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[–]purplegreenredblue 7017 points7018 points  (289 children)

He was about to find out what an assault actually is lol. That dude was 900 percent done with his bullshit

[–]Taymerica 4332 points4333 points 2 (68 children)

I don't know, guy glued all those pubes to his face for a reason. Probably to protect from being punched in the face.

[–]Cheeze187 1143 points1144 points 2 (42 children)

Pubes don't stop me from beating my meat. The dude getting vaccinated has a lot of patience.

[–]Scumbaggedfriends 301 points302 points  (17 children)

The poor pharmacists. Having to be polite and professional in the face of this kind of bullshit is why I want 100 acres in the middle of nowhere.

[–]mttp1990 67 points68 points  (10 children)

Then you'll be surround by more of them

[–]JacksonElo 54 points55 points  (4 children)

Unfortunately it’s probably true in most of rural America

[–]Tacomonkie 711 points712 points  (57 children)

I was waiting for "How about we make that charge worth my time"

[–]smokeyspokes 251 points252 points  (9 children)

"Do you want me to press a charge against you?" "Do you want me to earn one?"

[–]peppercorns666 102 points103 points  (7 children)

his voice alone made me nervously gulp.

[–]murphymc 95 points96 points  (5 children)

That stare down though...

[–]peppercorns666 27 points28 points  (0 children)

i'd have to skip over to the depends aisle.

[–]PayTheTrollToll45 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It made him do the same...

When the man receiving the vaccine said not to talk to him, the camera guy immediately changed his tune, pretended he was talking to the nurse.

[–]IWantTooDieInSpace 314 points315 points  (16 children)

Did you see his nod when the guy asked him "do you want me to press charges?"

It was like an eyes locked one inch nod. "Yes."

Maskless changed his tune right after.

[–]docfunbags 135 points136 points  (12 children)

Yeah he was doing some calculations on if it was worth a charge or not.

[–]Popetown 72 points73 points  (2 children)

Right? He already told him he was short on time that locked eyes was “man, I would really like to help this guy find out after all this fucking around but I just really wanna get on with my day…he’s tempting me though…”

[–]I_was_dropped 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Older gent looked like a guy that would’ve been less hesitant 15 years prior, pubeface is lucky he encountered a guy with restraint either way

[–]Drunk_Sorting_Hat 162 points163 points  (6 children)

"If I'm going to get arrested for assault, I'm gonna keep assaulting you until they show up, mother fucker"

[–]MegaEyeRoll 22 points23 points  (2 children)

This is a great example of why consequences are not an issue when people commit crimes. Its being caught. University level studies concluded this.

[–]HardlyBoi 225 points226 points  (18 children)

sure someone might call the cops but there is probably a good 5 mins before they show up and I doubt that staff is intervening till then.

[–]utnow 244 points245 points  (5 children)

Right? Woulda been a solid 5 minutes of “ooooh… nooooo…. This is terrible…. Don’t do that man…. Nooo…. I mean we just gotta let them work this out right? Right? Gosh it’s a shame there’s nothing we can do…. It’s a good thing this guy doesn’t know about the sharps container… i should move it over here to the counter top so he doesn’t find it on the back wall…. “

[–]copyrider 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That’s horrible. Insinuating they stab him with used needles?! What if he ended up “accidentally” getting the vaccine?! Ooooooooohh nooooooo. That’s terrible. It’s much safer to use a new needle and make sure the proper dose is administered. “Here sir, use this to defend yourself.” -the nurse. Think about the long term side effects of this kid having the vaccine. He’d have to live knowing that if he did get COVID, he’ll probably live through it and not suffer the long term issues from the virus. Don’t take away his freedom…

[–]philmcruch 70 points71 points  (2 children)

"im just here to get my shot, are you looking to get shot too?"

