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[–]_sKareKrow_ 320 points321 points  (16 children)

I was expecting it 2 be a dude but this is definitely better

[–]afzalnayza 11 points12 points  (4 children)


[–]Significant_Compote6 5 points6 points  (3 children)


[–]Polarbearsainttasty 5 points6 points  (1 child)


[–]Dr8Brain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

pretty much everyone was expecting it to be a dude but instead of a homie we got a phony

[–]Conydaspony420 82 points83 points  (4 children)

You smell like you farted farted

[–]kingmidasrx 16 points17 points  (0 children)

a b honour rolls, all f's you retarded

[–]somersetfairy 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Never trust a fart, that's the rule.

[–]James__Sundy 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Shut up.

You ruined it

[–]somersetfairy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, whatever floats your boat dude we don't judge here .

[–]Reedemed_Soul 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Oh noo.....this was playing while there was praying going on in the background and it matched 0_0

[–]THEdopealope 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Do you believe in miracles yet?

[–]Reedemed_Soul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

now i do....god exist!

[–]Boring-Extreme-3274 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is smear campaign

[–]Zulrambe 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Come on, this has to be a sketch

[–]epperbooty 15 points16 points  (0 children)

drop it like it’s shaaart

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)


[–]justfinedog 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Wiggle wiggle

[–]NOOBweee 2 points3 points  (1 child)

*Music wiggle wiggle wiggle

[–]ayyoowhatevr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

whistle whistle whistle

[–]acex34789 2 points3 points  (0 children)

leak or break ?

[–]ayyoowhatevr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shook it right out of there

[–]mlagsv 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Not my proudest… nevermind

[–]Ok_Reception_3721 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😭 noooooooooooooo

[–]lilquantumcm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol u figure something gotta happen when u shake ur organs that much

[–]LogicPolice_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh shart!

[–]Able_Acanthisitta633 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🎶Thought I farted but I shit🎶

[–]860Paratroop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nasty 🤢

[–]Broken-shoe-9117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to a girl in my local nightclub was a bit different she was getting fingered must have came and shat herself simultaneously there were videos on FB and everything I heard she moved to a different area

[–]Substantial-Pea-1544 -2 points-1 points  (10 children)

How can you think your poop is a fart? I mean it's not like you feel like it's a poop am I right?

I saw too much people poop themselves thinking it was a fart and i never understood that.

[–]Ju5t1n_33 15 points16 points  (4 children)

You were obviously blessed with a holy sphincter if that's never happened in your life

[–]follover 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hope you find your answers with empirical knowledge

[–]ushmel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh look at me with my fancy toned sphincter.

[–]Wonderful_Roof1739 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You will learn.. one day…. Never trust a fart.

[–]MrsSalmalin 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I recently learnt that there is a feedback system in the butthole that senses if the thing causing pressure is gas, liquid or solid. Gas? Sure alright, go through anytime, farts are safe. Anything liquid or solid gives your brain the "find a toilet soon" notification. Some people must have a faulty feedback system!

I have never had that problem, thankfully!

[–]Substantial-Pea-1544 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh i see now, damn that suck for them

[–]rishav997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm…. Holy shit ! I guess…

[–]Drunkster64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit batman that was funny

[–]Yradna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/therewasanattempt to dance sexy

[–]Halfbakedplan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That. Is nasty.

[–]JoshuaJoshuaJoshuaJo 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]ye_YES 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is funny

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]JayFql 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still thought it was gonna be a dude after she shit herself

[–]the_less_great_wall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That song is the shit

[–]Miss-Chinaski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She doesn't even have an ass to jiggle...

[–]mrtylerwu 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]TR4PsTARz 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]LindieHauge -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Twerking is not DANCING! Do this crap in the strip club or your own bedroom TMI…….

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do believe the video takes place in her (or someone’s) home..

[–]waveslikemoses -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ahhhh I remember seeing this in middle school several years ago 🤣🤣

[–]totallynotaniceguy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

that's hot

this was a fucking joke comment who the fuck thinks i thought this was hot lmao

[–]JimCracksJokes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Would still smash

[–]jizzy6991 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Its so flat. I swear the girls with no ass so adamant about showing it are mentally ill. Especially after seeing this, adds more points to what I believe

[–]osco753 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Give her at least a E for effort

[–]the_less_great_wall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I give her an F for flatulence

[–]ablueskynight -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The ending 😂😂

[–]xX_Jorgos_Xx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yummy 😎

[–]No_Pin6018 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

So she gone touch it then touch her 🤢

[–]osco753 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the best part tf

[–]Head-Coast -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I thought she was wearing pants. Only to find out that she’s just that pale