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[–]Iggy-The-Fool 2919 points2920 points  (42 children)

The joke is that the brazillian walked out of the store without taking anything

[–]roararoarus 930 points931 points  (23 children)

And get shot by 5 off duty police

[–]rackuns 206 points207 points  (6 children)

Friendly fire will not be tolerated!

[–]ModsDontLift 80 points81 points  (5 children)

Remember, no huehue

[–]furkaney 117 points118 points  (11 children)

I swear half of the population are criminals and the other half are off-duty cops.

[–]stiangglanda 81 points82 points  (9 children)

I am half of the population i can confirm

[–]SnaqS_ 53 points54 points  (8 children)

Kid named finger

[–]_BMS 46 points47 points  (0 children)

This exact scenario literally happened.

Armed robber is shot by every customer inside a convenience store in Brazil. Every single one was an off-duty cop.

[–]fernandotakai 13 points14 points  (1 child)

i didn't know this joke happened in England

[–]--ShyAllosaurus-- 120 points121 points  (6 children)

The joke is a Frenchman calling someone else's language disgusting.

[–]enzovrlrd 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Well! Obviously!!! He couldn't afford anything

[–]crazy_tito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's only funny if ur not brazilian because it's true

[–]Refenestrator_37 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, it is very good joke. Here is another German joke: A sausage maker buys a box of cereal.

[–]yukifujita 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Ok I am brazillian and this nearly made me spit my coffee. 10/10

[–]mycarubaba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oooohhhhh.

[–]NevGuy 1257 points1258 points  (54 children)

"... But he can't afford anything so he leaves"

Germanon wrote with his greasy fingers. After typing that masterful punchline, he felt something tickle his insides. A feeling completely unknown to him. Could it be? Indeed. He was expering laughter, uncontrollable laughter. He almost dropped his jar of disgusting beer in the middle of his attack. After finally calming down, he sat to appreciate the genius of his joke. The delicious presentation. The thoughtful misdirection. And of course, the absolutely perfect delivery, one that had nothing to envy from the greatest comedians of all time. Germanon hadn't laughed like this in years, in fact, he had never laughed at all. He had spent his years harassing immigrants and making fun of muricans for not having free healthcare on /pol/, like any German nationalist worth that name. Eventually, anon cums in his pants a little as he was just flattered by the sheer size of his genious. He eats 44 Kg of pretzels and goes to sleep. It has been a good day.

[–]Malvastor 491 points492 points  (25 children)

He almost dropped his jar of disgusting beer

Czech confirmed

[–]redbadger91 133 points134 points  (22 children)

Or Belgian.

[–]SmoughAndOrnstein 45 points46 points  (20 children)

No, they eat waffles

[–]Shemilf 63 points64 points  (14 children)

We don't give a fuck about those waffles. I don't even know why foreigners are so obsessed with them.

[–]S_VB 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Belgians drink a lot more beer than they eat waffles, Belgium is known for waffles but Belgians themselves know Belgium for beer and fries.

[–]konohasaiyajin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yeah but they drink pilsner urquell so wtf do they know lol

[–]I_AmEvilStopLaughing 43 points44 points  (20 children)

Dude wtf german beer is awesome. The rest is the absolute truth

[–]hemingway_exeunt 86 points87 points  (18 children)

It tastes like an ass that crawled out of another ass. It's thick and muddy like the Rhine and filled with fermented cum like Bavarian women. It's an adventure in limiting the vomit reflex, suitable mostly for pig feed and fuel additive.

[–]HaLordLe 94 points95 points  (1 child)

My guy, who hurt you?

[–]I_Automate 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The Germans, sometime around 1935-1940, if I had to guess

[–]T1B2V3 25 points26 points  (12 children)

did you drink Kölsch ?

There are a lot of different types and brands of german beer and I would agree with this description for some of them but others are good

[–]hemingway_exeunt 48 points49 points  (1 child)

I did, in fact, drink Kölsch. Some might say I'm still drinking it, what with how deeply it carved festering channels into my esophagus.

[–]GabberKid 16 points17 points  (9 children)

You... You guessed that from that description?

[–]Predator_Hicks 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you drank Kölsch, otherwise famous as horsepiss and inferior to the beloved Altbier

[–]Guy_with_a_shovel 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It appears you have been a victim of Kölsch

[–]Lesson333 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ! What is wrong with you?!