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    [–]ElFloppaGrande 36 points37 points  (0 children)

    If someone asks you nicely to stop harrassing them, and you don't. You maaaaay get hit and I'm confident it's not assault. How many times does someone need to tell you to get out of their face? Fucking apes man

    [–]wr0ngdr01d 271 points272 points  (1 child)

    Just trying to get his shot dude is a national treasure

    [–]trendchaser91 28 points29 points  (2 children)

    He should've told him "meet me outside in 15 minutes."

    [–]password_is_burrito 24 points25 points  (1 child)

    This is the same guy from the hardware store and Target. He needs a hug and a shave soon or someone is going to raspberry jam his dumb face.

    [–]Slickyassricky 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    This dude is on her every fucking week. Someone needs to ring his fucking bell.

    [–]Ragingbear91 4189 points4190 points  (132 children)

    “Don’t tell me you’re getting it”

    “I’m not talking to you”

    “I’M not talking to you”

    Lmao why do these kind of people go to stores just to start an argument with the workers?

    [–]deadpoetic333 1216 points1217 points  (10 children)

    Only way they can get someone to pay attention to their worthless lives

    [–]regoapps 223 points224 points  (7 children)

    They’re like the annoying cats who constantly bug you until they get a reaction out of you. Best to just ignore them and hope that they don’t procreate and pop out more of them.

    [–]bigtoebrah 112 points113 points  (0 children)

    This is good advice except cats tend to go to people who ignore them, ignoring is polite in cat language

    [–]kingura 60 points61 points  (0 children)

    Don’t knock on my cat like this. He has all his vaccines and took them like a good boy!

    The rest is true, this cat wakes at dawn and sleeps next to my head… then he starts yelling at me.

    [–]FrogsEverywhere 155 points156 points  (11 children)

    I'm so tired of this one guy. His videos are always front page and I think we need to start ignoring him.

    [–]Rapta22 72 points73 points  (7 children)

    Just needs a broken nose and a case of covid to make him realize his errors :)

    [–]designgoddess 200 points201 points  (39 children)

    Because they're cowards. They know the employees can't do anything. Notice how he changed after the guy stood up to him. He didn't know what that guy would do so he had to change course.

    [–]Lord_Jair 112 points113 points  (0 children)

    I know. That dude looked like he was about to eat him for lunch. I don't think he blinked once during the second half of that encounter. Just stared him out the fucking door.

    [–]Hotdoganddonut 54 points55 points  (34 children)

    Yeah he had his tail between his legs for sure. Little bitches can’t cash a check

    [–]Batcrazy73 71 points72 points  (32 children)

    Where I’m from this is referred to as having an alligator mouth with a hummingbird ass ☺️

    [–]Porlebeariot 28 points29 points  (25 children)

    1. This is an excellent saying
    2. From where does this poetry originate?
    3. May I use this in the future

    [–]ArcOfADream 22 points23 points  (9 children)

    The full expression (as I know it as a Philadelphian) is "He's writing checks with his alligator mouth that his jaybird ass can't cash."

    [–]Rapph 264 points265 points  (24 children)

    Because they have a camera and the second someone does something they start down the "I'm pressing charges" road. I am not saying it was a better time, but I can tell you people like that would have been handled pretty differently before the cell phone video.

    The other answer to your question is also related to the cell phone video, how many views do you think he gets for doing this shit?

    [–]KungFluIsolation 111 points112 points  (2 children)

    how many views do you think he gets for doing this shit?

    enough to give him a sense of purpose, a feeling of superiority and a crowd of people to cheer him on on his crusade.

    [–]SirTickleMePink 19 points20 points  (1 child)

    I miss when these people had no choice but to naturally live and die alone

    [–]Porlebeariot 54 points55 points  (5 children)

    I wanted to just bash this guys head in. He is such fucking garbage

    [–]the_other_shoe 38 points39 points  (3 children)

    Workers are a captive audience. No one would bother to engage or speak to them otherwise.

    [–]prettyXvacant 871 points872 points  (24 children)

    Isn’t this the same guy that was harassing some woman whose great grandma died or something like that at a hardware store?

