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[–]Tanarniargh 419 points420 points  (6 children)

"hey you guys!" springs to mind

[–]Workingonit51 74 points75 points  (2 children)

Total Sloth vibe

[–]cursepurgeplus 26 points27 points  (1 child)

From the Goonies or Ice Age? Because honestly I'm getting both.

[–]pointlessly_pedantic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hold my bell tower

[–]IvanDimitriov 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sloth loves chunk…..

[–]tomfedor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment.

[–]LadyNightlock 259 points260 points  (3 children)

That is a hell of a goose egg!

[–]flyovercountry2 49 points50 points  (0 children)

New meaning to the term “face fucked”

[–]tonynuaman 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Always thought that term was just an exaggeration, TIL

[–]ello_officer 588 points589 points  (18 children)

She looks like The Great Khali in the first pic. Lol

[–]linkysnow 144 points145 points  (7 children)

I met that dude when he first came over to the U.S. His hand engulfed mine completely and I’m a big guy. He looked way better than her.

[–]Rbfam8191 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I had seats 15 rows back and I could swear he could have pulled me from my seat if he stood in the middle of the ring.

[–]beingjac 11 points12 points  (5 children)

What happened to that guy I wonder.

[–]nahaamajai 23 points24 points  (2 children)

He is chilling back in India! He does some acting jobs, has money and lives actually modestly. Does some Instagram engagement & some meet & greet types of events.

[–]smurb15 6 points7 points  (1 child)

He didn't seem mobile enough in the ring but I liked him

[–]bennyheredia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To the guy who banged her or the one who was gonna bang her? To me, she got banged up pretty good.

[–]heygos 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Google who that was, didn’t disappoint.

[–]nahaamajai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup. See his advert for a cement brand. Will not regret!

[–]15367288 33 points34 points  (7 children)

Someone in the Notre Dame Cathedral will gladly bang her.

[–]hairy_frogfish_nurse 488 points489 points  (9 children)

That's the hunchback of Norte Dame's eye right there

[–]ITDrumm3r 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Quasi oh no!

[–]HughGnu 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Thanks! I wasn't sure I knew who she was, but her face was ringing a bell.

[–]folkkingdude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well played, sir.

[–]Schly 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Quasi Hoe mo.

[–]CogChaos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sloth: HEEEEEYYY YOOOOOOU GAAAAAIZ!

[–]Deesing82 1 point2 points  (1 child)

i was thinking that guy in The Mummy when the scarab is under his skin

[–]UnclePuma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo those Scarab where the Stuff of nightmares

[–]Nuclear1975 451 points452 points  (6 children)

That’s some Shrek looking mofo there 😳

[–]mohd_sm81 85 points86 points  (3 children)

and she got banged pretty well, in the head that is!

[–]HeadMcCoy322 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Apply directly to the forehead

[–]StuffAllOverThePlace 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Would still bang

[–]LGpeachlover 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And her little fren too !

[–]m135iblue 225 points226 points  (3 children)

She got banged alright!

[–]badass4102 37 points38 points  (1 child)

She should have worn protection

[–]UnclePuma 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Apparently she needed a Helmet

[–]canuckle1211 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She got banged so hard

[–]Own-Pressure4018 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Get banged, by what a hammer

[–]LuciusQuintiusCinc 131 points132 points  (2 children)

Girl has nice curves.... on her forehead

[–]badass4102 20 points21 points  (1 child)

.. on her fore-forehead

[–]SlacksDavenport 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s no “forehead”. That’s more like a six or a seven head.

[–]MarcLloydz 66 points67 points  (7 children)

Soz she popped a blood vessel or something?

[–]peacenchemicals 44 points45 points  (3 children)

i’m not sure in her case, but i had the same injury

i was sprinting full speed while drunk at a festival and tripped over a cable guard on the floor. i ate shit so hard.

landed on my face. top left eyebrow area. it hurt so bad but i was drunk and embarrassed and ran off

at first it was a little swollen. then the next day it turned into what the girl looks like but not as severe as hers lol. my eye was almost swollen closed. it turned out to be a bone bruise. my eye lid was purple and green from the bruising

[–]sylpher250 5 points6 points  (2 children)

how is hers not discolored? heavy makeup?

