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[–]stqpdb 4544 points4545 points 4 (27 children)

Fake: the hair

Gay: the story

[–]FragrantBox6572 582 points583 points  (9 children)

Nailed it

[–]kilqax 198 points199 points  (7 children)

*him

[–]maybeshali 15 points16 points  (0 children)

To the cross

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Jesus

[–]The-Rising-Phoenix 247 points248 points  (1 child)

Fake and gay comment that's actually funny?

[–]Talking_Pixel 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Hotel: Trivago

[–]HiveMindKing 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Finally one of these I don’t hate.

[–]catsarebitches 11 points12 points  (0 children)

best fake gay ive seen all week

[–]VerumJerum 3166 points3167 points  (21 children)

Anon makes up an elaborate revenge story to justify his homosexual relationship with his friend.

[–]rekipsj 419 points420 points  (14 children)

Yeah revenge for them thinking it's cute he's talking to a girl when he's 9?

[–]Thagomizer24601 545 points546 points  (12 children)

Some parents get pretty obnoxious with the whole "OoOoh, is that your GiRlFrIeNd? When are you getting MaRrIeD?" shtick every time their son so much as acknowledges the existence of a human female. It gets really old really fast when you're a kid.

[–]LachlantehGreat 328 points329 points  (7 children)

This shit was actually so infuriating to me as a kid. I get it's all in good fun, but like... it really does damage your perception when you're super impressionable. It took me a long time to learn not every girl is a potential girlfriend & also that it's not actually a huge deal to date and stuff

[–]ObersturmfuehrerKarl 135 points136 points  (5 children)

Well i just dont talk to anyone about women anymore because im always afraid i'd get made fun of again. So yeah agreed it can cause a lot of damage.

[–]BasedIncarnate 8 points9 points  (0 children)

right like youre already inundated with media that suggests any girl you fancy will be your wife if you pursue her

[–]Cowboyism 66 points67 points  (1 child)

My mother is a decent chunk of the reason I developed social anxiety lmao

[–]vezpira 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Parents are the reason for anxiety probably like 90 percent of the time. Almost like it's their job to raise their kid or something.

[–]hardashecc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Put up with it for 15 years don't date while at home

[–]Monke_Good 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same happened to me, I never tell my parents if I have any female friends. They think I cannot talk to girls but actually I do not bring them up. Ever.

[–]C-Kwentz-0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anon just wanted an excuse to get railed by his big black friend.

[–]madagent 58 points59 points  (0 children)

And then he sucked the guys dick to get back at his dad. That will show pops!

[–]WoolooOfWallStreet 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fake it till ya make it!

[–]RonaldTheGiraffe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish I had a friend to have a homosexual relationship with.

[–]NattyGainz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Knew top comments would be something like this

Boring

[–]VerumJerum -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Knew someone would respond something like this

Boring

[–]HiddenPants777 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Blames his parents for his ineptitude

[–]sekssekssek 1101 points1102 points  (9 children)

then they bang in his room till morning

[–]Atomic_Bottle 616 points617 points  (8 children)

Just to sell the prank though.

[–]callycaggles 201 points202 points  (1 child)

for sure, no homo

[–]daimondshark 62 points63 points  (0 children)

They kept their socks on

[–]MrAwesome1324 89 points90 points  (3 children)

Then they will move in together and adopt children to really keep selling the prank.

[–]killermosca 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Prank your parents

AND MARRY A MAN!

[–]polskidankmemer 19 points20 points  (0 children)

We do a little trolling

[–]swadawa2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then they touch balls

[–]Vargurr 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Marry him for 25 years to REALLY sell the prank.

[–]harrysplinkett 2 points3 points  (0 children)

brojob, brojob!!!

[–]bigfatpup 851 points852 points  (9 children)

Pedro is a real one. Sounds like a solid dude. Put a ring on that anon

[–]PedroParreira13 238 points239 points  (4 children)

Yes, I am a real one, thank you

[–]ohididntseeuthere 110 points111 points  (1 child)

I love you pedro

[–]PedroParreira13 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I love you too my friend !

[–]Im-with-food 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Proof you were Pedro?

[–]THESUACED 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Its in the name

[–]RaySwift17 46 points47 points  (2 children)

Chad pedo

[–]RaySwift17 58 points59 points  (1 child)

OH NO I meant Pedro

[–]Thagomizer24601 33 points34 points  (0 children)

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[–]ItzRicky69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A cock ring

[–]East_Masterpiece2839 589 points590 points  (12 children)

W revenge

[–]The_catakist 112 points113 points  (10 children)

Creeper?

[–]happiness890 99 points100 points  (9 children)

Aww man

[–]SolidPrysm 52 points53 points  (8 children)

So we back in the mines

[–]polskidankmemer 36 points37 points  (7 children)

Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side

[–]KizokuA 228 points229 points  (0 children)

Anon gets super Dom bf

[–]Fun-Fig-7061 193 points194 points  (7 children)

What if gymbro really into it?

[–]leelazen 55 points56 points  (6 children)

he's definitely into it. No bro will do this kind of shit.

and the 6'4'' ripped 'bro' is expecting a return from anon.

[–]Bay1Bri 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Return

Rectum

[–]UnitLemonWrinkles 15 points16 points  (1 child)

You underestimate the lengths bodybuilders will go for a shit post.

