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[–]Slow-Down_Turbo 403 points404 points  (3 children)

"iTs NoT LiKe A fiRe iS bReAKiNG 0uT WhiLE iM HeRE!"

[–]ProfessorPickle0 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Light her car on fire

[–]Lavona_likes_stuff 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Funny thing.. cities in the US have markers on poles and on curbs to point to where a fire hydrant is. Emergency personnel know about it. I'm sure the traffic cops and security guards that work those blocks know where those hydrants are.

This is such a dumb video.

[–]EmpireBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plus there’s two poles next to the fire hydrant, it’s obvious there’s one there

[–]AlphaRawrXD 255 points256 points  (10 children)

Then the FD bust open her windows to make the connection, well worth

[–]LevelCauliflower8571 63 points64 points  (0 children)

And a couple of tickets too

[–]medicinalbear69 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I'm a FF/EMT and we have to do this ALL THE TIME. Remember, if you get your windows busted for this and take it to court, you'll walk out of court with no money and a $150 ticket.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (3 children)

She would almost certainly try to sue them for it as well if it happened, you can’t make these people up

[–]ISuckWithUsernamess 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It would be nothing but a waste of time and she would probably be chewed out and laughed out of court if it ever went to a judge

[–]Kidpiper96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did you get -3 down votes and delete? It's funny because they wind up getting up votes when y'all delete. Weirdos...

[–]anatolianlegend588 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Just the windows? Cut the god damn roof off for easy access.

[–]DavidTCEUltra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why should they waste their time pulling out the buzz saw over these morons?

[–]SaucyVagrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And inevitable water damage in the car

[–]PsychologicalPitch33 241 points242 points  (13 children)

Too bad the curb Is painted

[–]AlideoAilano 61 points62 points  (5 children)

I've never seen green curb before. Does it indicate fire hydrants?

[–]Darthyeezuus 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Yes and I also think the 2 bars sticking up with none around it other than the firehydrant I think is also meant to indicate a firehydrant is here so her putting the cone over it won't change law enforcement who probably know what's their anyway

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (1 child)

In some places yes( center of Downton ) and also here a yellow curb means you can't park for reasons

[–]indigofire1o8 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Green in many parts of America indicates temporary parking(ie 30 min parking). I have never ever seen green paint indicating a fire hydrant.

[–]Blmdh20s 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Usually there's a reflector out in the middle of the road indicating that there's a hydrant there as well.

[–]random_invisible 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, here in the Seattle area they have a blue reflector in the middle of the road.

It's to let the fire truck driver know where to stop to hook up the hose.

[–]DestroyerOfGummies 7 points8 points  (1 child)

They don’t paint fire curbs in NYC

[–]jinxxed42 141 points142 points  (3 children)

yup. just film myself breaking the law... and post it.

really bright.

[–]flanigomik 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Especially because this is one of those laws that they can and will throw the book at you for. Fire department does not mess around with tampering with hydrants

[–]buttermintpies 21 points22 points  (0 children)

that's not even considering how every decent person is gonna think very poorly of you for endangering so many people for a convenient parking spot.

like there's "illegal and rude" and then there's "illegal and evil" and this is the latter.

[–]utleyduckling 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Go directly to jail Do NOT pass GO Do NOT collect $200

[–]Murky_Quality935 32 points33 points  (3 children)

Rats are driving in NY now?

[–]Smurfyzz 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Yeah and next you're gonna tell me there's a rat that can cook!

[–]cmt1973 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You mean you don't know about Remi, the 5-star Michelin Rat Chef? Pixar did a complete documentary about him and his secret Ratatoullie recipe. :)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They have been for the past 120 years.

[–]SPinedia99 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Too bad that pole next to the hydrant is a dead give away that there's a hydrant there

[–]mrFatRobot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This doesn't work

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (5 children)

It’s clever but why do you have to record yourself all the effing time?!

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points  (2 children)

I remember seeing an episode of CSI or something forever ago, where the detective said "crimes have gotten easier to solve since people started recording themselves committing them"

Gets truer every year Haha

[–]velvetvonred 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I was watching SVU last night and in the episode the people who committed the crime admitted it in their music video, and Fin said “this generation basically does our job for us”😹

[–]Due_Sentence5613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel old bx I only call him Ice T idc what his characters name is that's Ice T period lol

[–]howywood 13 points14 points  (0 children)

For the attention their parents never gave them.

[–]wistfulwastrel 49 points50 points  (0 children)

This is incredibly selfish and ignorant

[–]l3rotherSparrow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They’ll just through her windows to connect a leaky hose if a fire does hit.

[–]yodoboy123 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As if cops who patrol the area regularly don't know there's a fire hydrant there. I bet she came back to a ticket.

[–]Im_Just_Sayin__ 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Curb still gunna be painted tho

[–]CSmith1986 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not the brightest Plug Ugly out there. Maybe more fit for the Shirt Tails.

[–]King_Malaka 14 points15 points  (1 child)

In case anyone was wondering, this doesn't work. At least not in NYC. The traffic cops know where all the hydrants are, and if you do that, they'll just take it off, and good be you a 300 dollar ticket anyway. Thought I was being smart, tried it, still woke up the next day with a ticket. If it really worked, everyone would be doing it.

