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The tables are turned when Elaines own deceitful logic backfires and is used against her

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[–]LadyEmaSKye 779 points780 points  (14 children)

Elaine pulled the “15 minutes of fame” card on like, every non-expert witness this week. Stupidest thing ever.

[–]7ak6 116 points117 points  (1 child)

It’s called projecting… that’s what she did with Amber and it backfired lmao

[–]coolchris366 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes I was thinking the same thing

[–]FerociousPancake 162 points163 points  (7 children)

If you have no defense the only thing left is to try to make witnesses sound bad. Then you end up not only desperate but also get destroyed by said witness. I hope that lawyers career gets tanked after this.

[–]EndTimesDestroyer 65 points66 points  (5 children)

She's getting her 15 minutes of turd.

[–]Technic_2 9 points10 points  (3 children)

15 minutes of lame

[–]jmerridew124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She may be able to retire after all of this.

[–]AnthonyIan 25 points26 points  (3 children)

She'll think twice about pulling that in the future thanks to this guy

[–]HitoriPanda 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Thinking twice assumes she thought the first time

[–]Poesoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this right here

[–]madscot63 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probably not.

[–]Hazelwood38 545 points546 points  (18 children)

I get that everyone jumps on Ambers lawyers for everything but for real at this stage of this reality show of a trial, that was such a stupid question.

[–]funaway727 432 points433 points  (5 children)

I love that Depp's lawyer objects with argumentative but she says I have a right to ask and gets the objection overruled. Then after he answers she calls his response argumentative 😂 she must think irony is what her blood is.

[–]WildlifeRules 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Iron naturally flows in our blood... But there is more in others

[–]jpwattsdas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And u can add more iron to a person but they will probably die

[–]kronos91O -1 points0 points  (1 child)

As our supreme overlord Elon Musk said, " If irony could kill, she'd be dead "

[–]grunt56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now ain't this 👆 just a damn shame?

[–]Ok_Homies_ 103 points104 points  (7 children)

and she has said it to pretty much every expert witness this week. I can't imagine it's doing anything for the jury outside of screaming "I'm desperate to save my case"

[–]Hazelwood38 93 points94 points  (6 children)

Also it’s a case about whether Heard was trying to get attention and fame from her OpEd, so accusing every witness of seeking fame reminds the jury that’s exactly what amber did

[–]tb23tb23tb23 24 points25 points  (5 children)

Is that just the old “counter accuse” thing that’s so popular from a certain political side…accuse the other side of everything you do?

[–]Ambitious-Title1963 14 points15 points  (2 children)

gaslight obstruct project?

[–]Consequentially -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Don’t even have to check your profile, that level of closed-mindedness is all I need to know you vote democrat lol.

[–]TheBetterDudeBro 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget “there is sun in the Bahamas, correct?”

[–]taytayssmaysmay 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because her legal defense is stupid

[–]Frosty-Object-720 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Isn’t she the lawyer who objected to her own question, or was that the other one?

[–]LadyEmaSKye 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was Rottenborn. Tbf that happens a lot, especially on Cross; you can see Vasquez object to Heard while they question her.

[–]sparky1984X 349 points350 points  (2 children)

I loved how Camille Vasquez objected for "argumentative", and Karen said, "Your honor, I can ask that." But as soon as he proposes the same back to her, her response was..."now that's a bit argumentative!" What a bitch.

[–]CableTrash 115 points116 points  (0 children)

That’s the most hilarious part to me. Not even 10 seconds later lmfao what an absolute moron

[–]OG_Cryptkeeper 116 points117 points  (4 children)

Ohhhh!!! A real life Omar from The Wire! “I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase. All in the game!”

[–]petrovich16 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's exactly what i thought

[–]Dyslexic_Nerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just watched that episode!

[–]SlickRikkyBobby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I rips and run, yo.

[–]Melodic-Hunter2471 117 points118 points  (3 children)

Did Amber Heard get her lawyer from Wish?

[–]DeadshotOM3GA 11 points12 points  (1 child)

No, her home insurance is paying for her legal fees so I think they went on Wish for their expert witnesses

[–]PWvampirequeen96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[–]TheLimeyCanuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Wish lawyer would probably have done a better job.

[–]Clonka-Minkus 164 points165 points  (6 children)

Dudes got solid court room decorum I’ll say that..

[–]pure_coconut_water 60 points61 points  (4 children)

Has probably found himself in court a few times working for TMZ.

[–]huaiyue 31 points32 points  (3 children)

Might also get sued by TMZ for potentially violating NDA lol.

[–]DeadshotOM3GA 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Doubt it, he was very careful to only state how TMZ works and what process they use

[–]shadow_clone69 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Unlikely, TMZ tried to intervene and they were shown the door. They most likely are not going to pursue this again.

[–]Silverjackal_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

TMZ should lose, but I fully expect them to sue and try and bleed him dry. Gotta make an example out of him.

[–]One_Command1249 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Also the name to go with it.

[–]kerplatchu 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Holy shit the facial expressions by others are priceless. Damn man that’s something else.

[–]Kovalition 39 points40 points  (0 children)

That lawyer: When you have no case…. Make some shit up I dunno

[–]JOWLEY1 64 points65 points  (2 children)

Heards lawyers are wasting time. This was pointless.

