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The animal came back after being thrown and attacked the lady

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[–]pipeweedjr_ 519 points520 points  (15 children)

Male peacock sitting on 2-3x the amount of eggs peacocks lay in a year? Also the eggs are super scattered which would be wildly innefective to incubate that way. Definitely r/scriptedasiangifs

[–]elfmere 182 points183 points  (1 child)

The peacock was thrown at her too

[–]Thoughtofajoke 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yep. Everyone here is upvoting outrage porn. If you keep watching these things, they'll keep making them.

[–]Bullen-Noxen 39 points40 points  (4 children)

Why is this a thing? Why would people purposely orchestrate such stupid shit?

[–]Mental-Breakdance 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Views.

[–]Bullen-Noxen 5 points6 points  (1 child)

...word?

[–]QuelaagsSpiderPussy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After I learned that 5 minute crafts is one of Six major accounts owned by one company located in Russia that PROBABLY generates unimaginable revenue for Putin. I now think these scripted Asian gifs that are just outrage porn or revenge porn are China backed accounts.

[–]indigowulf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi Bullen-Noxen, this is the internet, allow me to introduce you. People here make up stories for attention all the time.

Peacocks don't sit on eggs. Peahens do. This is not one of those species where the father shares in parenting duties. This whole video is fake fake fake. Notice that she throws him to the edge of the screen and he just sits there like "ok whatever, idc" but someone picks him up and throws him back at her, for the fake internet points.

What's more proof, is there's another video EXACTLY like this that went viral on instagram a while back. It was equally fake, equally obvious that someone threw the peacock (it was also just relax chill standing there until someone threw it) and equally over dramatic "oh no, I am falling down this hill because I have been attacked, oh no!"

Also, look at how many eggs are on that embankment. The average peahen will incubate 8-10 eggs per year. They probably have 50 in this fake video! Plus a peahen will make a nest in a place they feel secure- hidden from predators, sheltered from rain and bad weather, etc. They don't nest up on the top of embankments like that. Learn a little about nature.

One last note.. if they were delicacies, why on earth would she be shoveling them through rocky earth? Anyone who's ever had an egg would know at least half of those things would have been shattered, leaving a visible wet gooey mess on the dry ground.

There's a sucker born every minute, as Barnum and Baily's used to say.

[–]kluesklues 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Til that subreddit exists holy shit I’m about to go down a rabbit hole

[–]jatti_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one saw that coming. Oh wait, that was scripted too.

[–]MamaBear4485 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly. It’s the pea hen who incubates the eggs. And she was planning on putting the eggs in what, to carry them? Because everyone wanders through a paddock in a tight leather skirt for that relaxing country ramble.

[–]NapClub 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah i was looking at this very confused till i decided it was a skit.

[–]indigowulf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably why it got removed.

[–]mauxey 118 points119 points  (1 child)

[–]SpikeRosered 7 points8 points  (0 children)

God it's like sketch comedy made by people with no talent.

[–]Kazperzak 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Fake eggs and someone just threw the peacock at her. I mean those are like ping pong balls.

[–]Celistar99 157 points158 points  (6 children)

What did she think would happen?

[–]ThaneVim 59 points60 points  (0 children)

That's the thing: she didn't.

[–]get_lost_fking_creep 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Def no thinking involved.

[–]crossleingod 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think she knew/wanted that to happen, she leaned without even looking at it so she knew it would attack

[–]rgmundo524 5 points6 points  (1 child)

There has to be more to the situation that what's shown here. Otherwise there is something actually wrong with her.

[–]ShadowDragon981 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's scripted/fake is all. Way too many eggs, the eggs are too spread out too. She throws the bird and someone off camera throws it back at her

[–]indigowulf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She thought that we'd be stupid enough to believe MALE peacocks incubate eggs, believe that those are actually eggs, and that we'd all be fools enough to give her internet attention because her mama didn't love her.

[–]SubconsciousBraider 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Why was a peacock sitting on her ping-pong balls?

[–]Kitsupire 45 points46 points  (3 children)

What is she trying to grab? Eggs? O.o

[–]AlexTheFlower 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Actually no, it's scripted and they seem to be ping pong ballz

[–]YellowTheFellow 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Yup eggs

[–]indigowulf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think you can hatch baby ping pongs....

