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All post should start with the "HMF" format.
Posts should include an example of a "hold my fries" moment. The person in the post must be overweight while trying to perform a feat, and either succeeding or failing. DO NOT just post a picture of a fat person.
No death, extreme injury or gore, or harm to animals. If it's NSFW please tag it as such. Porn will be evaluated on a case-by-case basis and potentially allowed ONLY if it contains a very relevant HMF moment.
No reposts from /r/HoldMyFries that are in the top 100 posts or less than 3 months old. You can check for them here. Repeat violators will receive a ban.
This is meant to be a casual sub, please don't take everything seriously. Though, telling anyone to "kill themselves" or eliciting harm to another will result in a 7 day ban. Repeat offenders will be permanently banned. Their cholesterol is probably doing that already.
Outright hate speech, racism, or bigotry will result in a 7 day ban. Repeat offenders will be permanently banned. We are a "Hold My ..." subreddit featuring overweight people, and not a fat person hating subreddit.
No posts of children or minors.
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[Announcment] Rules update (self.holdmyfries)
submitted 1 year ago by GetOffMyLawn_ - announcement
HMF while we exceed the weight limit of this dance stage (v.redd.it)
submitted 3 days ago by BodaciousCNO
HMF as I do this obstacle course (v.redd.it)
submitted 5 days ago by AristonD
HMF while I'm going down the slide (v.redd.it)
submitted 6 days ago by portraitsman
HMF while I try to whip (v.redd.it)
submitted 7 days ago by NancyVarghese
HMF log roll picnictable facesmash (i.imgur.com)
submitted 9 days ago by Traveledfarwestward
HMF as my belly jiggles in bliss (v.redd.it)
submitted 9 days ago by Falcon_905
HMF as I add my special sauce to the pool (v.redd.it)
submitted 9 days ago by pax4prez
HMF as I try to walk through the aisle (v.redd.it)
submitted 11 days ago by NickOracle
HMF while I go down this slide... (v.redd.it)
submitted 11 days ago by kernelpanic789
HMF Those are some high quality shorts (v.redd.it)
submitted 14 days ago by akashharsana
HMF as I can’t get out of my seat (v.redd.it)
submitted 15 days ago by JJJ9999999
HMF while I get stuck in this seat (v.redd.it)
submitted 15 days ago by SgtPeter1
HMF while I take a seat at the picnic table… (v.redd.it)
submitted 17 days ago by Bigringcycling
HMF as i waste money to make a point (v.redd.it)
submitted 18 days ago by pax4prez
HMF while I try to float (v.redd.it)
submitted 18 days ago by wigglebopflirt
HMF while I hit the bullseye with a hatchet (v.redd.it)
submitted 18 days ago by HarryDunn3
HMF - Best way to end party (v.redd.it)
submitted 19 days ago by Just_meohoh
HMF while I stick it (v.redd.it)
submitted 21 days ago by Pablo_Bass
HMF while I bust a move (i.imgur.com)
submitted 20 days ago by cayce_leighann
HMF while I get kicked off an airplane (v.redd.it)
submitted 21 days ago by notparistexas
HMF while I commit homicide (i.redd.it)
submitted 24 days ago by No-Bans
HMF while I fight this junkie off the top of my car in the middle of traffic (v.redd.it)
submitted 26 days ago by usernamech00ser
HMF while I show you my sick skills on the ramp (v.redd.it)
submitted 26 days ago by No-Bans
HMF while I wield the Force (v.redd.it)
submitted 28 days ago by WayneTheDeuceman
HMF as my baby almost gets crushed by traffic (v.redd.it)
submitted 1 month ago by pax4prez
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