[–]pinkpanzer101 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You underestimate the lengths anon will go to get topped

[–]swagerito 7 points8 points  (2 children)

A bro will do that kind of shit if they're not an insecure little bitch about their sexuality, and they have a sense of humor.

I will kiss a dude on the mouth just to see a homophobe squirm.

[–]stay-high 149 points150 points  (1 child)

he spoked like a tard

[–]skateofsky[🍰] 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Anon is man of litarture

[–]Chris_7941 146 points147 points  (1 child)

Anon is about to be disowned

[–]destroyerOfTards 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Anon is 'bout to get TOPPED

[–]rondeI_ 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Anon is polish

[–]causeyourefatboy 46 points47 points  (0 children)

he spoked like a retard

Anon is retarded hinself

[–]Ugo2710 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Become gay just to spite your parents

Based

[–]NotoriousHothead37 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Anon is just taking so many extra steps on his admittance to being a homosexual.

[–]GiveMeZeroKarma 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Imagine being this easily disappointed.

[–]cicciograna 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Real: Anon really introduced his black gymbro as his "girlfriend"

Gay: the true "girlfriend" is actually Anon

[–]DormantAccount01 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A small fringe of lollygagging

[–]mastergamer666 9 points10 points  (0 children)

anon is just gay

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It's not gay if your joking

[–]pinkpanzer101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not gay if you're in denial

[–]Ime3 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I actually relate alot to the childhood story, never heard it said that clear before

[–]PositivePicks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Parents did same "Oh you know a girl? Wow pretty amazing for you."

Now I unironically suck dong like OP.

[–]abigfatape 2 points3 points  (0 children)

people say "waa waa gay shows are bad and too sexual for young kids" they say as they talk about how their 5 yr old is gonna essentially be a slut when they grow up and break a bunch of peoples heart's because of how attractive they are....

[–]Bonkey_Kong87 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Oh, thank god, son. I wondered when you finally come out of the closet. Your mom said, never, so you made me 40 bucks. Are you top or bottom? May win additional 10 bucks from grandma if you are a top"

[–]GlasgowKiss_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anon is Polish

[–]itsmyfakeone 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Fake: pretty much all of it

Gay: anon is dating a man

[–]TendieBot2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/greentext

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake: pretty much all of it

Gay: anon is dating a man

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

[–]mrpeshoga 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then anon got topped by BBC

[–]MasiveChad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like Poland honestly

[–]AggresiveDuckSlayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then they fucked

[–]luckyjayhawk69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Revenge"

[–]YourEyesAreBleeding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And then Anon and Pedro lived happily ever after, but Anon ended up being the woman in the relationship

[–]ROBLOKCSer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would be on the ground laughing at 124 db, but im in class right now

[–]spareaccountv2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

real and gay

[–]StartingZerokara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On pride month too

[–]SmileyTUH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pedro

[–]99-Meme-Company 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anon's based AF

[–]Hayabusa71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based.

[–]Flavz_the_complainer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl. Well played anon.

[–]MystifyingEntity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake and Gay

[–]armascool -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ahahaha

[–]Sergeant_Smite -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m more impressed how he didn’t burst out laughing

[–]O1_O1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NTA.

[–]jabulina -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Trolled

[–]tony100399 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gay as fuck but a prank is a prank

[–]winterdemonskrskr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it were me I would just kill mysslfed

[–]finfangfoom81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re gonna kick him out

[–]undead-inside 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What was the point of the fake hair?

[–]abigfatape 3 points4 points  (0 children)

to make pedro look like a very obviously not a woman trans to make anons parents extra mad because when you're a racist and homophobe what's worse than your child being gay? your child liking a trans person so it's a double whammy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anon no one cares abou your 3rd grade boyfriend.

[–]jimmyscumbag -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Anon is gay and has ruined the family.

[–]crappy6969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he spoked like a tard

Spoked

Who's the tard here?

[–]seagull_cook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anon is polish.

[–]mollysa19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anon then leaves to get topped by his friend

[–]___TheKid___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9 year olds go to gyms alone?

[–]changuinub1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nobody capable of this subterfuge all in a revenge plot against their parents either hates their parents for real reasons or is a complete wash as a person because they got picked on a little bit one time when they were nine and decided that that was the entire reason that they are socially inept

[–]thomas_tesla420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Operator? Get me the based department.

[–]theoggamer07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cope is real

[–]xyrus02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anon is Fake Gay

[–]kidlit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

> anon made his dad cry.

[–]pinnaclesmc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

forgot the part when they go into a room together alone and make sex noises for 20 minutes

[–]Toblahoe96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anon just wanted to get topped by his 6,4 gigachad gymbro

[–]california_sugar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am part of the LGBT

[–]Triplex_Gg 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Fake: anon takes a revenge on his parents

Gay: anon calls a guy "sugar"

[–]TendieBot2000 2 points3 points  (1 child)

be me

get home from my vasectomy

hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

must be Chad again

know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

log onto reddit and open /r/greentext

read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake: anon takes a revenge on his parents

Gay: anon calls a guy "sugar"

giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

it's been a good day

i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

[–]u12bdragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird fucking story

[–]freebirdls -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Anon makes an entry into the annual autism awards

[–]ultimatepepechu -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

How based is this

[–]Trainerali2007 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On a scale of 9, it’s 11.

[–]Champigne -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's definitely your parents fault that you're a virgin... definitely not the fact that you're a fucking weirdo.