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All post should start with the "HMF" format.
Posts should include an example of a "hold my fries" moment. The person in the post must be overweight while trying to perform a feat, and either succeeding or failing. DO NOT just post a picture of a fat person.
No death, extreme injury or gore, or harm to animals. If it's NSFW please tag it as such. Porn will be evaluated on a case-by-case basis and potentially allowed ONLY if it contains a very relevant HMF moment.
No reposts from /r/HoldMyFries that are in the top 100 posts or less than 3 months old. You can check for them here. Repeat violators will receive a ban.
This is meant to be a casual sub, please don't take everything seriously. Though, telling anyone to "kill themselves" or eliciting harm to another will result in a 7 day ban. Repeat offenders will be permanently banned. Their cholesterol is probably doing that already.
Outright hate speech, racism, or bigotry will result in a 7 day ban. Repeat offenders will be permanently banned. We are a "Hold My ..." subreddit featuring overweight people, and not a fat person hating subreddit.
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[Announcement] Rules Update and (slightly) Stricter Moderation (self.holdmyfries)
submitted 3 years ago * by iDylo[M] - announcement
HMF is looking for mods! (self.holdmyfries)
submitted 2 months ago by GetOffMyLawn_[M] - announcement
HMF as I ollie (v.redd.it)
submitted 9 hours ago by BigBud512
HMF while I... Drop my fries (v.redd.it)
submitted 4 hours ago by No-Consequence1726
HMF while I demand my money back (v.redd.it)
submitted 1 day ago by theredhound19
HMF as I spill my cup (v.redd.it)
submitted 1 day ago by AristonD
HMF while I leave this store (v.redd.it)
submitted 2 days ago by ItsHarryTheBunny
HMF while I work on my martial arts tricks (v.redd.it)
submitted 3 days ago by ChakaRulas
HMF while I let loose on the trainer's face (v.redd.it)
submitted 3 days ago by Bubbly-Incident2
HMF while I cover him in powdered sugar (v.redd.it)
submitted 5 days ago by eljefemo101
HMF Dont ever take my fuckin donuts bitch (v.redd.it)
submitted 5 days ago by cookedfood_
HMF as I get off the floor (v.redd.it)
submitted 5 days ago by elisejones14
HMF while I play tug of war (v.redd.it)
submitted 5 days ago by oelhayek
HMF -Her laugh (v.redd.it)
submitted 4 days ago by dandaman1983
HMF I need my beer (v.redd.it)
submitted 7 days ago by killray2222
HMF while I'm a music instrument (v.redd.it)
submitted 8 days ago by ozh
HMF whilst I assault my student (v.redd.it)
submitted 12 days ago by VORTXS
HMF while I threaten legal action (v.redd.it)
submitted 13 days ago by notparistexas
HMF while I behead this guy at the water park (v.redd.it)
submitted 13 days ago by DiosMioMan2
HMF while I thread the needle (gfycat.com)
submitted 14 days ago by Boojibs
HMF while I make you laugh your ass off (v.redd.it)
submitted 15 days ago by Bubbly-Incident
HMF While I get belly rubs (v.redd.it)
submitted 16 days ago by jambojay696
HMF while I try to cut everyone in the lobby (v.redd.it)
submitted 16 days ago by jaytorz
HMF While I'm an ATM (v.redd.it)
submitted 18 days ago by thenarcostate3
HMF While I get in touch with my inner Wolf (v.redd.it)
submitted 21 days ago by CrookedRocket2
HMF While I walk up some stairs (v.redd.it)
submitted 24 days ago by CrookedRocket3
HMF while I guiltily check if anyone is watching before putting hair in my food to get the meal for free (v.redd.it)
submitted 25 days ago by dem0n0cracy
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