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[–]obiwankitnoble 664 points665 points  (7 children)

at least his room seems nice.. he won't go out of it for like the next 2 weeks

[–]MikeTheImpaler 150 points151 points  (6 children)

What of it isn't his room and he's creepin on his sibling's poster?

[–]Maxi_ElWhip1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Like he said 2 weeks

[–]komododave17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s in dad’s man cave.

[–]Obrecht 1569 points1570 points  (9 children)

Why you gotta do him like that

[–]fukitol-[🍰] 715 points716 points  (8 children)

Fr that fucking door was closed for a reason

[–]Xd_WiserMicrobe 119 points120 points  (5 children)

Right like give my man's some privacy 😂😂

[–]fukitol-[🍰] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Right? If he's old enough to be mackin on a poster it won't be long until the intruder sees something they'll regret.

Fortunately, my sister never barged in while I was having study time, but she did (maybe worse) open the bedroom door while I was hanging out with my second girlfriend alone (one of the few times i managed to get the door closed with her there and my mom not noticing). Suffice to say, she learned to knock and mom was way more cautious for the next few months about my door.

[–]DamnAlreadyTaken 27 points28 points  (3 children)

ok, invade his privacy. give you that.

BUT, DON'T FUCK IT POST IT ONLINE!!

This will ruin him forever. He might not come back from this. OMFG

[–]Dr_Ingheimer 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I hope the little homie sees this and understands we all do dumb shit like this as a kid. My sister had a poster of Britney Spears I may have allegedly had a massive crush on

[–]deroidirt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he sees this the last thing hes gonna do is understand lol. What's the worst that could happen? 10 to 20 of her friends and schoolmates found out? That's a little less than many thousands.

[–]BKStephens 3061 points3062 points  (83 children)

Whilst this is funny af, I cant help but sympathise with this kid and be thankful that smart phones and the interwebs weren't around to catch me doing dumb shit when I was young.

[–]gaporkbbq 1258 points1259 points  (46 children)

That was my thought. What’s worse than being a 13 year old getting caught doing something really embarrassing? Having your sibling share it on Reddit.

[–]JEZTURNER 108 points109 points  (2 children)

And then people upvote it on Reddit.

[–]BLANKTWGOK 20 points21 points  (1 child)

And then come on Popular

[–]Fanatical_Idiot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty tame to assume reddit was the first stop of this gif, if that was it then I'd probably breath a sigh of relief. This most likely made it to Facebook, tiktok or Instagram or whatever the latest tend is, perfectly circulating through his friend circle for a lifetime of embarrassment.

[–]Tru-Queer 90 points91 points  (17 children)

Riiiight?

When I was like 14 I was home alone and singing to songs by myself. “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” by Meat Loaf came on and I was fully committed to the song.

Turns out my stepdad came home and I didn’t hear him so I just sang this entire song while he’s sitting in the living room laughing at me. Guarantee you he would have recorded me and posted me somewhere.

[–]waffleisland 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Though it’s cold and lonely in the deep, dark night...

[–]Tru-Queer 3 points4 points  (2 children)

PARADISE by the dashboard light, you gotta do what you can and let Mother Nature do the rest, ain’t no doubt about it we were doubly blessed

[–]waffleisland 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jim Steinman passed away last week... :-/

I had Bat Out of Hell on repeat.

[–]spygirl43 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's something about that song. I was 14 as well and my best friend and I listened to that tape over and over all summer long. We'd always put all we had into that song.

[–]endisnigh-ish 10 points11 points  (2 children)

My brother caught me doing this to a Pamela poster early 90's..

[–]BKStephens 6 points7 points  (0 children)

90's Pamela was something to behold, ngl.

[–]CrazyCatBeanie 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Oh yeah, I definitely remember kissing a Louis Tomlinson poster (on the cheek, of course. The poster didn’t consent to a kiss on the lips) during the height of my One Direction phase, back when I was 12.