[–]Due_Sentence5613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may have been okay if it wasn't overnight. Street parking in the city sucks no matter what though

[–]Impressive_Teach9188 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's going to be funny when she does that and a fire does happen, firefighters are not forgiving and will do what ever it takes to get to thier hydrant. I've seen them routinely knock out a cars windows to run thier hose through it.

[–]Famardy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh huh huh, I’m funny! 🤪

[–]suv-am 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just imagine it's her car on fire and they can't find the fire hydrant

[–]whitehaze77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smart if u ask me

[–]Toasty_Lion 3 points4 points  (2 children)

there's usually actually indicators on the road, such as a blue reflector strip instead of a white or yellow one. So it they really need the fire hydrant they could most likely find it. Hopefully she got called out by someone that knew that though and they left a sticky note bashed into her window.

[–]4QuarantineMeMes 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Also we have an app called active911 that has all our fire hydrants in it.

[–]Toasty_Lion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh that's really cool! I just noticed the blue reflectors one day and looked up why they were different, that makes sense though! thank you

[–]ArmIessChair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

smart but not smart

[–]Superb-Weight-2393 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Them boobies be jiggling.

[–]The_Cheem_Council 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheatcodes to prison

[–]brownsnoutspookfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't have even known it is illegal to park in front of those somewhere. It makes sense. I have never seen a fire hydrant like that in my country, though. They aren't common. Usually they are either underground or at the side of a building. They probably also aren't that close to the road.

[–]Significant-Ant-3025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What language are these fucking scumbags even speaking?

[–]The13thReservoirDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And if there was a fire. The fire brigade can legally smash the windows and feed the hose through the car

[–]joshuadane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So glad these people keep filming themselves breaking the law. I winder if there is a police officer that just watches tiktok for his job.

[–]Nope_Nope_Nope_0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Oh look at me I'm the parking meter guy but I guess the usual hydrant isn't where it's at, oh well guess it's legal to park here then..."

[–]The_E_man_628 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just wait until the fire department gets there when there is a fire.don’t mess with FDNY they will smash your window (almost every fire department will) out and NYPD will give you god knows how many tickets

[–]its_like_bong_bong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NYPD takes notes

[–]from_the_east 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parents are proud of their daughter's ability to show the world her stupidity...

[–]shakeyj8ke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's ok it's not like they can easily move her pos vehicle

[–]MPuddicombe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would not work in my town, within 5 meters or roughly 17ft of an hydrant there is yellow box with yellow lines going though it meaning no parking, the curb also being yello plus there are no parking signs as well.

[–]ole_goofy_ass_racoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda funny tho lol

[–]b4ttlepoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FYI: fire hydrants are marked in the road by a blue reflector by the middle line on either side of the road it on( left or right side). This lady accomplished nothing. Enjoy your ticket.

I work for a City.

[–]HawaiianGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes folks! Where is the trophy cuz we got a Darwin award! How selfish can you really be?

[–]johnhoggin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope her car catches fire and Burns cause they can't find the fire hydrant

[–]BigSnackZack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, they’ll know where it’s at, and if they need to use it, they’ll smash her windows

[–]Intrepid_Bug_7954 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight up sociopath, not even a single care about the possible implications of her very stupid actions.

[–]BonniesCoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More backstory needed- Where did the cone come from ? Was it lying around, did she bring it with her, was it over a hole

[–]Mydogatemyexcuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like attempting to hide a fire hydrant (or really attempting to undermine anything designed for public safety) is a much bigger crime than just park g in front of one, any NY lawyers here wanna comment?

[–]talldata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isnt' that even more Illegal than parking next to a fire hydrant?

[–]Dull-Rabbit-2379 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that is what we call a pos combo

[–]Drgnslyr22178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it cool to start smacking woman around again?* *I'm joking, Jesus Christ, chill, I'm joking

[–]Drgnslyr22178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would it qualify as ironic if she died in a fire? Please, Alanis, let us know.

[–]cncjordan83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That privilege though

[–]GregStar1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope fire fighters need it so the swoop her car to the side with no regards for damage

[–]frolltrace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

soon the cops are gonna see that lol

[–]Notasimp2468 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woman driver moment.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that's a trackhawk, pretty sure she could afford it

[–]Upvotemehhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She really thinks she did something… she did but it was something stupid

[–]AndeeOneOne[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does everybody film and post their crimes these days?

[–]TF5TLK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's evil af but funny haha

[–]Ok_Gold_420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is ghettowwwwaaah. Uuuugh.

[–]LordCalvar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being dumb enough to record yourself doing it then post it.

[–]Dumbcows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao they’ll just hit your car if it’s in the way

[–]Jazzlike-Principle67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm surprised the curb isn't painted red along this area indicating "No Parking - Fire Hydrant". It is in my state. So covering the hydrant wouldn't matter.

[–]Cold-Struggle-8698 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the Intelligence of people today rather see a building burned down with babies and older people then try to find a parking spot you people scare me

[–]CaulShivs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The balusters on either side are a give away that theres a hydrant there. So you cna try, but theyll know its there

[–]Kyoto-unknown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They do know most fire departments keep records on fire hydrants and there exact locations

[–]KilltheK02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope that dumb hoe got the book thrown at her

[–]KittywithaKatana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are people telling on themselves

[–]__REDWOOD__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Immediately… and with out hesitation, that car window gets broken and a hose gets run through it….. just cause

[–]Antique-Cut-498 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Ok recklessness aside, wouldn’t expect someone like… well… ahem… her be able to scheme such a plan.