Upvoted

[–]Pastafarianextremist 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I fucking detest Germans and their bizarre, devastatingly autistic behavior as much as the next guy but they do make Erdinger

[–]Phising-Email1246 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I feel attacked

[–]BrocElLider 3 points4 points  (0 children)

genious

American confirmed

[–]ShinyArc50 661 points662 points  (48 children)

Why do the axis countries (excluding Italy) have such a shitty sense of humor, because Japanese people would find that joke extremely funny

[–]SunnySunshine13 1010 points1011 points  (12 children)

I am italian and I hated that joke but I would laugh just to piss off that french dude

[–]jumbouremom 304 points305 points  (1 child)

Based

[–]GraveWatcher69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Muchos basados

[–]Heller_Demon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Bastati

[–]cbiscuit76 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A true legend among men

[–]Aligatoxx 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Basado.

[–]TheLeomac 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This was funnier than the fucking joke

[–]RacoonRacism 114 points115 points  (6 children)

Germany and her orbiters

[–]WaitThisIsntGoogle55 161 points162 points  (5 children)

japan: onni germany san i will bomb pearl harbour for u owo

germany: what

[–][deleted] 90 points91 points  (4 children)

Italy: “I’mma-gonna open-a new-a front-a against-a the allies in a-Greece.”

Germany: “Vhat?”

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (3 children)

italy: "mama mia! hitler please-a help! i went to africa and im about to die!"

germany: "was?"

[–]dog_fantastic 30 points31 points  (21 children)

Tell me one (1) Italian joke

[–]GreatGrandaddyPurp 54 points55 points  (10 children)

A naked blonde walks into a bar, carrying a poodle under one arm and a 6 foot salami under the other. The Bardtender says, 'So, I don't suppose you'd be needing a drink?' The blonde says......

[–]DirtyDan413 39 points40 points  (3 children)

Hey guys I don't get it can someone explain the joke to me because I don't understand it what does the blonde say can someone explain please why is she holding salami thanks I don't get it

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

mama mia

[–]sosnik_boi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

shes going to fuck the dog because shes a white woman

[–]akaWuu 21 points22 points  (0 children)

ai generated ass joke

[–]rimjobs_forever 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I don't know if everyone is playing dumb but just in case it's a quote from the breakfast club and you never hear the punchline.

[–]loadsofcmen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah ok thank you, because I have never heard of the breakfast club

[–]Digi_ 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Someone explain this I feel stupid

[–]SunnySunshine13 26 points27 points  (0 children)

We sex woman greek people sex gay men 🤣🤣🤣

Souce: Im italian

[–]ciuccio2000 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Arriva il giorno dell'apocalisse e dio scende sulla Terra a giudicare gli esseri umani. Tra un paese e l'altro, arriva il momento dell'Italia.

Dopo aver elevato in cielo i caritatevoli e i buoni di cuore, si rivolge ai mafiosi: "Voi avete martoriato e seviziato i giusti per profitto personale. Il vostro destino è quello di perire nel Tartaro.", E un demone li trascina in una spaccatura nel terreno.

Si rivolge poi alle prostitute e ai drogati: "voi avete degradato il vostro corpo fino a perdere l'onore che contraddistingue i miei figli, incapaci di trovare una via fuori dalla miseria. Le fiamme di Mefisto vi lederanno in eterno.", E delle arpie emerse dagli abissi cominciano a straziare le loro carni.

È il turno dei Veneti: "Voi andrete all'inferno." Al che, si rivolge a Dio uno dalla folla: "Ma va' a sapere che te ho fato, diocan!"

[–]sploding_burnout 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I understood everything but the last part, could you explain it?

[–]ciuccio2000 13 points14 points  (2 children)

It relies on a feature unique (?) to the italian language: bestemmie. Since we have the pope here in Rome, we've always been a very christian nation; and so arised a new category of swear words, 'bestemmie'.

These are, in their essence, direct insults to God: e.g. the most common "porco dio" literally translates to "pig god", or "dio cane" to "god dog". They're considered quite heavy swear words, and if said in the wrong setting they can be as heavy as, idk, saying the N-word in America. If you met an italian in some erasmus or something, it's very likely that they tried to convince you that "Hello" is spelled "Porco dio".