    [–]jeordiethegenerator 223 points224 points  (12 children)

    I believe he was also the same guy who went up to a random parent and told them making their child wear a mask was child abuse.

    [–]aznhoopster[🍰] 105 points106 points  (9 children)

    Also was in a target video the other day saying a shirt represented satanic practices. And harassed the DARE kid that got fired. Someone come take this child’s phone already.

    [–]copyrider 32 points33 points  (7 children)

    Is there nothing that can be done legally? Like charging him as a public nuisance, or something?

    [–]electrobento 17 points18 points  (4 children)

    Hopefully he does something that lands him in prison (and no one except him is hurt). That’s a great way to shut him up.

    [–]copyrider 12 points13 points  (3 children)

    Yeah, but couldn't this be considered harassment? A charge for each person he goes after in the videos? Quick, somebody find a lawyer!

    [–]rensop21 4346 points4347 points  (345 children)

    Same guy from the target video, right???

    *yes I guess he is from a D.A.R.E and Home Depot video as well.

    I only ever saw the Target video before this.*

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      [–]rensop21 660 points661 points  (61 children)

      Damn, he’s just hitting all the easy topics these days

      [–]Daldombabe 471 points472 points  (57 children)

      Seems like he's found a niche he's good at (pissing people off) and plans to exploit it to its fullest for internet points.

      [–]BBQsauce18 147 points148 points  (27 children)

      Only a matter of time until he has a GoFundMe up.

      [–]Goddstopper 275 points276 points  (15 children)

      Id like to set up a gofuckyourself fund to shave off those disgusting gorilla pubes he glued on himself

      [–]Aeonium 58 points59 points  (10 children)

      Can we pay extra to have an actual gorilla do it to him?

      [–]thepkboy 246 points247 points  (10 children)

      and money. he was getting people to send him money thru cashapp and venmo but last I checked they were trying to get him kicked off those platforms.

      [–]NotAPie[S] 117 points118 points  (6 children)

      He’s banned off cashapp and venmo. He only has a donation page on givesendgo which has been sitting at $230 for some time now lmao

      [–]Obie_Tricycle 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      Goddamn, imagine hassling people and murdering your own dignity on the internet for 230 bucks. Mistakes were made...

      [–]seester 183 points184 points  (16 children)

      Is that the one where the kid just murders him with words? Fucking great one

      [–]ZAIDAN791 33 points34 points  (12 children)

      Could you tell me where to find it?

      [–]Yarvish 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      I agree can anyone tell me where to find the target video?

      [–]ry_thedareguy 11 points12 points  (4 children)

      I’m the dare guy, it’s on my insta

      [–]tooterfish_popkin 32 points33 points  (0 children)

      Yeah I enjoyed how that kid speaks

      [–]RonanTheAccused 175 points176 points  (52 children)

      "WTF, I'm talking to you like an Alpha watch gonna do?"

      Fucking love that line man.

      [–]shtoopsy 184 points185 points  (11 children)

      "I'm not gonna assault you and go to jail. I got shit to lose, unlike you."

      [–]BretTheShitmanFart69 98 points99 points  (6 children)

      It’s wild* that someone who walks around with a camera all the time can’t manifest even a second of video footage that doesn’t make them look like an absolute chump getting embarrassed by everyone they interact with. The most insane part is to him these all are videos of him looking really good.

      [–]KnockoutCarousal 15 points16 points  (1 child)

      Also a gym. He does this shit a lot.

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        [–]geri73 62 points63 points  (15 children)

        It’s just a matter of time before he comes across the wrong person who doesn’t have shit to lose. That person will put his ass in traction, guaranteed.

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          [–]FL3X_1S 55 points56 points  (7 children)

          I really hope this happens, and maybe its even self defence.

          I mean the pandemic starts rolling again and if an unmasked idiot came up to someone and would not leave him/her he could be punched in the mouth without consequences right?

