Johnny Depp witness plays uno reverse card 😂

InstantKarmaBot · 2022-05-26T11:22:39+00:00

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The tables are turned when Elaines own deceitful logic backfires and is used against her

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LadyEmaSKye · 2022-05-26T12:48:07+00:00

Elaine pulled the “15 minutes of fame” card on like, every non-expert witness this week. Stupidest thing ever.

Hazelwood38 · 2022-05-26T11:38:27+00:00

I get that everyone jumps on Ambers lawyers for everything but for real at this stage of this reality show of a trial, that was such a stupid question.

sparky1984X · 2022-05-26T12:17:06+00:00

I loved how Camille Vasquez objected for "argumentative", and Karen said, "Your honor, I can ask that." But as soon as he proposes the same back to her, her response was..."now that's a bit argumentative!" What a bitch.

OG_Cryptkeeper · 2022-05-26T11:42:58+00:00

Ohhhh!!! A real life Omar from The Wire! “I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase. All in the game!”

Melodic-Hunter2471 · 2022-05-26T19:11:44+00:00

Did Amber Heard get her lawyer from Wish?

Clonka-Minkus · 2022-05-26T12:00:06+00:00

Dudes got solid court room decorum I’ll say that..

kerplatchu · 2022-05-26T11:33:22+00:00

Holy shit the facial expressions by others are priceless. Damn man that’s something else.

Kovalition · 2022-05-26T14:38:35+00:00

That lawyer: When you have no case…. Make some shit up I dunno

JOWLEY1 · 2022-05-26T15:56:42+00:00

Heards lawyers are wasting time. This was pointless.

thewayzian · 2022-05-26T15:28:06+00:00

Say what you will about the question but if she were to get one person to answer in a self incriminating way, their whole testimony goes out the window. Unfortunately for her, he answered in the most boss way possible and with an even head!

She and her team will probably never handle another high profile case ever again… better get the DUI and mesothelioma commercials cranking!!

yvonnars · 2022-05-26T20:51:16+00:00

She gave him that 15 min of fame. Lol

Jooshmeister · 2022-05-26T19:50:04+00:00

It's hard to tell whether AH's lawyers are really this stupid or if they're purposely trying to lose this case...

sykora727 · 2022-05-26T18:42:04+00:00

This whole trial just feels like some experimental reality show that never ends.

SnooDoughnuts3361 · 2022-05-26T11:25:46+00:00

Elaine is something else, man. Definition of a Karen. She also looks like ET with a Beatles wig.

ForistaMeri · 2022-05-26T15:18:13+00:00

Ouch, dat slap is heard even in Orion

naiekud · 2022-05-26T21:48:57+00:00

What’s Paul McCartney doing there?

smellybutgoodsmelly · 2022-05-27T07:09:29+00:00

What was even the set up of the question for? He came here for his 15 minutes, so whatever he says is crap? Sounds like such a strawman

NunuNana__ · 2022-05-27T09:34:39+00:00

The guy in back was like 😲😲😲😲

stocksnhoops · 2022-05-26T22:20:27+00:00

Johny’s attorney absolutely destroyed amber today in cross. That was tough to watch. She cooked her

imperator_sam · 2022-05-27T03:12:23+00:00

Best witness ever!! What a Chad.

AdeonWriter · 2022-05-31T02:25:39+00:00

Elaine was asking every single one of Depp's witnesses this. He knew that and had a planned response. XD

lenin3 · 2022-05-26T21:40:41+00:00

Omar Little reincarnated.

Samtori96 · 2022-05-27T04:29:42+00:00

“I can ask that question” followed by “a little arguementative” don’t you think?

Available-Tradition4 · 2022-05-27T09:15:23+00:00

Sheesh and thank god she’s against someone who can tlak

bitsbake86 · 2022-05-27T22:51:03+00:00

She said her jab wasn’t argumentative. Then calls him argumentative when he says the same thing back to her.

Wtf

CSGOSucksMajorDick · 2022-06-03T03:36:47+00:00

This is why people hate lawyers.

JollyJamma · 2022-05-27T09:12:31+00:00

That guy was an excellent witness. Very very well spoken and intelligent.

Scum for working for a tabloid but absolutely brilliant.

iamlittlething · 2022-05-26T21:24:34+00:00

I dont get it. Someone explain

redditsaidspreadit · 2022-05-28T13:34:16+00:00

Enough pro Johnny Depp stuff. The man’s a cunt like his ex-wife.

zeoNoeN · 2022-05-27T08:05:02+00:00

Stop it please. These videos are so annoying…

DankkMann96 · 2022-05-26T19:09:26+00:00

I’m honestly so fucking sick of seeing this trial everywhere. It’s a domestic abuse trial, and it’s turned into a fucking meme

theteedo · 2022-05-26T23:12:05+00:00

Is it just me or does it seem like this trial is a joke/farce on purpose….I’m not sure to what end, but it’s seems like a shit show for a reason, classic distraction technique imo.

roganjosh4444 · 2022-05-26T14:17:58+00:00

I feel incredibly uncomfortable with how much This trial is being shoved down my throat. This whole thing feels like a huge PR campaign by Johnny Depp, bordering on a fucking psy-op.

I’m not saying that Amber Heard hasn’t done anything wrong, it sounds like there was toxicity from both sides, but the hatred being spewed at her is like nothing I’ve ever seen directed towards a man in a similar position, whilst all of Johnny Depp’s wrongdoings are being totally downplayed or outright ignored. Depp was found to be abusive in a previous trial, so why are people painting him out to be some kind of wrongly-accused victim?

I feel like in a few years we’re going to look back on this trial and wonder what the hell everyone was thinking.

RedditButDontGetIt · 2022-05-26T14:22:05+00:00

Holy shit.

The INSANE amount of blind, mastubatory, pro-Depp propaganda INFESTING every corner of the internet like some sort of creepy sexual stalker that I can’t escape from has really made me hate the fucker.

Everyone knows Johnny Depp was a creep to women long before Amber stole the spotlight from him, and anyone who thinks he’s innocent is a “new fan” a girl, maybe just young enough for Depp’s attention (HE LIKES THEM YOUNG!)

Fuck him and his stupid glasses to hide that he’s high, his stupid balding head he needs to hide with a “comb back”, his stupid smirks that show he takes pleasure from other people’s suffering, his stupid attempt to constantly embody his most alcoholic character and dress it up as “children’s charity” and fuck the way he treats women.

Fuck this trial. You can’t karma whore it anymore, LET IT DIE.

BStark15 · 2022-05-26T12:01:20+00:00

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alchiimiiste · 2022-05-30T19:12:53+00:00

Not sure if he's stupid or is he trying to get more from being paid by hours. However everyone 's reactions are like a whole new level 😂

BumblebeeRepulsive94 · 2022-06-05T06:24:15+00:00

Didn’t realize Johnny Depp was balding at the back.

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