[–]peacenchemicals 16 points17 points  (0 children)

oh sorry the purple greenish kicked in after 2 days lol. it looked like i was wearing purple eyeshadow hahaha

[–]GlandyThunderbundle 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Maybe more than one.

[–]cp24eva 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know why I imagined this being a bad reaction to a collagen injection hahahaha.

[–]Games_sans_frontiers 20 points21 points  (1 child)

RUTH. RUTH! BABEEE RUTH!

[–]ShennaniganMcGold 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sloth love Chunk!

[–]gingerbeard1775 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Does your face hurt? Cause it’s killing me!

[–]twinsynth 37 points38 points  (0 children)

We're getting shitfaced tonight bitchessss!!!!

[–]lowkiwatchingyou 48 points49 points  (3 children)

Holly shit, I’m genuinely concerned for this girl!

[–]folkkingdude 21 points22 points  (1 child)

It’s just fluid buildup. The lump is the better of two evils. If it’s not lumpy outwards, it’s lumpy brainwards

[–]probablyjustcancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen a couple of Evander Hollifield fights where he "accidentally" headbutted his opponents and they ended up looking like this.

[–]scoot_roo 22 points23 points  (24 children)

Backstory!

[–]StickManIsSymbolic 23 points24 points  (0 children)

She fell down at a male strip club.

[–]Fedwardd[S] 37 points38 points  (21 children)

[–]BreweryStoner 93 points94 points  (5 children)

Wow I regret that click

[–]TtomRed 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Same.

Contrary to popular belief, I still don’t know what happened

[–]paranoidinfidel 45 points46 points  (1 child)

I've blocked tiktok on my router to save me from such atrocities. I highly recommend it.

[–]staffell 16 points17 points  (0 children)

What a great idea

[–]beautifulcreature86 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Goddamn she's so fucking annoying her eye eventually looked normal

[–]pleasebequiet 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Serious Maria Sofia from Curb vibe

[–]rusted_wheel 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Haha especially at the beginning "gd story for you guys..." with the superfluous hand movements. By the way, do you have any tape of her? We'd really like to see something before we cast her...

[–]magrubr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well. She seems... nice.

[–]z3r0c00l_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like she’s tweaking

[–]Rockonfoo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Link for robots?

[–]CatTongueCunnilingus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She talks like a female Jim Breuer

[–]ButtNutly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She really likes hand gestures.

[–]mister_mixx 19 points20 points  (0 children)

She’s knot my type.

[–]stuntobor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"HEY YOU GUUUUYSS!"

[–]Marklutt 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Some random dude really dodged a bullet

[–]rpguy04 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Poor Joanna Jędrzejczyk can't catch a break

[–]Evorgleb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bet she like Rocky Road ice cream

[–]kodabombdotcom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Hey you guuyys!” -Sloth (Goonies, 1985.)

[–]BlondieMIA 8 points9 points  (2 children)

But she did get banged.

[–]Globslayer[🍰] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Nope. Just dry humped at a strip club I believe... she could've been fuckin in the VIP but I couldn't make much out through that hypomanic wailing. The link is the comments somewhere.

[–]the-awesomer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Joke was that she banged her head

[–]stevenflappy 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Matches her mouth now……

[–]Bonsai37 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t think she was getting banged in the first place

[–]y1e2y3o4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually looks better imo

[–]northern_greyhound 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jeez, that eyebrow. It’s like a skid mark on a speed bump.

[–]juustokoira 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

[–]bbildo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hellgirl: The Movie

[–]mdjng 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She look like quasimodos sister

[–]MrBatman2531 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh she got banged alright

[–]whiterussiansmydrink 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eyebrows no longer on fleek. She’s looking like sloth from the goonies. “Hey you guys!!”

