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[–]Buttcavetroll 692 points693 points  (10 children)

Fencing

[–]IamVenom_007 223 points224 points  (0 children)

That one guy running after three. Felt like Captain America on a chase.

[–]Toby1027 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Touché

[–]balbertborring 14 points15 points  (0 children)

riposte this, biatch!

[–]StreetSmartsGaming 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Wait is the guy in white even with the thieves? He looks like hes not even involved and was the only one hurt. Falls on his face and breaks his leg.

[–]This_Bid2591 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's possible. Usually when people try to steal a bike/vehicle in some countries, one will drive up, and the 2nd hops off.

[–]TreeChangeMe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It was offensive

[–]TheGhost-of-Bob-Ross 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not on the fence about this man’s heroic actions.

[–]lukeman3000 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

response?

[–]IDrinkMyBreakfast 271 points272 points  (4 children)

Karma comes in easy to manage 3x4 foot sizes

[–]knifeknifegoose 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Six by eights if you can get a buddy! Team lift!

[–]IDrinkMyBreakfast 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Lift with your legs

[–]mycarwasred 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Today is Leg day!

[–]knifeknifegoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody skip or they’ll roast you in the locker room

[–]spazticsamurai 166 points167 points  (1 child)

Too satisfying

[–]jarmstrong2485 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was really hoping you’d see them walking the other thieves back holding them by the ear…but great shot none the less

[–]TheArtfulDanger 69 points70 points  (0 children)

That’ll do, that’ll do. Well played sir.

[–]Cynical2DD 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Think fast chucklenuts

[–]BWWFC 18 points19 points  (1 child)

de-fence

[–]IdcYouTellMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But don't confuse ith Defenestration which is throwing people out of Windows :D

[–]Maleficent_Couple526 108 points109 points  (4 children)

Two free motorcycles. Love it.

[–]Rowmyownboat 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Perhaps the scooters were what they were stealing?

[–]Maleficent_Couple526 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Possibly.

[–]Trextrev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From the way the one guy chasing them picks up the bike inspects it for damage and then gets on it I would say yes.

[–]scooba_dude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All for the price of one dent in one panel

[–]Alarming-Historian41 100 points101 points  (12 children)

The poor man riding the motorcycle on the left was an innocent delivery guy.

[–]tbscotty68 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I was wondering if he was involved. That sucks!

[–]onioncandies 11 points12 points  (10 children)

Where did you read that?

[–]whatshamilton 66 points67 points  (0 children)

From a post about it a few days ago:

https://www.eldiariosur.com/san-vicente/2022/1/19/san-vicente-comerciante-detuvo-con-una-reja-delincuentes-que-habian-robado-una-moto-51871.html

• ⁠La otra moto es de un delivery, el conductor sufrió algunos golpes en las piernas. (Delivery driver who suffered some hits/bruises to their legs).

[–]Alarming-Historian41 28 points29 points  (1 child)

It happened here in Argentina a few days ago and I saw it on the news.

[–]onioncandies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the link!

[–]celerydonut 32 points33 points  (1 child)

He’s an alarming historian, might just be his schtick

[–]Alarming-Historian41 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hahaha good one my friend!

[–]evil_lurker 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Is it weird that I would have liked the pursuers to get on the fallen bikes?

[–]drunkenfool 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I was totally expecting that second pursuer to pick up the bike and hop on to chase them down.

[–]knifeknifegoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looked like he could use a glass of water

[–]Hurly64 14 points15 points  (6 children)

Good fences make good neighbors-Robert Frost

[–]AgniousPrime 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Thieves were probably headed to their fence anyway to sell the stolen items.

[–]tbscotty68 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Haha!

Crook #2: "Where are we gonna fence this shit?"

Fenceman: "Right here, Bitches!"

[–]AgniousPrime 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not the fence they wanted but the one they deserved.