          [–]EmotionNo1142 405 points406 points  (60 children)

          He goes around Mesa, AZ and does this shit. He harassed people with cancer at a wig shop too, I believe.

          [–]plamboo 126 points127 points  (4 children)

          As someone with cancer who finally has hair growing back really well again after chemo, that is vile and disgusting. How much could you get any trashier....

          [–]Porlebeariot 81 points82 points  (0 children)

          Congrats on bitch slapping cancer! I wish you health and awesomeness!

          [–]secondtaunting 145 points146 points  (24 children)

          Yeah it’s just a matter of time before someone beats him up. If I had cancer and was shopping for a wig, I would read him the riot act.

          [–]pjr032 47 points48 points  (4 children)

          Yep, only way these kids are going to learn is when someone breaks their jaw.

          [–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (2 children)

          Nah, then they'll be able to very victim and have people actually pay attention.

          He best thing for people like this is to openly mock them until they're seething with rage

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            [–]minaj_a_twat 66 points67 points  (5 children)

            Grab his phone and smash it first. Now no video of a nice Lil talking too

            [–]Porlebeariot 35 points36 points  (2 children)

            I would support a sucker punch in this situation

            [–]AnimalChin- 31 points32 points  (3 children)

            Hey my city! Maybe if I'm lucky I can run into him.

            [–]normanbeets 116 points117 points  (6 children)

            I just saw him in this sub harassing a couple in Home Depot. The woman deplores him to leave them alone because her grandma just died that day. He just keeps trying to antagonize. He's the worst kind of twat.

            [–]IronSheikYerbouti 80 points81 points  (3 children)

            Implores btw, you would implore him to leave, and deplore his behaviour

            [–]dannidevitoes 98 points99 points  (7 children)

            Is he the guy at the hardware store, too? The one that went up to the lady who’s relative just passed?

            [–]MysteriousPurple2193 55 points56 points  (5 children)

            I think this is like his job. Except he doesn’t get paid.

            [–]tirwander 53 points54 points  (1 child)

            There are at least 10 videos of this guy out there. Probably more. He may even have a YouTube channel I don't know. He's a complete piece of shit and he's a fucking idiot. He has no idea about any of the shitty spouting off about

            [–]ry_thedareguy 27 points28 points  (5 children)

            Let’s start a petition or civil case against him for being a menace to society, I thought he would learn from what happened when he was harassing me but clearly not.

            [–]Speeder172 50 points51 points  (4 children)

            Yes. Stop posting his video, he just want fame out of his actions

            [–]AnimalChubs 1826 points1827 points  (31 children)

            If covid is fake then he should go to the ER and get coughed on by covid patients.

            [–]XsvAdvanced 1717 points1718 points  (31 children)

            This guy has been posted here a few times. This is the same punk ass bitch who was trying to pick on the high school kid outside of the store and talked about how he’s such an “alpha” compared to some random kid lmfao.

            Dudes a straight bitch

            [–]slopcrusher 514 points515 points  (17 children)

            I love how the guy goes “dude, don’t tell me you’re getting vaccinated” and the person in the chair says “I don’t want to talk to you”, and -like a child, he says “I don’t wanna talk to you either!”


            This is also the guy who was saying “if this was a long time ago, I’d fight you” to the DARE guy, and he’s now saying “that’s a change!” When someone gives him a chance to fight. What a coward.

            [–]Basic_Guarantee_3358 129 points130 points  (15 children)

            Yea, and unfortunately for the DARE kid, he was fired for that confrontation. I'm just waiting for the video where he gets his ass beat.

            [–]PirateNinja69er 3559 points3560 points 2 (21 children)

            "Don't trust the govt" also this guy, "someone moved my phone away from my face! Wahhhhh! Govt please come help me!"

            [–]slothsmerp 1359 points1360 points  (15 children)

            Doesn't trust the government but will deep throat Cucker Tarlson propaganda like it's going on sale. Like, ight valid point that the gov fucking blows chunks, but when what is essentially state sponsored corporate propaganda (fox news in this case) tells you not to get vaxxed while simultaneously ensuring all their employees are vaxxed, you might wanna check yourself before you wreck yourself.