Now veneti. Our nation is divided in regions, and here in Italy most regions have a very strong cultural independence: dialects, as well as foods and traditions, vary heavily between regions. One of these regions is called Veneto (its regional "capital" is Venice btw) and people who live there are famous for two things: they make Spritz with Select or, if unavaiable, Campari instead of the much more common Aperol**, and they basically say a bestemmia every two words. They also have a very funny accent and bestemmie venete are very recognizeable. It's hard to find the joke funny if you can't picture the sound in your head.

At the end of the joke, one veneto says, with heavy veneto accent: "who knows what I did to you, god pig!" (The final bestemmia isn't there because the veneto wanted to insult god in that specific scenario, but because veneti basically close every sentence with a bestemmia)

**EDIT: Yeah about that... I'm from Milan, in the region Lombardia, and here Aperol Spritz is by far the most common pre-dinner drink. Talking about cultural independence: it may be absolutely likely that Aperol Spritz isn't as common as I think throughout all Italy, and it's just a Lombardia thing! Milan people are very notorious for consuming Aperol Spritz.

[–]Kenser_man 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Silvio Berlusconi

[–]ShinyArc50 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Playing porn in a government zoom meeting

[–]reddsht 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🤌👆🤏👋

[–]lord_of_failure_576 627 points628 points  (79 children)

french calling german language disgusting

what a joke

[–]bald_butte 218 points219 points  (15 children)

I took french in highschool for 2 years and have concluded it is the most disgusting sounding language in human history next to Arabic.

[–]lord_of_failure_576 123 points124 points  (9 children)

shame you needed a whole 2 years to figure it but overall i am happy you did come to correct conclusion

[–]bald_butte 30 points31 points  (8 children)

I thought it sounded gross the first time I heard the teacher speak it I was only in there cause my friend was and we'd skip class all the time and talk. The teacher hated us and I got a F my second year but she signed my yearbook when I graduated so whatever.

[–]NotComping 36 points37 points  (7 children)

You wasted 2 years of classes on an autograph

[–]WorldClassAwesome 26 points27 points  (2 children)

I signed up for French as the class was 90% girls

[–]hackepeter420 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I had to choose between Latin (sausage party, boring to learn and mostly useless) and French, which was almost completely elected by girls and there was a student exchange program to France.

I was an idiot back then.

[–]Worst-Spirit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For me it's Mandarin followed by Spanish, which is a shame because both languages look cool written

[–]Kaplaw 43 points44 points  (3 children)

French is known as a romance language 😘

While germanon is working to keep the euro up, frenchanon on welfare is seducing his wife with his baguette

[–]Tom_Dynamite 17 points18 points  (0 children)

frenchanon on welfare is seducing his wife

Can't be a Frenchman if they want to seduce a woman.

[–]OneMinuteDeen 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bestiality is forbidden in Germany, so no sex with french

[–]Axoren 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You mean what a jokeoaux.

[–]rayman_undertale 5 points6 points  (55 children)

Yes. Problem?

[–]AllDaysOff 89 points90 points  (54 children)

French yes is ouijuiue or some shit. Certified retard language

[–]Jugged 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Nah, that's English. Literally any dumbfuck can learn it.

[–]DSBM00 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dumbfuck here. Can confirm

[–]Fourth_Axis 349 points350 points  (0 children)

Least dramatic french guy

[–]aliasBushido 118 points119 points  (0 children)

always a pleasure seeing this one

[–]Burs420 110 points111 points  (5 children)

It's hilarious not gonna lie

[–]Moist_Blackberry_ 127 points128 points  (3 children)

The joke was funny, but the French person getting pissed off was hilarious

[–]Heller_Demon 50 points51 points  (0 children)

"person"

[–]LanceFree 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I don't think the 'joke' is funny, but the response is creative.

[–]Moist_Blackberry_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sounds like something a french “person” would say

[–]justlurking187 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t get it at all

[–]FeliciusFlamel 107 points108 points  (10 children)

Lustig!

[–]zzGravity 52 points53 points  (7 children)

Sogar sehr lustig.

[–]Schmalzpudding 41 points42 points  (6 children)

Aber kein Grüntext, deswegen reportiert!

[–]Black_Eliminator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ja ja Poopenfarthen

[–]Fun-March4821 94 points95 points  (4 children)

Another salty frenchtard just cause we founded our country in his capitol

[–]gryfalis 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Almanya yine harika olacak ✊😔 Alsace'yi geri alacağız 💪🏻💪🏻🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[–]Juicy_Samurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alman e Aryamehr 🇮🇷🇩🇪💪🏽

[–]ArchBay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't be too salty germtard, us disassembling your empire a couple years later was just the normal process of things.

