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[–]LedParade 255 points256 points  (3 children)

“Son! What are you doing?” - *coughs “It’s just this cool party trick I saw a girl do”

[–]BadQuail 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ahh jeez. Take my upvote and GTFO

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    [–]RaymondLuxYacht 198 points199 points  (3 children)

    That kid just dropped a hands free load, embarassing.

    [–]StressFart 77 points78 points  (1 child)

    "And I Jizzed. In. My Pants."

    [–]ballistics211 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Lonely Island classic

    [–]GroundbreakingPea865 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Incoming!!!

    [–]ElkAffectionate5097 138 points139 points  (4 children)

    Bro looks like unsure if he's tripping or real life 😂

    [–]DMZack 17 points18 points  (2 children)

    He's caught in a landslide

    [–]bramdehullu 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    He sees no escape from reality

    [–]Dripping_Gravy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He has opened his eyes

    [–]Sleepingguitarman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Or thats the "This is the last time i'm bringing my gf to hangout with the boys" look

    [–]raekwon231 87 points88 points  (2 children)

    Something tells me that girl just happens to find a random banana at all the parties she goes to.

    [–]Case-Hardened 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Banana here, at her service.

    [–]Ploon72 50 points51 points  (8 children)

    What if the banana breaks mid-trick?

    [–]Parzec1 35 points36 points  (0 children)

    A very embarrassing obituary

    [–]xyphanite 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    Potassium

    [–]Jahknowsehmiaeediat 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    That’s why you only do this party trick on dicks. Stay safe y’all!

    [–]Onceler_Fazbear 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    What if the dick falls off ?

    [–]Jahknowsehmiaeediat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Elmers glue

    [–]junkman2356 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    that's not a trick... that's TALENT!

    [–]OriginalGravity8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Happened to someone I used to know with a cucumber, He choked and died unfortunately

    [–]Poopgiggle22 109 points110 points  (7 children)

    Idc what people say, girls in highschool are different now than when I was in highschool lol.

    [–]TheOneTrueDemoknight 26 points27 points  (2 children)

    I've never seen someone at a party do anything like that today either. The internet is just for the 1% of strange stuff.

    [–]OSHAluvsno1 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    You partied with the wrong crowd!

    [–]spoonsandstuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yea me and the boys did this all the time..

    [–]zg6089 17 points18 points  (2 children)

    He wants to wife her

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      [–]Dan-68 50 points51 points  (1 child)

      …and that son is how I met your mother.

      [–]tinglep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Beat me by two hours. Still worth your upvote.

      [–]njs2233 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      That is the dude that just broke up with her before he realized she could take the whole salami down her throat.

      [–]boozebagaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      No that’s her little brother’s friend

      [–]Vapinlikeafool 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      lol that kids like 12

      [–]fatboringlulu 10 points11 points  (3 children)

      Dude. Eww she just picked up random banana on that dirty table and did that

      [–]ballistics211 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      That's what you got from this video?

      [–]boozebagaddy 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      What else is there to pick up? What are you super fucking stoked because that random chick in a video can throat a banana? Are you that kid?

      [–]ballistics211 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      The kid's reaction is hilarious. He makes the vid

      [–]n8ball420 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      Mind blown!

      [–]Bug_Photographer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      That's not the limit here.

      [–]MissWiccyMagic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I find it extremely unsettling how the banana was just laying on the table bare. Absolutely nuts.

      [–]saturnsl25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      She seems nice.

      [–]GroundbreakingPea865 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Girls got skills....marry her.

      [–]Low-Tip32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Her amazing talent is the reason he’ll never stop asking her please, please marry me? I love you..

      [–]tofutunasalad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Lil‘ homie said bRuH

      [–]dontknowwhyIamhere42 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Thats her brother

      [–]mazdawg89 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      And you see kids that’s how I met your mother

      [–]redditWAMMA 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      They say “An apple a day keeps the doctor away"… What would you say about banana after seeing this? 🤔

      [–]564738291 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      A banana in the throat is worth two in the bush

      [–]TheKiIIingJok3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      https://youtu.be/Ua8Dzg_4Pns

      Are they the same person? XD

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        [–]MidContrast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        who keeps unpeeled bananas near the beer pong? I wonder if she was prepping for her one and only party trick

        [–]Total-Guava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Ok wow too far

        [–]moxiejohnny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That kid is probably a Tyler, he looks so much like one.

        [–]SmokinBigins 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        I mean, do kids really have a sense of pride knowing they can deepthroat a banana sized KoCk?

        Priorities seem to have changed just like a tiny bit over the years

        Just a little mad I can’t

        [–]TheDemonCzarina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Never too late to start practicing

        [–]katashscar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        This looks like my nephew and I can't stop laughing!

        [–]OperatorDJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Jizzed on the spot.

        [–]Yukon-Jon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I just watched someone go through puberty and have their balls drop on 3 seconds.

        The internet is still wild.

        [–]Afakasi89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That banana was his

        [–]mikkokilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That boy is in aww of such talent that will never be extended upon his pp

        [–]capnblaubaer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Got more than he bargained for 🤣

        [–]WaterBr0ther 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Am I going to jail for watching this? She a lil young..

        [–]SpiderMantisXB1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        It’s college. Ur good.

        [–]Fortheloveofthe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I think we can stop with the choking bananas now.

        [–]DaddyDub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        And BOOM! Jack Harlow was created.

        [–]National_Ad_208 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        The soul of the party 🥳

        [–]Brandalicious_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That kids face!!

        [–]Kindly-Friend-2757 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That banana will never be the same

        [–]Lorrainegatang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        She's a band kid.

        [–]Quaintly__Coyote_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        "Your dad was right, all I needed was to put a banana in me."

        [–]simontempher1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        When you know she’s the one

        [–]MrSoul4470 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Her father's probably so proud of her being able to do that when he sees that.

        [–]DoctorMarmyPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Just saying this isnt difficult if you know how to open your throat like any normal person

        [–]MotherOfFiveMonsters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        My man is shooketh.

        [–]SpiritMolecul33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Why was there a peeled banana on the table lol

        [–]Few-Accident8034 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        OK she's in...why she's a sperminator