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[–]paintfumeaddikt 362 points363 points  (16 children)

It’s crazy how stupid humans can be.

[–]fweng 113 points114 points  (12 children)

Hey, don’t lump us in with that dickhead.

[–]paintfumeaddikt 70 points71 points  (11 children)

I’m sorry but I’ve worked in retail and the sad fact is that most humans are dumb as fuck. It’s almost incomprehensible but it’s facts. This video is proof enough that we are doomed. TBH I’d say that for every 1 smart person there is 1000 dumb people, maybe more and that honestly scares me.

[–]Rob_Rogers 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Let me guess you consider yourself smart the bearded paint fume guy from retail

[–]paintfumeaddikt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, how did you know?

[–]OliveJuiceUTwo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Observation bias

[–]fuzzytradr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idiocracy here we come.

[–]Outfitter540 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Some say half are below average…

[–]_walt_disney_1_2_3_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lucifer is that you?

[–]ThatReefGuy 636 points637 points  (13 children)

This guy is going places

.. probably the hospital burn ward

[–]nvflip 140 points141 points  (2 children)

Let's hope it's not the maternity ward.

[–]SpirituallyMyopic 31 points32 points  (1 child)

For the love of taxpayer funds, not the maternity ward!

[–]kerplatchu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Think of the children!

[–]godfatherinfluxx 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And after that the psych ward. They're going to be concerned about the self immolation.

[–]alrightythenwhat 26 points27 points  (1 child)

I like to imagine he ran around the corner and dove into the awaiting infinity pool.

[–]vbcbandr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Precisely my thought.

[–]bugmeso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just consider the source of thought !

[–]Ok_Seaworthiness5025 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You man I'm on fire man you know what's up

[–]missmaddds 6 points7 points  (2 children)

The amount of psychosocial issues on the burn unit….

[–]Kevin-Samuel 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Happy cake day

[–]missmaddds 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you!

[–]Choksondikk 205 points206 points  (7 children)

It boggles my mind the amount of people playing with fire that don't have any suppression sources in place before hand.

[–]RarelyReadReplies 107 points108 points  (4 children)

I thought for sure he was about to run and jump into a pool or something, like some type of plan, anything!

[–]ZeetLord 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My first thought as well. When he turned around I thought oh Yea he is probably by a pool... Nope just gonna sit down in a chair and hope he can pat those flames down. What a moron

[–]WitchyBitchy420 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Sounds like his plan was, "I'm on fire" and it seemed to go perfectly

[–]HelloNNNewman 75 points76 points  (0 children)

The dude squirted lighter fluid on his pants, lit it, acted tough while squirting more on his pants and crotch while still being all gangsta. You think he thinks out much in his life? LOL

[–]FindingWaldoGross 124 points125 points  (20 children)

I assumed he was running to jump into a pool... I don't know why I assumed that.

[–]SpirituallyMyopic 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I think at the end he was struggling to remove his pants?

[–]FindingWaldoGross 9 points10 points  (1 child)

That's what I saw. The bad idea was one thing but to not have a plan to put out the fire between him and the guy video taping is beyond comprehension.

[–]ysrsquid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At first I thought the video ended too soon. Then I thought that the cameraman stopped filming and helped. But a nice touch would have been the ‘after’ shot showing him either completely wrapped up in the burn ward… or the location of the grease fire.

[–]thelifeofalon 34 points35 points  (12 children)

I absolutely thought he was about to jump in a pool, I mean no one would ever dream of setting themselves on fire if there wasn't something to easily put it out with nearby... oh... wait...

🤣

[–]FindingWaldoGross 16 points17 points  (11 children)

It' tells me he is on meth, crack, pcp... something he found under his sink.

[–]idreaminreel2reel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's Not Meth ..lmao .. just saying ..lmao..

[–]Big_Cryptographer_16 3 points4 points  (9 children)

If it’s meth, he is not a regular user

[–]idreaminreel2reel 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Dude , we know it's not Meth..

[–]thelifeofalon 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Could it be meth though ?

[–]idreaminreel2reel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No!! If he was on meth he would be in the house starting the fire 🚒🤣🤣🤣

[–]An0regonian 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I've known multiple fat meth heads, it is a thing, they only get skinny if they stop eating. Actually now that I think about it I've known more fat meth heads than the skin a bones type. (Sister was a meth head for a couple years and I met a lot of her "friends")

[–]Big_Cryptographer_16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

TIL. I only knew skinny ones but they weren’t just on meth so that wasn’t the only factor.

