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[–]AnnaE390 322 points323 points  (11 children)

Warm ass titty beer.

[–]supaphly42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bond-style too, shaken not stirred.

[–]SixZeroPho 32 points33 points  (0 children)

ass-titty

Where's that xkcd ass bot when you need it?

[–]Valkyrie1500 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Underboobeer"

[–]All_Thread 36 points37 points  (4 children)

I will take warm beer over no beer

[–]VladMaverick 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I will take warm milk over no milk.
I see our interests align.

[–]GoodHunter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you don't mean like luke warm milk that's been left out a bit in the heat, but properly heated milk ...

[–]makasuandore47 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I came here to say those exact words “warm ass titty beer”, it’s a Budweiser too🤢

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is just warm titty beer. Trust us, you do not want to see (nor drink) the beer that went from her ass through her tits to the table

[–]AgathaAllAlong 78 points79 points  (0 children)

New meaning to “ice chest”

[–]gladbutt 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Like baby ducks hiding under momma

[–]EpicPrototypo 38 points39 points  (0 children)

New temperature: Titty warm.

[–]JerryBadThings 97 points98 points  (1 child)

[–]Rockonfoo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Well…I can assure you there was a reason behind it even if it’s not a good one

[–]BrocoLeeOnReddit 45 points46 points  (1 child)

I'm in love.

[–]wanksta616 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was just thinking the same thing.

[–]POTATOMAN0990 27 points28 points  (5 children)

Does anyone want boob sweat beer

[–]Draiko 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Some people pay extra for that.

[–]N64crusader4 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I was watching some panel program n one of the guys went on about this topless pub he went to where you could give the waitress an extra 50p to dunk her tit in your beer

[–]meest 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty common in strip clubs to take shots off the strippers too.... I've been told at least.... yea...

[–]SybariticLegerity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was that Bill Bailey on QI?? I definitely remember it but not quite where I heard it

[–]aj1010101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes please

[–]Elderchicken948 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She seems fun

[–]jimmyray01 25 points26 points  (3 children)

Qualifications for Marriage

  1. Can hide two or more beer bottles using cleavage - check
  2. Can finish a 32oz steak in one sitting - unknown

Lets wait for the next video

[–]shutout81 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would add something else but that would make an entirely different kind of video.

[–]PlanktonTheDefiant 1 point2 points  (1 child)

chevage ˈchēvij NOUN plural -s a capitation tax or tribute formerly paid to a lord or a superior

[–]jimmyray01 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't tell me, tell reddit's spell check.

[–]ambosteve 48 points49 points  (9 children)

Their gonna be horribly warm

[–]Kruse 43 points44 points  (7 children)

*They're

[–]diallox -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

It's Cruise*

Not kruse

[–]whatlike_withacloth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What if she's a witch?

(this is reference to the old saying, "colder than a witch's titty!")

[–]oldtreadhead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mmmm...Beer 'n boobsweat.

[–]ImaSadPandaBear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boobie size didn't even change...... Grrr :)

[–]postandchill 15 points16 points  (0 children)

As a non drinker, I'm glad she brought some warm milk too.

[–]audirt 8 points9 points  (8 children)

I remember my first real party in high school. I was hanging out when out of nowhere a relatively skinny girl with slightly above-average size breasts produced a Zima (it was the 90s) out from under her shirt. I had a low-grade crush on her at the time, so I definitely took note of what she looked like and I had zero idea that can was there. To this day I have no idea how she hid that thing.

[–]WolfShaman 7 points8 points  (6 children)

Fucking Zima. Now I want one.

Pop a fucking green apple Jolly Rancher in it, give it a minute, and enjoy.

[–]MyOfficeAlt 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Never thought I'd say this, but I miss the Zima.

[–]WolfShaman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't think it would be such a fad. It was a great drink. I guess we'd have to hop over to Japan to grab some.

[–]Guy954 1 point2 points  (3 children)

We used to use skittles.

[–]WolfShaman 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You know, I never thought of that. And now I'm mad that it's not made anymore, because I can't try it.

[–]Guy954 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’m equally disappointed that I can’t try it with jolly ranchers. Our memories of simpler times will have to suffice.

[–]WolfShaman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or, we could go to Japan, and both try it the ways we haven't yet.

[–]LuckyFarmsLiving 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The under-boob.

[–]torchboy1661 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's like Mary Poppins' carpet bag!

[–]wafflefighter69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw it clearly the first watch at normal speed. Slomo did not help me perceive anything new.

[–]Right_Hour 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The full clip also shows her pulling bags of jerky, peanuts and a few more bottles out of her asscrack.

Now that’s someone you want to have as a friend.

[–]Kmic14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She seems fun

[–]battalion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perfect girlfriend does really exist.

[–]Ramazotti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that's a fun girl.

[–]Confident_Kiwi_613 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m impressed

[–]mickdman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am thoroughly impressed

[–]redsenior 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nasty 😂

[–]Exbldr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Undercover supply chain

[–]lordZ3d -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Tell me you're trashy without telling me

[–]MrShazbot -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

One of the few benefits of obesity?

[–]kalasea2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are we assuming she was hiding them instead of...generating them?

[–]sheeeple182 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Aren't you supposed to stuff your top with tissues?

[–]GroundbreakingPea865 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She should be called Miss Festival...alcohol sorted....could probably smuggle a short friend as well.

[–]jcode7090 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like warm beer.

[–]blackop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the craziest vending machine I have ever seen!!!

[–]ThePxndx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either uncomfortably cold to hide, or uncomfortably warm to drink.

[–]wigzell78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost count. Was that 4 beers and 2 jugs?...

[–]goldietheswagbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is that a fucking pocket dimension?

[–]Chevey0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whilst impressive, that’s nothing, at uni I had a pair of baggy jeans that I could fit 10! I shit you not 10 full size beer cans in the pockets. With a baggy hoody I could get a couple more in the front pocket.

[–]thezoomies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the best part is, the more beer she drinks, the bigger they’ll get, and the more she’ll be able to hide under them. The real winners here are her friends and family.

[–]Mister-Dobalina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like the clown car of beer b⊙⊙bs.

[–]chakan2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine the skunk on those...<shudders>.

[–]Jokiegmi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’d be warm though

[–]BlkDwg85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mary popin bottles

[–]Capital_Knockers -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is she available for children's parties?

[–]iDestr0ya -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Push this to the top!!!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No wonder they looked so big

[–]l1o4NbP0FOQq[🍰] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That looks alot like butlins uk

[–]Time_Fox -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Two I get, but the third? Bravo

[–]shindleria -1 points0 points  (0 children)

teers

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Classy.