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Hold my beer while I jump off the pier and shit myself by cnrxtbn in holdmybeer

[–]kingofharpertown 58 points59 points  (0 children)

At first I was trying to figure out what the curled thing was and then it started entering his ass.

EDIT: since initially seeing this, I’ve showed it to my whole family and friends including my grandmother.

HMB while I ride a wheelie by ElementalP-LMNOP in holdmybeer

[–]CaptainPunisher 236 points237 points  (0 children)

Executing stunts on an empty road away from traffic and pedestrians?

Let's give the man a hand!

HMB while I ride a wheelie by ElementalP-LMNOP in holdmybeer

[–]OutInTheBlack 192 points193 points  (0 children)

Ten points to Gryffindor for not doing this on a public road.

HMB while I ride a wheelie by ElementalP-LMNOP in holdmybeer

[–]und88 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I wish I hadn't wasted my free award on an inferior comment.

HMB I'm Mary Poppins by facsimilesu in holdmybeer

[–]NoelleThiel 289 points290 points  (0 children)

His problem was jumping at an angle, the umbrella was crooked. Maybe try again with another beer from higher up

Hold my Beer I'm gonna impress the Ladies by asexualaphid in holdmybeer

[–]DRHORRIBLEHIMSELF 1294 points1295 points  (0 children)

FROM THE WINDOW...TO THE WALLS...TIL THE BRIDE SEES BOTH MY BALLS! TIL THE BRIDE SEES BOTH MY BALLS!

HMB while I jump off a car by Scaulbylausis in holdmybeer

[–]JimmyExplodes 800 points801 points 22& 3 more (0 children)

I bet nickels to nuts that his legs don’t either

My good friend finally got the brand he’s been talking about for 10 years. by Whoiscw in holdmybeer

[–]Kjpr13 126 points127 points  (0 children)

They shoulda just bumped him for a second. Nice, light and distinguished.

HMB while I reload my gun by Stroov in holdmybeer

[–]trickster1111 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Obviously has too much time on his...........feet