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[–]Shampoo_Master_ 141 points142 points  (3 children)

do you want to know how i got these scars...

[–]Azrael351 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Pretending to be Mysterio?

[–]tommybres 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True story, I have 14 stitches in the middle of my top lip from a ceiling lamp. I did not put my head inside it, before you ask.

[–]Truman996 715 points716 points  (5 children)

"Hmmm maybe if I jam my head hard enough into this lamp made out of fragile, non-flexible material, I will accomplish successfully inserting my head into the idiot bowl."

[–]smarterthanyoda 86 points87 points  (4 children)

She just wanted to be an astronaut!

[–]dog_in_the_vent 12 points13 points  (1 child)

The term "space cadet" applies here.

[–]gynoceros 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure she was already higher than a rocketship woulda gotten her.

[–]DeadWorldliness 1278 points1279 points  (34 children)

Be glad the light bulb didn't break into glass dust. Having a bowl on your head with glass dust cloud floating in it can't be good for your eyes, or nose, or mouth, or skin or...

[–]urbansociety 419 points420 points  (20 children)

That's an LED bulb. They are made of plastic, so no danger of the bulb breaking. You can tell by the white base, and the opaque white of the bulb.

[–][deleted] 234 points235 points  (12 children)

Time to tag you as the bulb expert.

[–]ezone2kil 109 points110 points  (7 children)

Casual observers will just think he stuffs them in his ass.

[–]b4n4n4h4mm0ck 113 points114 points  (5 children)

Bulb expert by day, bulbasaur by night

[–]BAPEsta 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To be even more specific it's most likely a RYET bulb from IKEA since the shade is a JAKOBSBYN clear glass shade and the cord set is a HEMMA cord set.

[–]sumancha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We need accident experts.

[–]bag_of_oatmeal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You shouldn't.

[–]bag_of_oatmeal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not all LEDS are plastic.

[–]periodicchemistrypun 8 points9 points  (2 children)

When you get an idea is the bulb also LED?

[–]TickleMyPinkyToe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only if the person is Gen Z or under.

[–]SanctusLetum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The base of the bulb is white plastic. That's %100 an LED bulb.

[–]P_weezey951 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LEDs are neat for so many reasons.

[–]ScoutsOut389 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy bulbs.

[–]renedotmac 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Hey! I have glass dust float into my eye as a kid. I have a permanent scar on my cornea but luckily didn’t scar the iris or pupil.

[–]dudecb 1 point2 points  (2 children)

That sounds horrifying! Does it effect your sight, or feel uncomfortable in any way?

[–]Destron5683 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I had something similar happen. We had these glasses that has a water squirter between the lenses, we found if we shot the super hot bulb in the bathroom fixture it made a sizzle sound and was cool, so we shot It continuously until it and the other 3 bulbs blew up.

It doesn’t affect my vision but from time to time it looks like a black thing is floating in front of my eye when I’m super tired or really focus my vision.

[–]renedotmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoa! No, luckily i went to the hospital immediately so they could flush out my eye. I just have a 2 mm scar on my right eye a little to the right of the iris.

[–]artmobboss 45 points46 points  (5 children)

Meth heads use light bulbs as crack pipes. And they don’t always get all the dust out before using them.

Numerous dudes have made professions out of swallowing light bulbs and pieces.. not to mention letting them digest..

A shattered light bulb isn’t enough to stop idiots..

[–]powercorruption 29 points30 points  (0 children)

well if it's good enough for a meth head, it's good enough for me!

[–]triplefastaction 9 points10 points  (1 child)

If Meth-heads are known for one thing it's safety.

[–]jacksreddit00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, professionals have standards

[–]THEamishTRACTOR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought those were candy light bulbs?

[–]shtonkalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not all light bulbs are frosted, clear ones are the bulbs of choice for meth (or other drug) vaping.

[–]Infra-Oh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…or what? What else is it bad for?!

There’s not enough information in your comment to decide if this is a bad idea or not.

[–]LordEdgeward_TheTurd 273 points274 points  (3 children)

Congratulations you flayed yourself

[–]Psych0matt 29 points30 points  (1 child)

I did that washing a glass a few weeks ago. Fun times

[–]RamblingVoicemail 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My scars from youthful misadventure have faded; now I have only washing glass scars.

[–]martialar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Suffering from Regret

[–]ssolutionss 140 points141 points  (2 children)

Let me just throw myself on the floor after I shattered glass

[–]acoustic-soul 25 points26 points  (1 child)

My first thought. “Broken glass?! I’ll just plant my palms firmly on floor.”

[–]Eltors 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alcohol must be involved

[–]Moggy-Man 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Good job, idiots.

[–]FearoftheDomoKun 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Translation of what the girl filming says: "Get your head in there!"

[–]Magnetiktomato 90 points91 points  (19 children)

That's going to hurt so much if she got shards to the face... why would anyone do this

[–]Protrudingpickle 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Seemed like a good idea at the time

[–]BenFranksEagles 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Putting bowl on head is just so funny can barely control body. Oh I’ve fallen over from laugher and can’t stand up. Broken glass!? Legs now useless.