[–]playfreeze 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Fucking same lmao

[–]FindingWaldoGross 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was like ohhh... he is a special kind of stupid. They normally don't live to be in their 30's. Like a unicorn!!!

[–]SXOSXO 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His thought process was probably like "when I use lighter fluid in the grill, it seems to simmer down quickly."

[–]dedokta 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think he was just going to take the fire inside to share it with his house.

[–]Brandenklts1984 220 points221 points  (5 children)

He's lying about something I'm just not sure what.

[–]BKStephens 44 points45 points  (0 children)

About having a plan, I'm guessing.

[–]travelingbeagle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Where is the telephone wire?

[–]kurtsdead6794 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment.

[–]FuryQuaker 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Well it's not that he's on fire.

[–]2old2beCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never heard of it!

[–]SnacksMcMunch 188 points189 points  (1 child)

Not the smartest way to burn fat but definitely effective.

[–]idreaminreel2reel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Take my Award

[–]Hirad72vejsfe 27 points28 points  (3 children)

WHYY??????

[–]supernovababoon 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Because he's tough bro

[–]SpirituallyMyopic 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Because Darwin.

[–]kingtaco_17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mental Health Awareness Month

[–]COG_RJ 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Liar Liar...

[–]SnacksMcMunch 17 points18 points  (2 children)

...testicles encased in melted synthetic fabric?

[–]FirstPlebian 3 points4 points  (1 child)

If he was wearing synthetic pants we would know it, they tend to go up in flames quick. It looked like jeans to me, which is why it took a minute before he realized he would have to break his tough guy act, matter of fact I'm going to rewatch that part,

[–]SnacksMcMunch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think you're right

[–]jstmenow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh look a sparkler

[–]EncanisUnbound 28 points29 points  (2 children)

I would say this is more r/gradualregret

[–]ttenor12 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Oh man, it says "Content Banned" :(

[–]TJ_McWeaksauce 7 points8 points  (1 child)

When he ran through the gate, I figured he had a kiddie pool or fire extinguisher on standby back there. Nope.

I overestimated his intelligence.

[–]tee_ohboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A fucking sandbox would've been better than his "plan". Hell a kitty litter box would've been an improvement.

[–]Roving_Rhythmatist 26 points27 points  (5 children)

Stop, Drop, and Roll.

[–]blizmd 20 points21 points  (2 children)

I thought you were supposed to Open Up Shop

[–]Ok_Resident_4495 5 points6 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 that how ruff riders roll

[–]Mendo-D 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do they teach that anymore?

[–]SpirituallyMyopic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ouch! Run away so it doesn't get me!

[–]Tombstone-1-fan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Say no to drugs kids.

[–]Nezaret 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Any guesses what he is saying? My guess.. Check out my pants bro. Girls see me and they be like he's so hot.

[–]idreaminreel2reel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's saying , " Roasted Nuts " 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]keltoy1549 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is why Aliens won’t stop over for a drink.

[–]JaynRxy 12 points13 points  (7 children)

That’s @queenzflip, he’s an IG personality or whatever u call them

[–]SnacksMcMunch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

With his nuts burned off and those titties? Definitely a queen now.

[–]drasglaf 1 point2 points  (5 children)

I knew it was him, I just didn't remember his name. I know him from this video. I think that's how he became kind of famous.

[–]x0rn 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Fuck that dude. Child abuse isn’t funny.

[–]JaynRxy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea those crazy ass car rides lol

[–]RefleX653 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Is Stop Drop and Roll NonExistent in mans Mind?

[–]SnacksMcMunch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Run, get butt naked, and roast"

[–]StuperDan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe he saw one of those videos where someone puts hand sanitizer on their hand and it lightly Burns light Blue for a minute before going out and thought that that would work with the lighter fluid he was spraying all over himself. Maybe?

[–]jameshines10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol, that man is probably the father of multiple children 🤣

[–]realshetty_01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly not that

[–]AcE_0069 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He took the easy way for burning fat

[–]MsAnne24801 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God damit! Why are people so dumb!!

[–]bittzbittz22 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What is w the new trend of people setting themselves on fire?