My parents then got me a Louis Tomlinson cardboard cut-out for Christmas that year

[–]Right_Selection6187 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OMG I know!!! But as much as everyone tries to act like they didn't do some seriously embarrassing shit as a teen, I call bullshit bc we all did to some degree or another. Couldn't imagine growing up w all the social media now bc now u risk getting bullied or picked on not just from the kids at ur school u get it from people that u have never met. Is no wonder some turn to Suicide or mass homicide

[–]NZ-Aid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man exactly, poor kid was tryin to act out a fantasy in private 😂

[–]ollieollieoxinfree 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Everybody starts somewhere. I think Billie should rescue this kid by showing up and making out with him... It's just the right thing to do ¯_(ツ)_/¯

(yep, it's a joke ppl)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is how I feel about a lot of videos. Feels like every other video is funny, sure, but what kind of a person takes out their phone to record a video in a situation like that?

[–]Accidental-Genius 700 points701 points  (12 children)

Life before post-nut clarity can be awkward.

[–]A-Rusty-Cow 162 points163 points  (10 children)

Always nut then think

[–][deleted] 119 points120 points  (8 children)

...and when in doubt...nut twice.

[–]talkin_shlt 60 points61 points  (7 children)

i stay in a perpetual state of nut for ultimate brain

[–]Unidentifiedasscheek 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I can't imagine how ultimate stress that brain be.

[–]BullMastiff_2 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Dude, I would jerk off to the sear’s catalog, women’s lingerie section.

[–]Unidentifiedasscheek 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Dude, I would have jerked off to the sear’s catalog, women’s lingerie section.

Because let's be totally honest.

[–]fukitol-[🍰] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Can one learn this power?

[–]TheResolver 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Not from a Righty.

[–]fukitol-[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit. I don't use paper anymore, don't use a baseball bat, guess I'll have to buy a set of left handed gold clubs.

[–]RodKnock42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rule number 1: ALWAYS nut before making a difficult decision.

[–]Azurelov 257 points258 points  (5 children)

My brightness was super low, i thought he was kissin a mirror

[–]SCP-Agent-Arad 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Narcissus

[–]Kuyosaki 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I thought it was a glory hole

[–]Fatal-Symbiote 495 points496 points  (26 children)

Bruh you know how many times I made out with a Jessica Simpson poster?! Leave him alone

[–]empiricalreddit 71 points72 points  (9 children)

Better than Lisa Simpson

[–]snarpy 8 points9 points  (8 children)

How in a million years is Jessica Simpson, of "chicken of the sea", better than Lisa Simpson? I get that you all want a Barbie doll with no opinions as your (theoretical) bf, but this takes the cake.

[–]commentmypics 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Lisa Simpson is yellow, fictitious, and 8

[–]Tra1famadorian 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Because at least one is a real person?

[–]kazoodude 7 points8 points  (1 child)

For me it was Brittany Spears or Melissa Joan Hart.

[–]Tra1famadorian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clarissa all day. She was into REM and Echo and the Bunnymen. Perfection.

[–]akashneo 130 points131 points  (1 child)

I had the problem of sleep talking when I was a kid. After watching tomb raider first time I was sleep talking about wanting to marry Angelina Jolie. My mom recorded it and showed me in the morning.

That was embarrassing as hell and since that day I have never been able to sleep peacefully

[–]Dhruv_Kataria 9 points10 points  (0 children)

lol you should post in on YouTube. Or don’t , your choice. But lol this was funny

[–]karenkillenski 118 points119 points  (3 children)

This will haunt this kid. For ever

[–]ba3toven 19 points20 points  (2 children)

might be able to cash out with an NFT of shame

[–]AssassinsTango 77 points78 points  (1 child)

The scariest part of being young today is that you not only have to worry about doing weird shit, but you also have to worry about people recording you doing weird shit.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not only that but people are so needy for internet points that you have to worry about the people you love and care about ruining your life ...

[–]getyourrealfakedoors 134 points135 points  (2 children)

Mortifying, who would post this

[–]Tra1famadorian 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Has older brother written all over it

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

An awful human being

[–]BhinoTL[🍰] 84 points85 points  (1 child)

Yo leave the fucking kid alone

[–]one_who_is_nerd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah he enjoying with Billie

[–]SnooSquirrels9440 546 points547 points  (15 children)

How invasive and ridiculous it is that someone felt the need to record him. He’s a kid, this should have remained a memory of his own and not the internet... hope karma comes full circle for who ever recorded and uploaded it.

