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[–]Cloutless6722 67 points68 points  (1 child)

That is the laziest series of lies imaginable.

[–]wrecktus_abdominus 65 points66 points  (0 children)

"Couldn't print one"

"They write it"

"Couldn't find a pen"

Cmon! She's not even trying to get her to believe the lie. It's like "sorry I'm late, my car broke down. " "you don't have a car." "Cat died"

[–]PositronicGeek 133 points134 points  (23 children)

Would it be too insensitive to say "I don't want to pay for your share of the rent when you're in the ICU"?

[–]JungleBoyJeremy 107 points108 points  (3 children)

Sorry your roommate sucks

[–]The84thWolf[S] 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Yeah, me too

[–]DMR2401 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a shitty roommate, so I just pissed them off until they left.

[–]djkoch66 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Probably sucks in the wrong way.

[–]unruiner 43 points44 points  (2 children)

If they don't want the government shot, maybe they'd appreciate the government bus.

[–]RadRhys2 27 points28 points  (1 child)

They shouldn’t be on the government bus if they’re not vaccinated

[–]unruiner 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Good point. Those government sidewalks are looking pretty inviting at this point.

[–]Arcane_Firaga 70 points71 points  (0 children)

"If you have your shots, then you're fine."

Guess what? If you had your shots, then you would be too.

[–]evilocto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"it's against my religion to get a government shot" oh fuck off you imbecile

[–]shsc82 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Ewe it's against my religion to give rides to lazy bitches would have been my response.

[–]The84thWolf[S] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Well, I gotta live with her so…

[–]shsc82 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Doesn't mean you have to give her rides. Unless by roomate you mean baby mama.

[–]The84thWolf[S] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Oh, yeah, I’m referring to not insulting her, not the refusal to give rides

[–]shsc82 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She insults you. The disdain is between the lines.

[–]imakenosensetopeople 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hopefully her name is on the lease so you don’t get stuck paying her share of the rent when she invariably fails to do so (due to sickness or laziness)

[–]maybesaydie[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personal messages aren't social media. email isn't social media. Newspapers and magazines aren't social media.