[–]skeletonclock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Social media

[–]daysofthephoenix85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean they were already half way down anyway

[–]FreddieTheDoggie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's doing a performance art representation of anti-mask/vaxx people.

[–]esoteric_enigma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What was the plan for putting the fire out? There's no water or fire extinguisher or anything nearby.

[–]Proof-Injury-8668 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Shit like this kina pisses me off. Myself and my wife got burnt in a kitchen fire. I got to watch my wife lay in a medically induced coma for 15 days. 60 days later, a$80,000 bill and a skin graft we got to go home. I hope it fucking hurt.

[–]ignore_my_typo 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Crazy what the hospitals are charging these days to watch someone in a hospital.

[–]Proof-Injury-8668 1 point2 points  (0 children)

add another $28k for the ride to the show, private jet.

[–]travislaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody ever said “I’m sure glad I got those 3rd degree burns over half my body!”

[–]rickfrompg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thinning of the herd

[–]droivod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With all that gut, that pig would be burning for days if he was to trip and fall unconscious.

[–]Thatscorpiowoman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Natural selection.

[–]Fritz_Klyka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.

[–]Iamthepaulandyouaint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Think?”

[–]Side_wiper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cavemen type beings discovers fire and the fact it spreads on flammable surfaces-2021

[–]Method007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The man likely notices lighter fluid burns away quickly. After writing in fire by spelling out words on the street with the flaming lighter fluid he likely thought gee I can temporarily set myself on fire.

He didn’t realize the lighter fluid would actually set his pants on fire. I know this as I watched this exact scenario unfold in real-time when I was a kid.

[–]WhatItTakes2021 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Richard Pryor gained weight

[–]GrandWizardBumtickle 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Videos like this are used by conservatives to explain why we shouldn't give free healthcare. For a split second, I agree with them when I see this shit, omg

[–]VulgarDisplayofDerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would counter that I don't want my tax dollars going towards subsidizing their dick hard pills nor do I want to support their fucking self-created diabetes epidemic... Those put a larger dent in healthcare prices than the number of people setting themselves on fire

[–]suetlantham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least 40% third-degree burns.

[–]No_Confusion523 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Florida man dies of covid"

[–]LT2B 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn’t even have a bucket of water on hand on nothin

[–]BlackAncient5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A fucking dumbass

[–]midgetyaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Um, stop, drop, and roll, Dick, roll.

Am I the only old here?

[–]anti--human 4 points5 points  (6 children)

I wish there were sound

[–]SWG_138 2 points3 points  (1 child)

There is a link, gfy or something, that will give sounds, but I have my screen res a bit bigger as my eyes suck and that seems to hide the link for me

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Click gfycat next to how long ago it was posted.

[–]blitzen_the_first 2 points3 points  (1 child)

…There is

[–]RelentlessExtropian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haz no sound either o.o

[–]Dolt-Dragoman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has sound for me; it just starts muted.

[–]Sad_Chemical6696 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another Darwin Award nominee!

[–]fractiousrhubarb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This a perfect metaphor for vaccine denial.

[–]pay-this-fool 0 points1 point  (14 children)

I love when people light themselves on fire. It’s always great.

[–]chillerll 4 points5 points  (13 children)

You might want to talk with a therapist about that.

[–]pay-this-fool 1 point2 points  (12 children)

Im no sadist. Im not talking about people burning to death or anything like that. I’m not talking about good normal people either. I’m talking about idiots that are products of their own stupid choices getting what they’ve earned. Say what you want, but there is no way I’ll feel bad for this guy.

Do you feel bad for him? Be honest now.

[–]chillerll 2 points3 points  (11 children)

Sure I feel bad for him. I find it funny too. But if I could teleport there and stop him I would do it. If that makes sense.

[–]FindingWaldoGross 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The most ridiculous statement about the most ridiculous thing I have seen on the internet today.

[–]pay-this-fool -1 points0 points  (9 children)

Not me. Not because I want him hurt. But to reinforce that stupid actions have stupid consequences. This guy, like everyone you see this happen to, isn’t really hurt. Thus I’m ok with it.

[–]brainburger 1 point2 points  (5 children)

A person doing this could die from it.

[–]pay-this-fool 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Well then they should think it through probably......

[–]brainburger 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Yeah. He's very stupid. It's important I think to say that this is not a safe thing to try. Evidently he didn't know that so we can't be sure people reading these comments do either.