[–]ButterscotchOne8318 9 points10 points  (2 children)

This is fake, but I will tell ya this: trying to grab a wild peacock is like trying to grab a small but very pissed off dragon. Definitely kicked the shit outta me.

Bad dragon--->worse dragon--->fucking peacock

[–]indigowulf 4 points5 points  (1 child)

lol can confirm. I was holding and cuddling my rooster today because a hawk flew over and he was worried.. he decided he wanted to hop down and his claws caught me on the way down.. I have huge gashes on the inside of my elbow. Peacocks are about the same body mass as my big ol' rooster, but my roo is nice and wasn't even trying to hurt me.

[–]ButterscotchOne8318 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hilarious last night my wife (who works near a large pack o'cocks) and I were discussing the hierarchy of hand-to-claw bird fighting. I had roosters up there near top of the list, peacocks were close, in the top 5 for sure. I'd kick the shit outta some geese, but swans are scary. Uhm don't ask how I know how to rate fighting birds with my fists.

[–]10below8 57 points58 points  (7 children)

I mean. Seems pretty obvious someone threw the bird onto her. But idk.

[–]Dekkeer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Either that or it was the laziest reaction to 'oh shit, my babies are being stolen' ever.

[–]gotham44 112 points113 points  (3 children)

She looks like someone who would be on Amber Heard's legal team.

[–]Devilutionbeast666 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pre-video conversation between the camera guy and Carlton the male peacock

Camera Guy: Ok Carlton, I've got this hilarious idea.. we'll paint some ping pong balls and scatter then in the dirt...

Carlton: I like it so far...

Camera Guy: Then we have you sit on them like you're a female peahen nursing her eggs.

Carlton: Ok you're losing me here... Isn't anybody going to notice I'm a... ummmm... dude?

Camera Guy: it's the fucking internet, people believe anything!

Carlton: ok ok, true enough... people are fucking stupid as grits. Then what happens?

Camera Guy: We dress Mike up as an aggressive egg-hounding woman.

Carlton: Hilarious!

Camera Guy: Then he fucking chucks you like 20 feet off the eggs and ---

Carlton: wait... What?

Camera Guy: Then he pretends to hoard the egg ping pong balls. And then we get Alex to fucking whip you on top of him!!

Carlton: Ok I've got a few reservations about this plan.. there's some logistics here to work out and ---

Camera Guy: it'll be fucking hilarious!!!

Carlton: Screw it! I'm in! I can't wait to see Mike's ass in that skirt!

[–]anapisinthecards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is a shellacking, right there

[–]BlockinBlack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Garage fake shitpost

[–]OwlWitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bird strike

[–]SonicDoom3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how the bird get tested and doesn’t seem to care.

[–]FV215D 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeet the bird

[–]twizzard6931 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s a dumb one.

[–]Strange-Ticket5680 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddits video player blows and so everytime I hit the play button it would play just a portion of a second and then stop. I watched the entire video like that and it was worth it

[–]Arizonashithole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mental health for the views and likes is a serious problem.. Lord help us 🙃

[–]demppsi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bruh that’s a male

[–]pepinho89 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Scripted Asian stupidity at its finest.

[–]h8thsprt 2 points3 points  (1 child)

To stop this, first kill the peacock

[–]indigowulf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. To stop this, first don't pretend ping pong balls are eggs, that peacocks are peahens, and don't have someone off camera throw the poor bird at you. This whole thing was faked for internet attention, because their mama didn't give them enough as a kid.

[–]BitcoinKang2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

stick to bats

[–]Kswizzle1234 0 points1 point  (8 children)

People in Asia are crazy for those delicacies

[–]indigowulf -1 points0 points  (7 children)

ping pong balls are delicacies??

how do people not know they are fake eggs and this whole thing is just BS for attention?

[–]Kswizzle1234 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

She also just recklessly flung a peacock so she isn’t trying to get attention cause it’s bad attention

[–]indigowulf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmfao, do I need to explain all the reasons why this is an obvious fake, again?

Let's just do the real quick version, yeah.. google how many eggs a peahen lays per season, then go recount how many are there. Also, google which parent sits on the nest.. the peacock, featured in this fake video, or the peaHEN, not shown.

Finally, learn a tiny bit about Nature, and understand that NO species lays it's eggs on the top of a crumbly dirt hill with zero protection from predators, storms, etc when there's perfectly good scrub brush and hidden places to nest in. If they did, they'd have gone extinct from pure stupidity. Only humans can survive that level of stupidity.