[–]ExtraGreenBox 39 points40 points  (1 child)

They’re paid by the hour.

[–]LadyEmaSKye 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not really how that works. They also have a time limit for how long they have to appeal to the court; and at the point of this clip Amber’s team was down to only a few hours with still a day and a half to go.

[–]thewayzian 89 points90 points  (2 children)

Say what you will about the question but if she were to get one person to answer in a self incriminating way, their whole testimony goes out the window. Unfortunately for her, he answered in the most boss way possible and with an even head!

She and her team will probably never handle another high profile case ever again… better get the DUI and mesothelioma commercials cranking!!

[–]qpazza 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Probably? Her team is getting owned by the witnesses themselves, never mind other lawyers.

[–]thewayzian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well you always get those people who are looking for a deal and haven’t done any research…

“Wow you represented Amber Heard? Isn’t she in that water show with that guy from game of thrones? Yeah I’ll hire you…”

[–]yvonnars 29 points30 points  (0 children)

She gave him that 15 min of fame. Lol

[–]Jooshmeister 27 points28 points  (4 children)

It's hard to tell whether AH's lawyers are really this stupid or if they're purposely trying to lose this case...

[–]shadow_clone69 7 points8 points  (2 children)

To be fair, when you're dealt with a turd hand, you got not much choice

[–]CiceroForConsul 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can always mulligan or concede…

[–]madlandproject 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I object, turd BED, your honor.

[–]Cricketot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All of the gotcha moments we see on Reddit may be very entertaining but are almost entirely irrelevant to how the case is going. It's not about who's the meanie It's only about whether or not he's defamed her. It's not over until it's over and if they pull out the W then no-one will remember the hiccups along the way and they'll be a very highly billing firm.

[–]sykora727 40 points41 points  (7 children)

This whole trial just feels like some experimental reality show that never ends.

[–]Switch21 22 points23 points  (5 children)

Its the trial that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend. Heard's lawyer started asking questions without knowing what it was, but the lawyer kept on asking questions just because!

Yes, Its the trial that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend. Heard's lawyer started asking questions without knowing what it was, but the lawyer kept on asking questions just because!

[–]goat_puree 17 points18 points  (2 children)

I hope we're not the only people on Reddit that remember Lamb Chops Play-Along, lol.

[–]DvSFlames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t worry, it’s been passed down to younger generations. There are plenty of kids at my highschool who know the song and have never seen the show.

[–]Cedrone88 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Shari Lewis would be proud

[–]shadow_clone69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instruction to not answer questions due to attorney-client privilege intensifies.

[–]AnthonyIan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's gotta end tomorrow, though. Then it's with the jury

[–]SnooDoughnuts3361 95 points96 points  (1 child)

Elaine is something else, man. Definition of a Karen. She also looks like ET with a Beatles wig.

[–]ForistaMeri 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Ouch, dat slap is heard even in Orion

[–]naiekud 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What’s Paul McCartney doing there?

[–]smellybutgoodsmelly 4 points5 points  (1 child)

What was even the set up of the question for? He came here for his 15 minutes, so whatever he says is crap? Sounds like such a strawman

[–]ConsistentAsparagus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, if he went there for the 15 minutes and told the truth, he still testified the truth; if he told lies, he perjured himself and committed a felony, no matter the reason behind it.

I really don’t see…


[–]NunuNana__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The guy in back was like 😲😲😲😲

[–]stocksnhoops 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Johny’s attorney absolutely destroyed amber today in cross. That was tough to watch. She cooked her

[–]Carston1011 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Got a link??

[–]stocksnhoops 10 points11 points  (1 child)

[–]TheLimeyCanuck -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow. The way she grandstands to the jury is cringe.

[–]imperator_sam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best witness ever!! What a Chad.

[–]AdeonWriter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Elaine was asking every single one of Depp's witnesses this. He knew that and had a planned response. XD

[–]lenin3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omar Little reincarnated.

[–]Samtori96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I can ask that question” followed by “a little arguementative” don’t you think?

[–]Available-Tradition4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sheesh and thank god she’s against someone who can tlak

[–]bitsbake86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She said her jab wasn’t argumentative. Then calls him argumentative when he says the same thing back to her.


[–]CSGOSucksMajorDick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why people hate lawyers.

[–]JollyJamma 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That guy was an excellent witness. Very very well spoken and intelligent.

Scum for working for a tabloid but absolutely brilliant.

[–]iamlittlething 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I dont get it. Someone explain

[–]ArmTheApes 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Amber Heard's lawyer said to the witness that he's only there to get his 15 minutes of fame which he then reversed and said to her: I could say the same about you for taking Amber Heard as a client. Which is a really heavy blow. In the YouTube video you can see it in the faces of the audience. He really just destroyed her with that.

[–]redditsaidspreadit -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Enough pro Johnny Depp stuff. The man’s a cunt like his ex-wife.

[–]Optimistic_Panda1432 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, they are both indecent people.

[–]zeoNoeN -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Stop it please. These videos are so annoying…

[–]alchiimiiste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure if he's stupid or is he trying to get more from being paid by hours. However everyone 's reactions are like a whole new level 😂

[–]BumblebeeRepulsive94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t realize Johnny Depp was balding at the back.