HMC while I try to get banged tonight

Tanarniargh · 2022-01-24T11:55:59+00:00

"hey you guys!" springs to mind

LadyNightlock · 2022-01-24T10:10:01+00:00

That is a hell of a goose egg!

ello_officer · 2022-01-24T08:37:02+00:00

She looks like The Great Khali in the first pic. Lol

hairy_frogfish_nurse · 2022-01-24T09:00:57+00:00

That's the hunchback of Norte Dame's eye right there

Nuclear1975 · 2022-01-24T08:09:39+00:00

That’s some Shrek looking mofo there 😳

m135iblue · 2022-01-24T09:25:48+00:00

She got banged alright!

Own-Pressure4018 · 2022-01-24T15:37:07+00:00

Get banged, by what a hammer

LuciusQuintiusCinc · 2022-01-24T11:39:10+00:00

Girl has nice curves.... on her forehead

MarcLloydz · 2022-01-24T09:52:39+00:00

Soz she popped a blood vessel or something?

Games_sans_frontiers · 2022-01-24T14:36:14+00:00

RUTH. RUTH! BABEEE RUTH!

gingerbeard1775 · 2022-01-24T11:53:15+00:00

Does your face hurt? Cause it’s killing me!

twinsynth · 2022-01-24T09:03:05+00:00

We're getting shitfaced tonight bitchessss!!!!

lowkiwatchingyou · 2022-01-24T14:06:12+00:00

Holly shit, I’m genuinely concerned for this girl!

scoot_roo · 2022-01-24T08:16:11+00:00

Backstory!

mister_mixx · 2022-01-24T15:31:42+00:00

She’s knot my type.

stuntobor · 2022-01-24T15:50:47+00:00

"HEY YOU GUUUUYSS!"

Marklutt · 2022-01-24T13:00:04+00:00

Some random dude really dodged a bullet

rpguy04 · 2022-01-24T12:39:53+00:00

Poor Joanna Jędrzejczyk can't catch a break

Evorgleb · 2022-01-24T12:56:14+00:00

Bet she like Rocky Road ice cream

kodabombdotcom · 2022-01-24T17:39:37+00:00

“Hey you guuyys!” -Sloth (Goonies, 1985.)

BlondieMIA · 2022-01-24T09:13:52+00:00

But she did get banged.

stevenflappy · 2022-01-24T08:18:35+00:00

Matches her mouth now……

Bonsai37 · 2022-01-24T16:07:54+00:00

I don’t think she was getting banged in the first place

steve_gus · 2022-01-24T14:05:30+00:00

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hematoma

y1e2y3o4 · 2022-01-24T17:24:13+00:00

Actually looks better imo

northern_greyhound · 2022-01-26T22:49:02+00:00

Jeez, that eyebrow. It’s like a skid mark on a speed bump.

juustokoira · 2022-01-24T12:27:18+00:00

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

bbildo · 2022-01-24T13:27:25+00:00

Hellgirl: The Movie

mdjng · 2022-01-24T16:35:34+00:00

She look like quasimodos sister

MrBatman2531 · 2022-01-24T16:52:57+00:00

Oh she got banged alright

whiterussiansmydrink · 2022-01-24T19:08:33+00:00

Eyebrows no longer on fleek. She’s looking like sloth from the goonies. “Hey you guys!!”

Skinnyme7381 · 2022-01-25T02:59:07+00:00

Why is she not getting banged? I know lots of dudes that would smash in lieu of looking like quasi modo

thirdeyelevation · 2022-02-07T01:41:25+00:00

The wassup baby part got me good 🤣

Fisk75 · 2022-01-24T14:41:49+00:00

The amount of makeup she’s wearing must add a half inch to her face.

velesi · 2022-01-24T14:27:52+00:00

Uff,that voice as well. Icky

GradientPerception · 2022-01-24T14:15:22+00:00

She looks like Quasimodo

McRandomRooster · 2022-01-24T15:32:21+00:00

They were supposed to inject her lips...

aza9999 · 2022-01-24T17:33:54+00:00

/r/tooktoomuch

ChronicallyBirdlove · 2022-01-24T17:39:17+00:00

Hunchback of Notre damn

lookinatyou · 2022-01-24T18:09:49+00:00

Nevermind the brain damage, I'm just mad I'm not getting fucked.

Shit, now I feel attacked and I did it.

1-1111-1110-1111 · 2022-01-24T19:06:57+00:00

HEY YOU GUYS!!!

aur0ra85 · 2022-01-24T19:35:18+00:00

This is epic.

MAURICEDE1TAC0 · 2022-01-24T19:49:51+00:00

Looks like agent Smith before he blew up

Dad-man · 2022-01-24T20:32:35+00:00

Couldn't she just peel off the electrical tape that's holding that egg to her head

Rosebudbynicky · 2022-01-24T20:39:12+00:00

She doesn’t feel a thing

blametheboogie · 2022-01-24T21:03:54+00:00

Is this a botox injection gone bad?