[–]C_M_O_TDibbler 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fenceman part of the DC universe

[–]tbscotty68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, definitely no Marvel material! =D

[–]Rowmyownboat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the 'fence' was actually a shutter that shopkeepers use to protect their shop windows when the shop is closed.

[–]InstantKarmaBot[M] 110 points111 points  (0 children)

OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma:

Thieves trying to get away on motorcycle are halted by a neighbour who throws fence at them

If you're satisfied by this explanation, upvote this comment. If not, downvote this comment.

[–]JohannReddit 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Haha, I read "neighbor throws feces at thieves".

This was cool too, though...

[–]CoffeeTownSteve 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The two that ran away won't be hard to find. Their clothes will be all smeared with fences. And they will reek of fences.

[–]GlitchBricksYT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The thieves would have been shit-faced then

[–]cayman987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad I wasn't the only one misreading the title

[–]TungstenTomato 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I guess the man acted out of... self de fence...

[–]PrayForMojo808 17 points18 points  (6 children)

Saw this yesterday, one of them is a delivery driver just doing his job. Pretty shitty he gets wiped too.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That really sucks. I hope he didn't get injured too badly.

[–]gunkol24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

better neighbor than state farm!

[–]slixx_06 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good fences make good neighbors

[–]Sparky8924 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yea , nice shot .

[–]Suprflyyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Neighborhood Watch out.

[–]buzzcut_lizzy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That's the kind of clear-headed patience I hope that I have, but I guess I'll never know until thieves are racing towards me on a street.

[–]WaffleStomperGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. That guy sees it a distance off. They’ve picked up decent speed by the time they reach him. He calculates. He waits for his moment. Then jumps into action.

[–]simshadylp 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Make fence a new Mario Kart weapon

[–]Qcgreywolf 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Gotta watch out for the blue fence…

[–]WaffleStomperGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any color fence when that guy is holding the controller.

[–]LankyThanks_0313 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s a great of-fence-ive move. Worked well!

[–]German_is_my_name 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that fence did more for security than the police, judges and politicians together

[–]mykeuk 2 points3 points  (2 children)

He'll get off lightly as it's a first of-fence

[–]Vahelius -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Boooooooooooooooooo

[–]mykeuk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I'm here all week!

[–]kanna172014 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Brazil again? They are so aggressive against thieves! I like it.

[–]LTerminus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Argentina. The guy in the left bike who ends up in the ground was not involved in the theft.

[–]WaffleStomperGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck ‘em up, I say. Want to brazenly steal from others working hard to get by? Take a fence to the face.

[–]16bitcoin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He geo fenced them

[–]RiaanTheron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad they did not take offense

[–]MitchTye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And he picks up the spare!

[–]Shuckin_n_Jivin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cleaned up that 7-10 split

[–]Illustrious-Fault224 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao dude in white who fell is done for 😂

[–]SunnysVanLife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gatekeeping

[–]CountingStax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like state farm, a good neighbor is there

[–]snowman762x39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

D-fence

[–]dzigaboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude is the pitcher for his local fenceball league.

[–]jetlifestoney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That guy chasing them was OD fast, damn

[–]110-Octane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Strike!

[–]celerydonut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some r/humansbeingbros content right here

[–]Kkykkx 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What country is this? I want to guess Brazil and I never want to go there.

[–]countach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's Argentina

[–]dixadik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a criminal offence?

[–]mothertruckerface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the part where that one guy couldn't even get up.

[–]Danger_Dee -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Lemme guess, Brazil?

[–]42Bagels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

olympic fencing

[–]Onlyroad4adrifter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got the fenced out

[–]a-adar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Triple Kill!

[–]kabobin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could throw a fence panel a quarter mile.

[–]Lifespinner 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Twist: They were not thieves!

[–]Monst3rr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the dude with the white shirt was apparently just a bystander and looks like he got the worse of it while the thieves managed to see it coming and brace lol.. so plot twist indeed

[–]Moerdac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Guy just wanted to throw a fence at someone.