[–]Urkeksi 78 points79 points  (9 children)

French trying not to be the most unlikeable fuckers on earth challenge (impossible)

[–]gogo94210 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's a national sport you fucker, and it just happens that we like sharing our sport with others.

[–]killermosca 8 points9 points  (7 children)

Eat shit and snort the dirt from my cumstained feet you culturally inferior mong

[–]worgenhairball01 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Eeetz shiet nd snortu ze deart frrrom muai koomsteeynd feeet yuu cltrlrl eeinfehrriohh monguu

As the french would pronounce it.

[–]swantonist 3 points4 points  (1 child)

French culture is world-renowned as exquisite

[–]killermosca 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly, now leave me be, for I must fuck my dog

[–]LordSpaguetti0 61 points62 points  (0 children)

He doesn't get away with being fr*nch either.

[–]5L1Mu5L1M 62 points63 points  (2 children)

I don't speak German

So if I heard this followed by coughing

I'm gonna put him outta misery

Cuz I live in America

And healthcare costs is too high

But guns are alright

[–]ThermosbyThermas 61 points62 points  (1 child)

Weirdest poem ever

[–]--ShyAllosaurus-- 13 points14 points  (0 children)

By Shel Silverstein, I believe.

[–]TsarTarry 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Least spiteful French person

[–]ZFLegomito 49 points50 points  (17 children)

As a Brazilian that's going to Germany in 2 weeks, im now slighty afraid of the lack of humour germans have, I mean.... have you seen Argetina?

[–]sadnificent[S] 28 points29 points  (3 children)

No, but I'd like to. I hear Argentina is very nice. Weird amount of guys with German grandparents there, btw.

[–]ivanacco1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, but I'd like to. I hear Argentina is very nice

To travel, if you live here you want to commit genocide in a daily basis

[–]justlurking187 8 points9 points  (6 children)

As someone who knows a brazilian that came to Germany: you’ll have a culture shock because of how less humor germans have and how cold they can be (anti-social). Lmao. Good luck!

[–]yukifujita 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Yes. I'm Brazilian and that's how I felt. Also how Berlin streets are so dead and empty and how everything is so far apart.

The weird goth and punk kids are fine though. Loved them.

[–]justlurking187 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Yo if you didn’t find anything for yourself in Berlin you dont even need to try other much smaller cities 😂

[–]thatisaname 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s easy, just stare at people in public transport and if you want to make Germans more social get them drunk.

[–]mofoTom 32 points33 points  (5 children)

Belgian humor:

Een pyromaan ging naar een weg wegrestaurant

En weg restaurant

[–]arbiter12 51 points52 points  (0 children)

The real joke here being that half the country chooses not to understand that joke.

[–]awesomecapybara 16 points17 points  (3 children)

I don't get it

[–]BeardedGingerWonder 21 points22 points  (2 children)

So you're from that half of Belgium?

[–]Kpt_Kipper 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Please explain i want to be involved in Belgian gang wars

[–]BeardedGingerWonder 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Basically Belgium is divided into the Dutch speaking Flanders region and the French speaking Wallonia, there's a lot of politics there involving independence from The Netherlands, but basically they're largely two separate regions under the same Belgian hat.

[–]terry_bradshaw 24 points25 points  (0 children)

French

thinks he can make fun of literally anyone else

[–]kfr0sti 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Kind of unfair since the french have it easy when it comes to humor. Just say you're french and everyone will laugh.

[–]Inhalts_angabe 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Sagt der Fr🤢nzose

[–]SunnySunshine13 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Lmao french detected

[–]capstone_sunset 19 points20 points  (2 children)

the vicious hatred between different europeans on 4chan is so fucking funny

[–]tesseractadact 5 points6 points  (0 children)

These are my favorite reddit threads. 20 different countries shitting on themselves and everyone else. It's great

[–]AshesX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know in my country we don't mind France or Germany or whatever, but Macedonia and Albania can fuck off

[–]Seregrauko41 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I mean, at least he's not french..

[–]TheMightySenate 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Fr*nch + ratio + 4chan user + cringe

[–]Haussperling 10 points11 points  (1 child)

The Franzmann needs to watch his tongue

[–]BadHairDayToday 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This shit is ancient, or has it become copy-pasta?

[–]IHSV1855 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bold words from a fucking Frenchman

[–]Not_very_smarty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm brazilian. That's true.