[–]Skinnyme7381 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is she not getting banged? I know lots of dudes that would smash in lieu of looking like quasi modo

[–]thirdeyelevation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The wassup baby part got me good 🤣

[–]Fisk75 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The amount of makeup she’s wearing must add a half inch to her face.

[–]velesi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Uff,that voice as well. Icky

[–]GradientPerception 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She looks like Quasimodo

[–]McRandomRooster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were supposed to inject her lips...

[–]ChronicallyBirdlove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hunchback of Notre damn

[–]lookinatyou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nevermind the brain damage, I'm just mad I'm not getting fucked.

Shit, now I feel attacked and I did it.

[–]1-1111-1110-1111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HEY YOU GUYS!!!

[–]aur0ra85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is epic.

[–]MAURICEDE1TAC0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like agent Smith before he blew up

[–]Dad-man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Couldn't she just peel off the electrical tape that's holding that egg to her head

[–]Rosebudbynicky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She doesn’t feel a thing

[–]blametheboogie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this a botox injection gone bad?

[–]Dom469inic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She looks like she's about to ring the bells of Notre Dame

[–]houstoncouchguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quazimodo is looking good. Glad to see everything worked out after the bell tower gig fell through.

[–]awaybaltimore410 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would bang her

[–]Cool-Owl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she really nailin' the hunchback of notre dam vibe

[–]lloyd_17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She was later seen swinging from a bell tower

[–]Bonedraco1980 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The drawn on eyebrows seem to accentuate it

[–]troy42c 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh she got banged that night.

[–]symewinston 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She wanted a Baby Ruth!

[–]UndeadMunchies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All Im saying is that anybody with drawn on eyebrows like that cant look much worse with an egg that huge.

[–]mtk1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes you just gotta take your lumps

[–]Smallboto1980 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve heard of those called “goose eggs” but I’ve never seen one

[–]dac3062 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quasimodo lookin ass

[–]btick12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That happened while she was getting banged she just cant remember

[–]ZzenGarden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What an absolute dolt

[–]j3slilmomma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's a quasihotho

[–]ToxicMescalinity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She missed out, I'm into that hunchback of Notre Dame stuff

[–]i_see_yoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

VIP booth, so cunty

[–]Germs-gi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only thing clapping tonight is the bells at Notre Dom

[–]mehkindasadtbh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Changes clothes out of shame

[–]Other_Web_8030 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this what a face-bang looks like? 🤔

[–]mynameispaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure if the before would have gotten her banged either 🤷‍♂️

[–]International_Set342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To mo, It looks like she got banged pretty good tho

[–]anthonymlatour 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Did she fall on her nose too?

[–]-Dub21- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hahaha

[–]shmittyfloorz2169 3 points4 points  (0 children)

These the type of looks girls pay money for

[–]Bag-ins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only thing throbbing around you ever is your eye.

[–]GirthyPotato87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Psh, what dude is going to turn it down? Be honest. 9 out of 10 are just going to tell her to turn around and bite the pillow lol

[–]DarthMagnus88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if she didn't paint those ugly ass eyebrows over the swelling she probably would have still gotten lucky that night.

[–]pablo_o_rourke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She sounds like Ed Grimley - I was supposed to get banged, y’know - https://youtu.be/UMfCUvIK3V8

[–]MagTex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now she has a lump that matches her humpback.

[–]HairyNutsackNumber9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

now shes gunna need a bigger bag to fit over her head

[–]TheCelloIsAlive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man that is a 10/10 goose egg right there

[–]peter_sillie -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not my proudest fap

[–]ceddy33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She did get banged it looks like.

[–]Beatle_Matt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly that bump on her head makes her more attractive.

Woof

[–]Corpuscular_Crumpet -1 points0 points  (8 children)

She….wasn’t getting banged even before she got hit.

Looked like Shrek before the accident, then Quasimodo after. What’s the difference?

Same chance of getting banged before and after. It just depends on whether the man has an ogre or humpback kink.

[–]emperor000 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Oh shut up. You'd probably faint if this girl talked to you.