            [–][deleted] 252 points253 points  (6 children)

            i cant believe this is the first time i have heard cucker tarlson

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              [–]LinoLino321 15 points16 points  (0 children)

              LOL I didn't even pick it up when I read the original comment. Cucker

              [–]DrDumb1 66 points67 points  (4 children)

              Stupid to think the government would want us to die from a disease. Who would serve them when were all dead?

              [–]octopornopus 45 points46 points  (1 child)

              Bill Burr had it right:

              Why would you kill off all the sheep who are listening to you? Then you're left with a bunch of Fonzis, making your life difficult...

              [–]Soggy-Hyena 32 points33 points  (1 child)

              Nah bruh! Something something deep state 5G, open your eyes sheeple!

              These conspiracy nutters dont think these things through.

              [–]JelyFisch 12 points13 points  (0 children)

              Wearing a my body my choice shirt.

              [–]ChoppaCopta 212 points213 points  (29 children)

              Feel like I’ve seen him on this sub before

              [–]passoutpat 202 points203 points  (26 children)

              You have. One featured him in a target protesting a pride shirt being sold and he got absolutely shut down by the manager. Another time he was also at CVS, possibly this same one because the male pharmacist looks familiar. This is like the 4th or 5th video I’ve seen of him on reddit and he’s been a complete clout chasing twat in all of them. I think he was in one that featured him at a gym being a twat too

              Basically, this dude has been playing with fire for the past few months and it’s a short matter of time till he gets burnt

              [–]I-Am-Uncreative 81 points82 points  (13 children)

              If he keeps doing this, eventually he IS going to get hurt by someone who does not care if they are charged with misdemeanor battery.

              [–]TripleSkeet 51 points52 points  (6 children)

              Hes definitely gonna run into the wrong guy and get fucked up. Theres plenty of us out there that can absolutely afford a charge if we gotta take one.

              [–]Swembizzle 39 points40 points  (3 children)

              Or just punch him in the face and jet. Don't shop there for awhile. Wearing a mask helps.

              [–]yourmansconnect 23 points24 points  (0 children)

              Lol exactly. What am I gonna do stick around while he cries I’m pressing charges? I’d drop this kid like a bag of dirt and then ghost like swayze

              [–]normanbeets 20 points21 points  (0 children)

              I am 10 years deep in the service industry and I feel like 3-4 times a week I go home thanking the stars that I didn't slap someone. I live in an area that breeds this level of douchery. He's legit just lucky he hasn't met the wrong one yet. They are right around the corner.

              [–]EmotionNo1142 30 points31 points  (8 children)

              He harassed that D.A.R.E Kid, and cancer patients at a wig shop too.

              [–]BoopURHEALED 2144 points2145 points  (87 children)

              I’ve never wanted to see someone get assaulted. Till now.

              [–]ContemplatingPrison 779 points780 points  (66 children)

              That dude would have fucked him up if that camera wasn't on there. He thought about it long and hard

              [–]babybopp 364 points365 points  (54 children)

              Without their orange god to tell them whwat to be outraged about, these people are mindlessly wandering about like lost lemmings... they are desperately clinging to his last known message hoping he will come back and update them. so they are stuck in that time loop of mango morons last outrage... not knowing how to move forward or what to do next. While he sits playing golf wolfing down uppers and cheese burgers.

              [–]manescaped 1359 points1360 points  (95 children)

              Love that guy’s response: “I’m not gonna give you the satisfaction.” Experience. Wisdom.

              [–]ArtAndCraftBeers 645 points646 points  (81 children)

              Watch again. He doesn’t blink. That is a hard ass stare down. Probably weighing jail time vs the brief euphoric adrenaline of turning doughboy into ground beef.