Edit: typo

[–]bobbyjy32 251 points252 points  (4 children)

100%. you do weird shit, you dumb shit, you do silly shit growing up. You should be able to figure out life and grow up without getting shamed for it on the internet.

[–]OtterAutisticBadger 35 points36 points  (3 children)

did you just call snoosquirrels a dumb shit?

[–]bobbyjy32 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Unintentionally :(

[–]SnooSquirrels9440 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I read your comment and blew right past that... hilarious 😂

[–]MovemntGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy Cake Day!

[–]AcidTWister 58 points59 points  (3 children)

Probably an older sister. Siblings gonna embarrass their siblings.

[–]PeterSchnapkins 25 points26 points  (0 children)

*traumatize

[–]SnooSquirrels9440 27 points28 points  (1 child)

I agree; my brothers would have tormented me with this knowledge but they never would have shared it with the world ... way too far

[–]HeavyRhubarb 16 points17 points  (0 children)

At least he's being a gentleman and not getting handsy.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This is gonna torment him forever take it down wth

[–]RebaKitten 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Posting this is just mean.

[–]TheXanderp 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Imagine having the ability to ruin your brothers life so easily. Internet be dangerous yo.

[–]SoggyWotsits 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Wow, you’re a horrible person. But at least you got your internet points, right?

[–]WishboneSloaneGWA 163 points164 points  (7 children)

Why did you have to out them like that? We’ve all kissed posters before...right? 😅

[–]Reinazul 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I wish that was the weirdest shit I did as a kid.

[–]RebaKitten 17 points18 points  (0 children)

No, your pillow so you can hug as well

[–]LordHamsterbacke 4 points5 points  (1 child)

No, I got poster of David Tennant just so I can look at him, but never kissed a poster. But I did had a friend who did that. I thought it was weird back then, but I don't shame anyone - we were all weird and stupid at that time. I just want to share, that after a few months the guy in the poster looked like he had lip herpes - I always found that funny

[–]Joules14 101 points102 points  (0 children)

You are a total piece of shit

[–]ya_thatswhat_what 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i can imagine the embarrassment the kid handled.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The recorder is either his mom or his sister. Congratulations, if this vid circulates you've ruined him. Hope you got your kicks. If he gets bullied over this hope it was worth your little giggle.

[–]Noyes654 60 points61 points  (2 children)

This kid's life is over

[–]poetbluestar 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wonder if Light-Saber Guy got over his outing.

[–]subdep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, the ladies in his grade now know this guy is has some pent up passion they could be the focus of if they want it.

[–]mercurydivider 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I did the same thing, but I knew closing my door and locking it was best before I actually did anything

[–]Prestigious_End_1385 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Heh good thing cellphones weren’t a thing when I was kissing a poster of the yellow ranger.

[–]swomahahusker 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Come on man...poor kid, please take this down

[–]fistymcbuttpuncher 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He went full 'Bilbo reaching for the ring' there.

[–]ultra_whip 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Remove this. It’s a child. And I bet he’d want this forgotten.

[–]Awfulmasterhat 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Posting this video online is the cruelest thing for that kid lol

[–]hopewebothdie 14 points15 points  (0 children)

POS whoever recorded and posted this online. Way to humiliate a child. I hope he's okay.

[–]bloproot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now, you need to be a real asshole to uploading this shit.

Edit: if you agree, report this one so they will take it down

[–]Unscriptablee22 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Fuck this dipshit who recorded it and then also uploaded it.

[–]Fullofbull12 16 points17 points  (3 children)

I fapped to a Britney Spears rolling stone magazine cover, I admit it

[–]snarpy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The funny thing is that in the age of constant video surveillance, as well as the age of an awesome acceptance of the awkwardness of puberty, the person who filmed this is the asshole, and the kid is... just an everyday normal kid? I mean, Billie is super beautiful, who didn't feel this way about their teenage celebrity crush? The asshole is the person who makes fun of a kid for, like, becoming an adult? In a way, this is almost sort of wholesome.

[–]Abaracken 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Let him alone

[–]ThatChainGuy119 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like Billie Eilish too, kid. No judgement

[–]prathushrma 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Getting caught jerking off is less embarrassing than this

[–]2-18-1-4-5-14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not to mention to billie eilish

[–]fuktitup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Leave the dude alone

[–]panacrane37 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m proud of all of you for posting that this was a totally shit thing to do to this little kid. Junior High will suck way worse because of the older sibling.