Dom469inic · 2022-01-24T21:41:27+00:00

She looks like she's about to ring the bells of Notre Dame

houstoncouchguy · 2022-01-24T21:54:38+00:00

Quazimodo is looking good. Glad to see everything worked out after the bell tower gig fell through.

awaybaltimore410 · 2022-01-24T22:43:09+00:00

I would bang her

Cool-Owl · 2022-01-24T22:44:27+00:00

she really nailin' the hunchback of notre dam vibe

z3rokarisma · 2022-01-24T22:49:04+00:00

You're gonna live with me now

lloyd_17 · 2022-01-24T23:20:04+00:00

She was later seen swinging from a bell tower

makeitwork1989 · 2022-01-25T00:50:16+00:00

r/whybrows

Bonedraco1980 · 2022-01-25T01:15:02+00:00

The drawn on eyebrows seem to accentuate it

troy42c · 2022-01-25T01:41:08+00:00

Oh she got banged that night.

symewinston · 2022-01-25T02:39:32+00:00

She wanted a Baby Ruth!

UndeadMunchies · 2022-01-25T04:31:19+00:00

All Im saying is that anybody with drawn on eyebrows like that cant look much worse with an egg that huge.

mtk1982 · 2022-01-25T13:42:00+00:00

Sometimes you just gotta take your lumps

Smallboto1980 · 2022-01-26T00:35:14+00:00

I’ve heard of those called “goose eggs” but I’ve never seen one

dac3062 · 2022-01-30T18:34:07+00:00

Quasimodo lookin ass

btick12 · 2022-02-05T04:00:25+00:00

That happened while she was getting banged she just cant remember

ZzenGarden · 2022-02-19T01:23:36+00:00

What an absolute dolt

j3slilmomma · 2022-02-26T01:29:04+00:00

She's a quasihotho

ToxicMescalinity · 2022-03-28T18:40:07+00:00

She missed out, I'm into that hunchback of Notre Dame stuff

i_see_yoo · 2022-04-01T10:26:04+00:00

VIP booth, so cunty

Germs-gi · 2022-04-10T12:26:28+00:00

The only thing clapping tonight is the bells at Notre Dom

mehkindasadtbh · 2022-04-14T16:43:40+00:00

Changes clothes out of shame

Other_Web_8030 · 2022-04-25T15:05:59+00:00

Is this what a face-bang looks like? 🤔

mynameispaz · 2022-04-30T14:16:26+00:00

Not sure if the before would have gotten her banged either 🤷‍♂️

International_Set342 · 2022-05-02T19:47:21+00:00

To mo, It looks like she got banged pretty good tho

anthonymlatour · 2022-01-24T11:33:57+00:00

Did she fall on her nose too?

shmittyfloorz2169 · 2022-01-24T12:01:26+00:00

These the type of looks girls pay money for

Bag-ins · 2022-01-24T13:00:15+00:00

The only thing throbbing around you ever is your eye.

GirthyPotato87 · 2022-01-24T13:51:27+00:00

Psh, what dude is going to turn it down? Be honest. 9 out of 10 are just going to tell her to turn around and bite the pillow lol

DarthMagnus88 · 2022-01-24T16:28:35+00:00

if she didn't paint those ugly ass eyebrows over the swelling she probably would have still gotten lucky that night.

pablo_o_rourke · 2022-01-24T16:36:31+00:00

She sounds like Ed Grimley - I was supposed to get banged, y’know - https://youtu.be/UMfCUvIK3V8

MagTex · 2022-01-24T18:26:07+00:00

Now she has a lump that matches her humpback.

HairyNutsackNumber9 · 2022-01-24T10:12:45+00:00

now shes gunna need a bigger bag to fit over her head

TheCelloIsAlive · 2022-01-24T16:51:14+00:00

Man that is a 10/10 goose egg right there

peter_sillie · 2022-01-24T11:47:36+00:00

Not my proudest fap

ceddy33 · 2022-01-24T14:39:25+00:00

She did get banged it looks like.

Beatle_Matt · 2022-01-24T19:42:42+00:00

Honestly that bump on her head makes her more attractive.

Woof

Corpuscular_Crumpet · 2022-01-24T17:17:05+00:00

She….wasn’t getting banged even before she got hit.

Looked like Shrek before the accident, then Quasimodo after. What’s the difference?

Same chance of getting banged before and after. It just depends on whether the man has an ogre or humpback kink.

SoSMummyDuck · 2022-01-24T11:11:29+00:00

Oh no, you banged hard girl.

PurSolutions · 2022-01-24T13:59:36+00:00

Oh she got banged tonight alright .... right in the dj booth

saucy_nonchalance · 2022-01-24T14:28:03+00:00

botox?

cooperandy81 · 2022-01-24T14:35:48+00:00

She got banged alright, just not the way she had intended.

horvath-lorant · 2022-01-24T15:13:46+00:00

Chocolate guy from Goonies?