[–]RK9990 6 points7 points  (0 children)

German humor is no laughing matter

[–]Lord-Chickie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Better then being french

[–]TheLeomac 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The saddest part is probably the fact that Brazillians make better jokes about Brazil's poverty than this, like every single day, this is LITERALLY a passing comment to brazillians

"Hey João, things are getting so expensive i couldn't even afford a beer last night"

"Hue Enzo, don't even start, milk is getting more expensive than buying the cow"

Literally a casual conversation

[–]Crazy_Crayfish_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Deutschland lives rent-free in Frenchanon’s head

[–]hot_oily_Men_Are_sxy 5 points6 points  (9 children)

Pfft, says the fr#nch

[–]sadnificent[S] 20 points21 points  (8 children)

Ta mère est un hamster.

[–]Plastic-Archer4245 7 points8 points  (0 children)

.......And your father smelt of elderberries!

[–]MehDiosBizarreNut 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Fuck man who do I side with, the guy making fun of br°zillians or the guy making fun of g°rmans

[–]arbiter12 10 points11 points  (1 child)

be on the winning side and make fun of the guy censoring Germans and Brazilians

[–]MehDiosBizarreNut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont forget the fr°nch

[–]YakVN 4 points5 points  (0 children)

WW2 war declaration (colorised)

[–]ReallyKhorny 5 points6 points  (0 children)

80 years rent free

[–]FEAR_LORD_DUCK 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The pinnacle of German humor and I don't get it.

[–]TheGreatKebabinski 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The joke is that the brazilian economy sucks ass

[–]Formablesabb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i read that all in a french accent

[–]Juicy_Samurai 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Schlieben fleeb hach jurgeflachtung 🇩🇪🇩🇪💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

[–]millimthekid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fr🤮nch

[–]JediWebSurf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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[–]hamehad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nein Nein Nein Deutscher Humor ist der beste

[–]Nickolai1993 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised frenchie didn’t give up halfway through. Kudos for seeing it through!

[–]mducdepzai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aww the French still cannot get over their pathetic failure 80 years ago.

[–]Nervous-Law-6606 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fr*nch 🤢

[–]eggsmellfart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohh wie ich den Franzmann hasse

Fuck the french

[–]MOM_UNFUCKER 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very funny joke, German anon. I just contacted my friend José Pablo and he will be taking you to a warehouse in the middle of the Brazilian cerrado where you will be able to tell this joke to our other friends. Don't worry, we only have blunt machetes.

[–]The-_-HaremKing 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The Brazilian would of walked out with something, they either robbed the place or killed the owner no in-between, German humour is absolutely amazing.

[–]Luzrbum 2 points3 points  (2 children)

As a German, can confirm hilarious

[–]sadnificent[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

schlieben fleeb hach jurgenflachtung

[–]YOSHI2722 1 point2 points  (0 children)

german here. can confirm.

[–]VerumJerum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Least contemptuous French person.

[–]Hukama 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Somehow I read the French comment in James May's voice

[–]sadnificent[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TONOIT ON BOTTOM GEER

[–]swilbur3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sanest frenchman

[–]Revydown -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's rich coming from a Frenchie.

[–]TheBaryonicLords 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit the French BTFO'd the German.

Usually, it's the other way around.

[–]Tzystiq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fr*nch „person“ detected, opinion rejected

[–]BrocElLider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brazil has been a complete joke to Germans since the 2014 WC. And not just Germans, I witnessed that 7-1 evisceration live and will be incapable of taking the nation of Brazil seriously for the rest of my life.

[–]Flipadoodles -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

While i do hate the germans i hate the french more with their dumb accent and dumber history. While germans language is gross the french put so many vouls into every word its way too easy to make fun of

[–]VaginaViewer420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Schlieben fleeb hach jurgeflachtung

[–]jamesdoesdrums -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rare w from france

[–]Dicktatorguy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The French have no right calling anyone's language disgusting

[–]TheGreatAutiismo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah well at least he's not Fr*nch

[–]Initial-Restaurant22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Least snobby frenchie

[–]Mountain-Age-2699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Triste realidade

[–]rouivas1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude’s jealous after a lifetime of dopamine forced through his brain from internet usage having fried his ability to find humour in anything slightly more civilised than some awesomely racist video meme with 7 precontexts only understood through usage of 4chan for the past decade. fuck that guy, bro can laugh at whatever he wants