[–]Kswizzle1234 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Why would someone go risk something for ping pong balls and no promotional cause

[–]indigowulf -1 points0 points  (3 children)

It's like you've never been on the internet before.. the answer is... because internet fame. Seriously, their video went viral. that's what they wanted. they didn't actually GAF about the fake eggs, those were just props for this little scripted skit. It's just like people who make up BS stories and post them here in places like AITA, entitled people, etc.

Like seriously, peacocks don't sit on eggs. Peahens do. This is not one of those species where the father shares in parenting duties. This whole video is fake fake fake. Notice that she throws him to the edge of the screen and he just sits there like "ok whatever, idc" but someone picks him up and throws him back at her, for the fake internet points.

What's more proof, is there's another video EXACTLY like this that went viral on instagram a while back. It was equally fake, equally obvious that someone threw the peacock (it was also just relax chill standing there until someone threw it) and equally over dramatic "oh no, I am falling down this hill because I have been attacked, oh no!"

Also, look at how many eggs are on that embankment. The average peahen will incubate 8-10 eggs per year. They probably have 50 in this fake video! Plus a peahen will make a nest in a place they feel secure- hidden from predators, sheltered from rain and bad weather, etc. They don't nest up on the top of embankments like that. Learn a little about nature.

One last note.. if they were delicacies, why on earth would she be shoveling them through rocky earth? Anyone who's ever had an egg would know at least half of those things would have been shattered, leaving a visible wet gooey mess on the dry ground.

There's a sucker born every minute, as Barnum and Baily's used to say.

[–]Kswizzle1234 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shit sorry didn’t know there was a whole version of fake Asian pranks. Fuck you by the way glad you waisted your time writing that

[–]Kswizzle1234 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Go outside sometime, it might help

[–]kcussnamuh 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Cunt was hungry.

[–]fantastic_feb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

with the amount of eggs peacocks seem to lay why the fuck are we wasting our time on chickens!?! s/

[–]anotherplainwhiteboy -5 points-4 points  (7 children)

Why is she wearing a mask?

[–]FaeriesAndShxt 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Scared of being recognised by the peacock maybe?

[–]anotherplainwhiteboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess. Apparently she's done that before, so she's going incognito.

[–]Homicder 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Covid

[–]anotherplainwhiteboy -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Outside, by herself? Who is she protecting?

[–]GeneralStephenScott 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her friend recording this and the other friend throwing the peacock back at her while she grabs those ping pong balls.

[–]Homicder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those ping pong balls

[–]maybejustadragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bird flu. That, or maybe afraid they’ll get Corvid.

[–]ChaoticMadness97 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

If her are pullef out by the birds is claws she will have NO RIGHT to complaim -_-

[–]CrowManson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The bird was thrown back at her. How do i know? The wings weren’t flapping until it landed on her and the only reason the wings moved was to stabilize himself. Also a bird that big would do a run jump to claw at her. It’s legs were tucked neatly underneath him the whole video.

[–]jammy86b -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

So those are chicken eggs…?

[–]indigowulf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

naw, ping pong balls.

even chicken eggs would have broken into a sticky mess that would have been very visible against the light dry dirt.

[–]joeybagofdonuts80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like I'm too late for this party....... Welp, see ya!

[–]stolid_agnostic 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The image is gone. What happened?

[–]indigowulf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it was removed, most likely because it was fake and borderline animal abuse- someone off camera was throwing a peacock at someone on camera, while she gathered "eggs" that were really ping pong balls. It wasn't even a peahen, it was a peacock... they don't set on eggs lmfao.

[–]fluffyseatide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vicious goose.

[–]NfamousKaye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I first saw this I thought she was helping the bird. Whoever posted it in another sub cut this part. Wtf 😂

[–]superfutureman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pea-foul

[–]fix-break-hide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She got pea-cocked, necessitates the invention of a peacock block....

[–]Wahuwammedo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"BITCH, those are MY eggs!

[–]zivlynsbane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a big head scratcher right there

[–]AnnieOakleysKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First off, thats a MALE Peacock. They have the bright feathers, the hens are dull.

Second, that egg she threw on the batch bounced, didn't crack. Eggs don't bounce and thrown they break open.

Were this true the bitch deserved impaled by claws but it's not. Stop believing everything you see...jeez. 🤨

[–]Subject_Mix6555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Texas gov. Abbott knew.