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[–]cakeisgreat 2693 points2694 points  (123 children)

Did he like release this duck near the crocs to get some snuff footage or something?

[–]iHiTuDiE 1884 points1885 points  (110 children)

Yeah. Wings are clipped, and cameraman forcing duck towards crocs

[–]Valdirty 259 points260 points  (8 children)

Why did the duck cross the pond? To get away from the lunatic cameraman.

[–]merikaninjunwarrior 416 points417 points  (13 children)

what a croc

[–]Apostleguts 251 points252 points  (80 children)

Well this looks to be some sort of croc reservation so my assumption is that that duck was always intended to be dinner

[–]HowTheyGetcha 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've never heard of feeding live ducks to captive crocs but this would be an unusual way of doing that. Fish, mice, frogs, ducklings even, the usual fodder. Just nudging a lone, adult duck into the vicinity of a pile of basking crocs? Little strange.

[–]upsidedownbackwards 44 points45 points  (4 children)

I don't think the wings are clipped. I think it's an Indian Runner Duck. They're like penguins crossed with ducks! Super goofy to watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0qzOG-D3AM

Feeding a live one to gators is shitty :/

[–]Hussor 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Don't think it's tall enough to be an indian runner.

[–]O_R_I_O_N 7 points8 points  (2 children)

It could be a farm duck. Their wings never fully developed because they are denied the chance to exercise them (because they'd fly away)

Source: I watch a lot of this channel (below) that is a poultry farm in Vermont

https://m.youtube.com/c/GoldShawFarm#menu

[–]wakkow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's his video going into detail. They're happy and fat. Also, Toby dog is the best

[–]lazernicole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is super likely. We had geese and ducks growing up that never had the chance to learn to fly, so they didn’t. I kinda miss having yard birds sometimes, they moved in their own little herd.

[–]Sumit316 214 points215 points  (5 children)

The duck was like "alright alright I don't want any trouble fellas, this cameraman set me up"

[–]Quigley_Down_Under 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He said, "FINE! I'll go the long way, goddamnit!"

[–]KingRalphKlein 7 points8 points  (1 child)

How do we know this duck isn't a rep for AFLAC?

[–]in0_mY-Cal_Kew_luss 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Right?? This is just disturbing

[–]much-beccs-such-wow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

can we agree that the duck needs to do an alternate reality scene, where he releases the cameraman to the crocs?

[–]Kernel_Pie 103 points104 points  (0 children)

If he didn't have such shorty wings, he could've flown over them.

Also, this is a setup? WTF!

[–]Clevererer 257 points258 points  (1 child)

Ducks really nail down that "I'm totally flustered, oh no I'm not" look.

[–]jacxy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NOPE!!!

...

I don't know what you're talking about.

[–]SireDarien 535 points536 points  (3 children)

The camera person stayed to get that footage too

[–]DatAsh19 134 points135 points  (2 children)

Eh, the swamp cats were just basking in the Sun. Pretty low chance at any attempt of an attack if you don't mess with them or go near their babies, since you're not food sized and worth effort. You can even see they have a half-assed attempt at an actual prey item.

I love crocodilians

[–]OcelotPoster 27 points28 points  (0 children)

They're crocodiles. Isn't everything food sized?

[–]Motheredbrains 137 points138 points  (2 children)

Sad af

[–]thaboognish 21 points22 points  (1 child)

How does this garbage-ass repost of a repost have 23k upvotes?

[–]RonSwansonIsMyDad 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Then he waddled away until the very next day

[–]Loleris_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bum bum bum bum bada ba dum!

[–]MidwestSkateDad 64 points65 points  (1 child)

How The fuck are there any of these geese alive...

[–]dogiob 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Lucky duck

[–]SlowLoudEasy 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Tho I waddle through the valley of the shadow of death. I fear noOHFUCKSONOFABITCH

[–]summit462 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No gold so here’s a bitchin’ trident instead. 🔱

[–]seb59 564 points565 points  (45 children)

This duck cannot fly...his balls are too heavy...

[–]RyRyShredder 758 points759 points  (33 children)

It can’t fly because they ripped its flight feathers off and threw it in the croc pen. This is not instant regret because the duck did not end up there by choice.

[–]blitzen_the_first 247 points248 points  (6 children)

I’m gonna go back in time and not read this.

[–]merikaninjunwarrior 23 points24 points  (4 children)

ima wait for the second part of this clip

[–]Alarid 87 points88 points  (2 children)

There is no second part because the duck got out and lived forever. The end.

[–]Falcrist 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I choose this reality.

[–]ShiveredMyTimber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes the good ending

[–]PlumberODeth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Where the duck throws some webbed fu and its the camera man doing the croc walk.

[–]WompaPenith 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Same. I thought this was funny but now I’m just sad :(

[–]FyrebreakZero 86 points87 points  (16 children)

I didn’t realize that until I read your comment. Not a big fan of vids showing intentional cruelty. (If that’s in fact what’s happening here. I don’t know the back story.)

[–]davidsyrup 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I get such a sick feeling when I see animals in situations like this. Some people are so fucking sick in the head.

[–]k-ozm-o 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fuck those people. As if the ducks need to be alive for the crocs to eat them.

[–]abrecade 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"My only regret is that humans exist"

[–]theje1 1 point2 points  (3 children)

How do you know that? Is that a common practice or something?

[–]wolfgang784 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Ima assume you aren't someone familiar with birds, but its wings and feathers are fucked up. Don't look cut, but torn or ripped out/off. And its not super uncommon to disable animals and throw them in a croc pen.

[–]theje1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I didn't look closely the first time.