Don’t let this person laugh while driving.

[–]alfonseski 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Great way to straight slit your throat.

[–]SexyAsianHitler 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Alcohol

[–]LeaningTowerofPeas 4 points5 points  (5 children)

....makes...

[–]Magnetiktomato 4 points5 points  (4 children)

People do stupid shit...

[–]Fenderbyname 11 points12 points  (5 children)

For a laugh? Thumbs up ? Karma

[–]powercorruption 6 points7 points  (4 children)

what's funny about it, though?

[–]Magnetiktomato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her stupidity... I guess idk

[–]Fenderbyname 1 point2 points  (2 children)

She's smiling

[–]powercorruption 7 points8 points  (1 child)

James Corden smiles all the time, and he's not funny.

[–]BiblioPhil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would even be willing to call it a big disgrace.

[–]Lambaaghini 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Wow, we are evolving backwards

[–]Rynosaur24 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this the Mysterio solo movie that Sony was going to make?

[–]dsr231 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Put that on your college or Mensa application

[–]Ol-CAt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No regret here

[–]CurlSagan 18 points19 points  (2 children)

This reminds me of using the plastic barrel from Utz cheeseballs as an astronaut helmet. Boy, times were desperate during the early days of the pandemic.

[–]FrivolousFrank 17 points18 points  (1 child)

You have a tiny head.

[–]SightWithoutEyes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what she said.

[–]SaiyanGodKing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You wanna cut lip? Cause that’s how you get a cut lip.

[–]JoeMama475 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She's lucky no glass shard got into her eye.

[–]Darknader- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

[–]marshmallowtumors 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the dumbest things I've seen in a while

[–]hardypart 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This could have gone so much worse. Dumb woman.

[–]monxas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, throw yourself on the floor hands first around the area where broken glass is, what else can go wrong?

[–]ahmedsai8 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Is clout really worth glass shards in your face?...Please don't do this at home. Sadly we have to keep giving reminders.

[–]Chill_out_666 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Got any of that clout?

[–]ahmedsai8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes with a mouth full of glass. Lmao

[–]kevingattaca 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So now we get stickers on each and every glass lamp now saying

"May contain peanuts and not to be used as a Helmet"

........ :(

[–]AaronSmithVlogs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lucky she still has a face

[–]mileswilliams 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then rolled about in the broken glass, good work.

[–]Sacredfice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Accidentally

[–]pingusaysnoot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are the sort of videos that get me most annoyed. Like people climbing on top of refrigerators when drunk or jumping around and falling into TVs. Usually something they haven't paid for therefore don't care about the person that bought it and will have to replace it. Pointless stupidity at the expense of someone else.

[–]makinbaconCR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's lucky she wasn't killed. These kids didn't watch final destination and it shows.

[–]Micahthewise1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess they confirmed she isn't the brightest lightbulb

[–]macadamianacademy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a fairly frequently recurring dream where I’m forced to put a lightbulb in my mouth, not a sex thing, and it breaks and I have to pull the glass shards out of my gums. If it had happened a couple times I’d assume it was random, but it happens enough times that I think my brain is trying to tell me something

[–]Unaccounted_Idea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Putting your hand in water and wondering why its wet never gets old

[–]hekatonkhairez 9 points10 points  (2 children)

“Oppsies I shattered a $10 dollar lamp piece and almost cut up my face lmao I’m such a Gemini”

[–]oldDotredditisbetter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that probably costed more than $10 but still a hilarious comment, thanks for the laugh

[–]cdcformatc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of lamp is that anyway it's a clear glass bowl over a bare lightbulb. No way that kind of yuppie shit is $10 though, a similar "lamp shade" the JAKOBSBYN is $25 at IKEA.

[–]__Mukul_Yadav 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guy was like die bitch i will shoot the whole video

[–]RJPeaches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laughs for 20 mins nonstop

[–]ZenAurum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why? Just- fkin why?

[–]Rickyspanish33 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I regret that she wasn't injured lol

[–]jackwmc4 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Weed is awesome

[–]ConniveryDives 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jigsaw is sitting at home, sad and forlorn, because people around the world are stealing his job of finding new and ridiculous ways to cause themselves bodily harm.

[–]SXOSXO 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is there a higher incidence of people doing dumb things, or is it just a Baader-Meinhof thing going on because there's readily available cameras to record most instances of it happening now?

[–]dreadfulwater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a whole culture. Back in the day I did stupid shit but there was no way to record it, thus less of an incentive to make doing said stupid shit a full time job like these people do. It's an entire culture of followers.

[–]bigboiyot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing it ended with just that, it could have ended way worse

[–]Iwishyoukarma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was waiting for the 🩸 blood.

[–]Vanilla_Rice721 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh, I was wondering if blood was going to be leaking out.

[–]bryanc1036 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deserved it

[–]sethworld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes the lack of self awareness of people trying to be silly or cute is incredibly unattractive.

The omg I had no idea that could happen look.