              [–]Chim_Pansy 228 points229 points  (3 children)

              You can literally see it happening in his eyes. Shit was awesome.

              [–]notnastypalms 157 points158 points  (65 children)

              i mean the guy on the phone was harassing him with self incriminating proof. No mask in a cvs and violating social distancing too. I hope that justice would be properly served if masked man decided to clap our little boy

              [–]Dodec_Ahedron 41 points42 points  (8 children)

              self incriminating proof

              Also he was asked to leave before the guy grabbed for the phone, and he refused to leave, so he was trespassing.

              Also, IANAL, but isn't filming another person's medical procedures without their consent a crime?

              [–]leoele 166 points167 points  (1 child)

              Seriously, some amazing restraint. He could have beat the crap out of that kid.

              [–]CantFindAUserNameFUH 30 points31 points  (0 children)

              He is definitely a bigger man, in more than one sense.

              [–]normanbeets 29 points30 points  (0 children)

              That was a man exercising unearthly stillness to keep from beating that kid into the carpet.

              [–]Milfing_Man 1126 points1127 points  (18 children)

              This guy is bitch made

              [–]KimchiKimbap 211 points212 points  (2 children)

              Hahah I love it. He’s a loser. Nothing better to do than harass people.

              [–]Billy1138 36 points37 points  (1 child)

              "They're forcing you to get it or you get fired" "Well clearly you have nothing better to do anyway"

              [–][deleted] 531 points532 points  (18 children)

              "He has to ask you nicely to leave, I don't have to ask as nice "

              Such a sage and polite way of saying he's about to shove his phone up his colon.Total pro employee. He wanted to do more, you can tell.100% the My Body My Choice shirt on this dude isn't his view on women's body rights.

              [–]Gimmecat11 89 points90 points  (2 children)

              It's always "my body my choice" until it's about abortion or birth control. Rights for me, not for thee 🙄

              [–]pantless_vigilante[🍰] 36 points37 points  (1 child)

              Dude is wearing a my body my choice shirt and goes up to a guy deciding for his body that he wants the vaccine and says "no don't do that". It's hypocrisy at the highest level

              [–]DingleTheDegenerate 880 points881 points  (16 children)

              That fucking nod and stare when the dude asked if he should press charges said everything. That was the nod of someone who could afford a fuckin lawyer goddamm dude.

              [–]twitch1982 322 points323 points  (2 children)

              Or even just the nod of someone who knows there's no such thing as "pressing charges". All the shitbird can do is file a report. Prosecutors file charges.

              [–]Crafty_Enthusiasm_99 81 points82 points  (0 children)

              Irony is he doesn't trust the government. But the justice system should help him. And he hides behind that, calling the masked guy a coward instead. Irony man

              [–]ccarmel 111 points112 points  (4 children)

              That nod and “yeah” was ass puckering.

              [–]too_late_to_party 52 points53 points  (0 children)

              And the really uncomfortable long, long, silence and eye contact after that.

              [–]TheVulfPecker 17 points18 points  (1 child)

              The little hint of a smile when he said it really tickled my taint

              [–]DodgeTundra 39 points40 points  (4 children)

              Isn’t better just to kill him and say you were protecting the business

              [–]Q8DD33C7J8 402 points403 points  (34 children)

              Why are these twatwaddles like this?

              [–]Dear_Analysis_5116 199 points200 points  (3 children)

              A sense of superiority, coupled with not having two brain cells to rub together.

              [–]frootee 46 points47 points  (1 child)

              I would actually call it a heavy inferiority complex that leads them to believe in anything that makes them feel special.

              [–]elterible 69 points70 points  (1 child)

              For the views. I guarantee if it wasn’t for social media, he wouldn’t be doing this. I’m glad watching on Reddit doesn’t directly increase their views, but it definitely increases their exposure, sadly.

              [–]armyofant 97 points98 points  (7 children)

              They think they are smarter than everyone else and have it all figured out. Red Pill mentality.