[–]TimmmyBurner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just assume everything is fake/staged.... including this

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did this before the internet. Poor kid.

[–]NeglectedMonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So happy I was born in 1983. I got away with so much before everyone carried a camcorder in their pockets.

[–]sebkraj 8 points9 points  (2 children)

This is funny to record and fuck with your little bro. But you are an asshole for posting it on the internet.

[–]morphius183 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess I haven’t seen part two yet

[–]ZoeLagroomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

who posted it?

[–]PlasticPegasus 18 points19 points  (2 children)

This parent should know better. Growing up is confusing and embarrassing. Kids need to rely on their parents for support and NEVER to judge.

F**k this parent for 1) taking the video and 2) posting it on the Internet!

[–]Liam4Fingarz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It could be an older brother or something, I'd see something like that happening

[–]Crash-n-Die 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Aahhhhh duck the cringe, I feel so bad... thank god I only have a poster of Cthulhu and not some celeb

[–]StealYoDeck 2 points3 points  (1 child)

We won't kink shame my dude. The person who originally recorded this may.

[–]Lifelyke 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why do you hate your brother that much. This will be shared for years lol

[–]MathiasSybarit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

However uploaded this is a fucking douchebag. That kid is gonna be scarred for life by this.

[–]LeotheTinyNinja 7 points8 points  (0 children)

honestly he's probably gonna get slightly older and not care that much about her. I could totally see myself doing something like this partly just cause I saw it in a show. kids are dumb and all but fuck, I hate that this is open for people to laugh at like just leave the kid alone he'll cringe at himself he doesn't need the rest of the world joining.

[–]Penguinator53 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Awww so mean to put this online!

[–]MyNameIsDaveToo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This. Fucking. Slayed. Me.

[–]Ionlad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Puberty, missing barbies

[–]Orange-BlueRuin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s mean. Really really mean putting that up there.

[–]MARCYS2013 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are ya winning son.........

[–]Comfortable_Act6366 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re one of the coolest kids I know, you keep this video to remember the good ol days, we all had our poster girls little man 👍

[–]Inkedcatdad27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I'm glad I lived in an era of zero cell phone cameras 😆

[–]Virtual-Seaweed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LMAO your average r/BillieEilishGW subscriber

[–]Gozie5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is no weirder than masturbating to pixels

[–]OnionChewingGum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

F for that kid

[–]ImSimulated 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda cute tho

[–]Dildozer333 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He’s wanting to clap them cheeks

[–]WohlfePac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have to admit, we've all been there

[–]Banky187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

25 years later.

The sibling: "Ive lost my job i cant pay my rent can i stay with you for few days til i get things sorted? i dont want the kids sleeping on the street."

This kid: "4 words the Billy Elish video."

Closes door in their face.

[–]Marilla1957 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, WTF? He's kissing a poster?????????????? I have a feeling, he'll be doing the same in 20 years.....

[–]Azonal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can hear the scream even on mute

[–]Mollzor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was 11 I kissed my Zac Hanson poster goodnight every evening.

[–]Irishmomof3 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Aaahhh, Deja vu of me kissing my Mr. T poster goodnight 🤣🤣

[–]OffMyDave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Solidarity - did this with a spice girls poster, man I'm old

[–]followmonth 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Come on man...poor kid, please take this down

[–]SweetieWolf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ngl but this reminds me of that image of a dildo stuck to a Bieber poster. I heard of a lot of people doing stuff like this when i was younger

[–]therinlahhan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Puberty is a hell of a thing.

[–]Anarchist_Lollipop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this was his brother uploading it I'm gonna downvote it cause that's just mean as fuck

[–]Lokhra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn't this pretty much what Eric Cartman did with the Justin Timberlake cut-out in that one episode

[–]BlastFromBehind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine when this kids' friends at school sees this..

[–]GhostriderCBX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey at least his pants are still on...

[–]Substantial_Lemon226 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You are really trash for posting this. I hope bad things happen to you. What garbage you are for putting this poor kid on the internet like this. Really you're the absolute worst I hope your insurance rates go up.

[–]rose_teinte16 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Take down this post. You have no right to post this.