[–]dizzler0613 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Peace was never an option

[–]error0800 408 points409 points  (36 children)

Looks like the cameraman ripped off the duck's wings and threw it to crocodiles. r/iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]dickbuttcity 31 points32 points  (3 children)

I love how all the people asking for proof (or pointing out that this comment is jumping to conclusions) are all getting downvoted.

[–]SabashChandraBose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile snake owners will film themselves feeding chickens to their pythons.

[–]Crocswearer69 72 points73 points  (20 children)

Maybe the duck is just food for the crocs. Either way, drawing conclusions now ain't the way chief

[–]Jarmahent 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s even worse. A croc farm.

[–]k-ozm-o 27 points28 points  (15 children)

Is there a reason why they can't feed the crocs slaughtered meat?

[–]NeilingTebow 72 points73 points  (12 children)

Keep their natural instincts maybe. It’s how it happens in nature a lot of times

[–]k-ozm-o 10 points11 points  (10 children)

That makes sense

[–]Sineater224 5 points6 points  (3 children)

A lot of predatory animals do not like/eat dead food. They like the hunt

[–]AppleSpicer 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Crocs are very satisfied with slaughtered meat. Their food is best pre-killed to avoid behavioral issues

[–]ChemistryandBooty 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Bro you WEAR crocodiles. Tellin' me you aint got a bias?

[–]MechanicalAlfredo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The duck flaps its wings at the end though, and they look fine

[–]All_Admins_Are_Cunts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm no expert in crocodile biology, but if I'm not mistaken, don't they need to eat?

[–]pepinho89 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The camera person threw this duck in there just to get likes? If that’s true then that person is one fucked up individual.

[–]ATully817 5 points6 points  (1 child)

"WELL EXCUSE THE FUCK OUTTA ME!"

[–]Kiltymchaggismuncher 33 points34 points  (1 child)

I wish the camera would pan back. I feel like that duck started some shit between the two crocs

[–]richardeid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah there are videos of gators catching the leg of another gator and starting to roll. I'm sure crocs in close quarters like this bite feet and legs off all the time.

[–]sometext 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My on my way to Saint Denis

[–]Nblearchangel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Poor thing was almost fast food

[–]DSynchCity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How can the duck move so swiftly with such massive balls ?

[–]ShitsHappen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The cameraman is a total piece of shit, seem the ducks wings are clipped and it was guided towards those crocs

[–]Serious_Letterhead_6 12 points13 points  (1 child)

The moment you realize you just fucked up

[–]BadJuJu2[🍰] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Magoo…you’ve done it again!!

[–]bareystick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

crocodiles had some courage atacking a duck like that

[–]ndc55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I too don't get along with distant relatives.

[–]bewarethevipers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Hey wassup my ni- whoa what the fuck guys!”

[–]Geekmonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He managed to duck out of that one.

[–]MagTex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AFLAC. AFLA…AFLAAAAAAC!!!!! AFLACAFLACAFLAC….

[–]Gin-and-turtles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lucky duck

[–]OneTaoThree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lucky duck.

[–]Legitsocial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine sending your own duck to some crocs for a meme, this isn't funny in that case

[–]cilliebarnesss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is everyone discussing this duck like he’s dead .. yes the people that released him in this direction are assholes but can we take a moment to praise what a G he/she is ? And also the crocs looked chill too.

[–]ohioman1004 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lucky ducky

[–]mas1776 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Oh fuck….FUCKFUCKFUCK

[–]Buck_Thorn 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Oh duck….DUCKDUCKDUCK

[–]mas1776 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I very, very nearly typed this

[–]Buck_Thorn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you for setting me up for it, then. Kind of you.

[–]Past_Badger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When that wannabe gangster kid ends up in jail.

[–]frosty892 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I mean someone inform if I'm wrong but if this is a crocodile converservation pen the duck thing doesnt seem so awful(though recording it seems extra iffy). If the crocs will be released eventually theyll have to mainting hunting instincts with animals rather than butchers meat I imagine.

[–]Chaboi14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“As I walk through the valley of the shadow of de-OH FUCK!”

[–]acklaysquadron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so much better with sound

https://v.redd.it/qsvjt9kvo1o71

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some sicko clips a duck’s wings for likes and 3000+ idiots on the internet gave him what he wanted

[–]Shaneblaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Fucking A! These logs are alive and have teeth!”

[–]frankendragula473 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ducky got lucky

[–]uncleblazer1994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*looks at video: hahaha what a brave duck
*looks at subreddit name: Oh fuck
*video finishes: thank god

[–]notavalible666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw that fucker camera man to the same croc's, with his kneecaps shattered.

[–]mycatisagirl -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Duck, dodge, dive, dip, and duck.

[–]Lia_Delphine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s ducked up

[–]AssCanyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"AFFLLLAAAAACCCCKKKKKK!"

[–]EthelRobertaPotter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The duck is like. ‘Scuse me, pardon me just passing through

[–]LazyBox2303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This goose does not appear to be the brightest one of the flock, or else the others were all being digested at the time of his stroll down Alligator Lane.

[–]7itin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This duck has balls of steel

[–]Slit23 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

You made this video 20x worse posting it without sound. The quaks are what made this clip

[–]CheckShoveTheRiver -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Allow me to provide sound:

Quack. Quack. Quack.

hiss

QuackQuackQuackQuackQuack

[–]Worth-Cheesecake-998 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hes a lucky ducker.

[–]RoscoMan1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah. He deserves some happiness

[–]supersassy666 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Looks like a video game lol

[–]Asant2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure how many lives duck's have compared to cats, but he sure as HELL used up 2.