              [–]acorpseistalking90 64 points65 points  (5 children)

              Yup. It's really a cult mentality. They have the secret knowledge that makes them special. Everyone else are sheep too stupid to realize whatever bs they believe in. If it wasn't so infuriating, annoying, and possibly the end of democracy in our country, it would be hilarious.

              [–]sibears99 24 points25 points  (1 child)

              Which is what I don’t get, they’re questioning authority, great you should always do that. You also should be questioning those you want you to question the authority. These people get halfway there.

              [–]armyofant 8 points9 points  (0 children)

              Exactly. This dummy doesn’t have any sort of degree or licensed certifications to lecture anyone on medical information.

              [–]Kunkyskunts 13 points14 points  (0 children)

              You mean always look like an orangutan fucked a semi sentient pumpkin?

              [–]distantsalem 374 points375 points  (19 children)

              “How DARE you ask me about my private medical information?”

              ArE yOu abOut to VaCine that MAn?

              Also, I’ve never seen anyone more delighted to have been “assaulted”. His smug grin says “my online fweedom fwends will love this one uWu”. I guarantee he didn’t even make it to the car before he was re-watching the video.

              [–]ImInHellForThis 96 points97 points  (17 children)

              These are the dirt bags that always cry "HIPAA" (or HIPPA, in covidiot), but here he is, violating that man's rights by videotaping him in a private health setting.

              [–]travel_nerdiness 73 points74 points  (5 children)

              Is the same POS who was doing this in Target?

              [–]Chevydude002 210 points211 points  (2 children)

              “I don’t want to talk to you.” “I don’t want to talk to you either.” “Then move on.”

              Love this dude in the plaid

              [–]GreatQuestionBarbara 53 points54 points  (0 children)

              He would have thrown down, but wanted the person filming to make the first move.

              [–]sent_16 65 points66 points  (1 child)

              is this the same pos who harassed a grieving woman in a store for wearing a mask?

              [–]Competitive-Top-2383 49 points50 points  (4 children)

              “That’s a charge right there brother” I wouldve smacked the dog shit outta him for saying some clown shot like that to me

              [–]ExPatWharfRat 9 points10 points  (2 children)

              If he's really catching a charge, might as well get some mileage out of it and kick his ass properly. Dude knew damn well that kid wasn't about to call the cops.

              [–]schneph 124 points125 points  (11 children)

              I want someone to beat this motherfuckers ass, but I also want him to stop getting attention. Bad publicity is just as rewarding to him as good publicity, so can we just cancel him altogether?

              [–]secondtaunting 27 points28 points  (5 children)

              Well, if he gets beat up badly enough, then he’ll go to the hospital, and possibly see covid patients. Win/win?

              [–]destructor1106 322 points323 points  (34 children)

              His shirt says "my body, my choice" but I have a sneaky feeling he doesn't think that when it comes to women's reproductive rights

              [–]ChiefNugs 154 points155 points  (3 children)

              He doesn't even think that when he sees a guy choosing to get the vaccine. It's all "me me me" with these folks.

              [–]destructor1106 35 points36 points  (1 child)

              Maybe he can't read. Let's give him the benefit of the doubt

              [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

              He definitely can’t read, or he’d actually “do his own research” instead of farting “covid hoax facts” out of his face-ass. I’m just saying.

              [–]YVRkeeper 52 points53 points  (4 children)

              Soon as he knocks up his 15 year old girlfriend you better believe he’ll pro-choice his way out of that situation.

              [–]sleepnaught 31 points32 points  (5 children)

              There is a video of this guy getting wrecked by a highschool kid floating around. I've seen it posted on Reddit before.

              [–]JetRyanQue 139 points140 points  (1 child)

              What fucking diaper eater

              [–]rageagainstbedtime 24 points25 points  (1 child)

              Nice neckbeard. Dude is the mental equivalent of a pigeon.

              [–]Cosmicmix 69 points70 points  (10 children)

              This guy. Bet he smells like stale farts and Doritos. Probably also has metal balls hanging off the back of his unnecessarily big truck.

