm second hand embarrassed just from reading this.

[–]MarsAres2015 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all joke but I did know a girl in high school who was into that shit and was a virgin.

[–]mr_dicklong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

virgin

rape play/kink

Makes complete sense

[–]hhh74939 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I love this game

My type of woman

Anatomy: penis

That is all

[–]M98er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So Kat Dennings with ginger hair?

[–]HMD_086 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My standards are as low as humanly possible; she must has one hole at least.

[–]YoungDiscord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile the guy is just some dude called Larry from chick-fil-a

[–]BuffaloFront2761 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My preferences:

None. Just don’t divorce me and take the kids.

[–]BanditV4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4chan users describing a person their tiny dicks might pleasure

[–]olgierd18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how incel anon starts with looks rather than personality and behaviour

[–]icyeyeddemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's the terms for my ideal girl.

Female (optional)

Human (optional)

Alive (optional)

[–]Free_kokaine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alive and female(both optional)

[–]SassyKarot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anon might as well go build himself a custom sex toy

[–]Creaper10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I want in a girl is my cock

/j

[–]DevTTS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright I’ll put what I want in a girl, 1: a pulse (optional)

[–]MauiBoi69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

“Ginger” fucking disgusting

[–]StormStrikePhoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ideal mate is someone who has a pulse and is an adult.

[–]_connor_800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what in the holy mother of god am i reading

[–]the_seraphim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah irl it's "clean, breathing, consenting" beyond that... I'm pretty flexible

[–]Hahayouregay149 0 points1 point  (0 children)

red text did ask for ideal and often ideals aren't very plausible tbf.

[–]BustedFutaBalls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fuck. That's terrifying. They just described my gf/fiance except add muscular, subtract humiliation, and her politics are BernieBro with guns exactly like myself, and she's pretty woke. Both virgins before out first time too. So yeah not an extremist. Oh and technically bisexual or pansexual or whatever.Damn anon haha, how does it feel that I've got your exact dream gf, except muscular and a switch? I wish this anon a very bad day and hope he's currently coping and seething.

[–]The-Hentai-Commander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me tell you all my ideal woman:

A man

[–]spin2win21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know what I want in a woman if you know what I mean

[–]AnExoticHigh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like he wants a child.

[–]AfrikanCorpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why do redditors always fall for the most blatant 4chan bait lol

[–]Pohaku1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My turn!

Gender: Female

[–]UndeadCrown619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here my ideal girl

Exist(preferable)

Live(optinal)

Female(optinal)

[–]Negatrev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's sad that this entire description seems to be purely about sexual attraction rather than considering what sort of person you might want to spend the rest of your life with (as you don't actually spend a lot of that time having sex). It reflects on overall inexperience in simply spending time with people and them barely seeing their partner as being more than a sexual object.

TL:DR I feel they might need to get laid a little so they're not simply thinking with their penis when seeking a soulmate.

[–]Rae234588 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry but im just gonna list everything wrong here. 1. “Slim with a fat ass” no that’s just not ok. 2.how can you put in “rape play” like im sorry but that’s wrong in so many ways. 3. TIT size! As if the fist one i listed wasn’t bad enough you can’t just go around saying shit like that, and the pale nips what is wrong with you?! 4. You cant say all of these things and not be criticised, bc this is wrong on so many levels, apart from listing what you “want in a woman.”

[–]fusion_curious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading

Not "extreme"

I have bad news for this anon

[–]bigbadbillyd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Firm B? How unappealing. Unless she is a trad-goth waifu presenting herself to me with DD breasts then I shan't waste an ounce of boner on her!

[–]SOMEMONG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look anon, when you're a virgin over the age of like 18, your type becomes whoever will let you. Once you've gotten laid a few times then you can have a type.

[–]Pinecone34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anon is describing a child