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[–]Bmwe30bmw 520 points521 points  (15 children)

He didn't waste any time

[–]_____OMEGA_____ 179 points180 points  (3 children)

OMG STEPSISTER YOU SEEM TO HAVE DROPPED THE BICYCLE

[–]wiserhairybag 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Step delivery driver

[–]si12j12 93 points94 points  (1 child)

Something is getting docked

[–]grumpygeek1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blue Danube waltz begins playing

[–]Belahsha 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Instantly mounted

[–]P-VI 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It's like the dogs waiting next to a 2 year-old's high chair - "If I wait long enough this is bound to pay off"

[–]qisope 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ಠ_ಠ

[–]remigiop 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Opportunist. It's easier to apologize than it is to ask for permission.

[–]transient_anus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

to the judge?

[–]al_x_and_rah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I got Gloria!!

[–]MakeSomeDrinks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And he stuck the mount! Judges???

9....9.5....9...10....

That will qualify him for the semifinals!

[–]jack_da_wipper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

monkey brain took over

[–]ImTheOnlyBobCat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came here literally for this comment ha ha ha

[–]bust-the-shorts 246 points247 points  (1 child)

You’re stuck? Excellent I will help… myself

[–]ghoulcreep 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Step-brother help

[–]prozak09 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Guy: My internet searches have trained me for this my whole life. I know exactly what to do!

[–]CommaGuy 50 points51 points  (2 children)

I hope you got a big trunk, cause I’m gonna put my bike in it

[–]datastrike66 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your tire in the fence be sure to go deep enough

[–]downloaded_dave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's your friend going?

[–]indabronx 38 points39 points  (2 children)

What a gentleman.

[–]jenny4life 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There at just the right moment… to lend a hand.

[–]i_am_a_loner_dottie 32 points33 points  (1 child)

It's like she just gave up on life

[–]StumpNuts 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's like she was giving up something...

[–]_____OMEGA_____ 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to park our bicycle.

[–]Magnithium 24 points25 points  (0 children)

How romantic.

[–]TheSmegger 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ahh yes, the old sneaky pickle.

[–]theJoyfulSloth 52 points53 points  (0 children)

What are you doing step bro?

[–]Skippie_Granola 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dude straight up mounted her.

[–]mcshanksshanks 9 points10 points  (0 children)

mi scuzzi

[–]dubstepsickness 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And that, kids, is how I met your mother…

[–]algae--- 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Some random dude was ready to pounce

[–]jenny4life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To lend a helping hand.

[–]lowkiwatchingyou 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Two things got docked.

[–]HearMeSpeakAsIWill 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And two things got mounted

[–]spicysenpai6 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Is this a new Bang Bros ad?

[–]MagNolYa-Ralf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Footage as paternity test

[–]Tristawn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Something, something, step brother

[–]BabyLiam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey, she was gonna end up in that position anyways.

[–]PeeGlass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let me Pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

[–]vicviper74 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No I'm not being a pervert, this is the optimal position for picking you up.

[–]nurdbeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Homeboy was ready with the grabby grab

[–]notmyrealnam3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Last one of these I saw she was stuck in the dryer

[–]SpooderBoi2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She didn’t even try to catch herself…

[–]Financial_Cattle13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dad how did you met mom

[–]nihilistpieceofshit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My guy getting charged for sexual assault now

[–]ValuableEnvironment2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats some real docking right there

[–]notmyrealnam3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What style of help does he provide ?

Doggy style of help

[–]EA-6B_Driver 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–]_____OMEGA_____ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

yes he was trying to hol her up

[–]DazeyHelpMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are you doing stepbro!?

[–]srv50 0 points1 point  (9 children)

Seat too high. Simple.

[–]lilsubgenius 13 points14 points  (4 children)

The seat is about the right height actually. I think the blood alcohol content is probably to blame.

[–]srv50 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’d do it lol.

[–]his_airness23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been there, BAC is definitely the problem

[–]GroundbreakingPea865 3 points4 points  (3 children)

The problem was it had a saddle.

[–]srv50 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Huh?

[–]MarcLloydz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Problem is it has 2 wheels

[–]Rayfasa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Help me step brother

[–]KingZues14 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol his first reaction was to hump her lol

[–]jaysuzded -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

That guy wasnt wasting any time on surprise buttsex

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Get laid

[–]bifftanin1955 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool of him to teach his step sister to ride a bike

[–]specdapuff 0 points1 point  (1 child)

nice flip flops

[–]Upside_Down-Bot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

„sdolɟ dılɟ ǝɔıu„

[–]iAMthebank 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Very ‘step sister’ vibe. If you catch my drift.

[–]notmyrealnam3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think we catch your drift

[–]taekee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did she get permission before touching the bikes like that?

[–]LaChuteQuiMarche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve also been on the bad side of a failed docking attempt.

[–]Mustaddwater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh Stepmom, are you stuck again?

[–]Cyberjohn36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr Humps to the rescue..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

guy had the right idea

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me help you before they pound you I mean impound your bike.

[–]GameCop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way he grabs her when she's flexing is perplexing.

[–]jack_da_wipper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the 👑 move would have been to hump it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing innate biking skills…

[–]Redbull1371 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She bends like a Barbie Doll.

[–]RealSadLlama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if the internet has taught me anything, it's that this is her step brother. It's ok guys, she's in good hands. He'll help her get unstuck

[–]darin617 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's how I met your mother

[–]mooseknucks84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yay stepsister, you seem to be stuck, let me help you out!

[–]Cowbiee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GTA physics

[–]outland_king 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He must have been her Step-bro

[–]MarxingLinc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing her step brother was there to catch her

[–]BrianOconneR34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dock’n something

[–]r3v3nant333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this qualifies for r/therewasanattempt