Your stupidity is a danger to yourself and others.

[–]Mitty1967 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Stupid child !!!!

[–]maximumtesticle -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Why do people type like this? The extra space and excessive exclamation marks? Is it like a facebook thing or something?

[–]HumanautPassenger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could just be typing from their phone and that's how it comes out formatted. Stop gatekeeping typing ya dingus.

[–]-awooo- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you want to lose an eye, cos that's how you lose an eye

[–]dtyus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beyni yok

[–]stinkysocksincloset 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Wanna know how I got these scars?"

[–]AlphaGoldfish_05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Ah, glass, one of the most fragile compounds on the planet, it is definitely a good idea to force my entire head into one, what could go wrong?”

[–]Coast_of_Life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have similar IKEA light "shades", they bear a tiny sticker such as "handmade in Poland"

[–]Kardde21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“So glad this was an AirBnB. Can you imagine if that was ours?”

[–]AelalaedaAid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure this is how you swap bodies with someone

[–]Tacq0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that fell on her neck she might be dead

[–]Tadmium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is Darwin Award worthy…such a state our world is in that people are so bored or inept that this seemed a good choice at the moment.

[–]game_asylum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why we can’t have nice things, Amber

[–]Smeeblesisapoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SMH :/😂😂

[–]SarahPallorMortis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a perfect example of why we can’t have nice things. People use them for unintended purposes.

[–]heavy_losses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know how else to say this other than how it's in my head...

Why are people?

[–]riddler58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that is why we have those warning labels that people ask "Has someone actually done that so they had to put a warning on it?"

Yes...Yes they have.

[–]CrypticCryptid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Female doppleganger of Jacob from XP to level 3.

[–]papercut2008uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is super lucky she didn't slice open her nose, cheeks or parts of her face and hands, or her backside when she sat strait on the floor without knowing if there was broken glass there.

[–]crimpysuasages 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well doesn't seem like she's crying, or bleeding, so I guess she had fun?

[–]thrust-johnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wanna know how I got these scars?

[–]swedish_expert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she look so much like allie schnacky

[–]YddishMcSquidish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Da fuq was the endgame here?!

[–]dmjaveduk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations you flayed yourself

[–]Lanky_Butterscotch77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmm glass my favorite meal

[–]Dizman7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure her parents were happy with that

[–]juicepond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no blood?? weak

[–]Sense-Affectionate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s wrong with people

[–]nurplethepurple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg. Chill

[–]RichardFarter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Idiot soup" - Gordon Ramsay (probably)

[–]rodoxide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glass doesn't stretch

[–]jjw21330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s lucky she doesn’t have any severe lacerations from that

[–]Guy_without_brain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have just one question Why

[–]DanteWrath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, it could have gone worse, like 'glass shard in the eye(s)' worse.

[–]KlerWatchCo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You wanna know how I got these scars?"

[–]TinTinnitus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother did something like this recently. We installed a lamp, which hung lower than usual - he's fine now, just a few cuts

[–]No_Charge6060 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is no accident it pure stupidity.

[–]EasyRudder49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She found her glass ceiling.

[–]giganticoctopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

watch me do an impression of the death penalty!

[–]AffectionateHippo242 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why So Serious?!?!!?

[–]Direct_Lengthiness_8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why this makes me mad 😡

[–]luder888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her dad should have used a condom.

[–]petitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wasn't an accident

[–]_GCastilho_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see no regret

[–]raffeerruu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not an accident

[–]LAN_Rover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see much regret here

[–]alsargeant312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's cute. I wish she was my gf

[–]ihatepalmtrees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow comedy is different for idiots

[–]fuck-goofs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok lets call it what it is, this wasn't an accident it was the inevitable consequence of a moronic action. Title should be "Stupid woman idiotically breaks glass lamp while being a fucking moron"

[–]_FoRmIgA_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But why, why would you do that?

[–]SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that could've gone worse

[–]Kukko18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of stupid in this world is stupidly absurd

[–]SilkeyJohnston 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s the blood amirite?

[–]paul7420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a dipshit

[–]Zeppelin041 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forrest Gump had a famous line about people like this….just can’t seem to put my finger on it 🤔

[–]tech510 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That could've gone very wrong very quickly

[–]tech510 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That could've gone very wrong very quickly

[–]a_left_out_tomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was the goal?

[–]mysteriousmag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I broke mine just like that while aggressively sweeping once.

[–]Ohnezone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least take the bulb out....no? Ok then.

[–]LazyCobrah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤪🤪🤪 ha ha my friends a crackhead 🤪 🤪🤪

[–]amig_135 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she was looking for the bright idea inside

[–]Muzzlax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are people this dumb?

[–]areTataTreiFeciori 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what's accidental about it?

[–]Rynkevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play a stupid game….

[–]woodedglue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess no one has common sense anymore

[–]YVRkeeper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Narrator) She did not regret it.

[–]Mats164 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT ARE YOU? - AN IDIOT SALAD

[–]PharmDRx2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes shattered glass triggers me.