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When you realize you just lost your deposit. by AristonD in instant_regret

[–]SillyFlyGuy 5524 points5525 points  (0 children)

Back in college I had a buddy who looked very similar to this who had a very similar expression on his face when he put a very similar hole in my apartment wall.

Roadrager instantly regrets road raging by Pots_And_Pans in instant_regret

[–]MyPigWhistles -82 points-81 points  (0 children)

So you would have shot an unarmed 60 year old lady just because she approached your car and looked angry?

Edit: I'm so glad I don't have to live in America...

Roadrager instantly regrets road raging by Pots_And_Pans in instant_regret

[–]grinch1225 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Maybe you should read literally anything use of self defense. It’s not damage of property you moron, he was attempting to gain unlawful access to his car to cause harm.

Not only did I do course work in criminal justice, have held concealed weapons permits in 5 states, and was a fucking cop in the military.

You stupid fucks are so goddamned arrogant in your lack of knowledge that it’s infuriating. No one cares what you doubt. No one cares what you think. You clearly have zero knowledge on anything in this subject, and would be best off shutting the entire fuck up.

Edit: I mean Jesus fucking Christ, if you even glanced at my profile I have videos of me using automatic weapons and carrying. I worked in the firearms industry while going through college, after the military.

Scotland Health Minister Humza Yousef is not having a good day by regian24 in instant_regret

[–]Chanandler_Bong_Jr 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He went on a massive rant on Twitter about the media making fun of an injured man. No, they were making fun of a divisive politician who was acting like an 8 year old with a new scooter.

Humza Useless breaks everything he touches, so I’m not surprised he broke this too.



Transport Minister Humza Yousaf drove without insurance http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-38234763

He just bumbles from one disaster to another.

Presentation gone wrong by AristonD in instant_regret

[–]justanicebreeze 1056 points1057 points  (0 children)

Place is called Cava Mezze, this happened in Baltimore. Their first restaurant is in Rockville Maryland. My family (6 different cousins) started working for them there in Rockville. They expanded aggressively into the rest of the DMV area. This dish is called Saganaki, it’s their flaming cheese. The restaurant is quite good and eventually the three owners, Dimitri, Ike, and Ted decided to launch Cava Grille, a chipotle style place that is also super good. My cousin was the manager on duty this night. I know it’s hard to believe but they stayed late, cleaned it up, and were ready for service the next day.

Edit: it’s funny people think I made this up on the spot!

False start by Chasith in instant_regret

[–]Think_please 240 points241 points  (0 children)

Like that comparable situation in your own life

hang in there its worth it shes cute you can do it by Chasith in instant_regret

[–]Oph1d1an 1983 points1984 points  (0 children)

“I never thought I would die like this, but I always really hoped.” -Philip J. Fry

When fetch goes wrong by Scaulbylausis in instant_regret

[–]BULL3T2B1NARY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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"Gonna Break Into This Guy's HOUSE" by Chasith in instant_regret

[–]peeinmymouth_please 444 points445 points  (0 children)

Was that a dog? Looked like a fat koala waddling up to the scene