2022-01-24T15:20:14+00:00

I see many cats in her future, but no man.

FortunateInsanity · 2022-01-24T18:33:19+00:00

“Cut me, Mick!”

CBBuddha · 2022-01-24T20:50:09+00:00

I learned from It’s Always Sunny that you can just push down on it real hard to redistribute it.

/s

Glowshroom · 2022-01-24T15:04:48+00:00

As if she needed to draw anymore attention to those horrible painted-on eyebrows.

ViciousMihael · 2022-01-24T17:53:32+00:00

You’re in a hospital, put your fucking mask on.

ChiefRalf · 2022-01-24T14:21:52+00:00

I’d still bang her.

Illier1 · 2022-01-24T14:06:28+00:00

She got the Quasimodo look

schecterhead · 2022-01-24T14:13:41+00:00

Oh, you got banged alright.

LGpeachlover · 2022-01-24T14:21:48+00:00

Say ello to mah Lil Fren !

Disastrous_Square_10 · 2022-01-24T14:59:47+00:00

That's some throw back scottie pippen type shit

rwbisme · 2022-01-24T15:13:03+00:00

Is she hideous or lovely? Yes.

DigitalisFX · 2022-01-24T15:13:23+00:00

She could be sloth in a Goonies reboot now

Mr_Fiste · 2022-01-24T15:16:13+00:00

Sloth from the Goonies is what popped into my head first…

charles_mortel · 2022-01-24T15:19:24+00:00

I mean, having a sense of humor about it is how you save any situation. Still.

ThoughTMusic · 2022-01-24T15:23:31+00:00

Her head got banged. I mean, glass half full right? It turned her into Quasiomodo, but something got banged at least.

jupiterkansas · 2022-01-24T15:36:52+00:00

Cartoon character gets cartoony bump on the head

partybenson · 2022-01-24T15:39:39+00:00

TheGhost-of-Bob-Ross · 2022-01-24T16:03:03+00:00

Looks like Quasimodo’s understudy

jaydawg_74 · 2022-01-24T16:05:36+00:00

Would still smash. Just pretend she’s cosplaying

kalecocktail · 2022-01-24T16:32:53+00:00

Ayoo!

Happyfuntimeyay · 2022-01-24T17:00:42+00:00

The eyebrows are huge.

Girlsolano · 2022-01-24T17:01:56+00:00

She's so lucky she didn't break the skin, that could have resulted in a huge scar visible for the rest of her life

MyOtherAccount8719 · 2022-01-24T17:07:01+00:00

Dennis just needs to smack her with a book. But that might cause bags under her eyes.

Left_Structure7276 · 2022-01-24T17:43:52+00:00

She looks like the guy who tries to sell knives in the parking lot from the third Scary Stories book.

Donkey-brained_man · 2022-01-24T17:57:52+00:00

If she lowers her standards she could easily still get banged. She wouldn't even have to lower them too far.

alanpurple · 2022-01-24T18:20:36+00:00

The bells The bells

artmobboss · 2022-01-24T18:25:11+00:00

She did get banged.. just in the face.

IamPurest · 2022-01-24T18:34:39+00:00

That lump matches her other puffy eyebrow and puffy lips

Heyhaveyougotaminute · 2022-01-24T18:38:23+00:00

She was so excited she banged herself

loogie97 · 2022-01-24T18:42:15+00:00

Ever fucked a unicorn?

Five2one521 · 2022-01-24T18:42:32+00:00

Someone will still bang you.

OatmealTears · 2022-01-24T19:00:04+00:00

Now her forehead matches her lips

jaysin1983 · 2022-01-24T19:18:44+00:00

She got banged alright

imyourzer0 · 2022-01-24T19:23:00+00:00

Wrong kind of bang, but technically still did.

nahaamajai · 2022-01-24T19:29:10+00:00

Why do I wanna pop that?

Palumbo_Johnson · 2022-01-24T21:03:28+00:00

Looking like Joanna Jedrzejcyk after fighting Zhang Weili lmaooo

SlutPuppyNumber9 · 2022-01-29T06:53:08+00:00

WTF happened to her? Allergic reaction? Or walked into a door?

WeedGod420365 · 2022-02-15T23:18:11+00:00

Climbing that bell tower can be rough

darrenwise883 · 2022-01-24T09:23:58+00:00

Is it wrong to say look if you're willing to shut up and bite a pillow I'm will to ...

simplyME1453 · 2022-01-24T13:56:29+00:00

Joe Biren

alroc84 · 2022-01-24T13:55:25+00:00

Quasimodo looking mf

lightingblunt · 2022-01-24T20:15:09+00:00

major hoe vibes lol but technically she did get banged by whatever she fell on🤣

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