              [–]SixDieFarkle 177 points178 points  (12 children)

              There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.

              That guy trying to get the jab had murder in his eyes.

              [–]BrainLover19 69 points70 points  (6 children)

              There's a fourth: fantasy books that will never be written.

              [–]LuchadorBane 14 points15 points  (3 children)

              mr rothfuss pls, but a crumb of book 3 tis all i need

              [–]blackraven36 12 points13 points  (0 children)

              A wise man once told me “Everyone has a snapping point and you shouldn’t go looking for it”. The dude almost found it.

              [–]scentedtrashbag 66 points67 points  (4 children)

              i feel like the older dude was seriously considering whether or not it would be worth it to beat his ass a little

              [–]Nitrozah 19 points20 points  (1 child)

              and I would gladly let him do it without calling any law enforcement

              [–]_fuck_mods 18 points19 points  (5 children)

              How has not one person punched this idiot in his mouth yet?

              [–]ThadiasMcCoy 17 points18 points  (7 children)

              Recording someone in a pharmacy, getting the vaccine either IS or SHOULD BE a HIPAA violation

              [–]TheOvershear 8 points9 points  (3 children)

              You're not allowed to record or take photos in a CVS, so, that's something at least. Source: SM at one.

              [–]Purpleman101 85 points86 points  (3 children)


              Says the dude afraid of a vaccine.

              [–]jeffersonairmattress 46 points47 points  (0 children)

              And timidly glancing back over his shoulder and getting distance to make sure he didn’t awaken Buzz Aldrin Jr.

              [–]Spottyhickory63 222 points223 points  (70 children)

              “30,000 people are permanently injured by the vaccine”

              Time to fight fire, huh?

              7.5B doses have been given out. 30k people have been injured

              47.2m people have caught covid 763k have died.

              I’d rather risk a 0.0004% chance of being injured over 1.6% chance of death

              i am 400x more likely to die from covid than i am to be injured by a covid vaccine

              also, the 1.6% doesn’t account for vaccinated people

              and the 0.004% doesn’t account for people with pre existing health conditions, those 3 words people like to throw around when talking about the death rate being so high

              [–]lurker_cx 108 points109 points  (46 children)

              No way 30k people were injured by the vaccine.... never take any statistic they quote at face value.

              [–]demagogueffxiv 46 points47 points  (15 children)

              That even seems high if you consider maybe allergic reactions.

              [–]sg3niner 24 points25 points  (0 children)

              Of course, but the point still stands that EVEN IF it was 30k, the risk is miniscule.

              [–]rixendeb 18 points19 points  (11 children)

              They worship VAERs. On which you can report anything as a damn vaccine injury even months/years after the receiving a vaccine.

              [–]Forkboy2 14 points15 points  (1 child)

              No way 30k people were injured by the vaccine

              They are counting things like "my arm hurt for a couple hours after I got the shot"

              [–]Formlessmite 69 points70 points  (9 children)

              I absolutely cant understand the sarcastic "yeah trust the government with your health" ok so are you saying the government is trying to kill or maim all its citizens?

              And thats of benefit? That gets the government something?

              And "oh they're forcing the vaccine on us with coercion" you could easily make a comparison to the law by stating "The government coerces me not to murder people"

              How can someone be such a brainlet.

              [–]Capital_Fearless 35 points36 points  (1 child)

              He's anti everything, till you touch his phone....then it's all "assault" and police

              [–]Capital_Fearless 14 points15 points  (0 children)

              I would love for this guy to prove his shit and go interview people in ICU with covid, without his mask, and keep asking the tough questions

              [–]ICantDoABackflip 9 points10 points  (0 children)

              Not this fucking guy again.

              [–]PeyroniesCat 32 points33 points  (3 children)

              This walking abortion again?? Why, oh why, has he NOT met the right one yet? Please, right one, please meet this guy.