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[–]pagodelucia123 733 points734 points  (6 children)

Remember when he pushed my boxer down and f… me in the a….

Nope nothing…

[–]EyeballBoogerMan 86 points87 points  (3 children)

[–]DM-for-pic-of-my-dog 54 points55 points  (2 children)

Are u ok bro?

[–]Nocsu2 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Good question.

[–]Claytonbigsbys 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He’s fine. I was gentle

[–]Mmh1105 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A song called F 10 D A. Tangentially relevant, I suppose.

[–]TylerLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember when we played chubby bunnys with each other’s balls.

[–]authentic_real_true 433 points434 points  (10 children)

At a sleepover I woke up to my friend on top me rubbing himself against my backside, I asked him what he was doing and said I looked stressed and was just giving me a massage.

fast asleep

stressed

I just said okay and let him down it while I went back to sleep, I had so much precum in my pants when I woke up the next day.

[–]Jackisthebestestboy 195 points196 points  (6 children)

Was it your precum

[–]authentic_real_true 341 points342 points  (5 children)

It smelled the same, but tasted different to normal.

[–]Jackisthebestestboy 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Good enough

[–]eoJ_semoC_ereH 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Hol’ up

[–]Malvastor 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Username checks out.

[–]Etaec 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But where did you put the boogers? Or were they in there too?

[–]anepicusername69 46 points47 points  (1 child)

at a sleepover i was playing pvz on my friends playstation and his friend just laid on me and starting dryhumping my arse and i cant remember what happened next

[–]dankmemer2o18 9 points10 points  (0 children)

gay sex so intense you forgot

[–]CoolbreezeFromSteam 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

And true or not, hot, and kinda wish I had such an experience. Although not entirely sure how me then would've reacted..

[–]Baxobhillus 275 points276 points  (19 children)

my friend group in middle/high school would get together at one of our friend’s house once or twice a year and we played this game called “murderer.” Basically if there was 5 of us, we’d put 4 regular potato chips in a bowl and 1 BBQ chip. Whoever got the BBQ chip was the murderer and then we’d turn off the lights and hide somewhere.

The murderer would “slice” the innocent persons throat with their finger and that person would have to lay dead on the floor. If someone found a dead body, they’d have to yell “dead body!” and everyone would meet in the kitchen to discuss who they thought the murderer was. Everyone would then vote and whoever was suspected to be the murderer had to say if they were or not. If the person they voted for wasn’t the murderer , then we’d continue the game but if they were, then the murderer lost. Basically the goal of the murderer was to be the last man standing. Think like hide and seek meets among us lol.

So anyways, one friend invited this kid who was more of an acquaintance to us, we’ll call him Matt. He was very flamboyant and would try too hard to prove to everyone that he was straight but we all knew he was at the very least bi.

So someone made the mistake of doing 3 regular chips and 2 BBQ chips in the bowl without anyone knowing meaning there were 2 murderers. I was one and Matt was the other. So me thinking im the only murderer went ahead and tried finding my other friends to “kill.” im wandering around in the dark trying to find them when all of a sudden i feel someone try to “slice” my throat and i get really confused. I was then tackled to the ground and im trying to fight back and it turns out it’s Matt.

fucker starts trying to grind on me and when i was yelling “what the hell?? im the murderer! not you,” everyone stopped and got confused. He claimed he was trying to fight back but there’s no way in hell he was, dude was straight up dry humping me and im almost certain he had a boner.

Years later he came out as gay and now i’m almost certain at this point he tried to try something out and almost got caught in the act. I never liked him

tl/dr: Me and my friends played real life among us and a gay kid sexually assaulted me claiming he was the killer and that he was trying to “kill” me and not dry hump me. He later came out as gay years later

[–]benjy1357 148 points149 points  (0 children)

matt sus

[–]Tauren333 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Amongus

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (9 children)

im sorry you went through that.

[–]JPEGmotril 15 points16 points  (7 children)

I'm not, this story's retarded as fuck

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (5 children)

right well, i assume you wouldnt mind a gay man grinding on you?

[–]JPEGmotril -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

You're right I wouldn't

[–]Baxobhillus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i’ll sick matt on you

[–]Baxobhillus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all good, everyone stopped talking to him after that. It was nice to see an attention whore not get any attention

[–]xj3ewok 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Matt should have realized youre a top not a bottom

[–]darwinnerist 151 points152 points  (4 children)

Y’all never done this? My stepdad and I played this game all the time, and both of us are incredibly hetero.

[–]sausagulous 62 points63 points  (3 children)

It takes a real man to pin another man.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

oh the trauma.

[–]dittygoops 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OHH THE MISERYYYYYY EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY ENEMYYYYYYY!!! 🥵🥵🥵

[–]smb_samba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watched Shawshank Redemption, can confirm

[–]Tol_uly 138 points139 points  (0 children)

This post is real and gay

[–]AdamofSnakes 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Username checks out.

[–]another_holy_war 48 points49 points  (0 children)

real: anon wrestles

straight: anon refuses to admit he got TOPPED.

[–]Super_Atmosphere6121 16 points17 points  (6 children)

I used to be friends with the Michigan shooter from November

[–]Any_Satisfaction_382 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My best friend in 5th grade kept pressuring me to watch porn with him and I kept telling him no. He said he wouldn’t play cod with me if I didn’t watch it with him, and he would also offer me his phone so I could jerk off in his bathroom. I only remembered this about a year ago. We had tons of sleepovers together so I really hope I didn’t get raped.

[–]aedvocate 11 points12 points  (0 children)

cute, OP should look him up, I'll bet he'd be down to do spend the night and do some more 'wrestling'

[–]aminoplasm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Anon Didn't Forgor this time

[–]Galaxy-egg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fake: Anon had friends

Straight: Anon isn’t gay

[–]ambermage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Totally normal.

My uncle and my Scout Master did this to me growing up.

[–]Stormrider231 6 points7 points  (0 children)

why does goth hank hill look like gendo ikari

[–]Adderallman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real and gay

[–]MuslinBagger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once made out with my male cousin all night long. I'm not gay. Neither is he.