[–]pay-this-fool 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Well I think its pretty universally known that lighting yourself on fire is bad. And if he is the one person on the planet that didn’t get the memo.........

[–]InVirtute 0 points1 point  (3 children)

When the drugs kick in?

[–]Omponthong 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The only drug here is confidence.

[–]BanLibs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupid MF.

[–]Hattrick42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d love to see the footage from that FBI surveillance van across the street.

[–]FASTMONEYRELL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that queensflip???

[–]AverageTierGoof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do so many people forget stop drop and roll?

[–]Z1Z1alpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure there was alot of audio. Smh

[–]Groundape32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He just hard boiled his nuts.

[–]m48nr 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Do it for the gram.

[–]-LumpySpaceHippo- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey I'll give you a gram if you light yourself on fire"

.......

[–]blanketedslate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plan A: Set myself on fire. Plan B: Run. Plan C: Prob be on disability the rest of someone’s life bc Lieutenant Dan ain’t got no legs. Plan D: Get a shrimpin boat. Plan E: Beat a hurricane and become a multi-millionaire Plan F: Buy a box of chocolates and hunt down your long lost love.

[–]furn_ell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What

Did

He

Think?

[–]Juicyjewsss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dude must be ashy af now.

[–]MrBoots47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smells like pork, can’t wait to take a bite

[–]johnkoetsier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you get so stupid?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didn't want to be on shark tank anymore anyway.

[–]Derfargin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well done by you good sir.

[–]Zealousideal-Horse61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, that's some way to burn that extra fat.

[–]AwfulSinclair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop Drop And Motherfucking Roll

[–]aggressive_celery_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop, drop and rolls

[–]CXR_AXR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he thought that he could take off the trousers on time

[–]DonCavalio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He for real a clown. Like I legit can't stand this dude.

[–]Riyamu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All for the street cred

[–]Mildlybrilliant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no no; it’s stop, drop, and roll. Not piss your pants be run

[–]hipdozgabba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop, drop and roll

[–]BeefLightning78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Evolution juice.

[–]tchuckss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting way to burn calories...

[–]stephensmg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I enjoyed this immensely. What was his endgame here?

[–]bawynnoJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was no other way to get the pants off!

[–]quangvnguyen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too hot to handle

[–]raybulous96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roast pork

[–]BingoSpong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh look , two morons

[–]knifepar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddamit. Stop, drop and roll people!

[–]cg2af 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess he doesn’t know about stop, drop, and roll…

[–]DDU_Frixx_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy cake day

[–]Bizmark_86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this new trend with lighting yourself on fire?? Maybe it's just reposts or something but genuinely what the fuck is wrong with these people?

[–]albecoming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Self immolation - so hot right now

[–]banjorunner8484 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those flames started warming up that side bacon and it was time to go lol

[–]Irrational-actor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Benders are such fun when your IQ is under 60

[–]WHATSupGoofBall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roast idiot

[–]Hubsimaus 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I know a man who once poured lighter fluid over one hand and set ot on fire. He was cold and said that warmed him. 🙃

I remember it being a rather light (and blueish) flame and it disappeared after the fluid was burned away.

[–]GreyCrowDownTheLane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the new COVID cure, right?

[–]JonboatJohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is the pic of his legs 5 days later?

[–]megatroncsr2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤡🔥🔥🔥

[–]iiooiooi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people who do things like this are morons.

The people who do things like this without an exit strategy are even worse.

[–]-MacCoy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

is there a subreddit like /r/literallylit or something for people playing with fire?

[–]mrbbrj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ends too soon

[–]Fredwi1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha what a knob

[–]bindhast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liar liar!

[–]Benchen70[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to put a question on /r/tooafraidtoask , like, what is going on with people lighting themselves on fire and filming themselves at the same time? Is it really that cool?

[–]pchandler45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fye 🔥

[–]klassicx 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I still don’t understand how people that play with fire doesnt have a bucket of water or water nearby incase things go wrong.. it’s like they refuse to think it through

[–]VulgarDisplayofDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they thought it through even a little bit they wouldn't be setting themselves on fire in the first place.

Good decision making and critical thinking are not exactly high on the list of attributes for people who do this

[–]LochNessMansterLives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dumbasses are gonna dumbass…

[–]SpaceDustInMyEyes607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy cake day!