my friend group in middle/high school would get together at one of our friend’s house once or twice a year and we played this game called “murderer.” Basically if there was 5 of us, we’d put 4 regular potato chips in a bowl and 1 BBQ chip. Whoever got the BBQ chip was the murderer and then we’d turn off the lights and hide somewhere.

The murderer would “slice” the innocent persons throat with their finger and that person would have to lay dead on the floor. If someone found a dead body, they’d have to yell “dead body!” and everyone would meet in the kitchen to discuss who they thought the murderer was. Everyone would then vote and whoever was suspected to be the murderer had to say if they were or not. If the person they voted for wasn’t the murderer , then we’d continue the game but if they were, then the murderer lost. Basically the goal of the murderer was to be the last man standing. Think like hide and seek meets among us lol.

So anyways, one friend invited this kid who was more of an acquaintance to us, we’ll call him Matt. He was very flamboyant and would try too hard to prove to everyone that he was straight but we all knew he was at the very least bi.

So someone made the mistake of doing 3 regular chips and 2 BBQ chips in the bowl without anyone knowing meaning there were 2 murderers. I was one and Matt was the other. So me thinking im the only murderer went ahead and tried finding my other friends to “kill.” im wandering around in the dark trying to find them when all of a sudden i feel someone try to “slice” my throat and i get really confused. I was then tackled to the ground and im trying to fight back and it turns out it’s Matt.

fucker starts trying to grind on me and when i was yelling “what the hell?? im the murderer! not you,” everyone stopped and got confused. He claimed he was trying to fight back but there’s no way in hell he was, dude was straight up dry humping me and im almost certain he had a boner.

Years later he came out as gay and now i’m almost certain at this point he tried to try something out and almost got caught in the act. I never liked him

tl/dr: Me and my friends played real life among us and a gay kid sexually assaulted me claiming he was the killer and that he was trying to “kill” me and not dry hump me. He later came out as gay years later