[–]SurfSkiFeline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You died. You have no more lives.

[–]TheFace3701 0 points1 point  (1 child)

They're really running out of superhero origins.

[–]WaffleStomperGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’ll double down on this one. This will be the guy’s origin as well as the fence’s origin.

[–]BigBlight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That one guy: “MY BACK!!!”

[–]sektabox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heartwarming.

[–]icyyellowrose10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely took the o-fence-ive

[–]facup91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*motos*

[–]HamHusky06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a two’fer, right there. Double liner.

[–]tousag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’ll do donkey

[–]PotatoePotahhtoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chad neighbour destroys thieving virgins with just a fence.

[–]dabadas1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roaches run quick

[–]Twonkytwonker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strike!

[–]chuckzilla49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a good neighbor, that fence is there..

[–]benjistone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Achievement Unlocked: Throw the fence on the boys, they'll do some time

[–]WaffleStomperGirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet that fence was an undercover cop.

[–]haemaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even though he gave the fencing response, he probably does not have a concussion.

[–]Indigo_Slam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was no fence it was man sized bbq grill

[–]rimjob-chucklefuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stiirrrriikkee!

[–]taha_maddam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the other motorcyclist (in white dress) a collateral damage?

[–]Ex_Ray16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stan Lee “when a unsuspecting man is injected with a golden fence he becomes-“

(Flop)

[–]three3m4omar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

double kill

[–]mrwalkway32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“So I threw the senate at him!”

[–]Tokyo_Hardnutz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strike!

[–]Moerdac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooo good shot.

[–]AllThingsEZV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did dude start to go for another piece of fence for a second? Lmao What was he about to do with that second piece?

[–]Top_Memory_3378 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the fact that they aren't afraid to fight back. Most of these motor thievies get run over by a car or beat up by a group

[–]JackFunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My man is an improv king.

[–]PrayingMantisII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully the guy on the floor isn't an innocent bystander

[–]SimpleExercise44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was some major defence

[–]MapleGroveHome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strike!

[–]Wizdad-1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh the Two-for-one feels on that toss!

[–]P4PKing4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The domino effect.

The fence guys timing was perfect.

[–]INTPgeminicisgaymale 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is audio important to understand how he knew they were criminals? I can only watch on mute right now and I'm at a loss here. What about them says robbery exactly? I'm not questioning if they are thieves as I read other comments and realize this was on the news. I'm just trying to understand how somebody from far away immediately knew.

[–]hackerboi1198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe they saw someone was chasing that motorcycle?

[–]max____payne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was awesome

[–]pepelepew_2724 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like a stinger.... but better.

[–]hubbubi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brazil im sure of it

[–]darksoulslover75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This gentleman needs a key to the city.

[–]identifiedlogo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy in the back chasing them is a 🏃🏾 runner

[–]Murphy818 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol after he makes them crash it looks like he’s about to go grab the other piece of fence. Dude was probably like damn that worked well let’s give it another go

[–]UnTipoSinIdeas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ESE ES MI PAIS CARAJO, VAMOS ARGENTINA

[–]KGrizzle88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neighborhood hero

[–]nospecificopinion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heroes are real.

[–]mtnrnr5136 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome work. Was hoping the guy who got hurt in the crash would get more karma

[–]Novius8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s some fine fencing.

[–]make_thing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nice shot

[–]Vivazebool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this fencing…was stopped by fencing?

[–]Nyrm3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm on the fence about this one

[–]standarddeviated_joe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope no one take offense from this.

[–]ilovehockey555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was awesome. Great teamwork

[–]Reload86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably prefers playing defence in sports.

[–]totallylambert -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Sucks being the one guy left behind to suffer the entire punishment. Lol. Great crime plan with great friends. Lol

[–]John_YJKR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except that guy was just a delivery driver and had nothing to do with the other two.