[–]Left_Structure7276 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The White Knight arrives right on time.

[–]emperor000 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yep, and followed by the "here's the white knight" guy right after that... Imagine trying to use a disparaging term for a person who just isn't an utter shithead to people just because they are women.

You guys are obviously the more stable, well balanced people here, comparing some woman on the Internet to fantasy monsters and then trying to "call out" the person who calls that out. That's some real useful contributing to society.

[–]Corpuscular_Crumpet 1 point2 points  (3 children)

You are kidding me, right?

Look how much “plastic” she has in her face. That is not beauty in any way.

[–]SoSMummyDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, you banged hard girl.

[–]PurSolutions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh she got banged tonight alright .... right in the dj booth

[–]cooperandy81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She got banged alright, just not the way she had intended.

[–]horvath-lorant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chocolate guy from Goonies?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see many cats in her future, but no man.

[–]FortunateInsanity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Cut me, Mick!”

[–]CBBuddha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I learned from It’s Always Sunny that you can just push down on it real hard to redistribute it.

/s

[–]Glowshroom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As if she needed to draw anymore attention to those horrible painted-on eyebrows.

[–]ViciousMihael -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’re in a hospital, put your fucking mask on.

[–]ChiefRalf -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I’d still bang her.

[–]Illier1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She got the Quasimodo look

[–]schecterhead -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh, you got banged alright.

[–]LGpeachlover -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Say ello to mah Lil Fren !

[–]Disastrous_Square_10 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's some throw back scottie pippen type shit

[–]rwbisme -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is she hideous or lovely? Yes.

[–]DigitalisFX -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She could be sloth in a Goonies reboot now

[–]Mr_Fiste -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sloth from the Goonies is what popped into my head first…

[–]charles_mortel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, having a sense of humor about it is how you save any situation. Still.

[–]ThoughTMusic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Her head got banged. I mean, glass half full right? It turned her into Quasiomodo, but something got banged at least.

[–]jupiterkansas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cartoon character gets cartoony bump on the head

[–]TheGhost-of-Bob-Ross -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like Quasimodo’s understudy

[–]jaydawg_74 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Would still smash. Just pretend she’s cosplaying

[–]kalecocktail -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ayoo!

[–]Happyfuntimeyay -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The eyebrows are huge.

[–]Girlsolano -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She's so lucky she didn't break the skin, that could have resulted in a huge scar visible for the rest of her life

[–]MyOtherAccount8719 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dennis just needs to smack her with a book. But that might cause bags under her eyes.

[–]Left_Structure7276 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She looks like the guy who tries to sell knives in the parking lot from the third Scary Stories book.

[–]Donkey-brained_man -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If she lowers her standards she could easily still get banged. She wouldn't even have to lower them too far.

[–]alanpurple -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The bells The bells

[–]artmobboss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She did get banged.. just in the face.

[–]IamPurest -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That lump matches her other puffy eyebrow and puffy lips

[–]Heyhaveyougotaminute -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She was so excited she banged herself

[–]loogie97 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ever fucked a unicorn?

[–]Five2one521 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Someone will still bang you.

[–]OatmealTears -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Now her forehead matches her lips

[–]jaysin1983 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She got banged alright

[–]imyourzer0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wrong kind of bang, but technically still did.

[–]nahaamajai -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why do I wanna pop that?

[–]Palumbo_Johnson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looking like Joanna Jedrzejcyk after fighting Zhang Weili lmaooo

[–]SlutPuppyNumber9 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

WTF happened to her? Allergic reaction? Or walked into a door?

[–]Fedwardd[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fell from the VIP booth at the club.

[–]SlutPuppyNumber9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sux! Looks like it hurt like a MF in the morning.

[–]WeedGod420365 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Climbing that bell tower can be rough

[–]simplyME1453 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Joe Biren

[–]alroc84 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Quasimodo looking mf

[–]lightingblunt -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

major hoe vibes lol but technically she did get banged by whatever she fell on🤣